Ultimate Try Not to Say Hol'Up - V3

like this video and subscribe right now or else i ordered this pin for my fiance which was made from our proposal photo didn't quite go as planned finally bought a new car for myself everyone said get a yellow car but i think blue looks better i love cheating if you don't cheat what is wrong with you have you ever been cheated on i forgot some people are in relationships to clarify i love to violate academic integrity on exodus [Music] when your friend's sister is hot but she looks too much like him to smash [Music] stop making fun of my name hashtag international women's day it was never a dress why is her cooking apron on backwards old man broke into tears after surprise visit from granddaughters shooting stars spotted by homeless person wishing for food actually billionaire going to space for fun washington post to be sold to jeff bezos the founder of amazon think twice before changing the tax rules to soap billionaires the smartest way to make the rich pay is not a wealth tax the billionaire space race benefits the rest of us really my dog just ran away i'm so sorry to hear that yeah i'm here if you need anything i still have a boyfriend and i still have my dog do it bro i sack newton died a virgin that means i have one up on history's greatest scientific genius because i'm not dead how i make this my ringtone dumb this u i'm sorry if k is a substitute for ok and some people call their grandpa pop could k-pop be a substitute for ok boomer my guy i'm here to blow my load not my mind [Music] for more information on lung keep smoking before i met him after we started dating homeboy got colonized what the just gonna start killing people i don't find funny national side prevention lifeline shut the f up trojan co pre-owned woman hates selfies and decides to photograph herself dead all over the world imagine if someone kills her and keeps posting the pictures [Music] i told my psychiatrist that i have psycho thoughts so now he's making me pay in advance [Music] always thought you would have to be really stupid to fall for a clown's cream pie to the face trick until i realized i've been getting pied by clowns for years alexa what's the maximum diameter a human can stretch 4.5 to 5.5 inches alexa what's the diameter of an amazon echo when halloween is harem but harley quinn is life is she also a member of the side squad [Music] make her but not her eyes make his uh not his life break her bed not her heart play with her not her feelings get on his nerves always sold your pasta while boiling it is it illegal to have in a dressing room i've gotten in trouble for taking it in one so but is it illegal i off in a dressing room do i sound like a lawyer just learned that a dentist a block away from here was arrested for dealing shows you how wrong you can be about people i had been going to him for over 10 years never knew he was a dentist that moment you realize she's not sitting on a couch hold up when she's your girlfriend when she's your wife okay what's wrong with that i've never seen anyone spell wrong so wrong before did you know that when pigeons have they die really well the one i did [Music] he wasn't just delivering mail he was delivering pipe dna tests prove retired postman has over 1300 illegitimate children have a safe weekend oh no oh no oh no why are you saying oh no there's a reason that was there would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe the pin oh no remember if you're a junior your mom has probably known your name during until we meet again these anime are legendary naruto bleach one piece assassination classroom jeff bezos i don't like it when people say i look like an alien therapist well you did exploit earth's resources bizarre so that i can build my spaceship therapist bezos licks eyeball hypothetically you meet your exact clone just the opposite do you fall in love with them since it is exactly you just opposite why or why not probably not i have standards out here living my best life tom is drowning this ain't about him time traveler what year is this george w bush 2001 time traveler before or after 9 11 attack george w bush before time traveler why dragging me to one of these stupid [ __ ] plays again someone shoot me please lmfao you get my facts bro [Music] being kissed in your sleep is like the purest form of love unless you are home alone or in prison so the pokemon league wasn't the only thing ash won my wife used to be a doctor but has now found jesus she sings at our church for anonymity reasons i can't tell you which one is her hashtag god bless my wife just had a message from a random guy asking to meet in the woods to compared excise's [ __ ] weirdo didn't even turn up if a service dog approaches you and he is alone it means that the owner can't move and is in trouble follow him and you will get a free wallet [Music] that audio frequency shaped like a butt plug that's amazing see if i can make it nice he is speaking the language of gods for boyfriend for best friend and here we are we don't even know her but still we get both photos if it's one or one thousand sins you're still getting sent to hell so why not go for one million sins and come down here a legend yo what the hey dad the mailman dropped this off thank you son what's it say dad call me jim mcdonald sucks barbara we are very sorry about nick's actions we have let him go please contact us for a free coupon [Music] watching straight until i get hard watching game i get hard little cousin after realizing you have games on your phone if that's my cousin i'll go for alabama hey b name our band what direction [Applause] my dad got to watch armstrong walk on the moon i get to watch the guy who killed bookstores ryder space cops beat chinese man after asking for his name i've lost all faith in our police says seven shot at florida nightclub we found seven new jobs that may interest you interviewer how do you explain this four year gap on your resume me that's when i went to yale interviewer that's impressive you are hired me thanks i really need this job your mom told you not to get tattoos because they are expensive and permanent but insists you get a wife and have children i'm not against gay people in the slightest but how do is fit in each other you have 10 million usd but you can only buy things that start with the first letter of your name what do you buy i don't think you're allowed to buy them anymore so yeah we married now lesbian love is beautiful beckons a snake backwards arbok is cobra backwards [Music] how do they even install these i think they install them and then build the ocean around it that makes the most sense i think [Music] met my daughter's teacher tonight it was heartbreaking she was working at her second job teachers are the most underpaid underappreciated yet most valuable people in the world so anyway i gave her 50 dollars for a lap dance so i'm doing my part i lost track of my husband while shopping but i'm pretty sure he's in the area when you kidnap one thousand kids and unlock the golden van there's 100 a wall how many are you choking on what none then you must be a professional you can either eat your salad or you're going on time out i'll take the time out i saw what you did with that cucumber last night our friend came over to babysit last night 10 minutes after we left he sent me this pic you vegan fan yeah because f right bruh don't message me tj miller's wife making a name for herself in new york i've never seen a one sentence headline contradict itself i have five more players to unlock you know it's gonna be a good movie when you see one of these intros followed someone home my body my choice a grandma had this picture on her mantel because she thought it was jesus drake's wife drake's wife's trainer let me crack an egg in your ass and beat it till it scrambled fbi agent i know amazon drivers be like damn this house again i work on ambulance the thought is the exact same you're offered fifty thousand dollars but if you accept it the person you hate most in the entire world gets one hundred thousand dollars are you taking it yes why wouldn't i want one hundred and fifty thousand dollars instead of paying 200 a month on cable buy a plane ticket go see what you're watching what plane goes to bikini bottom malaysia flight 370 if i remember correctly spot the difference why did your previous relationship end one day the argument got so heated that she took off her wig cleaned her maker and faced me manta man that was it man black widow what the are you doing clint hawkeye just like budapest you and i remember budapest very differently went to my girlfriend's house and her sister is swimming in the fish tank where are you i'm with yuri who's yuri you're reported you're adopted hold the snapchat releases girl filter men debates to themselves snapchat releases baby filter priests patient make it quick doctor i don't have all day doctor wow who told you patient hold up footprint on moon neil armstrong boot i was today years old when i realized this is a hate when older people say you're too young to be tired all right margaret you're too old to be alive but here we are breaking news south florida man finds love of his life two days after discovering old laptop with 5000 bitcoin museum of fire this museum looks legit why they're heating my vaccine up on a spoon that belt was tight as hell give man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life honey i think i'm pregnant good thing i've got this then they prevent pregnancies that's not how it works when the digital watch you bought from pakistan showed 3 10 57 but after one hour it is showing to 10 57. who counts as an astronaut not jeff bizos says new us policy no i've been on a ship not a sailor been on a plane not a pilot been on a train not a conductor one goat okay yeah i'm a goat tom holland spider-man homecoming visits kids at children's hospital los angeles dude they are so lucky they get to meet spider-man one day and then stanley the next hold up they're there you shouldn't cry over spilled milk this isn't milk you're disgusting and lonely this is traditional food in my country but stalin the plate is empty i know how to spice up family game night dad you have your mother's eyes me i'm a rat rat there is typing what comes after that'll be twenty dollars sir sir remember when you bury a body cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig it up follow me for more gardening tips did you know a piranha can eat a whole child in 30 seconds anyways i lost my job at the aquarium they are not dangerous if you raise them right and neither are the dogs how many other guys have you slept with just you oh really yeah the others kept me awake big dwarf with barbecue sauce on her oh saying google gale only tentacle hey uncle benny what the [ __ ] oh susan google i meant where to buy groceries damn you autocorrect teacher why are you late student my dad is in the hospital seven days later teacher is your dad still in the hospital student yes he is a doctor student teacher decided i need to eat something healthy so i made a delicious omelette this morning i seasoned the eggs with sugar oil chocolate and threw in a little flour for texture here is the end result i'm so grateful for my career i'm not bragging but just want to thank god i went from homeless to living paycheck to paycheck to saving enough money to purchase an excellent internet data plan that allowed me to download this picture when you and your friends survive a bear attack and celebrate with ice cream and i said hollap that ain't no hot tub when you finally graduate in america mom change spare change ma'am

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Length: 15min 59sec (959 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 18 2021