That one guy in Omegle

[Music] i also filled the movie name you were searching for that must mean you have the movie right right no i don't wanna work the cute girl at work asks for your number she just needs you to cover her shifts scientists when the thing they have been warning us about for 70 years actually happens mexico not mexico when i grow up i'm gonna make lots of friend buy everything i want and be happy as a panda mean our adult i'm sure things will be back to normal by august august the reason dogs love squeaky toys is because it sounds like tiny animals dying skeletal will return next week with more disturbing facts when your last card on you know is a plus four the twitch streamer explaining how handsome her boyfriend is me who donated five thousand dollars for her to say my name how the actors walk around the movie set how the directors walk around the set [Music] me i finally have a stable job now i will spend my money like an adult this one sparks ash this one does not spark joy warning evacuate the island if you hear eight short blasts me after hearing only seven short blasts [Music] chillies modify their body to become spicy so that animals don't eat them indians this is some serious gourmet me explaining how online games can't be paused my mom who knows how to pause candy crush this is great and all but have you ever gotten lost in a playground like this minecraft playing minecraft congratulations you played yourself my mom threatens to throw my phone out from our eighth floor apartment me remembering my phones in airplane mode anything happening the us i bet the russians did this [Music] my barber need to chill if we can't make you look good you are ugly nobody the history channel after 9 p.m playstation's mascot sega's mascot nintendo's mascot val's mascot when a girl hugs you as a friend and you don't get a i'm proud of you you are known for a great way to explore the internet being the browser the pc comes with downloading chrome and firefox me meowing back at my cat my cat do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound online classes expectation reality huawei launches laptop with camera that stays covered until it's opened china china babe is born during the lockdown realizing more than seven people exist in the world when school starts so smart me enjoy book so much the teachers copy the copy the students get long time ago the four nations lived in harmony waiter people 60 and over get a free meal me perfect my mum just turned 60. my mum you dare use my own spells against me potter me pretending to study when my parents walk in so smart me enjoy books so much doctor telling why i got food poisoning my mom who has already decided that it's a damn phone [Music] the first mobile phone kids have today the first mobile phone i had as a kid that one guy on omegle showed banana it's kind of bitter is this candy this is candy right dad's at the start of a movie dad's 10 minutes into the movie store closing in eight minutes last customer no one any problem in canada well at least america is worse that's why yamama fat over me using glitches in a game the admin him thanking me for finding the glitches spider-man far from jim pov it's 2016 and you made five water bottle flips in a row every masterpiece has its cheap copy my mom me some random girl i told her about 2050 is closer than 1990 until we meet again this one sparks this one does not spark people telling me there'll be another life after i die me suffering and tired of this life they say take life one step at a time meanwhile life my friends omg i had a dream where i kissed my crush my dreams johnny johnny yes mama getting girls yes mama telling lies no mama bring her to the house whoa mama my brain every time i go through airport security what if i had a gun and i didn't know it when you were arguing with your mom and accidentally slam the door while leaving seems like you're interested in a wheelchair ignore the camera i'm trying you're an idiot me at 10 i'll never date anyone me at 17 oh i was right six-year-old me thinking the game would load faster if i don't care apple falls newton it's the law finally iphone supporting windows [Music] when the teacher says this is the worst class she's ever had in their entire career teaching bro i almost gave how they look on their tinder profile how they look in real life when you finish playing a great video game and the final music touches your soul being able to watch a movie without crying the dog dying nobody everyone as soon as the soviet anthem plays get in comrade we have to defend motherland when my body has to after i take a shower traitor [Music] paleontologists my life is worthless therapist what did you see in your nightmare me it's complicated strong people don't put others down they lift them up darth vader philanthropist what we see what c system failure 4k exists people when they record ufos best i can do is 144p by saying without any further ado you just further a dude a little thank you minecraft music when i'm fighting for my life minecraft music when i'm trying to find some diamonds you know what you and orange is your orange 2021 olympic medals by planet me when my new co-workers start to hate the company like i do that moment you realize if you turn your head you're a dead man i love pressing the f5 key it's so refreshing my expectations after doing only 10 push-ups girls i can't believe he didn't cry in titanic do men even have feelings boys my mom after i tell her that i have cold fever i bet it was those video games when you want a midnight snack but your parents are in the kitchen getting divorced [Music] me acts disrespectful in front of guests mom i'll murder you when you want to relax so you put on a podcast and prepare to go strip mining in minecraft if you need me i'll be zoning out pretty hard over here him babe i'm a tiger in bed what he actually means bow before me long sheep i would like to cancel my appointment later today cancellation within 24 hours results in a fee move my appointment forward by one week then cancel it listen here you little [Music] teacher for this project you can choose your pairs my friend my other friend the weird kid that wants to pair up with me me bob the builder intro starts playing engineers hollywood executive how can we turn this beloved cartoon into a live action movie don't anime protagonist about to die also him and other characters in the intro of the next episode [Music] that's it pringles your leis go ahead make a wish i wish that i'll be alive for my next birthday honey if you say it out loud it won't come true i know 9 how to destroy nokia 3310 917 how to fix hydraulic press my dog jumping on the bed my dog climbing four stairs the lettuce on a mcchicken [Music] impossible kept his promises to germany unlike most modern politicians we process in march 2020 2020 to arriving in four months b enters class girls ob keep him away from me men me celebrating my birthday after my mom just yelled at me seeing the moon during the day seeing the sun during the night the show that i'm watching the show when my mom walks in soul stone exists thanos if she's single it's one versus 20 if she's taken it's one versus one works martyr not harder time traveler helps get into the art school the timeline me watching star wars little bro hey what's that big ship me it's the millennium falcon little bro oh isn't that from me cox gun little bro a lego set me i'll allow it no matter how many pokemons are dancing in this enclosure if you enter the bison will kill you do not enter what the hell happened here netflix descriptions describe the plot of the movie amazon prime descriptions deadpool 2 the sequel to the first one you finished work you brought home pizza for dinner the boys are online it's raining outside your dog curls up on your lap you are known for making the best sports games a wide variety of single-player and multiplayer modes releasing the same game every year triangular usb connectors were abandoned after users complained of needing to rotate them six times me who has to rotate a normal usb six times anyways me at the start of school me at the end of school me after summer break i don't mean any offense or anything but when your grandmother is having trouble walking down the stairs so you push her and she falls down quickly my mommy raised a gentleman person oh you can draw me yes person cool draw me something me me doing great in a game easy difficulty 68 419 oh yeah it's all coming together fair change spare change ma'am [Music]

Channel: Dark Theme Meme

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Length: 12min 52sec (772 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 12 2021