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you never eat or come out into the Sun Sega's Frosty the Snowman me loves to lick the spoon after stir in brownie batter doesn't care about Salmonella whoever that is how do penises even fit in pants you have to touch it in your butthole thank you get changed right in front of the window because I love to give back to the community what if Lars yodeled instead of all I mean you can hear Alonso automate kilometres away so just imagine hearing a faint yodeling in the middle of the African savannah standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like look at this flower this flower is taller than I am this flower is winning and I'm losing while you are not ready to hear about trees what if you had an identical twin that did porn on July 20 the grocery and they're like OMG I saw you take three books at once while wearing a turtle costume and you're like god damn it Jerry I mixed up Donkey Kong and King Kong and accidentally said kinky darn to my parents today look at my mails oMFG how did you take that photo somebody's put a bullet in my boy if I ever find out who I shall turn absolutely monstrous mummy Holmes doesn't mess around I genuinely thought it was her that poisoned Mary for a moment plot west series 4 starts off with mummy Holmes straight-up murdering Mary she reminds me of Molly Weasley not my son you [ __ ] what I'm ready to sold help crimes ice breakers how big is your dick how much money do you make do you like me unlikely would you be uncomfortable if I cried I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off protip number 43 unsure of your real friends get a bowl cut and see who stays my first boyfriend said bisexuality wasn't real so I broke up with him and dated his twin sister things to say during sex nothing you don't need six the Lord is watching comment my mom just said watch this then ran a red light and said I just don't care someone catfished meetly so I can get on NTV and promote my mixtape so you named your son wolf emic wolf and then pissed 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Block on the floor walk around it you have now walked around the block do it again when my grandma died I found this in my room I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy don't ever blink it shows weakness right now there's a hole in the floor and we can see the class below us so we tied a Cheeto to a piece of yarn and we are trying to communicate with this girl but so far she hasn't noticed Shawn Mendes confirmed he and KJ after have a secret project and it sounds huge at pornhub can you confirm species screamer Bella status alive thank God he is still with us just [ __ ] me up I went to Starbucks and told my best friend to just [ __ ] me up and he gave me a drink with every single syrup but was it good no first Thanksgiving 2015 medium hand drywall what a nice piece of art I hate how a reward systems never work for me like I can't just say if I finish this assignment I can have a cookie because my brain is like or you could just have one right now and I can't argue with that logic self-imposed deadlines don't work either because I know the guy who said the man he's full of [ __ ] a gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds what am I supposed to do with this information rats can't throw up please tell me that is your nose this completely went over my head as a kid at night the coral reef parrotfish sleep in a blanket made of mucus to protect themselves from parasites he looks so pleased with himself I Spit on myself so nothing will eat me what do you call a dictionary on drugs if you say a dictionary I swear to [ __ ] god I will cut you I was gonna say high definition but yours is better every time I walk past my neighbor's letterbox a little part of my soul evaporates one you fool that is an Alaskan bull worm when you're running down the stairs with no bra wrong jig little self helped him through one thing a day that scares you text someone first ask your crush to hang out purposefully irritate a wild raccoon [ __ ] cactus the only one stopping you is yourself do not [ __ ] a cactus no matter how insecure or shitty you feel just remember that my muscles are massive and I can punch through walls hey I really needed this thank you pulls you apart like a twizzler you can feel the regret in this picture hide your IP address become anonymous is that Obama I can't tell they are hiding their IP address don't move not a problem I hate moving Scully is me me if I owned a possible table someone hey what's up me I own a football table you [Music] cow belly let's go babe the monetization is drunk going to to stop the migration of trouble innovation and content creation and another as it rises all these states have got inspiration to drop a new cake on top of your faces and mock in the face of the clock is still raising this impatient one stories later not just escape news robbed like to paint you to be praying thought you would make it install the frame so who want to get paid for their wholesome creation so take the advice of a Godin make oh my god - says 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Id: ZdxOuhoXN1k

Length: 13min 21sec (801 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 28 2018