Two And A Half Men - Alan on a blind date

well looks looks like my mom and your dad are running a little late typical yeah so so you're in town for the weekend uh where do you live Palm Springs oh oh that's nice how long you liquor ah 42 days so far forty-two days yeah this is my first weekend pass huh I was supposed to get one at 30 but I bit a guy did you not the Katja while your way no no no drink damn it I wanna smell it um we're fine maybe just just water so what do you do I'm a chiropractor really can you prescribe soup well you hear that it's my phone oh hello hey mom where are you yes she's here yes very sweet where are you tutti-frutti the others are smoking oh that's just great just gym free container you guys are coming right Dean yes I know you bought me a car alright alright alright goodbye uh apparently yeah your father mixed up his heart pills with his viagra and they didn't want to waste the opportunity well just perfect that son of a [ __ ] never cared about me he'd rather spend the night with some old hos back that old hose bag is my mother and I know still no smoking in fear I'm careful I bit the last guy who tried to touch me yeah well um good thing you can't have a nice meal I'll call the waiter low-low yep remove the order remind me to get some clean urine from you before we go

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Keywords: Two, and, half, men, alan, date, rehab, old, hose, bag, season, two, Funny

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Length: 3min 0sec (180 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 22 2012