All right. We're checking
out the only game where you can upgrade a porta potty so much that
it eventually travels the speed of light. It's Potty Racers. I never thought that a porta potty would have-
Oh God!
-so much aerodynamics. So the idea here is to get as much distance as possible down a bunch of different hills,
using a ton of different items, and upgrade your porta potty
until it is the ultimate. And eventually, somehow
you just strap jet fuel to it. Like, seriously, jet fuel? Yeah, whatever. Let's throw
some different wheels on there. I love how to start this out. You actually get to see him
upgrading the porta potty and then just knocking it
over and off we go. This is also the very first hill. I guess they get stupider
and stupider as time goes on. Yeetus!!!! Now, if we do a little leaning here. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You get that forward lean. You get a nice good roll. The toilet paper trailing behind Probably creating
some extra wind resistance. the poop actually. Do I get bigger poop exhausts? All right. We almost have enough money
for the next level of I guess I'll call it exhaust.
I'm gonna try that backward lean like a full, backward lean. just to see what happens.
Oh, yeah. This is. I'm going to die. Oh! Oh, my God. Oh. I mean, I died, but
it actually worked out pretty good. I really appreciate now knowing that
you can legitimately die while doing this. I also have to mention it's great
that this clearly takes place in Florida. You can see all the palm trees. That is the state where where we will
be doing something like this. Okay, 360. 70. Okay, so we're past 400 now. Big money. I don't know what this is, but I want it. Show me exactly what
this upgrade looks like. So what is this supposed to be? Is this
like a methane exhaust or something? I mean, I guess if we go better than 400,
it'll be working. I'm just not sure. Okay, so 200 before
we even reach the ground. Big, forward, lean. Oh, wow. Throw in an exhaust inside of your porta
potty is a fantastic idea. Okay, we're going straight to Happy-
Blaster Hill! Yeah, we're going over here to Happy Hill. I need a max distance of a thousand. Okay. I've learned how to get about 580,
go straight to bigger tires. Actually, they look like smaller tires. They just look like
they're slightly more obese. Maybe. Wow. Okay,
this thing's much faster now. Whoa! Oh, my God. Okay. Well, the height's- Okay. Well, the high
school was not up for. I was not expecting the violence. Alright, push it. Push it. Yeah. Go, go. My long haired Floridian psychopath. Alright, now Just kind of a light- . A light lean. There we go. Oh, okay. You've got to control this. Here we are. Five, six. Come on. Maybe seven, eight. We're going to get nine, nine. Oh, we're so close. All right, I've got the chrome wheels on, at this point. We're getting a thousand, 100%. Wow. I'm actually getting ready to, like, murder
seagulls up here. Oh, wow. Oh, this is going to get way
past that a thousand. Okay. 800, 900-
New hill unlocked!!! 1200! Come on, keep rolling, 1300. Give it to me. 1400. We can do 15. We can do 15-
It's so close!!! All right. Over to Happy Hill Air quotes. Right before we actually do any upgrades, I mostly
want to see how good this hill is. So we were at like 1400 boom-
WHOA!!!! Do you eventually
go to space in this thing? I'm kind of curious now. *grunting and laughter* I love how high you bounce. Oh, man. The architecture around
the city is fantastic. Also, we just unlocked the next hill, like, instantaneously, and we're at 2200. We're going to have jet
fuel in this thing pretty soon. I've got $4,700. What do these tricks do?
I'm gonna buy one. Just because I'm curious. All of the tricks. Woo! Oh, you can. Oh,
you can just keep pumping them. What happens if I hit the ground
while I'm doing them? I'll get another one in there.
I might get two in there. Give me all the stars. Oh, they're delicious. Oh, you can just keep going. We're going to have a ton of cash. I know. Like I'm now I'm kind of curious if you get more
and more money as the tricks get crazier if you like, train them together
or something like that. *gasp*
Uhhh...... All right. Well, first things first. Yeah. And why not give me all these? All right, so we're going over to Beach
Cliff now, where the seagull can look at me, judgementally the entire time while I do this. And how many starfish do
I have to murder to make this work? Apparently all the starfish.
aaaaaand go! Alright, one.... two....
Did I just do a full flip? But you do you flip the entire object. Oh, the porta potty is my playground. I love how dark it gets up here, too
Like, we are legitimately almost in space NOOO!!!!
So you can die as you do in the- Oh, I got the new hill unlocked while I'm dying. I'm going to have the first porta
potty on the moon. I don't care what it takes. All right, so first one. Second one. Oh, yeah.
Rodeo. Cartwheels. All right, now you-
Oooooookay. There we go. I was gonna say,
you got to watch with when you start getting past the the normal stratosphere,
you got to chill out. Oh, wow. Okay. I think I've chained them
all together and we got insane distance. We're going past 4000 at this point
with a height of 1400. 1400 what?
1400 toilets, I guess. Going to park right on this starfish. Starfish is going to die of sepsis. 8000!!!! I'm just going to go ahead and buy, like, the best trick over here,
because we might as well. And then we're going straight
to Blaster Hill, and this is where we will finally be able to get to space. At least that's my hope. I have fire coming out of the exhaust at this point. Oh, yeah. I'm just hanging, baby! 350 for that trick! Oh, God...
*gibberish* *grunting* I think the rodeo is probably a little bit better. You have less of a chance of, like,
murdering yourself while you're doing it. So the distance here, I feel like,
wasn't actually as good as the other one. The height is a lot higher,
but we're at 35, 36. Why there's so many chain link fences. Are they trying to keep me
out of something? It's not going to protect you from
the fecal material flying out of my car. Never mind. This place is amazing. 5400. 5800. 6000 and still going. How long is this going to roll for? So, um, I got a question. Did I did I break the game? Because I don't know if you know, but we're still gaining distance
and the game's not stopping. We did it. Infinite distance so far. Hold on, let me see if I could stop this. This is insane. 11, 12, 100. I had to kill myself for it to stop. I'm still rolling!
*laughter* I'm still going.
Ah! There's no way to make it stop. Oh, wow. I have an idea. And I don't know if that happens. Like, if you can do that
just every time or what, it could just be that we found infinite
distance that one time. But here, let me do all this and we're going to do a couple
a couple of tricks here. Hopefully I won't die. I'll be able to get back into the vehicle
before I hit the ground. And then a few of these. Nice, the full double flip. I'm going to do one more. I think I can make it. Never mind. Okay. As you can tell, I got some new wheels on and I'm almost sure
that was not meant to be infinite. So we ended up with, like,
an infinite distance that one time. because we still can upgrade this thing
like eight more times and put rockets on it.
Do you know what time it is? It's time to put
some rockets on this thing. Oh, yeah. Oh my God! this is totally say, you know that 100
is it actually stands for 100 reasons why this is a terrible idea. All right. Are we going to breach the stratosphere?
AH! We're in space!!! There's stars at this point. I'm surprised I'm not running into like a like some sort of like, space mission
or something up there, like ruining ruining some sort of joint effort
to go into interplanetary conquests. All right. So 31, 32, 37. Oh, I think we're I think we're going to get infinite again,
except this time I'm going to let it roll. And I think if we do return
to the top of the hill, we'll get to keep all of our infinite money and then buy everything. Okay. Let me see if this works. 20,000 well. WHOA!!!!
*laughter* Well, I think we may be able to buy some things here. here, like, oh, I don't know, this,
okay, this, this. Okay, this. This! Oh, you have to buy them in order. Okay.
All right. We're almost there. We've got one more thing of fuel to buy. We've got the best engine. We got the double-
Look at the engine on this thing. We got the double rockets. Now we've got 300 reasons
why I'm a terrible person. And upwards!!!!! Okay. We'll get we'll get a couple
we'll get a couple of tricks in here. I wasn't even thinking about it
because of how ridiculous this is. I'm surprised that it didn't
go as high as I would have thought. Oh, my God. The second bounce
almost brought us up to space, though. So I finally learned how to use the fuel. You have to press spacebar. This means that things
are about to get. What is this? What is happening? Are... Are we.... I was like, just levitating in midair. That was interesting. Okay, now that I know how to, like,
legitimately blast off, can you blast why
you're doing tricks and stuff like that? Oh, you totally can. Come on! Straight up! *maniacal laughter* How is this-
Look at all the planets! Whooooo!!!
*laughter* I have. I am like, I'm past Saturn,
I am past Jupiter. I'm still waiting
to finally land back on Earth. 6000 distance right now. Okay, there finally goes. My rockets. We're going back up.
Like, we bounced so hard. We're, like, going back up
into space. Almost. What if I can tilt
this thing back a little bit? Look at the distance. 10,000. 11,000. And this isn't even the ultimate jet fuel yet. I don't even know how many seagulls
I've murdered at this point. I might get 20,000 without cheating. 17. Look at this. 18. It's going to happen. Come on, baby. You're
gonna be so close to 20,000. Give me my money. Plus, the height is going to give us
tons of bonuses, too. We're getting 20. It's happening. 20,000 with no cheating. 21,000. Oh, my God. The time has come. We're going to go as high
as humanly possible. Ready? Set. Go. We're going to go as high
as humanly possible. Ready? Set. Go. Keep goin!
Oh, there's like cogs and stuff up here. I'm actually bridging time beds. Yeahhhhh!!!!! I love that it's not even like actual planets anymore. This is like some Doctor Who level stuff up here. All right. So 7000. So, we hadn't even hit the ground, yet. *gibberish* Okay. There goes those. Do my running man maneuver. And 10,000. We're
still in the planets up here. 12,000. Come on, baby. Come on. Annnndddd.....
*groan* Okay, one of these. Just keep doing my tricks
for a couple extra bonus points. Because. Why not? 16,000. 17,000. And we still, like, you know, are reaching the highest clouds
at 17,000, on like our eighth bounce. I don't even know how many there are
so far. 21,000. Okay. 22,000 or 23,000. We're going to get like 30,000, 27, 28. Come on, baby. Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't let me not have this at this point. 29. YEAHHHHHH!!!!! Oh, my God!
Congratulations! We got all the way to the farthest
point of the game. And this guy over here
is like having a seizure about it. Well, we made a point of high that went
so fast, it broke the fabric of reality. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed this episode of Potty Racers.
Until next time: Stay foxy and much love!
