Ultimate Try Not to Say Hol'Up - V1

like this video and subscribe right now or else the family i babysit for bought me a car for my 18th birthday so thankful buy me a car or i'll tell your wife about us who updated michael jackson's pronouns on instagram tbt that time my teacher's computer wasn't working so she plugged the projector to one of the students computers [Music] how to pick up girls in czech republic guys who cook deserve unlimited blow jobs hashtag monday motivation no pills no exercise in only one month you can do it too photoshop courses the best tool to change your body got sad news today after seven years of medical training my good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion he slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the job he loves what a waste of time training and money a genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet when your girl gets pregnant from the lord but when your child is born three dudes that you've never seen show up with gifts for the baby catholic student suspended after principal discovers her only fans the principal oh my god that's terrible where why the hell did you tell your father bd and stands for burgers drinks and salsa music he just invited bob and agnez to come over tonight for a bdsm party we are not done talking about this what was ruined because too many people started doing it my girlfriend r.i.p mom and dad i know you're looking up at me right now up yeah they beat my a little too often this people thought that just because he was driving some fancy expensive vehicle he could go as fast as he wanted and weave in between cars so i got in front of him and slowed down to 10 miles per hour below the speed limit lmao ambulances i swear i named my dog five miles so i can tell people i walk five miles every day i ran over five miles today guys who sag their pants below there but why easy access for the homies we saw pokemon go as a teachable moment for how people should treat real animals kidnapping them and forcing them to fight puma's latest trainers go viral as they look like a dolph these are for when you really want to finish a race donate their kidneys to strangers to honor their dad who died from kidney failure so kidney failure runs in the family and they donate a kidney pro tip if watching lil nassak's video turns your kids gay just show them wow and change them back you know since evidently that's how you think this whole thing works you [ __ ] instructions unclear my child is now bisexual that'll be 19.94 cents pulls out 50 bill sorry we have had a problem with counterfeit bills have anything smaller pulls out 25 bill peter offers replacement sayings for the anti-animal language and daily conversations thanks peter for showing us there is more than one way to scan a cat heavy breathing luke i am informing you that i'm a registered offender if you're cold they are cold bring them inside all right what's step two if you were such a great person on earth how come you ended up here earlier omg it's god be me the american child go to school don't get shot because schools are statistical anomalies that seem far more common than they actually are because of sensationalist news coverage get stood by teacher met my daughter's teacher tonight it was heartbreaking she was working at her second job teachers are the most underpaid underappreciated yet most valuable people in the world so anyway i gave her 50 for a lap dance so i'm doing my part wanted to paint this good boy that's the most adorable soup i've ever seen i hate that september october november and december on the 7th ninth and tenth months whoever this up should be stabbed good news three days after the vaccine this showed up on my arm it won't scrub off [Music] american girl releases first doll with hearing loss wait the other ones can hear us [Music] sometimes when i'm too lazy to get up and moisturize my lips i just stick a finger in my juice it like vaseline what a nightmare you people are [Music] someone didn't really think out this jfk memorial [Music] if i dive now please spread my ashes in the sandpit during women's long jump look at the size of my new tv compared to my dishwasher i have invented a pregnancy test app you download it and then piss on the screen and if the screen gets covered in this you're not allowed to have kids my son would have been five today what happened i pulled out my dad and i are a great reminder that genetics aren't an exact science geneticist here there are a number of factors that go into determining a person's height genetics of course plays a huge role but other things such as diet environment and having a cheating a mother play into the equation as well just got called the sheep for wearing my mask in the elevator with a group of guys i replied as i remove my mask finally a group of guys that doesn't mind me taking my mask off while having it not really quiet my uncle just sent a message in the family group asking for money i privately messaged him asking for banking details so i can deposit it he responded saying he doesn't actually need money he asked for money so that nobody in the family would ask him for money they had us in the first half not gonna lie can someone photoshop my daughter to look like she has a job say no more look what i found in my mother's room i man i wouldn't watch that if i were you blue power red power green power well hi yesterday our neighborhood barber was arrested for selling drugs i was his customer for 10 years now never knew he was a barber undercover cops posing as buyers are arrested by undercover cops posing as dealers taxpayers [Music] i called my boyfriend with my friend's phone and he answered hey my love he just knew it was me i love him so much what pizza guy your total is 26.34 me i can't afford that pizza guy well you'll have to pay some other way me takes out wallet wait i forgot i had thirty dollars erector cut just had a message from a random guy asking to meet in the woods to compare nicest weirdo didn't even turn up i'm divorcing your mom hi divorcing your mom i'm son no you aren't that's why we are having a divorce hold up if you die while making food in a slow cooker whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them they can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too white people can breathe in this but not that 50 70. 90 180 the lesson here is drive everywhere at 180. a lady next to me on the plane started to freak out when she realized i was pakistani i laughed so hard my grenades nearly fell out of my pocket i'm a pakistani and this is bull i keep my grenades in my turban when it's almost summer and all the annoying creatures are showing up again i just finished watching a really cool documentary on i think i'm going to watch your documentaries this way from now on deals you'll love frequently bought together how'd that be the whole day dad when one of my friend comes over why do you think your friends are coming over anything is a oh if you're brave enough me so hungry thanks for the t-shirt you open the door for the quiet kid plus 16 assists hey son can you help me these leaves oh my sorry autocorrect girls jenny terrell iv positive age 39 occupation blood donor realization i start dating a new girl she becomes convinced i'm a serial killer against her better judgment she still wants to hang out with me we go hiking ventriloquist i'm a ventriloquist me you any good me the best me what the the us coast guard rescued a sea turtle entangled in bundles of in off the coast of florida lol that turtle was moving weight and hit the coast guard with i just got tangled up legend i saved people from being thrown into a pit of fire to burn forever who's throwing people in a pit of fire who's throwing them in there versus rapping i'm so glad i found this i've been telling people i'm a rapper this whole time auschwitz sash tent poles are not for pole dancing please find alternative ways to disappoint your father ikea confesses that their meatballs are made out of people that didn't find the exit i have bad news me too michael cheated on me oh i have good news what i hit him with my car so yeah i'm his queen bro i didn't see him in the first pick lmfao white people our ancestors did some horrible things not mine i'm german there is nothing you can't do april 2021 april 2020 please this is terrifying that's my grandmother she passed away four months ago thank god the iphone x can suck my wow technology really has come a long way demi lovato people are so quick to think you smoke when they see a lighter in your room did you stop to think for a second that maybe just maybe i use it to heat up then my teaspoon abigail sir i'm sick i want to one day leave when i get sick i kiss my wife and my sickness goes try okay sir sir right right how was it first your wife hesitated then she enjoyed thank you sir buy him food play with his hair take him out on a date we reciprocating ladies suck his surprising my 1 million subscriber by taking his wife to dinner do twins have the same size now we are asking the real questions as a twin i can say my definitely bigger than my sisters went through my son ipad this morning how to fight my dad the more you look the funnier it gets fishing license so does that mean that he's legally allowed to kill burglar points gun at me alright buddy just show me where your valuables are and i won't hurt you me haha sure thing jude alexa call the police alexa shuffling songs by the police roxanne plays as i get shot 16 times i'm glad to have you all here on my last flight it's because you're retiring it's because you're retiring right what's a populist lactor experience that you think is overrated and why doggie style it's awkward and hard on the knees and the dog doesn't seem to enjoy it much what the japanese flag is literally just a pie chart of all the countries daddy shut up on your knees for daddy struggles to get out of my wheelchair that's right you crippled i'm your dirty little vegetable god yo what the f me i can't do it i'm too shy you ask her friend no way man you do it me giggles give me your money this is a robbery [Music] bts ain't even that good my daughter died so i'm gonna tweet something controversial to use my phone as eater tonight some people ate more than they brush their teeth who the flushes their teeth 15 times a day i will never forget when my mom had me take a picture next to this cop and this dog was staring at my fried i met it loud as if you don't like it then go on a different plane google user's review of chernobyl plant i can count on one hand the amount of times i've been here it's 14. my mom told my brother to change his sheets before his gf comes over to visit because we don't want her to get pregnant just by sitting down good morning daily reminder that i could both your parents and the one person on earth that you love but choose not to i love you all have an amazing day if you can get through six feet of dirt you're welcome to try my dad just sub to my only fans and tip me 100 that is how you support your child's business wow i had no idea you're so fat use that 100 wisely thanks dad i appreciate it you got your mama's fat jeans for sure this post right here officer this movie theater lets you watch movies while relaxing in double beds all fun and games till a random load lands in your date's hair my cat escapes my cat a week later sugar on the floor ants my mom just died i'm sorry to hear that yeah i'm here if you need anything i have a boyfriend and i have a mom do it can't wait to pound your night this is david sara's father not sarah you got the numbers mixed up please be more careful next time i didn't get anything mixed up stay the way from me please be mindful in the future there are starving kids who could have eaten those bullets george bush's wife honey a plane just hit the twin towers bush the first plane or the second bush's wife come again military military-wise when he goes on deployment right i'm gonna go cheat this isn't funny at all my girlfriend's husband is fighting for your freedom so show some [ __ ] respect even though he's blind he still loves staring out the window i just spit out my drink [Music] boomers kids these days rely on technology to survive also boomers he needs to get off that machine and go outside what's the difference between a child and a i don't know wow you sick freak what caps lock prison turning 0.20 my six-year-old drew her dad me herself and her little brother we are snorkeling in venice the pollution has reduced so much that even louis vuitton bags are starting to swim again first day as a cop me suspect is dancing through downtown dispatch copy that me i'll try but i'm not much of a dancer bruh these flashlights are getting crazy realistic i like your profile pic i'm removing it i like your status i'm removing it i like your dress they got rid of the engine and kept the land [Music] i see it but why is obama a tiger it rhymes with bigger he is the taller one few i truly believe water can solve all of our problems weight loss drink water clear skin drink water tired of someone drown them the us army wants to create biodegradable bullets that plant flowers where they fall schools in the u.s simba my uncle killed my father and is trying to kill me now timon and pumbaa oh wow have you tried just not [ __ ] worrying about it name a character that went through more pain than her i'll wait my teacher is asking kids did you get anything for valentine's day if a kid says no she puts candy on their desk when she got to me he didn't even ask she just put it on my desk i have three openings i know my son has this app on his phone grinder i asked him about it and he said it was to memorize bible verses i love him so much my husband has it too praise jesus can i wear the doom slayer helmet while we hacks so i can say i'm slaying the that's a yes i'm not watching you me with a bucket on your head please fine but we have to do it while i'm on my period to get the full effect [Music] hey babies your dad cause you're the bomb hold on a second who the f told you about this tell me something i don't know black people started wearing their pants low white people started calling it sagin what's sagging spelled backwards guess what you're adopted but we don't know it yet because we can't read sneak 100 47 can anyone tell me what kind of bad this is it's outside my window every night 6 11 7 11 8 11. dark humor is like clean water not everybody gets it drake reportedly shuts down restaurant for dinner with 18 year old model bella harris [Music] i shall grant you three wishes i wish maths didn't exist done you have no more wishes weird breakfast cravings go [Music] this is a pig i have picked with when you have a headache that's a sheep i'm talking to the sheep have you seen groot who my mom accidentally swapping my lunch with dads i can't wait to suck your sir the kid who i traded lunches with if you can't be in paris let paris be in you you have free wi-fi but every hour you use it one african kid starts to death so it's just like regular wi-fi psychotherapist is one word damn it one word doesn't matter the size of your opponent always give one hundred percent cop you're going to prison for forgery me slides him a 37 bill what about now what does work but shouldn't work four year olds in china son i'm marrying jun you're going to have a stepmom that's awesome aren't you angry always wanted a stepmom look do you reckon if it got pulled out fast enough she would spin like a beyblade great let us play chess who goes first well the customs at white goes first [Music] 2019 highest paid female musicians i don't see a single man on this list women really won gf why do you bring me to the beach for every date me desperately trying to get stung by a jellyfish so she'll piss on me the ocean is just so romantic i guess you're charged with putting a gorilla inside a fake looking gorilla suit and setting it loose in a shopping mall bro that's awesome i've met a nice guy at the convention center today hey that's a famous astronaut you're lucky you're lucky here's a doctor a good catch you're lucky he is a good teacher wait a minute that's my girlfriend's yoga instructor such a good guy my gf always ends up sore and worked out means it must be working tell him i said hi such a small world being in a relation with a us army soldier is not always easy show me your boots if you hate waterism i'm 12. pissed can't believe some people still think that moon landing was faked hi boss yes i'm pregnant so i would need a few days leave now to discuss this with my boyfriend please approve my leave please first discuss this with my wife she read your first couple of messages and why can't you type all this in one she said she belonged to the streets i said baby on the streets [Music] japanese to english i got a free iphone a car and two thousand dollars today it's like this gun is magic dad doesn't want to buy python family buys python anyway dad and python it's so bad when people stand in front of they destroyed if you ever feel alone watch a horror movie late at night with the lights off you won't feel so alone anymore thanks satan ah you wanna go upstairs me sure you got protection me why what's up there when you're meeting the avengers today and stan lee tomorrow google faces five billion dollar lawsuit over tracking users in incognito mode the entire male gender edward hands edward decision hands [Applause] i'll bring you charlie you will i know a shortcut pride month is a pain in the have you tried lube so when did you notice your wife was dead the love making was the same but then the dishes started to pile up nice parking please don't reproduce what's a game you wish you could play again and enjoy it like the first time you played it russian roulette 5 out of 6 people approved top 10 best photo bombs [Music] looks like we are finally getting that terminator versus predators crossover i can't sleep peppa pig jigsaw puzzle i can take 10 clones at once in a fight right in a fight right the ladies all want some of jack's sweet dark chocolate why pakistan should be on every solo female traveler's bucket list did human king write this the fish after i rescue him from drowning i started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago since then my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful hold up i want to fill you inside of me first date with a vegan hey do you guys sell honey hey yes we do how do i know it's real i'll take three jars several nurses at a main hospital are pregnant at the same time [Music] fired on his first day after wearing his pants backwards cartoons i watch that explain why i'm into gingers dad doesn't want dog family gets dog anyway dad and dog roses are red this some advanced humor roses are red i'm groot officer i'm innocent please don't shoot pick it up i picked it up last time it was your idea to have it off when you call in special forces and they are actually special bully dragon ball isn't real you won't hurt me with that quiet kid step 1 buy a 3d printer step 2 print a 3d printer step 3 return the 3d printer fbi don't move get a wife make a daughter return the wife talk dirty to me i'm not wearing any underwear because you never put the laundry in the dryer like i asked you to 100 times it was 11 years ago today that my pal james came running out the room shouting it's a boy it's a boy with tears streaming down his face we never went back to thailand when your kid asks why you got an apple watch on your ankle lightsaber condom turn light off womb womb my girlfriend is so sweet she sent me this pic from her job interview today good luck peter was invented in 1980 women in 1979 disney characters names explained lion and swahili no one in latin friend in swahili in english i gave this homeless guy five dollars and an old lady behind me told me he's just going to use it for so i confronted him and asked where i could also get for five dollars running from walmart after converging the olive oil chameleons are fun cause they'll grab anything you give them me washing a big knife my brain stab yourself [Music] my parents having me my dad bro i just watched avengers end game wanna know a spoiler okay but just one i saw your gf at the cinema with other guy you are not free no you are not free but you are in cage starts publicly debating zoo i have several questions alzheimer's is not a joke is that my wife or should i pay her [Music] what makes you think they are fake fair change spare change ma'am

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Length: 28min 3sec (1683 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 17 2021