TRUTH Or DARE?

[Music] [Music] hello everybody and welcome back to my YouTube channel or welcome to my YouTube channel I'm call me Chris you can call me Chris and today we are doing truth all dare and I am very excited cuz I asked you guys to give me truth or dares and I either have to do the truth or I have to do the Dare or if I'm feeling real frisky it might do both I don't know anything can happen in this video so let's get to it [Music] all right first up we got Justine Marine who said truth what's something you're glad your family doesn't know about you okay or dare put 10 different available liquids into a cup and drink it well I don't think I'll be sharing something I'm glad that my family doesn't know about me cuz I prefer if they don't know it about me and I know exactly what I'm thinking of and I'm not going to say it so um let's drink okay we're in the kitchen with Chris again so I quite lit Al don't have any beverages in my fridge right now or really any food I need to go shopping all I have is condiments and like creamers and some other questionable liquids so let's just mix them up I guess we're going to start out with some cashew milk just a little smidy of that spicy mayonnaise gross this is I don't need a man I don't need a man I don't need a man Jay can you open it come on yes you don't need a man to open a pickle jar just believe in yourself little bit of pickle juice I have questionable beef broth I don't know how long that's been in my fridge I usually put that in Kevin's food I have probably expired yogurt doesn't look expired oh looks like a little expired glob of that we got some maple syrup hell yeah Starbucks almond and oat non-dairy creamer cuz we don't want to ourselves we got some soy sauce delicious cuz we always want a little bit of spice in our life a little saracha just to squirt that out oh the chup oh yeah smells like something put into like why does it smell like teriyaki sauce there's no teriak in here let's blend it up oh it's thick if I didn't know that what was in that it would look like a like a nice healthy drink I'm not going to say it but you know anyway I'm in it Bottoms Up okay next at berore nice love the name dare call someone and say you can't call right now or truth what name would you choose if you were the opposite gender well it helps that my name is quite versatile so I really could be Chris as a different gender or Kristoff probably a variation of the Chris name that wasn't that hard of a truth I'll honestly do both I'll um I'm going to call my mom and just immediately hang up on her cuz I know she's going to freak out I guarantee that she calls back okay let's call my mom oh I'm nervous watch her not answer honestly if she doesn't she's dead cuz she always answers my FaceTime calls where is she she never doesn't answer me oh my God Mom Mom I'm actually really concerned oh wait she might be on a plane I forgot about that I'll call Jessica also my mom's name is loaded potato in my phone don't come for me okay it's it's an inside family joke that I don't care to explain she knows it's that all right and it has nothing to do with what you think it does it's just don't even worry about it all right all my family members have names Jessica is fluff don't ask questions she's downstairs if she doesn't answer me I swear to God my whole family hates me are you serious right now what uhuh I can't talk right now her face was that's awesome if she calls me back I'm not going to answer I'm just kidding I will dark light says truth you are not really abstinent are you dare moon walk with duct tape on your feet well um I have to tell you the truth I know I say I am abstinent and I am going to stick to that story let's do the moonwalk let's go all right I don't think you guys are ready for this look at these look at these do you like my my feet Kevin look at these wellow it's so comfy I just love let's do it I don't know how to do the moonwalk Jay play me a little play me a little beat wait that was kind of good wait that was I need to do wait wait wait wait wait wait wait she was more like aam all right that's all that's as good as that's good Raven o XX ravenor xx7 says truth have you ever dated a woman dare run into the forest and scream it's kind of therapeutic yes I do that quite often it's not really even a dare it's just something I do on a daily basis you know I'll just be honest I have dated women I haven't been I guess in a serious relationship like a long-term relationship with a woman I've only been in two long-term like serious committed relationships and those have both have been with men both both with have been with that's why nobody dates me I can't even talk I've both been with men but I have dated women haven't found my haven't found my forever woman or my forever men or my forever nonb it doesn't matter I haven't found my forever person thank thanks for reminding me Raven thanks Echo Des Jens one says truth what was the most embarrassing moment in high school or Dare go into Walmart and scream at the top of your lungs okay well I don't really feel like getting kicked out of a Walmart and I also can't leave the Kev Meister here alone while he has the con on and is injured unfortunately so I guess I'll just have to tell you an embarrassing moment in high school I've already said the uh I peed my pants in grade 12 during the mile run so I can't say that again that's a great question I actually haven't even it was at this moment that he knew he me Chris you can call me I'm glad that my family mom I'm going to call my mom I'm just realizing I don't think I pressed record on the other camera she forgot to hit the record the Buton she forgot to hit the the but no [Music] no no scene 17 take one Mark action now my mom is calling me I'm going to tell her I can't talk right now I I can't I can't talk right now okay you called I got to call her back she's going to kill me I'm sorry I'm shooting a video right now I was supposed to call somebody and say I can't talk right now oh that's what I said you called me I know I know but I you I know I know don't worry about it I'm making money okay I'm doing my job right now okay well I'm glad for that Amy k n i JN says truth have you ever been involved in a crime or Dare go to a public space and scream I'm call me Chris then walk off as if nothing happened why do you guys want me to scream in public places so much and I can't do that because I can't leave Kevin have you ever been involved in a crime not in one I've been caught in question mark I may have stolen some as a kid all right all right all right sui statute of limitations all right is over 10 years ago you can't do nothing I actually don't know if that's a law I'm not going to say what I stole it was very minor okay not a minor that would be bad okay sorry I covered this person's name I don't know who sent this but you have red hair in your profile picture truth something you enjoy that others find weird or dare I dare you to attempt the worm or a safe gymnastics pose that you don't think you can do okay something you enjoy that others find weird that's a I mean probably a lot of things what's something you enjoy that others find weird let me know in the comments below I would say uh chewing chewing ice I know that's terrible for your teeth but I I very much enjoy just also biting into popsicles just biting into anything cold like my ex is hot sad just kidding but yeah and you know what I'll try the gymnastics thing as well because why not you know I'll try the worm oh that wasn't terrible that wasn't terrible that was pretty good also okay splits I think I've done this before oh man I I didn't even think I could get that far to be honest oh Oh Me growing Nikki misses asks truth what was your first idea for a comedy Tik Tok video God I don't remember that or Dare paint yourself as good as possible in 60 seconds oh I'll do that one I like that one I'm here at my easel and let's get [Music] painton done want to see best self-portrait I've ever done an all reality I did actually paint this I did paint this but it took me about 2 hours and I didn't paint it right now I painted it like a couple days ago but it's pretty cool right actually tell me in the comments below I want to add something to this and I was thinking a snake or a rose but I feel like that's like a little like too generic so like what's something fun I could put in here maybe I don't even know tell me in the comments below I'm excited to hear anyway next olivia. markham. one asks truth have you ever been on a dating app and dare get a new piercing well again unless I just start stabbing into my own ear I can't get a new Pearson right now cuz I can't leave Kevin all right can't leave my child but I actually I know I've said I've never been on a dating app before but this news just in Chris Collins has recently been on the dating app Bumble it went horrendously as most would assume and she acquired the app at 8:00 p.m. at night on a sad lonely lonely Wednesday night and deleted it within the hour because dating apps are depressing and half of the people were just like oh my gosh are you the person from Tik Tok oh my God can we get coffee and talk about your Tik toks and I'm like I'm going to jump off a cliff like it's not an issue I guess if you know me but like it's weird it's weird it's a weird position to be in it's not a position I ever thought I would be in I don't know and it also just feels so gross like swiping on people because I'm the type of person I really need to like meet you I need to like seeing you isn't enough for me like you could again like be like not conventionally attractive but like if I have a conversation with you I'm like oh my God you're like a 20 out of 10 you know what I mean so I'm going to have to meet somebody in the wild I think it's just uh dating UPS on for me chimore 7 asks dare show the most embarrassing photo on your phone when you're the type of person that posts photos like this on a daily basis there's not a whole lot of embarrassing ones okay here here's two that are just random as and I never posted there's this one where I look like a sexy mechanic if you will don't know what I'm doing don't know who I'm posing for just for me Kevin is just not even phased in the background and there's this one I can't explain myself I don't Blain Connelly asks truth if you had to choose one of your siblings to take on a deserted island who would you take and why consider their skills dare write one of your catchphrases on your car and Sharpie what no first of all my truck is black man so it's going to have to be like a white sharpie which I don't even have so I guess I just have to you know choose my favorite family member no no I'm going to consider skills to be honest if I'm thinking skill-wise survival skill-wise my little brother Jacob works at Cabella and that's like if you don't know what that is it's like a it's like a camping hunting like that kind of store so he he has probably acquired more of the knowledge and he's also gone on like camping trips like I have with my dad whereas my sisters they're very smart but I don't think they would Bode a whole like super well in the wilderness so Jake I'm taking you man redheads for Life Ella Kinka asks truth what is your biggest fantasy and dare sing a song and a funny voice wise men say only fools working but I can't help fing in love with you lost my voice for a second there I don't I don't really know what that was um anyway uh next Anna baker. one23 asks truth what was the worst stating experience you've had or the worst habit of a partner you've had dare pop a balloon how dare you I will not be doing that if I wouldn't even do that no I liter I can't I can't express how much I hate it like you think I'm joking you think I'm joking when I say I don't like when balloons pop I'm not joking okay I'm not joking so what's the worst dating experience I've had okay um I don't know one of my biggest pet peeves that has happened when I have dated certain people um is that I would be having meals with said persons and like not watching TV or doing anything but just like having a meal and they would just be like this you stay off your phone during date night I just don't understand it's just so rude like just talk talk to me talk to me I ask for so little any other time you can be on your phone but just like just you know just like enjoy the meal with me have a little conversation with me it's not that hard mate Katie Rose 6 29 asks truth what was the scariest ghost experience you've ever had or dare call the last person you texted and tell them you pooped yourself um I feel like I've said a lot of like ghost experiences that I've had so I'll um I'm going to call Jay I'm going to call Jay and tell him a myself cuz he's definitely the last person I texted You' be like watching a movie or something well it's 4:00 what would you be doing at 4:00 hey what's up what's the matter I myself you yourself like for real I'm I'm filming a video right now one of the dares was to call you and tell you I sh oh okay yeah oh you got if you actually yourself I'd honestly probably call you to if I myself and like I myself I love that I love that so I'll have this video to [Laughter] you in like an hour or so okay yeah sounds great all right make sure you uh make use two ply 100 no three ply three ply three three ply three ply or die three use three pie of toilet paper or die put your thumb up oh put my thumb up Jay was not faced he was like you yourself he was like concerned well a good friend last one truth who out of the people you have collaborated with have you hooked up with dare shotgun a fizzy drink so I'm assuming you're you mean out of like all my Tik toks and all my YouTubes like all the people I've collaborated with I'm not at Liberty to say but y'all know that I'm as it so let's chug a drink let's do that I haven't done this since I was of age when I was younger so I don't even remember really how to do this I'm going to do this part off camera though oh she's flying how do you do this without it squirting look at this we have a nice little hole this is how a shotgun 101 you put a nice little hole at the bottom or your can and you just put it over your mouth you find where your uh cap is and um you give her Bud oh that's a God damn it that's a lot harder than I remembered oh okay everybody I hope you enjoyed the video I had a lot of fun doing this video it's always fun like including you guys in the video so thank you for setting in the truth or dares and if you want to be a part of videos go follow follow me on Instagram I usually ask you guys to DM me on there but if you like the video please like the video it really helps out the channel and also subscribe if you haven't subscribed this is obviously business YouTube channel ever and I will see your beautiful face in the next video okay bye

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Length: 16min 41sec (1001 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 26 2023