Two and a Half Men Season 3 Gag Reel Bloopers

so you like making fun of girls with big boobs [Applause] was so you like making fun of girls with big boobs from did I run a truck uh I I really couldn't tell you that wasn't the delivery okay that was so Betsy maybe we can get the boys together for a little play date sometime I don't want to play date with some stupid kids so should we can have trick so Betsy you want to have a play date so we can have sex sorry anyhow my brother Phillip he's the second oldest he's in the roadside fireworks business I'd like to phone a friend this jerk I could have been killed 4,2 4,300 301 302 I hate singles don't you hate singles you turn my business into a brothel what's the line exactly that is precisely the attitude that I do not want my attitude do here we go lots of film in the mags hey stud I don't know what kind of party no you didn't well I didn't think I was ever going to get out here I know what it is Jake yeah are you praying oh I forgot to move my lips don't encourage him don't make him sing Gilbert and Sullivan well he needs something to audition for the School Musical tomorrow uh is it tomorrow where did I why did I add tomorrow is it tomorrow it was yesterday it was yesterday get back there the the what my mom used to sing it to me tinkle tinkle little star like a before I forget uh although it's not politically correct to throw rice if you throw bird seed you end up uh with something that I've forgotten what was it uh uh yes no I thank you the cameramen are telling me thank you CHR [Applause] sorry fine I'll talk to her thank you and now there's a tattooed girl with no sexual boundaries in my shower so unless you have an urge to Fanny up my ladder that's not the line because together we shall spawn a child named together huh stay to my right this is a problem just a little one oh with the dialogue with the line okay okay I thought we were going to be hanging out together but obviously your neurotic need for meaningless sex is more important than spending time with your only brother who despite everything continues to love you and by the way is your best hope for an uh I got this in another shot didn't [Laughter] I but you'll let me get the tip I don't have a clue I don't know what you're old dad is not going to be here for okay I want there to be no doubt in your mind that I was as proud as punch [Applause] maybe I'll just wait till I get home no no no no you one skip skip your day Skip nipp nipp we are going for a drink and a little girl talk girl talk with my ex-wife her name is Judith M Mr not a doctor Harper no it up she should come back she should come back and do that should come back and do that again yeah her name is Judith Mr I'm not a do Harper Dam it all right against my better judgment I'm going to go ahead and ask what do you how do you propose to help well let's make sure that we both agree on the problem I messed up the lead in l that's what through me yes what are you what are [Applause] [Applause] you how was it good for yeah I've had cupcakes like that but the thing you got to remember is there'll always be other cupcakes and if the day should come when you're in a cupcake drought and those G those gays those days sorry sorry oh it's if you could just give me the finger [Laughter] again better well I I I I don't right oh I got it I got it okay just from the music you all right [Applause] man you've never seen me do that before your head here we go standing by but I like l Mia we will never get through this if you don't Focus now uh wedding party bridesmaids what are they wearing uh I suggest an unflattering style in a hideous color because after all this is your day oh oh and uh and before I forget although it's not politically correct to throw rice if you throw bird seed you run the risk of your ending your ending wedding up like a your wedding ending up likea thank you thank you can we try yeah I'm fine just say action God here we go okay and a but I like lies oh oh lies are perfect if the bride and groom are recently deceased wait was that the line that I was supposed to do oh no I already did that line it's okay stop well be that as it may I am late for my hair appointment and and I want that car and I don't care what what you say I want [Music] it I was getting so good I got in love with myself as all of us do as all of us do join the club be that as it may I'm late for my hair appointment and I want that car park to me yes sir where's my little B yeah so did the um sorry okay want in yeah ready and yeah sound I only came back to you because I wanted your sperm yeah well it's a package deal my sperm and my brother go hand in hand I'm the idiot because I diluted myself into believing that when I desperately needed my brother to go get my kid at my school at my school why would be a it was I don't know yeah here it comes people here it comes get ready

Channel: Craig McGuire

Views: 2,939,816

Keywords: two, and, half, men, funny, bloopers, comedy

Id: cjSg0WwDqms

Length: 10min 23sec (623 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 19 2009