Two and a Half men dinner with Rose

how I look don't open that can of worms you are which show see sorry don't know we were early we Alan this is my friend rose rose this is Charlie and Alan it's nice to meet you Alan no that's Charlie hi why don't we all sit down so many breezes Chelsea's told me so much about you boys it's so nice to finally meet you Alan I understand you're a chiropractor yes I am a chiropractor Charlie yes he is a chiral party that's just terrific and what do you do charlie um I write kids songs and jingles Alan yes he writes kids songs and jingles and I am a chiropractor yes he's a coward I don't get out much do they apparently not so chels where did you mean row row your the class no kiddin yeah and then we ran into each other at Pilates and manicurist and jogging the dry cleaner crazy you have yeah sure is seems like every time I turned around there she was like every time I turned around there you were I thought maybe you were stalking it's funny good one kind of start you off with cocktails I think I need to stay sober you guys go ahead I'll have a Chardonnay I'll be right back I'll go with you I'll have a double vodka rocks I feel a little reckless tonight fun personality yeah unfortunately she's got six more of them and for you sir whiskey neat when you drink hard liquor since right now I order a glass of crack if it were true dad say something what didn't you say something I was following your lead what a lead the minute I saw her I practically peed my pants I did fine so what we're gonna do now I don't know I guess we play along play huh are you serious what am I supposed to do Alan tell the truth Oh Chelsea I almost forgot your new BFF and I had a one-night stand and when I dumped her she superglued my nutsack to my thighs started stop oh and then I thought maybe I was in love with her and followed her to England and then when she came back from England I thought I was dying and almost asked her to marry ya when you put it in story form it really does sound bad so we play along till I can find out what Rose's angle is so what I was supposed to date her stop flattering yourself this isn't about you it's me she's interested in what are you saying I'm not good enough for her where are you saying you want that Looney tune as a girlfriend no but I am currently unattached oh listen to me this is a blind date that goes no further you understand let's really likes him

Channel: Oliver

Views: 3,276,346

Keywords: two, and, half, men, charli, alan, chelsea, funny, season

Id: By21kxPyJBE

Length: 4min 37sec (277 seconds)

Published: Fri May 22 2009