Triangles Make EVERYTHING BETTER in Poly Bridge 2

hey everybody welcome back to poly blitz-2 we're gonna have an adventure today in bridge simulator 12 whatever the name of the game is it's this one that's what the name of the game is anyway we've got us some challenges upon us today we had quite a few left but we got land Bruce brace Bruce's the name of a shark and then hydraulic management land bridge and then like a whole boatload of other ones also there's this thing that's just coming soon so we're gonna get right into the land brace right after the message from our sponsor let's brought you by the ridge wallet it's a light too sleek and industrial law that doesn't fold or awkwardly bulge in your back pocket and it seriously changed my whole pocket situation because it's designed to fit in your front pocket instead of the back most people are still using wallets designed in the 90s and they're carrying around old receipts gift cards and hotel keys in a generally unorganized mess it can hold up to 12 cards supposed to have room 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wondering for science purposes oh we can okay that worked we'll see if this will see if this do what I do and then not copy them and we'll put more triangles down there that'll work I didn't out the first time over budget ding I'm no longer over budget I'm no longer over budget I'm no longer over budget that was the challenge level whatever hydraulic man I don't like hydraulics Oh hydraulic management with all hydraulics how's that work excuse me what in the world well I mean right if we do something like this we build triangles and then my thinker is thinking that the weight of the old car machine is gonna make this thing Teeter back down could work also since there's hydraulic management we could do something like that please be under budget yes well that looks absolutely horrible right now okay so car goes B goes D and whatever we'll try it from nice okay and then then that car is supposed to be heavy and stuff uh-huh why are you not letting go right now oh what a tip over yeah I did it all by myself now it broke that's okay we don't care too much about get through there it's just like a monster car didn't work we're gonna turn these triangles into an arch for science purposes come on stay don't broke don't broke girl break to break no and we'll use a road piece because it might be stronger and then yeah garbage time why do you do this to me game why do you do just don't break up break up break up my cow see the problem here it's a little bit too much on the heavy side oh that's closer please work please work please work please work please work please work please work please work I have decided to make it steeper that way it'll lose speed faster oh my dude oh my dude that was awesome I did it all by myself yeah okay please work a little blue car please work a little blue car I love you already nailed it oh that was great I'm actually pretty impressed with myself there and that's different than everyone else - look at this one really you just you just made the bridge break why would you just that was super cheap look at that price I was 12,000 they were 2,000 there's also Kevin he says hi I like that one that's my favorite replay ever just looking at a picture of a moose cow elk thing large bridge no steel grate I'll be honest these are my favorite kinds they're my favorite kind of bridge in this game I think we need to arch it probably not that much of an hour so how's that look and Philip oh that sound is satisfying I need to do it again just for oh here we go you ready oh yes okay can I undo that oh there I can just do it over and over we're gonna do that for like six days straight okay just kidding that's kind of a no-no how's that look probably gonna fail but it's fun trying oh oh no way oh yeah wait bro I knew it I knew it break told you would look at that thing I made I don't even know what it's gonna do but it looks pretty pretty cool I think it looks good anyway yeah I knew that was gonna happen I knew it I just wanted to make sure you guys saw that it would happen - I think triangles are our friends triangles are our friends this arch bridge isn't going to work the triangles are our friends that is so sketchy oh man no way we're already over budget we might as well make it really over budget right boy am I right or am i right okay that one didn't actually break over here oh nevermind okay so that was a good idea so instead of doing this why don't we try to make triangles everywhere will that work I know we're a little over budget but if it works then it's we made big big triangles okay now did can I cut out $18,000 worth the triangles I'm not sure hey I did something right for once actually that was gonna be my next idea do the little rope things in between let's see if this works it's kind of a combination of both Oh Oh 80% Wow okay triangles triangles and ropes that wasn't so bad watch this another achievement wait wait I didn't get another achievement I did a ball they're all done all triangles everywhere for sake complete yeah go me so now what everyone needs right now a little bit of unity Challenge Model T must come back huh all right that's cool and stuff how do you get the Model T to come back if you got spring you boys oh I know how this isn't as hard as I thought it would be what we do is we put you across like that and we do springy boy like so Drive some triangles together and then what we do is we stretch it and stretch it a little further but not that far there we go okay that's still not enough and then we'll make it out of metal because it's not strong enough okay see Oh No get through there you got it just squeeze and I think it's actually gonna make it push harder go do it no no not like this okay the truck made it through know what didn't sneak through there oh can he do it can he do it I think he's got it I think he's got it it's gonna break still oh isn't it as soon as that dough and made it down very nice and then you're going down beautiful turn around and that's not gonna work dang wait is that how it needs to go back up top shoots man why do you do this to me car oh no splash oh just one the abyss what about instead of doing it like that we just make like a flippy floppy thing it didn't make any sense but you'll see in a second see a little flippy floppy oh that's not working how about a flippity-floppity like that it ago the springy boy oh really we just have to let the springy boy go up get it there he's gonna go he's gonna get he's gonna make it he is gonna make it oh okay yeah he made it he made it nope he's not gonna make it he's gonna go we got this come on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah use that four-wheel drive you got this nice you did it it's not gonna work please work please work okay that worked that doesn't look down far enough I'm a little bit scared about that let's see maybe this guy's got good jumping skills oh that was so close okay you my dude need to turn into one of these guys okay he made it down made it down turn around flip it and reverse it okay I'm a little bit scared he's got so much speed happening right now I think this is the only way you can get it to work though right a look at the stresses please go up there please Oh it'll be all right we'll just replace all of them with the reinforced ones please work please work please work please work please work it's working it's working it's working I did it good job me and tada ooh the long drawbridge we're back to the pirate ship no checkpoints added Oh hot ding that's cool-looking I love it I feel like I did this before but I'm gonna do it again anyway I'm not gonna lie I've made a lot of ugly bridges in this game but I think this one is like by far the ugliest right now yikes I don't think it's gonna yeah there's no chance of that actually working what was I even thinking so if I take that and I go like this and then go like that and I go shwoop de doop lots over budget I'm gonna try it anyway oh there's a star down there why have I never seen that before well good news is it actually holds properly dang that fire truck hasn't hit the start no I wanted to see if this worked I know thanks game I realized that and he's probably just driving off the edge of the cliff right now trying to anyway yep there he goes just trying to drive off the edge of the volcano I don't know if this is gonna work or not my guess is no but it might yeah yeah great hero splash worked perfectly that's what we that's what I planned on doing nicely done blitz genius big brain ideas why did it fail again oh yeah cuz there's literally no forces in there now for real talk right now this game is so interesting it has these levels that are super complex that requires so much and then the next one is like no big deal it's so weird you'd think it would be a gradual increase in difficulty but not this game it's just all of a sudden decides to throw you under the bus and then make it attempt to work which is weird this is probably not gonna work either yeah it's gonna collapse okay so let's see if that'll do anything different for us I'm guessing this is still too much bad right here of course broke up there no this is crazy I cannot get this thing to work no matter what I do it just fails alright so what about something like this instead we're still mm I don't know this one's hard oh he made it you made it you made it it's not gonna break a snack break it's not gonna break it's not gonna break stuck Griffin it might not break it might actually not break it might actually not break I'm kind of excited it didn't break it didn't explode get it up there you stupid fire truck drive faster no no no no no no no no no no no that's the wrong way you're going the wrong way my dear no no no see forward yeah now he's stuck are you kidding me are you kidding me ah no no try it again yeah I'm just gonna change the yep really really okay I just spewed that out a little bit now I had one extra spare metal thing yes no really caught why why do you do this to me so much all the time came we're supposed to be friends come on always driving still he's driving still we got it maybe sometime in the next year you might Teeter his way over what do we do now they just let him drive for a little bit the poor person in the back of that ambulance like needing to needing to go to the doctor need to go to the ER there's just like just kidding just stuck right here on this ledge hey really really that was gonna be the you're the chosen one game I didn't even see it fail this time oh my word you know what ah probably need to separate the bridge aha that did the trick okay so these aren't these are braced back anywhere probably need to do that why is the game always have to be over budget when I'm trying to work oh my word oh you know what maybe this will work probably just overlooking something stupidly easy probably right now is there's no pivot point it's just kind of ripping it apart there's nothing for it to pull around up to so instead of doing all that fancy stuff why don't we pull it from above change those out two ropes cuz they have pretty good tension strength and we'll just send you down to here maybe and we can bring this higher to make maximum stretching distance yeah okay and then we'll bring you down so you got the big stretches in you and then probably change these out with these across good work kind of like that this is definitely gonna have to work this way maybe we'll make the pivot point right here maybe now where did this one fail at where'd you fail broke the ropes I think yep oh yeah those ropes are broke huh I know this is really prohibitively expensive I don't have hydraulic control or some won't work oh man oh it's kind of working oh that was 97 99 okay I think we might need to redo this whole strategy here start something new just don't have enough budget to make it work just try it one more time one more I just replaced that in this one you can see yeah those ropes just aren't strong enough to hold up the fire engine you did all right another attempt this might actually work maybe not I don't know it could if it does they'll be excited if it doesn't I'll also be excited because it means they still get to stretch my brain okay you know what that didn't work at all not even close no 225 dollars over budget and it's probably not gonna work 30 40 50 920 what am I doing wrong I for reals this time what happens instead of like lifting these parts up like back I just lift the whole thing up like that I don't know it's probably my brain hurts we'll try it boy that looks terrible there's no way that'll work and I'll think anyway it's already 63% and it hasn't even put in a pound on it yet yeah of course good news is I have a little bit of metal yet it probably just break oh yeah we're in the 50s now that took up 10 probably break that one though probably this one maybe yeah that one broke all right out of metal I don't even know if this would be high enough oh wow whoa whoa it made it farther I'm so excited with myself which was a kid that broke so hey we're gonna go over budget on this next one but that's okay we'll just do that oh I got an idea hold up pull up ideas time happens if we do like this yeah it's gonna be worse bring more of that pressure back what in the world ah mm over budget but it's working it's working it worked what why I don't have a point there did that break oh no oh don't go down needed work you're supposed to go up B time expansion mode I didn't even realize I just had it I mean if I do that then oh that one broke before huh that's the failure point that's weird Oh cuz it went upside down nevermind it's working this is weird I'm not I'm not used to things working it lifts it lips why is right one lift oh no oh no I mean why do I do this myself and didn't quite get it all right I don't care just cheating times what am I doing wrong does any of these even close this one's like what I did before right are you kidding me how is something ninety eight point four okay that doesn't look so hard how come I couldn't think of anything like what that's that's what I'm doing okay I can do this oh you made it across he made it across made it across he made it across all I needed to do was copy someone I don't know if this is right yeah figured that was gonna happen mmm my connection points is that high enough either nope how's this one look okay and one more time oh those clothes I don't even care anymore I'm just adding more lines and stuff okay that was that was pretty big now if it just doesn't blow up now really Oh cuz I needed to swish hey I need to switch you around we'll just go like that and we'll go like that and then we'll bring you back up even though you're probably better suited like right in there but I'll bring you right here just in case come on don't die on me don't die on me mr. firetruck he made it you go all the way up go bigger it's the bride come on come on yes yes I'm so excited right now if you couldn't tell okay and then and then my mom's gonna be so proud of me if this works I'm gonna have to send her a picture and call her and she'll be like oh that's so sweet you're a nerd like yeah I know Mom Thanks rubbing in the last twenty years and I let a red car goes zoom and that's the end of the video thanks for watching bye [Music] are you proud of me I did it you should be proud of me like my mom is okay for real this time bye Wow nine hundred it must be a really hard level

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Length: 21min 13sec (1273 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 25 2020