Tumblr Memes Episode 179

fun statistical fact cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes minor side note to statistical fact if it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a garage handle them this statistic would be different that's why presentation of data matters to prevent misinformation [Music] where's the most romantic spot for a first kiss wrong answers only dueling grounds i said wrong answers only you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice based based on what apartment complex really i find it quite simple this came to me in a dream do you ever look at your pet and go holy crap that is a little beast moving and doing things of its own volition in my home can i eat ass yet no only 22.7 percent of people have been vaccinated we haven't hit heard immunity stay ready so you don't have to get ready shout out to this b-day company for having the greatest marketing campaign i've seen indians this is my lining closet shows you some towels and this is my lennon closet shows you communist propaganda bed bath and bolsheviks communism works on paper but not on tile or marble have you considered iron curtains for your bathrooms my favorite thing about that lucille bluff good for her reaction image that's so popular is that she's referring to a news report about a woman who locked her three kids in a car and let it roll backwards into a lake she what what the hell seaman retention has me drawing sacred geometry again no caffeine about 20 hours of work so far pictures with process i make you while you be at work i'd be back at your house jollying your girlfriend rogers your girlfriend sees me pirate hat and me belt of flintlock pistols and can barely control herself i'll never forgive the nerds who made it socially acceptable to be a supernatural fan on this site again my plug told me happy holidays and i thought she was talking about ramadan soul calibur announce a voice the toke still burns past the booth lest the heat of battle consume your heart chickens have remained unchanged by evolution for nearly 1 billion years because they are the perfect life form if dumplings have a million fans i'm one of them if dumplings have 10 fans i'm one of them if dumplings have only one fan that is me if dumplings have no fans that means i'm no more on earth if world against dumplings i'm against the world i love dumplings till my last breath die hard fan of dumplings hit like if you think dumplings best in the world apparently when my grandma first came to america she didn't know what a raccoon was and assumed it was a freaked up cat and adopted it i just imagine this 13 year old girl with a heavy eastern european accent being like this is my cat peta he is not very friendly what a fish could clap the sound of a wet potato chip hitting another wet potato chip didn't realize you replied to this post and i thought you just made a god tier crap post somehow in my notes go come over me i'm an ap student and i take many ap classes girl my parents aren't home me ap stands for advanced placement these are college level courses that you can take in high school typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload however the benefits are far-reaching consider taking some ap courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit [Music] shut up police officer you're like 12. i have to be the most esoteric beach in this sewer ramen keep working wiki it'd be only tuesday you live in a society i live in this abandoned grain silo which i'm definitely totally not trapped in dejin party for the first time sorry guys ignore this spot if i add the music should be back soon i would get a phd just so i could be an okay sent from my iphone professor david cronenberg and clive barker who are the dudes holding them stephen king and jerry sinfold i don't understand are you implying being trans is better than being a k-pop stan i'm not implying it i'm saying it explicitly new book obama said butterjee couldn't win presidency because he's gay and short obama voice uh let me be clear there is no way america will vote for our little homie gayas cursed image good morning to everyone except this person oh my god so i was talking to a buddy in psychology and that this kid came in who looked exactly like him and gave him a book he'd forgotten at home and i went holy crap you have a twin and he was like yeah his name is jason and i was like i thought your name was jason long story short i have one of them in my math class and another in my psychology class and i've developed a friendship with both of them but i thought they were the same person this entire time remember this post not jason is refusing to tell me his name and everyone's keeping it from me so i'm just calling him not jason ah yes the three moods like guns stress a fricked up annie may go with blood spattered on her face but get this she's so fricked up that she's smiling and happy about it that's the kind of person i am this is a normal anime girl to the joker the joker is a normal guy to me when you drink my blood you will taste my innocence and purity when i drink yours i will taste your charisma and sensuality when you drink mine you taste orange fanta [Music] tile latins will heal other ants after aids and that mortally wounded ants will refuse treatment do not deny me my warriors death brother [Music] interesting why is my house smell like garlic terrible cooking [Music] frequently bought together [Music] girls night a baby to amanda or andy to named poco sticks out its tongue zsl london zlu is celebrating the creature's surprise birth after they found a male to be the companion of its mother rile last october photograph zsl london zoo pa johnny bravo loved himself more than anybody i've ever known man i'm pretty i love images bad news they are deleting every images soon proof yeah give me just a sec to pull up the image i took as proof oh no holds two electric eels and uses them as nunchucks to beat the crap out of you you make me question my sanity but like in a good way that's what i get paid for you're out here getting paid not at all i'm in hell [Music] what is your favorite flavor of ice cream governor's island with dirty highways climbing the hill to the first air organist thank you buckbert please don't become dangerous to yourselves and others god this whole post is a mood studying ancient greek philosophy the expectation the reality plato i was expecting a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed dire jeans your mom suck me good and hard through my jaws thought of the day if you met a sasquatch in the woods what would you do simpactly fear is a disease it poisons the spirit let me help you strike it from your heart come into my mouth and do not be afraid this is one of the most raw quotes i've ever heard and this is coming from a 12 year old mmo wizard game what the hell me trying to flirt so what albums make you cry boy girl the boy and the girl do not have a conversation love does not exist you're going to die someday permit crab using a discarded doll head for a show this is definitely the most cursed thing i've seen at the barber shop bubba would like a haircut me yes i would love a haircut bubba and her classic joke baba then realizes my entire head of hair is just one single long piece of hair of wrapped around my noggin bubba why did you do this me so i could make this post baba you cold just said that you had but you didn't have to do it in real life me but i've been working on this post for years me texting him first is too desperate in this age a modern woman needs to be independent i'm a strong and busy lady i will restrain myself and keep myself an enigma me five seconds later life is too short to not live your passions fully i'm going to text first i free myself from society's restraints without risk there is no reward [Music] peter parker bucky carly john walker sam tfatws episode 6 new york fight predictions peter's probably doing a maths test or something idk that's why he couldn't be there my three girlfriends and yes they smoke weed i'm convinced that the stranger things kid and the lead singer of churches are the same person very mean post papa john this post is why papa john is racist i miss when people straight up lied on here i'm gonna start doing it again okay so yesterday i saw hannibal lecter in the target bathroom please don't lie we've got enough stupid bullcrap going on in washington dc with the riots we do not need that useless idiocy here not now i cannot believe people could be so cruel this is not who we are america we are a proud and mighty nation we do not need war what we need is to start being the glorious kind america we once were please if you must protest do it peacefully if you care about america at all this is a post about hannibal lecter [Music] artist what tattoo do you want leto joker i want hahaha on my chest artist okay leto joker because i'm a bit mad artist i said okay how to negotiate a higher salary [Music] so today at the gym i thought my trainer was flirting with me when he asked for my number to take a pic of me turns out he thought i resembled buzz lightyear and send me this follow isn't for more memes hannibal's name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he's also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and oral meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the fbi's most recent batch of bodies and he serves it to the fbi who doesn't notice who's the biggest weed dealer in baltimore i have to consult my friend hannah bislector the renowned gardener cancels plans sorry i can't come i'm ugly teacher write about who you are and your identity me my what yeah bro hit me up we'll cancel some plans sometime [Music] short girls have no feelings this is false we all have undying hatred and rage against tall people when mutuals of mutuals go across my blog and reblog stuff but don't follow i be like okay you walk into my house touch my decor and leave oh john i'll do anything for some lasagna me in the theater at age 12 silently becoming an entirely different person over the course of 90 minutes as i download my new personality from the coolest character in the movie me becoming the will smith fish from shark tale trade offer i receive gofundme donations you receive sidcom about an a sandpan person who are roommates the bachelor test is just a way to police what women talk about so it doesn't matter also lmao you people will just say anything [Music] rare picture of ditto eminem and doctored remaking stan [Music] four-year-old me grandpa look what i can do four-year-old me do nothing special grandpa doom is just a sixty dollar music album with a free game he's out of line but he's right what if tick tock was called dick [ __ ] that would be funny i think here's some cocky milk because you're epic stop taking poison damage in my notes i get my attitude from my freaking awesome dad he is a bit crazy and scares me something he has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold he loves me unconditionally and if you mess with me the beast in him will awaken they'll never find your body yes he bought me this shirt howdy folks i hope that you all enjoyed episode 179 of top tumblr posts if you did feel free to drop a like comment and subscribe to the channel i'd appreciate it and if you if you would like to become a channel member feel free to click the join button next to the subscribe button i would greatly appreciate that as well sorry for the no post uh yesterday but i've been feeling a little shaky after my second dose but you should still get vaccinated don't let me discourage you um so that's the reason for missing it and keep an eye out next week will be meme stolen from tumblr 2 and other stuff that i can't really think of i hope that you'll have a wonderful morning evening afternoon night whatever time of day it is for you and i'll see you all tomorrow with episode 180 peace out guys [Music] you

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Id: dUV4e2pCyPE

Length: 15min 47sec (947 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 25 2021