Did Alan Father Judith's Baby? | Two and a Half Men

not no why not I don't have to give you a reason dad I got my Learners permit but mom won't let me drive her car just because they give 15-year-olds Learners permit doesn't mean they're ready to drive oh please I've been driving for years Grand Theft Auto 1 Grand Theft Auto 2 and I never ran over anybody but pimps and crack hores Jake sorry crack prostitutes go get started on your homework afterward will you take me driving we'll talk about it later when just go to your room I'm available now go man if I had knew how to hot wire a real car I'd so be out of here well thanks for bringing them by I guess yeah uh if you need to reach me herb and I are going to Laguna Beach for a weekend getaway oh how nice taking the baby are you insane I said getaway Herb's lucky I'm taking him I see so uh so who's watching little Millie my mother ooh are we sure that's a good idea okay first of all there is no we here and what are you implying I'm implying that there might be better choices for a baby babysitter than a woman who has a sandwich named after her at the Betty Ford Clinic she's 3 years clean and sober all the charges were dropped and she's great with Millie all right all right I hope you don't mind but I gave her your number in case there's an emergency I don't mind so uh how is the baby anyway fine good good Jake showed me some pictures I got to say she doesn't look much like you and she certainly doesn't look like herb don't go there Alan go where I'm not implying that someone other than herb could be the father even though that someone did have unprotected sex with you approximately 9 months before the birth of a child that look suspiciously like that someone you get that I'm talking about me right honey if we want to beat the traffic we really should get going oh hey hey herb did you hear Judith and I are spending a romantic weekend in lagona I said weekend herb that's all okay fine no romance but sex is still on the table right just get in the car oh can I drive no why not she [Music] gone

Channel: Two and a Half Men

Views: 266,915

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Length: 2min 17sec (137 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 28 2024