This Bridge Made me UNINSTALL Poly Bridge 2

welcome back to poly bridge - the only game where airplanes fly under bridges well fire trucks go over them on blitz we're gonna be having some fun in the challenge mode a lot of people get confused about this they're saying butch didn't you already beat the game the answer is yes I did but if you beat the game and get all three of these level completed under budget without anything breaking then you unlock the challenge mode which is cool and then if you do all of this then you can go into the other challenges and we have a lot more levels and these are a little bit more difficult because you're slightly changed from the regular game mode anyway the double-decker highway is here and the island in the middle is missing so if we look at that it says missing island and if we go look at the regular one it has an island so it's just a little bit more difficult because a three has to go to a 3 a 1 over here and a 2 over there and there is no way to make it work normally they are for real like for real now why do you do this to me game why so if we build a line and we can fill it in it automatically spaces it yeah boy that was perfect good also there's a volcano on fire that looks painful should we try one of those good old-fashioned arch bridges I feel like the answers yes and then we copy it and we paste it and we delete all of the things we don't need and I'm feeling kind of rusty because it's been a few days since I last played the game and then we take this and we copy it and we go that's a little too far away it'll work and much like typical I'm way over budget without even testing it so it's probably gonna fail I mean not gonna lie it looks really cool whoa well the speedy car goes zoom and it worked nice and we got one breakage I'm kind of fine with that actually I'm pretty impressed with myself just kidding that can never work on the first time you try something especially when you're twenty thousand 26,000 584 over budget to be exact so weird it actually broke where did it break all right here yeah I knew that you dork sometimes you just gotta call the game names just so you understand it better so you and the game together we have just a general understanding of each other's love for each other all right where you gonna break right there this time really that worked so how do I do that without with removing that's actually a good idea the two parallel bridges I was that was gonna be my idea I kind of I was the first one to think of that actually I really did think of it but I wanted to do it diagonally because that worked better he actually didn't I'm just gonna be done talking no best part is we can make these square little triangle boxes they're amazing I love them already and I think this top row is just a little bit overkill so how does this look looks about right looks just problems over here there's not enough support for the supporting things that still doesn't work right great yeah why did I choose to play this game today my head's hurts already and I am on the first bridge there that'll hold just kidding how did I make it more expensive by removing half this stuff in this bridge I don't get it there now you're gonna work it's not plot twist it didn't actually work so what about that we do it like this maybe so how about we do it a bit like this then we don't need that there okay we need to do the exes something about my exes living in Texas somewhere I think there's a song like that isn't there maybe then we have the old principle you guys want me to master it's like the muscle things something like like these right well that actually fits nicely I kind of like that and then we if we reinforced there would that work maybe we'll throw it in there yeah we'll go with that well kind of even this out a little bit we'll just try it you guys said this is super duper strong so go and click perfect we got no hay in the swap there we go okay now if we do the little tension ropey guy it might work but I gotta figure out where best attention ropey got of the rope so there's 18 across from here to here so if i go six there should be six or so in the middle I did a wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle one two three four five six down why is this not working today every time I click it doesn't work okay so we put these in here I might do something we got to put you back to somewhere I don't know to that one maybe we'll try this way yeah okay so we're gonna reinforce some with these guys then every time it breaks we're gonna reinforce another one that's gonna be trial and error Wow whoa whoa it worked sort of it didn't work okay that one broke down broke a little derpy bridge a little derpy bridge that should spend the problem a little bit these probably need to be unreinforced okay we'll try those Oh down here broke well try these in the middle first I think that'd be a good idea something like that and they don't take the pressure off of here maybe nice that worked okay we got to change up the muscle a little feel like it's not strong enough I'm gonna skip leg day I think you know what we'll do won't we take a little bit of this and we'll go like ISO and then it'll be completed yeah we'll make it super strong I'm actually surprised that these are stressed out there it's kind of crazy Wow does that keep breaking if you add enough points to it it may eventually work you just keep reinforcing all the problems that also makes it so the problems keep moving somewhere else but that's okay as long as it gets fixed eventually that's ah it keeps moving over like one oh it broke over here this time that's good I mean some may be good you know what time to just do this that'll be good and then we'll hit this one cuz that one looks like it's gonna break and then we find another red one which should be this one because that one looks like it's gonna break and then this one over here that one probably is gonna break too and I'm guessing the next bail your points gonna be right here whoa or that one ah it was it was that one I'm so smart in the ways of being smart and please don't break on me please don't break on me please I'll break I mean that's gonna break why did I think this whole muscle deal would be a good idea I don't know I don't know look at us now okay secondary plan we're gonna change that out to be a springy boy it's probably a bad idea yeah something like that and then yeah we got to make it so the springy boys like stretched and junk so it'll take some of that pressure it's probably not even I don't even know what I'm talking about right now for some reason it's working of course it fails somewhere else but it worked and then we'll slap some metal in it and we'll change this out to be metal this could be close this could be the one that all the marbles are made out of whatever that's saying is oh oh it's working it's working we did it yes okay please mr. limo you're kidding me you're kidding you're not gonna do this to me you may be it's gonna win oh no no no no no no no no tip over backwards yes yes yes it worked ha what they did it with one thingy in the middle that's illegal oh okay see how this goes I don't quite understand this car egg goes hydraulics and then these two go at the same time I only have ten roads so I have that exact amount of roads to go across one time I do have my drug so if I split this Oh better ideas better ideas instead of going straight across and braking here if we did it here and here and then pulled the whole thing down leaving these sides up I think it'll work great but I have to drop it a hundred percent of this distance which means that it needs to be down further so that goes down I needed to go 20 for making me think we should probably reinforce it from the top and drop it rather than try to push a rope so I'm gonna do is just connect these two and then I'm gonna take that and I'm gonna move it like this that's really weird-looking that's okay weird is good sometimes just for science purposes right that's all we're doing right now is science purposes we gotta test this out and silver budget I don't even know if it's gonna work well there's only one way to see if it will work it's by testing it so here goes nothing here goes nothing blue car goes blue car goes blue cars going that's good it didn't break yet nice okay that's going up that's the wrong that's the opposite of the right way because he goes splashy boy so we go sharp and then we switch it so it expands and take oh the gravity of the situation is going well nice perfect lock-in by the way whoops uh-huh yeah that happened so we'll go copy and cut and vertical flip and slap it in nice and I think we're gonna make it smaller just maybe so I can make the budget work for once that did nothing I am pretty impressed with how it goes down all by itself like not gonna lie pretty impressed with myself oh nice and the taxi goes across Oh didn't clip in this time wonder why that didn't work come on could be clipping Clippy Clippy it's not clipping it should be fine though yep nice that's solid that was really solid now I just need to cut out two thousand four hundred and seventy-one dollars okay one thousand dollars were removed nice and locked in this time that was awesome yeah boy it goes across lifts up beautifully oh that's so beautiful I love that bridge and he goes meet me back home max stress was 97.9 so let's keep removing some things until we hit 99.9 all right $44 under budget I've removed the factor of safety so crashing is imminent and forty five dollars over budget also crashes 163 please work please work there we go are you heavier than this guy please work please work please work it worked come on $300 come on $300 do I even need those probably not yeah probably so hopefully not definitely not definitely not we did it yes that right there not gonna lie that might be one of my favorite bridges I love that one is beautiful until we get this one it's called Anchors Away I'm not looking forward to this there we go and I'm feeling the need for speed here we were just gonna go like that like that and then we're gonna go like this but flip it reverse it go put in some reinforced roads on there or remove these guys and we'll go probably like this instead I don't know how much money I have and we'll go like that and like that I could work oh yeah beautiful so where did I go wrong and swing right back feel like I did this one before I don't even know what the difference is no static joint on bottom was there used to be a point down here something I think if I delete it and then just go this might do something differently yes we got a different weight here yeah it fails well that's cheating I didn't even think to do that before I'll just move it over and then add some more triangles to the end there we go there we go there we go there we don't go so what about instead of making it all springy and stuff and moving we just fix it it's still not gonna fix it I'm still gonna turn no no no no no no no no whoa whoa wait what how did it stay on there how did mr. Truckee Boy do that oh no no no no no no no no no that was so cool like it went it went like next to vertically here it's like hey I want to cross this bridge and look at that how does it have light it's got air brakes that's what it is like the old the old Bugs Bunny cartoons where airplanes would stop in air because of air brakes that's not working so hard oh I didn't think of this but I could put one right underneath of it look at that big brain strategy no no no no no no no Oh poop nuggets and now my budget has run out what whoopsies are those heavier or something oh it's working it's working maybe maybe it's working maybe it's it maybe it'll work maybe it works no I'm broke huh what in the world is going on here wait what they have a counterweight how neat is that what is happening on this one these are goofy Oh what wait what look at that little thing oh that was cool Wow my bridge sucks pull some way over budget no light being over budget it makes things expensive and stuff not gonna lie I went from one of the coolest bridges to one of the ugliest bridges in just a matter of what in the world so gross oh now it's now I done messed everything up so we're gonna delete it ah it hurts me inside so I did make it straight last time I'm thinking maybe if we go like that might work better and I did see that one with that weird triangle thing over here that was kind of cool I don't know of course if I do I want to do that I want to do one of these things cuz that looked really fun I don't even know what it was but I like it they had like a little counterweight down here it was super cool stuff great that's exactly what I wanted job game you're so smart sometimes yes I am gonna blame it on the game not my own skill there we'll put it right there there you go not quite right either [Music] good job well then I like that one a lot it's not gonna work whoa it actually is gonna work no it's not it's not gonna work oh that was cool though it was so neat I liked it if you make it really heavy then the bridge isn't gonna move at all that's my theory right now he's gonna pendulum back though dang no no no no just don't even ask questions right now just don't even ask what's going on see sometimes it's best just to not ask questions stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop nope why that was funny okay get up there get up there get up there get up there ho yeah nailed it whoo that was good I did better than everyone else ever combined with Mack stress of 99.9% whoa that was crazy I really wonder what some of these guys do how do you cheat to do that I don't know so let's do one more that's called a fork in the road wait what it actually makes it easier Wow big eggs no way dude this one's got to hit that thing first why do you have to hit that first how would know what do I do it how do you go there and then you got to go up million I could think of as like a circle around the back but I feel like I've tried that before springing boys bring it we got Springs you can't though it's got to go around it has it how do you hit that and then get up there cuz it's point past the point unless you copy this and bring it through a little bit more doesn't quite work right that looks good and stuff I don't know if it's gonna work and stuff no or do I know if I have enough money to complete this all right I've got something first attempt please work I just don't want to do this again I just want to see if this works if it goes around without breaking oh that's exploding itself but it made it over sort of kind of made it dig it totally exploded ah okay I need to maybe change stool we could still over budget we could change that and then spring you boy here maybe nineteen dollars over budget I want to see what angle it makes here cuz we got one that's probably too harsh of a turn yeah it's just ripping itself so we need to make the turn a little bit one rougher that's not even a word I just made it up like usual up a little bit I'll try that see why do these things go so fast when you don't want them to but when they're really super slow then they work good tip don't break it broke it broke springy boy get Oh oh it just ate all of that momentum I can't figure out a way to make this not break like this oh wow and hit the ceiling I cannot figure out a way maybe if I stretch them a little bit okay make it through make it through oh it hit the ceiling again there goes there it goes this will do it come on make it through all made it through okay we got spring the springs have sprung you jumped over it you dork you're supposed to go back this way it's way too springy for you it's not an escape you're not meant to go that way you're not dude stop it stop driving you're supposed to go back to this flag why oh so annoying but at least the old-timers coming in he made it that's what really matters right come on come on come on fly backwards don't break trying to remove some of the springs maybe it'll work better I mean it got up top it's kind of right right what about just removing the springs entirely and if we can get this angle right I think it'll work come on really that's all it took also I wonder if we do this instead of like reinforcing the roads that might do better there we go there we go Oh get over there get no no yes yes it worked is that Kevin in the back is that a motor oh it needs to be Kevin a little crash-test dummy we did it hard day oh I'm still over budget dang that sucks no I don't want to rather just be poured like give the money back in taxes or something to the bridge-building people if you break on me I swear we're gonna uninstall you game all right that's it I'm done I'm done with you I'm done we're gonna force stop and then and then you deserved it you deserved it yeah goodbye you

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Id: d1tNUu1oe0E

Length: 20min 22sec (1222 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 04 2020