Two and a Half Men, Season 4 Bloopers

the chicks they come and go but you and i will always be there for each other is that my line yeah who is this vodka knockers bounty hunter she's a bounty hunter i i i i i can't remember the line i just would you get the door damn would you get the door did you get the door listen why don't we just share custody of chester you know you get in one week and then i get in one week no no the thing you get is your freedom the opportunity to start over maybe a little a little so uh so what does she do for a living besides being a stone cold so what did you do for a living besides being a stone cold come on buddy you can do it charlie you said it yourself he's growing up getting a life of his own before you know it he'll be going off to college i'll only see him on holidays only hear from him when he needs money not that i'll have any and for what so he can get a worthless piece of paper that he can then fold into a hat that he will wear to the food and for what so that he can get a worthless piece of paper that he can then fold into a hat that he will wear at the fast food job that he will probably get fired from for stealing no kidding i'm sorry i i don't remember you oh of course not at the time you were learning how to use have done shakespeare i will get this line down no kids in my house i'm a kid well i don't i don't think of you as a kid i think of you as more of a gassy dwarf ah well uh as lovely as that sounds i i wasn't really planning on seeing naomi today why not what's wrong oh please tell me you have a serious problem my friend yes i do no question now give me my money yeah now give me my money give me my money just give it to me give me my money i love you charlie sheen well that's it for today wait a minute oh right okay okay i'm sorry what's going wrong lost the cookie let's start by separating the delegates how is that not like a cocktail waitress the reason you need to sell it celebrate these sure honorable's one way to go but may i remind you that this is a woman who's been known to lift the stove with one hand in order to beat a mouse sure honorable's one way to go may i remind you that this is a woman this is a woman this is a woman yeah so what do you and my little girl have planned for today maybe a romantic walk on the beach a cozy picnic i could pack you a lunch uh jeep or how about this you could spend the afternoon in oh uh uh g bird how about this the two of you can no i'm gonna do this or die in the attempt why don't you get him a real tutor are you kidding she has advanced degrees in like three subjects she loves him he worships her and the only thing she asks in return is to sit naked in your laundry hamper she has advanced degrees in like three subjects she loves him he worships her and the only thing she asks in return is to sit naked in your laundry humpback humper and for what so that he can get a worthless piece of paper that he can then fold into a hat to wear at the fast food job that he will probably get fired from from first for staggered what are you into here granny's with chickens with strap-ons no please don't bleep charlie he's locked sorry bye i actually need to stay with charlie please yes sir oh sure because it's his show hey so what do you say we can walk up the beach to georgios and grab a bite well you know what that sounds wonderful let me just uh clean let me just let me just clean my breasts that's what i did i just went like this could you clean your breasts just just like that you don't want to talk about it some more ellen it's practically all we talked about our entire marriage baby baby toenails ear hair baby baby i messed up well that sounds good you and knucklehead out in the woods taking turns i have to do that line all as well uh i'm just glad the little guy's got me to wait a minute are those nails in my wall are you out of your freaking mind what's so funny i'm mad at you and for what so that he can get a worthless piece of paper that he can then fold into a hat to wear to the fast food job that he will probably get fired from for stealing fries from the fragging frank lagalaga stealing fries from the customers bags it's simple you all know it you can all say it with me let's all say it with me stealing fries from the customer's bags thank you

Channel: Get Money Get Muscle

Views: 3,222,280

Keywords: two, and, half, men, season, bloopers, charlie, sheen, harper, alan, jake, 2½

Id: d92nqNsp64g

Length: 8min 7sec (487 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 21 2009