TRY NOT TO LAUGH WATCHING DAZ BLACK VINES | DAZ BLACK FUNNY VINES COMPILATION

you don't really have any work history yeah I worked in social media for a bit on an app called Tick Tock yes so what do you think qualifies you to work here at the bank [Music] s [Music] sorry brother good morning hello doctor what's the problem something wrong with my tongue what's wrong with your tongue it's not in your mouth what day students will be learning sex education moving on you won't feel a thing okay that's a good chap s take your seats suck it we have a comedian thank you are you breaking up with me well okay good because if you did whoa I'm fine I'm fine my new wallpaper oh [ __ ] I'd sleep with any guy who could play the guitar really I just jump on him oh my God morning students first let me hop into lesson never flunks class I never flunked a test I like killing people how about you drinking beer you fashion you all look fabulous by the way okay I got the TV are you done it did you clean up you robbed I've got to do something nice for him okay the van's loaded who are you calling please because they're growing one of those marijuana plants we're robbing this house my daughter's possessed I'll save her [Laughter] well oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] man I have bad news what well your husband being sled we found him with no head wanna know when a girl's on her period it's simple they look like this how to scare your grandparents the Germans are coming uh where I'll kill him I'll kill him not really oh my God okay yeah how do you wash kids clothes put them in the machine oh that was it why do people say I slept like a baby last night you mean you slept like this [Music] when my spirit leaves my body it'll be something like this you want to go on a date I'm sorry I have a boyfriend I'll get my purse the Crowbar you brought the baby she can help what's she gonna do hello what's your favorite scary movie Cloudy with a chance to meet both what that film isn't scary it was raining at carbs there we go all done here's a sticker all better all better I've killed a hundred men how about you I blow up a gold mine you I once wore black and yellow at the same time look what I can do [Music] fabulous Lions be like hmm Roar say something what a phone isn't Billy good with the kids what's your favorite band um One Direction he's always played rough sheep be like [Music] how to sing Tiny Tim [Music] you're cute so we're here you're right mum I can't sleep oh son we were just wrestling oh I'll be Hulk Hogan no yeah oh what's wrong with you oh I just got this really bad cold hey son I got this special raps out for when you go back to school okay I hate it when DJ says Make some noise specify what kind of noise I just stand at the back going to Bruce it Jesus hey Alfred have you been doing drugs again I wanna paint Wayne Manor pink coming this fall Rise of the Planet of the Apes getting your cage a filthy ape why do girls on Instagram only take a picture of half their face like what's wrong with the other half is it like [Music] taking the kid what you doing playing with my new friend I thought you just moved in and we're moving a woman in the movies wake up oh yeah how they look in real life can I help you [Music] how Predator cleans his teeth does do you take Miley to be your wife I do Miley I do coming this fall Die Hard coming this summer Gladiator coming this summer Honey I Shrunk The Kids Honey where are the kids never mind take care of my daughter she'll be fine oh my God you know what a belly did last Sunday coming this fall Fast and Furious you want a race bruh yeah bro race bro what is the matter with fan girls always screaming at boys they love I love toast but when it pops up I'm not like coming this far the Smurfs what do you mean blue little people where when you were younger did your mum ever hit you in syllables don't you why are you laughing I love you I love you too yeah but I really love you though okay what people in the movies look like in the morning oh yeah is what I look like what's up I got so much swag that if I was a Transformer I'd be called swagatron hey I'd like to order room service aren't you going to ask me what I'm wearing why would I do that okay [ __ ] that oh I don't work here what yeah where is it you're standing on Sir oh [ __ ] why do girls keep clapping at me when they talk you're not listening should I respond like I'm really really sorry [Music] you killed him oh God what did you think was gonna happen you're falling in love I don't know so how are you with dogs I hate them I'm allergic nothing I'm gonna buy this stop who are you fashion please oh my God yes [ __ ] you see my hamster no [ __ ] empty the cash register nice and slow Larry bag up the what the throw out a skeleton masks not territory how Predator laughs [Music] want to come up to my web you know I'm just gonna eat you after sex right men is he dead no no my hair looks fabulous so thank you babies be like [Laughter] Billy's actually an artist aren't you Billy I paint pictures of death using my own blood isn't he creative oh my God care yes are you coming out with us Canada got the baby we're going shoe shopping now you'd be a good boy for Mr Jenkins okay mom can I come with you I have absolutely nothing in this wardrobe absolutely not the way nothing is that what I'm saying yeah no I totally see what you mean all right does it hurt here oh yes what about here yes here oh yes what about here people making love in the movies I love you in real life oh not tonight when a mother brushes her daughter's hair stay still sweetie I'll came up just an hour mum how the Earth's mouth helmet on your head put a hardcover book on your head protect yourself Bring It On tornado oh my God it's Monday what's up I got so much swag that if I was a spell in Harry Potter I'd be called when guardium swaggio if Batman was gay I don't like it black it's just not my color it makes me look fat they hate sitting on the bus next to a weirdo foreign to us oh you can make me giggle stop it well it is Blue Monday soon so um we should all be laughing you're so beautiful [Laughter] hey babe I want to spice things up a bit yeah yeah how like what were you thinking how about some role play role play really um well you know I've um I've always had a thing for Batman Batman are you are you sure because like it's what I want all right I may have something on I'll be right back okay I'll be waiting oh it's all dark stranger oh Justice Justice oh god oh I'm so sorry babe I'm so sorry he does she think you're a jerk babe come back come back go away [ __ ] oh my God camp yes [ __ ] how do you bath a dog introduce him to the bath slowly he's not moving get out wait is that jacket vintage yeah Marc Jacobs get in here roomie all right class welcome to science or as I call it [ __ ] give me that I'm calling your mother give us a kiss then no you're right Grandma yeah [Music] see you tomorrow you want to say it don't you just say put your next year female spiders be like and I was all like you're not coming in my web [Laughter] coming this summer Iron Man well you've put on weight test my iron ass oh my God hey what oh my God oh my God my back buddy are you taking a selfie no it's violence such a lovely day no way no no anyone ah Becky do you know the answer Becky someone's lost weight thanks you [ __ ] you okay okay if you'd like to remove all your clothes but I only have a sore throat just do it wait why did your shirt say janitor oh don't scream oh my god there she is okay if she looks over here just be cool [ __ ] idiot leave this house wait are those scented bath salts yeah lavender you can stay on the new season of The Walking Dead the last time I am not infected what not so rough he's all right aren't you call the doctor now oh for Christ's sake for the last time this place is not haunted no you don't understand the black glove killer he lives I will not hear another word of this you're being absolutely ridiculous where's my little dear dude is this your baby [Music] well it's nearly uh it's nearly Blue Monday little dude so your uncle here let's go make you laugh you know [Music] dude your baby laughs like an evil dictator what wow wow how Predator eats his cereal [Music] what's happening before I slept my mum would say don't let the bedbugs by why say that that's like going I hope you don't get mad someone just died [Music] what is going on with fan girls they used to be like I'm such a big fan now they're like [ __ ] me Daddy till my face Falls up yeah wash your hands take out the trash please yeah where's my shoes Daddy just darling what are the boys in the class wants to marry me is that where he lives yeah just gonna talk to him that's you I can see that oh that's us at the beach no I'm looking and that's us I can see it nice shoes don't do it what are those hmm what's that what's this [ __ ] Becky the grades are slipping and I'm worried you worry about me oh yes Becky this is us getting married I know but your homework was math just know the spiders oh that has so you're gonna take me home I've had enough I hate it when you've done a whole week shopping and the person at the checkout's like would you like a bag no that's fine I'll just balance it on my way and then he fell over [Laughter] what was that oh my God first uh no I was no you were fourth no it says hit I was first all right okay hello more scary that's it that's it when a peacock spots their bae [Laughter] hello I missed you you look Gorge I mean you gotta go bye she gone she is such a slap why would you change your surname to gria cause I love him you don't think that's creepy he's gonna marry me anyway that might as well change my name Daddy what about a [ __ ] biscuit tastes like [ __ ] clean your room up why because we got guests coming oh I'm sorry I didn't realize we're all gathering in my [ __ ] room oh I think I'm coming across when I'm flirting your eyes are like diamonds I really look Tootsie Roll ethernet figure gorgeous yeah but if men did that got nice arms doesn't he all right gay boy remember no matter what anyone says you're beautiful even if you are ugly okay ready to go have you got all the jewelry that's not jewelry nobody's so cute hello thanks mum you didn't finish it's like one bean let's keep starving in Africa got an envelope yeah send it to him this weekend give me another Kardashians oh my God kid this dog has a better fur account than me I can't kill it this week I'm keeping up the Kardashians yeah no says Chloe's the man they're true Chloe who's asking [ __ ] oh my God cam yes I fit my boots in my luggage it's full take out what you don't need when old people fall asleep Granddad I thought you died you son of a [ __ ] oh my God somebody posted Nashville's real number I'm gonna ring it you don't sound like Nash I am Nash are you young or no bro I'm not high are you sure I think so [Music] whoa when you have homework not doing it when you rent you not paying it when you're homeless and you're just like is you getting behind the fridge no I don't do fridge I now do fridge Easter Bunny be like yeah I want some Easter eggs from my basket when a spider realizes he's been spotted bro check out these shoes damn him what damn Daniel who Daniel don't worry about that right now you probably spare jeans my little man's always splitting holes in these trousers get up man is this amazing the wine is Jesus's blood and the bread is his body and then we eat him all up what what man show us something nah it's embarrassing do something she said I had a tiny penis are you laughing no or maybe just a little bit my impression of a seal that needs help am I a cloud oh no oh not you as well happy this is the kitchen nice plenty of space for tea party have you been bitten yeah no all right what's wrong I feel bad stealing at Christmas time of year we should be giving up tape oh feelings gone Jesus Pop the trunk what are those chickens be like [Music] so I go for a walk through the woods and I find this what in the actual [ __ ] what yep I'm gonna get raped but it felt like when your mum gave you a spit wash oh that's the thing on your face no no oh that would be happy Halloween because I'll be right there watching get on the ground Larry get the Unicorn yeah but it does this daddy I've got a boyfriend my friend what's his name Matthew where does Matthew live nothing like taking a bath with Sean Connery can I brush my teeth yeah sure and I'm like totally it's like you're still Turf I'm like yeah I am totally perfect you know what I mean yep are you having sex yes daddy leave my house you having sex yeah polar bears be like impatient spiders be like that's it I'm going fabulous Lions be like Roar no stress oh my God thank you so much happy 18th birthday sweetheart thanks mum you're welcome these boxes are empty I know you could probably [ __ ] in it and move out what what girls do with their feet when they're on the phone oh my God I know right it's just it's just your boyfriend's an alien I'm going to kiss you now okay okay Mom that's everything let's go are we gonna tidy up why because we broke in and made a mess we're robbers that's better oh my God yes I go to the toilet just push I was okay I was pregnant coming this summer of Snow White that's man I'm curious like what do you actually do for a living I make videos man I really want a lot like I hate it when women say at least try and look like you're enjoying yourself what Bob it's time well it's raining right up here in Scotland back to you oh my God where is he oh my God don't kill me y'all got the Wi-Fi password no okay when danger is sensed the dust black goes into his alert phase you suck are they snake I don't do snakes I'm going home I helped the upset Shepherd today we're making tomato salad the Intruder is highly trained and danger breakfast one million followers the woman in the bath with me are you thinking what Sean's thinking give me your clothes your boots cause they're fabulous why do people keep thinking I'm over 40 years old only just turned 28. it's not like I'm sitting here going during the war coming this summer Carrie oh hey sweetie how was school yeah I think I'm expelled I am the outside chef and today we'll be making a bacon sandwich first of all to start the bread like the man your wife left you for hey guys I got you a present would you get me nothing much just tea all right sweet up yeah fine you don't sound it I said I'm good are you sure that's it how mental to dogs hey buddy you good boy how women talk to dogs have you seen all that towels yeah they're on my head why I don't know catch me what catch me almost done Ariel what you're still doing in bed Jafar was gonna be angry Ariel okay I remember what roof said number How to Train Your Dragon how's the training going they can be trained did your mother ever say this don't come running to me when you got a broken neck how would I rub with a broken neck like this I will defeat you you and what army this is my life in a Vine This Is Me and You it's like he knows my life oh can't even even when me and my wife shut up I'm making love stop it I like to do this one thing I'm gonna kill you I'm so glad to be home oh home sweet home I'm only kidding I don't live there she's gonna ask her to dance I can do Denise yeah yeah I'm into a swamp Prada plus swamp equals everybody [Music] what he made this fine on my birthday so giraffes be like oh now [Laughter] pulled hey [Music] I got movement let's do this hands in the air trying to take a [ __ ] sorry my bad I can't flirt seriously this is what I'm like hi hello I'm sorry what hmm notice anything just eyelids eyelids I'm just gonna walk up to her say hello why don't you come back down in the water your father's gonna be very angry I'm not going in the desert for Desert you need shows and I haven't done my legs this week on The Walking Dead I should check my nuts marks on the phone oh he'll come back he's just touching his penis so what it looks like holy [ __ ] I'm gonna audition for X Factor really what the [ __ ] do you ever go into a doctor's waiting room and there's this guy opposite you like people keep saying I'm creepy but I'm just happy the reason I do not beat box is because I look like this former U.S President George Bush has heard about my Vine he's going to contact me using FaceTime how's it going George sneezed and like totally lost control of your body chocolate have you heard about face yoga no ah what woman say to the bride look gold just do it like a princess when she's gone she decides of her she looked like a [ __ ] fridge guys I'm not famous I'm just an idiot that enjoys doing things like this I got you so nah dad um son we need to talk what what are you doing yes Sam it's um it's me Dad why the [ __ ] are you dressed like a giant mouse why do breasts provide milk no no that's not the same thing because it's a natural part of lifestyle and I feel like I'm finally living mine dad son why are you sat in here dressed like a giant mouse I'm a fairy son a what a fairy I go to conventions Sometimes Late at nights that you don't know about it and meet up with other fairies and we hug and [ __ ] so does Mom know about this well I mean you can go and ask her she's in the kitchen what Mom dad's truck python I'm moving out get out of my house I will beast on Europe I'm so sorry is that Tau 100 Egyptian cotton yeah you can stay oh my God I am the upset chef and today we'll be cooking tomato soup first of all you have to cry about your wife leaving you I'm lost I just stepped in [ __ ] I may have to use my rape alarm help me all I see on television is these young girls getting surgery and they're like I look so natural I'll never forget you Justin come on [ __ ] [ __ ] must be living in a realm where nothing [ __ ] works and I can't talk right now I'm on a date with Miley okay bye sorry to keep you waiting that's okay this week I'm Keeping Up with the Kardashians where's my potatoes watch TV foreign hello seeing things having a swag Christmas guys PS4 laptop guitar an iPhone 5c wait a minute I hate my parents Santa be like then we'll come down your chimney at night while you're sleeping I gotta eat all your biscuits Dad this is Miley nice to meet you Molly nice to meet you frighten you stop hating on dice black or okay I'll get you guys with Annoying laughs you are super cute [Laughter] do you feel like Bang Your Head on the sink or something your mum pretended to tell it off [Music] bigger sweetheart we've lost them turn the wheel I'm Bear Grylls teach you how to survive on Vine I can Vines can leave you hungry grab some food bon appetit what's up your boy swag control I'm a mom to my Xbox away tell her straight mom please give it back oh look who's wearing the same dress as I am [ __ ] I've got tea anyway that's coffee oh found the tea that is the biggest [ __ ] I've ever seen it's just marvelous I want to touch it no John no John don't embarrassing facts about me one of my ears is bigger than the other check it out I look like a teacup you said we were going shopping sweetie I gotta work no please don't cry I've lost my voice but I sound sexy there's a very locked them doors and turn them lights down low what does bae mean hey you're my bear won't be my bear oh who's that that's just my bear whatever happened to the word girlfriend all right kids coats and bags off shoes off trousers off shirts off pick today be right there coming then I'm coming I said I'm coming here in the jungle I've spotted the cricket look at it must be quiet as not to disturb him [ __ ] hmm when your crush doesn't text you back what just move on with your life it gives a [ __ ] oh my God like but he's finding it doesn't matter he's cute that's no reason he's cute yeah but cute if you just yeah I'm not going in that time not in these boots if I ever meet Jennifer Lawrence I'm not gonna go I'm gonna go how do you beatbox Myspace be like they're not coming back are they pretty when mothers say this don't you look at me with those eyes oh I'm sorry this is the only [ __ ] pair I've got if someone's hitting on you you don't want them to just freak them out I get your number Jesus Christ when I go paintballing I don't need a gun ah much better ah laughs how British people train their dogs sit there's a jolly good champ now Americans train their dogs sit your ass down I don't flirt with woman I have a mating call other mothers shocked that your child's growing up oh my God hasn't she got to expect him to do shrink I am so wet juice stop it's raining especially with Valentine's card oh here's yourth oh Two Dads this is a restraining order go away he under me ac13 above good job team get ready for the next round they've taken a UAV online girls who violently flirt oh my gosh is this your baby yeah oh I could just bite his nose and eat him all up get the [ __ ] away from my child oh my God Harry Styles is so perfect you mean perfect yes what's that perfect perfect he's perfect yeah but it's perfect talk to the hand oh come on that's ridic hey there how can I help what the [ __ ] well I'm being mugged I don't need Kung Fu I have a defense mechanism give me your money will birth wondered what we'll have for dinner tonight film rules rules what Salters brother selfie [Music] here's the scissors you wanted happy I didn't ask for any scissors I know all these people putting fruit in their comments get their comments noticed do they do it in real life Everybody follow me say this go come at me bro what's up bro you're my bra I'm wearing a bra it's bro or brother girls with Annoying laughs your eyes are so beautiful oh yeah I can't sleep either thumbnails another person had been shot at gunpoint and I am never going to gunpoint like why would you live there gunpoint isn't a place who needs the iCloud when I've got a happy plan for this [Music] it's time to play who's infected is it me you me him isn't he just the cutest yeah he's cute he's the Cutie okay look at him I am what's up got so much swag that if I was a Pokemon I'd be called swagachu you know I am a manly man but whenever I see my dog I'm just like oh whenever you're sad or lonely just remember Happy Cloud is there oh I just got back from Magcon what do they do nothing so I go their path where's the money I do not look like Sophia Grace with my wig on see I [ __ ] oh oh cry if you want to girls who violently flirt I love you no [Music] it's Britney [ __ ] [Music] hey guys what's up I just wanted to say yeah Happy Thanksgiving I hate it when children do that bottom lip thing to your room sorry I have a toy stop making Predator Vines our tea parties are boring boring if you don't like me go away martial arts with Master whoa shut up today headbutt of Extinction opponent Happy Cloud no [Music] I'll be cute oh Nicholas Nicholas got me money it's ridiculous ridiculous how to kiss Taylor Swift no no on the next episode of The Walking Dead coming this summer a Paranormal Activity too what the [ __ ] we are going to get our PlayStation 4s everyone say damn right you darling it's got a face coming this winter The Exorcist still does not possessed I'll prove it come downstairs all right maybe a little bit Mega McCarthy do you want a cup of coffee come to the UK and have a tea party why so serious when you're when your crush doesn't text you back and you're all like up man does your food taste like [ __ ] I'll play [ __ ] would taste better it's like they just Blended up hatred and served it absolutely disgusting I'm not paying the bill I would rather be waxed with sandpaper even the presentation it was just awful oh my God right it's like the chef threw the food into the air and cracked it all together ladies how was your meal oh it was wonderful it's to die for it was like you took some angels and found a way to turn them into puree I'm glad to hear it is there anything else I can do for you ladies well I can see how you could possibly squeeze any more Perfection onto my plate all right have a good meal thank you it's like they don't care I'm actually gonna vom are you leaving a tip yeah here's the tip for them right now don't serve slop disgusting I'm gonna take a [ __ ]

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Length: 40min 2sec (2402 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 28 2023