- I don't like
ice cream anymore. ♪ (French accordion music) ♪ - (FBE) There's a type of video
that keeps getting lots of views online when people make them
and it's people eating or drinking things
in one second. - Oh.
- What? - Oh, I just--
I do that anyway. - (FBE) I hope you're
up to compete in several speed eating
challenges. - Ah.
- I'm very excited and I'm gonna try to get
as much of the food on my clothes as possible,
'cause I borrowed this jacket from Eric. - Okay, I'm actually
really good at this. - Listen, the Heimlich
maneuver was invented for a reason.
We're gonna be fine. - (FBE) We'll bring out
a food or a drink item and you'll have to consume it
as fast as you can. - Glad I wore sweatpants. - (FBE) Whoever does it
the fastest gets a point. After each round,
we'll show you the video of the original challenge
and see how you did in comparison.
- Oh, God. - (FBE) Let's bring in
the first. - Oh no.
I have a cavity. It's gonna hurt.
- Yes. - Oh my God,
I gotta eat this whole thing? - Dude, I love this challenge.
- It's gonna be fun. - Cheers. - (FBE) Try not to get
a brain freeze. Start eating in three,
two, one. - It wasn't worth it.
Oh, wow. - This is good. - Oh my God,
it's cold, it's cold. - Ow! - Oh, I hate it.
Ow, my teeth. It hurts!
- [inaudible] - She's spilling.
This doesn't count. Not by the--
ah. - I feel like I'm doing
pretty good on this, you know? - It's not dripping as fast
as I thought it would. - Ah, brain freeze. - Oh my God.
- It's getting so hard to put it down. - I spilled.
- I should have just ate the cone. - (grunting)
- [inaudible]. - Ah, brain freeze!
- Why is she yelling? Oh my God, it hurts. - Ah, you're winning.
- I'm getting it everywhere though. - Wait, I have an idea.
- How was that a good idea? - Oh my God.
- Messy. - (FBE) Okay, I'm just
gonna stop you guys. You guys failed. - I did 100%.
Oh my God. I got a brain freeze.
That's good ice cream though. - This is not fun.
I just wanna enjoy it. - (FBE) Okay, both of you stop.
You both failed. - Oh, this isn't
a fun challenge. You lied.
- (groaning) - (FBE) Okay, we can stop.
Actually, no cone. You got it, you won.
- What? - Whoo.
- (grunting) - (FBE) 41 seconds, you won.
- Ow. - I don't like ice cream
anymore. - (FBE) Now, let's take a look
at the viral video. - I doubt we'll be as good
as them. - I don't know.
I did pretty good. No, I didn't.
- What the-- - Okay. - How big is that?
- That's huge. - That is a big boy ice cream,
dude. - Is he just--
shove it in? Oh, oh.
How-- no, no. - He's inhaling it, actually.
There's no way he's not. - Where did it go? - Ah, that's weird.
- Whoa, ew. - (FBE) Okay, so here's
the next food. - Oh God.
Just gonna get a bunch of phallic items?
Next a Popsicle, then a hot dog. - I've had two bananas today.
- Bananas are so good. - I don't want anymore. - Have you seen those things
where they-- down their throat
and then it gets stuck in their throat?
No, no, no. - I don't even look at
those type of videos. What are you watching?
- No, no, no. - A gone wrong video?
- Yeah, it's like a gone wrong kinda thing.
- Dude, I don't know what you be watching.
Jaxon's mom, check his history.
- No. - (FBE) Three, two, one,
go. - It's way too thick.
There's no way I could finish this
that fast. - What? - I'm eating it
from the side. - Ow. - (FBE) And time.
Seven seconds. - What the heck? - I hate bananas.
They're so nasty. - [inaudible] - (FBE) You got it. - (FBE) Okay, eleven--
twelve seconds. - I'm not dealing with that.
I do not like bananas. Look at how weird-- That's not how you eat
a banana. - (FBE) So, you did
just as-- you did the same amount
of time as Tom. - All right.
Rubbing that banana in his face.
That's weird. - I'm a little nervous
to see how fast he eats this banana.
- I'm nervous to see any grown man eat
a banana. It doesn't really matter
the speed. - Yeah.
Oh God. - Why's he wearing
a shirt like that? - They're all tough guys. - Okay.
Dude, oh my God. - Oh.
He just threw it in. - It's gone.
I don't think he has teeth. - He swallowed it?
- It went. - He literally inhaled it.
That did not go in his stomach.
- That guy was like, "what?" - He's freaking out. - Yo, that's the best
party trick I've ever seen. - There's also another one
where this guy, he just swallows a bunch
of hot dogs and then spits them back up
like rockets. - I don't know what
you be watching. - Oh, water.
- All right, we'll hydrate up
and then we'll do the next one, right? - Oh, I hate this.
I'm not good. - This is so--
I will throw up. - I have a friend that
can do this where they go...
They crush it in their mouth and it's just a
jet propulsion into their stomach
and I can't. - (FBE) Get ready in
three, two-- wait, wait.
What are you doing? - Cheating over here.
- (FBE) Hold your horses. - That was a mistake. - I'm choking. - Done.
Oh, there's still water left. - Nope. - (FBE) There's still
more in there. Okay, you still won. - [Bleep] this game. - I hate this video. - Done. - (FBE) It's time.
- I think I drowned. - That did not feel good at all.
- Yeah, I had a bad strategy off the gate.
Immediately choked myself. - The trick is, you can't--
I was trying really hard not-- 'cause he's doing this
over here and I'm trying not to laugh,
'cause when you laugh, everything spills on you.
- Hold on. You're saying the hardest
part of that challenge was to not laugh at me
doing it? - Yeah.
- I don't think I like her. - Oh, he's rolling up
the sleeves. Okay, he's ready,
he's ready. - All right, looks confident. - Oh my gosh.
- They literally inhale it. Bwoop.
- You added the sound. - It's like an accordion.
Whoop. - What? - Oh, oh.
- That's exactly what I did. Where'd I go wrong?
- Clearly you did something wrong.
- No, I was-- whoosh and then
it went whoosh. - You got pretty close.
- I feel my technique was closer than yours.
- Way closer than mine. - Oh, watermelon?
Ugh. - Watermelon's good.
I don't know what you're talking about.
- I hate watermelon. - How can you hate
watermelon? - I know, right?
Feel like I'm the first black person to hate
watermelon. I'm breaking the stereotype
right here. - Okay, I know how
to do this. I know how to do this.
- I don't really like watermelon. I feel like it's for kids
that went outside during the summer.
- You didn't go outside during the summer
as a kid. - I like reading. - This is gonna be easy.
- [Bleep]. - You don't like--
- It's just like I know. I feel like if she says
it's gonna be easy, so now I definitely lost
all my confidence. - Dude, this has to be
your thing. If I win this,
I don't know what you're gonna do. - (FBE) How fast do you
think you guys can do this? - Pretty damn quick.
- Mine's kinda fat. I don't know.
- I'll trade you, if you feel at a disadvantage.
- It's okay, it's okay. I'm not a little bitch. - (FBE) Go. - (FBE) Yeah, you got it.
Five seconds. - I think I'm done.
- You know what? - I don't even like watermelon.
- Did you get a smaller piece? - (FBE) Okay.
That was close. - Oh my goodness. - (FBE) You got it.
- I ate part of-- - How'd we do?
- I ate more than him. - (mocking) - This has gotta be
just like the cartoon. It can't be the actual person.
- No, there has to be someone. - Oh.
- That's a full one. - What?
- Dude. - That's huge.
- That is giant. - Oh no.
- What the heck? - Okay.
- Is he gonna-- - Whoa, dude.
Okay, well that's just all going on the table.
This is just messy. - I'm terrified.
- Eat it. Queen, yes.
- He's just smooshing it. - He is a chipmunk. - What the heck?
- And he realized he forgot a chunk.
He picked it up and he kept going.
That's a champion. - That's scary. - At least we actually
ate it. His was just everywhere.
- That's true. - So we are the actual
champs of this challenge. - Stakes are high.
- You could tie it up. You're not gonna win.
- Oh, I can not. Now I feel like
I have to win. - That water messed me up.
You should have saved that for the end.
- Yeah, to wash it all down. - (FBE) The final one
we're going to have you do is from one of the masters
and champions of online challenges
and competitions, record holder Matt Stonie.
- I love Matt Stonie. - (FBE) So, we're going to have
you take on the 17 hash brown challenge.
- 17? - Nah, nah.
- You don't like hash browns? Oh, what a reversal. - (FBE) He did it
in under a minute. - Oh my God.
- Wait, I'm sorry. The hash brown to ketchup
ratio is absolutely terrible. - Yeah, it's a little minimum.
- It's very off. - It's okay. - (FBE) Go. - Oh, they're squishy.
Okay. - So, how's your day
today, Tom? - Pretty good.
- Good. - How was your day today?
- It was good. - I feel like you're
struggling over there. - I'm trying to get it down. - Jesus. - Wait.
- I'm not doing a bunch. I have lunch after this.
- Maybe I can... Strategy. - Oh my God. - I can't, I can't. - I'm not dealing with that.
Hell no, hell no. - I'm definitely not--
I can't eat any more. - (FBE) All right, stop eating.
- Okay. - I've seen this guy before
a couple times. How does--
oh my God. See, he's got McDonald's.
- Whoo. He didn't even unwrap them. - That's three bites a brown.
Are you serious? - He has the ketchup,
but he ain't using ketchup. Boy's going for speed. - How is this guy that skinny?
If this guy's a competitive eater...
- True. Ugh. - Ooh.
- He doesn't look like he's having fun.
- No, I don't think shoving 17 hash browns down
your mouth is enjoyable. - 17, holy cow. - It's under a minute.
Let's go, boy. - What?
- That's why he's the champ. We ate two.
- Yeah, I ate two and a half. - (FBE) So Tom, you won.
- Ay. - I won. - (FBE) So, you won. - Did my thing,
ate my food, drank my water.
- Drank your-- - And I feel real good. - This channel's the reason
why I can't stick to a diet. I had to smoosh an
ice cream cone in my face within a second,
I ate a bunch of hash browns, a piece of watermelon, actually,
so I got a fruit in there. - That's good.
That's good balance. Balance is key. - I'm not great.
I have a stomach ache and then my brain
has a stomach ache too from knowing that I lost,
so it's not a good day. - I mean, how do you feel
losing to a 14 year old girl? - Congratulations.
- I mean, the score wasn't that--
we didn't do that good. - There's no losers.
I didn't lose, okay? I just didn't win.
Okay, I just-- - Technically, you can never
lose when you're eating food, 'cause food is amazing. - Thanks for watching me
attempt to eat things in one second
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