TOP TIER TUMBLR POSTS V130

it's the middle of the night and i'm now ready to start the task right after i watch this short video why the heck am i so cold and why isn't anyone snuggling me and why do grocery stores charge so much for a small amount of ice cream why did you censor the word heck because it's a freaking bad word [Music] my balls are hefty and my pulse is slow my gums are bloody and my ass hangs low swimming in bars got that constant flow sucking on bigfoot's biggest toe riley on my dick my meat is froze obama left office so i took his hose [Music] it'd be funny as frick if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of crap loser get off the bus you ugly bubba boy that's just middle school 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars today everyone has cars and only the rich owned horses well well well how the turntables the stables have turned i laughed too hard at this and i hate you for it [Music] yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom's bride is a thor there is an entire norse myth dedicated to this exact concept [Music] i hate summer but i love summer fruit and foraging in my region the two most conflicting things in my life me and summer ugh this heat is awful there are so many people outside it's humid all the time and i have to bathe in sunscreen if i want to set one single foot outside my home me also in summer boysenberry mushroom my four-year-old points to the label on my tea bag what does that say me it says over 300 years of experience it means the people at twinings have been making tea for 300 years dramatic gasp they haven't even died me whispering t vampires kettle that boils your water by lowering the pressure inside instead of increasing the temperature so you still get room temperature water once you pour it out can you not post this [Music] wish magneto was real so i could show him how much everyone loves him on tumblr and then i would tell him tumblr was deleted so he can't go on here because i like him too much to expose him to this site more than necessary i'm glad we got so many news about the future of destiny and everything is good but there was not a single mention of gambit root glad about the lesbians but missing my himbus wait was this about video games that time you met jesus and he was just like hacker check out this sweet yo-yo [Music] protect by shrek shell boys why is this on a blog literally called girl suggestion we are suggesting this to girls who is we who are you italian shadow government venice has a prostate the size of an american football sometimes i wish i was jarred 19. me when i play video games m morgz necromancer barbie [Music] how long does your ideal hug last 38 to 45 minutes that's really impractical you said ideal not realistic [Music] crying because i'll never be able to buy giant bagels off the kentrosaurus to be fair almost everyone in ratatouille does have a french accent the real question is why linguine and also all the rats sound intensely american if it was just the rats i'd say it's because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don't necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialogue isn't literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn't explain why linguine has a rat accent linguine has a rat accent step on a crack break your mother's back smoke some crack break your mother's heart thank you smithy for your words of wisdom what are the symptoms of being fergalicious the president of france wants to ban homework well this is it bonjour my petite croissants patio patio isn't french le patio [Music] why do you guys always gotta jiggle their leg in class such such relax calm down it'll be okay you will not die at the hands of quicksand ask me how i know this please how do you know this quicksand does not have any hands [Music] why was shrek's soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful roofer swain right ballad followed by a smash mouth eddie murphy cover of i'm a believer and how can i thank them me hello darkness my old friend darkness i have a boyfriend me hello darkness my old friend darkness new phone hoodies [Music] marvel putting bucky and sam in couples counseling only for them to have a staring contest like their five is the funniest and most in character thing i've seen all day favorite germa joke is when he was playing over watch on stream and he was like one day a year from now i'm going to show up on stream in full 300 clown makeup and then a year later he just randomly turns on his face cam during a stream and he's in the clown costume i brought you in this world ain't nobody asked you to do all that though [Music] burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14. you should watch supernatural because thor the nos god is there and he looks like this chris hemsworth wishes i said supernatural instead of stargate i'm losing my freaking mind i take immense psychic damage from the united states selection cycle it's designed that way i'm not even from your country it's designed that way [Music] him what that mouth do me when you meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk about remember when we smiled and then went outside at my house lmao [Music] honestly at this point what hasn't the simpsons predicted for the future are you freaking kidding me it's fake i can't believe the simpsons predicted this tumblr post when your gf tries to break up with you no i don't want that feel snow leopards and their giant normal tails the whole dogs we have achieved that which you cannot this is exactly what i would do if i were a snow leopard sigourney weaver in holes i wish sigourney weaver was in my house [Music] are you sure about that oh we doing okay ladies pov you became friends with another kid you never saw again where's the exit i don't know i never made it out kids ghost vanishes in front of you [Music] i don't think you guys understand how expensive this is this is by far the funniest jigsaw quotes post i genuinely cannot stop thinking about the sight of like jigsaw opening his wallet in the checkout line at the death trap blows and he has like two pennies and a diamond there and he just sighs being inside a fursuit while smoking doinks is truly as hot as a minecraft furnace this post astral projected inside my doctor and forced him to misdiagnose me with spinal meningitis [Music] tracking service as helpfully as possible your order is out for delivery it should arrive by 8 pm today me sitting by the door at 8 12 a.m package me opening my apartment or anytime i hear the outside door open despite it being 10 am box envelope [Music] see slugs on the sidewalk after it rained me boys are out tonight um me and my future wife well babe i love you even more than naruto unrealistic i could never lie to my wife like that said good evil beach boys wouldn't it be nice evil cindy oppa girls just want to have gun [Music] tell us why you're closed why are you closing your doors why are you locking your doors to the public tell us the reason why japanese versus polish japanese daisuki i really like you polish dad suki you say it the same way give me beaches power move put the fbi agent watching you through a series of endurance tests stay awake for 72 hours put obscene images over your webcam chew gum really loudly next to your mic they may have wiretaps but by god they won't have peace and most importantly keep calling them fbi agents that's what'll really grind on those nsa agents nerds [Music] hey guys so i'm at a sleepover and i'm an early bird so i photoshopped dolly parton holding the holy moonlight sword to pass some time [Music] so elmo got a manicure current mood elmo getting a manager self-care no mask no crowsar [Music] i watched crap like teletubbies when i was a baby now babies are literally watching markiplier either boom has literally watched world war two updates on their radio phuket why do you posted such ungodly hours of the night do you sleep 4 39 am no oh sorry you're right 5 49 a.m [Music] mad scientist who says humanity is too weak and flawed i will remake humankind into a stronger form but actually he just wants to fix every body's fricked up backs he should fix her knees while he's at it can he fix my depression [Music] you have four missing assignments here's the thing mentally i'm little corn snake in a winter's hat replaces your computer's ribbon cables with these [Music] now that daft punk is gone we have no use for france splaton 3. new tumblr game google your username go to the images tab and see what comes up [Music] i don't know what i expected [Music] mom and i went to the local archives and i found the parish record of my dad's baptism and he was a bubba child so for some reason the best way these methodists in 1937 thought to show this was to write in the column under shreks the word male in tiny litters and then the word illegitimate in big letters s k j s d k f j like okay kynarood assigned bubba birth teens gathering at the lake edge acting casual pretending to not be shoplifting water we can see your buckets me i'm bored what should i do my brain here's something productive that you have been procrastinating on doing for literally three months me haha you wild anyways only realistic suggestions please i want to be a midwife so i can see what all the rich white suburban parents name their children like congratulations mrs smith here's your baby organic granola apple quinoa drops phone me crap you good bro phone yeah fam i mate rasher if you have a dark side i'm re sharing this because i too have a dark side wtf what the freak omg oh my golly gtfo grab that fancy octopus [Music] ted cruz is speaking at my school next week lmao asked him why he killed 20 to 28 people in northern california from 1960 to 1970 [Music] when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down [Music] howdy folks i hope that you all enjoyed episode 130 if you did feel free to drop a like comment and subscribe to the video i would greatly appreciate it i hope that you all missed me during that time i've been freed from my prison i'm now allowed to resume having different clothes and filming at different times of the day so thank you all for being so understanding let's see oh i ordered a thingy that someone sent me so that i'll be able to stream from my xbox it's arriving thursday i'm gonna have to look up what it's called it's elgato gaming capture thingy so i'm going to be trying to set that up says i'll get it thursday by 9 00 pm you know who knows whether or not that's that's true so i'll keep you all updated in terms of when i get that and then as soon as i get it i'm gonna be trying to set it up my sister is visiting me this weekend she's arriving friday and meeting sunday so if it does truly arrive friday then i don't think i'll be able to stream until monday but even even so i'll be playing around with it and making sure that i have all the software i need on my laptop and things like that so that i will be able to stream been watching a lot of videos so hopefully i won't have the same problem that i had the last couple times i've tried to stream with bad latency and things like that so i'm trying to fix it up um keep an eye out for uh i rate your posts and the q a um it's almost done it really is it's two-thirds of the way done it's almost there i just need to push it over that last little bit when uh one person in the comments was saying that the outros will get old and so i just need to start like saying random stuff during it in order to we have not random stuff share stuff about my day unfortunately it's noon so i haven't really had much going on i just had class all day but i'm happy to be back and filming outros for you all let me know if you all like this system i think that some people are really enjoying it some people miss the intros but truthfully i like the reason that that drove me to switch is that i was looking at the analytics and we kind of had like hit this plateau of growth and i just thought that you know from personal experience when i'm watching a video where i don't really know who the person behind the channel is and they have an intro it kind of takes away from the content and bothers me even when it is people i know when they have intros um they can bother me so i just figured to help the channel grow and to help because i don't want it to distract from the fact that i love all eleven thousand four hundred and you know thirty two of you but i want the channel to be able to continue growing and keep bringing people in so i thought that this would be a good you know middle ground so i hope that you all have a wonderful morning evening afternoon night whatever time of day it is for you and i'll see you all tomorrow episode 131 peace out guys [Music] you

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Length: 16min 22sec (982 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 02 2021