Me at the Pool Pretending i drowned to see if anyone cares

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view mirror was invented in 1921 drivers in 1920 [Music] how i feel being in college at age 35 guy i will steal your heart girl wow how a romantic guy who's trafficker four hours of sleep eight hours of sleep 30 minutes of sleep 12 hours of sleep waking up feeling exhausted pov your mom met a friend outside the grocery store and you and your siblings just want to get home [Music] mom telling me to not bring a dog home me bringing a cat instead [Music] teacher open to page 36 school bell rings students i'm sorry sir we are no longer required to follow your orders when you try running for the first time me exists my tall friends at any given moment what you doing down there me rewatches ben 10 first five minutes of the very first episode orders be addressed as your highness so this is a wonders prison gives free food and a cell me who ran out of money me where's that really cool threesome video from four years ago hub got reduced to atoms she didn't leave you on red you left her on 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what's the point of living yeah don't worry about this guy he just points at people who are now breathing manually nobody move is trying to explain time travel allow us to introduce ourselves the kanye compass kanye north kanye west kanye east kanye south they have surrounded us me going to the principal's office after i said your mom when the teacher asked what were you doing you had a whole week to complete the project old millionaire dies his only son yes very sad anyway what everyone else sees what the people who work at the airport see me when i get on a diet and start slicing my pizza in three slices instead of eight to reduce my portions android users doctors hating apples jeff bezos us government the title of astronaut me ignoring every relative i see on road while walking the pizza can't be that good the pizza shrek's pizza you get a notification from youtube people have liked your comment one of them is the creator me and a stranger in the bumpers cars when we bump for the 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emotionally my fbi agent watching me open up a for the fifth time today everyone loving the trees for producing oxygen phytoplankton phytoplankton producing oxygen phytoplankton literally producing the vast amount of earth's oxygen [Music] when the y5 drops one bar lala's wet pov you're about to have surgery but they run out of anesthetic girls with photoshop omg i can't wait to make myself pretty boys with photoshop when the family car is about to arrive at the destination and you still have a random when stores have too much respect for their customers hacker telling me my address i know i live here the doctor who told her to keep her teeth white and not black 14 year old white girl when females realize it's hershey's not him she's fair change spare change ma'am

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Length: 18min 17sec (1097 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 25 2021