I Built A Jurassic Park To Terrify It's Guests in Jurassic World Evolution Update DLC

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so does anybody remember this game you know the one where you make a giant dinosaur park and then all of the people come out there like hey cool dinosaurs and then you delete all the fences and the dinosaurs eat all the people yeah it's Jurassic world evolution and there was a new deal see that's released today called something like Jurassic Park something or another I'm not good with words anyway they sent it to me a little bit early and I wanted to try it out I actually went through and I played the campaign it was pretty boring return to Jurassic Park took me about four hours of driving around in jeeps and stuff but the cool thing is we can actually have dinosaurs eat the Rangers jeeps now so hey guess what we're gonna do I don't know let's go which which is the island is it this island or that island Nublar I think noubar is the original Jurassic Park right yeah let's do it and we get to do the era of Jurassic Park yes and standard i/o creative that sounds even better place a box ah here we go die Allah Nublar oh that's awesome where's the little dinosaurs that there's no dinosaurs there ah here we go it's beautiful this is a pretty big place I really just hope everything's unlocked oh yes available oh what what I know for real I did those yeah this is the big map so let's get going let's just start right in here I need to get ourselves a visitor's center fluff in an old-fashioned Ranger Center throw down an arrival helipad because evidently we don't just show up from a gigantic man rail in space probably gonna need ourselves one of them good old-fashioned power stations and then look at this we have an aviary yes that's right this is one of the new things I don't know if it was them from this patch or not but we can redo the Patera knobs you know the dinosaur is building constraints really okay just put this here we'll build ourselves fences now there are different fences in here too heavy cable fence a gate and then a light cable fence so the heavy cable fence sounds better if we're gonna put a t-rex I still find it funny they they added restrooms to the game not just restrooms but in the park itself like you're required to have a restroom now before I don't know how this was overlooked in the earlier game but you didn't need bathroom so you can have food and drink and stuff to make everyone excited but no thank just eat all they want and I guess they just went to the restroom wherever they wanted Oh check it out our aviary is ready to go oh it's so cool in there can I go inside I just want to go inside can I go inside and play oh wow okay so you can go up in here if you were a visitor and then crawl round in there and then the Terra dinosaur pterodactyls whatever they are are gonna be flying around inside and they can perch on things oh we have a couple empty slots Hey okay what else is there we should be able to upgrade right an incubation speed let's get some higher success and then we can upgrade our slots yes six Carradine's awesome and then we can change the skins do I have all the different skins not quite whatever we'll do this one and that one nice six of them that'll be awesome oh and a velociraptor pen I forgot about this can I just put this outside somewhere is this like an attraction bet this has to go into another pen let's do it over here alright velociraptors pen I don't know how this thing actually works but I do like that there's just two dudes up here they're like sweet man I'm just gonna go ahead and stare into this pen forever until we raise it go down into it wait did they put a cow in there or a goat I don't remember it's been a long time since a watched Jurassic Park how do you think it's funny that there's just two dudes standing up there like where's their guns or the boom sticks nope they're just standing up there with hard hats good job Oh his eyes dudes eyes does he have eyes what does go there's there's pupils in there though does that mean I can buy a Velociraptor now can I go ahead and buy one how do i how do I hit it how do i hatch something not in that one not not not there Oh probably in a hatchery duh yes life will find a way here so my thinking is I know it's not a great idea but my think it is oh yes everything said 100% my favorite except these ones because I don't have those unlocked why I thought I did it like literally didn't I do everything I played this game for hundreds of hours already t-rex better be in here t-rex had better be in here where is it ed are you kidding me I don't have the t-rex unlocked and bada-boom bada-bing incubate dinosaurs and yeah well let's just not talk about how I unlocked it oh it's beautiful it is beautiful there's my Tyrannosaurus Rex I don't want you right now though actually I do do I nah so let's release some little dinosaurs yeah hey Gallimimus I love you already and you know what I totally forgot to release her tear ducts so Pteranodons yes here he comes oh this is so cool look at this oh oh yes Oh flying dinosaur he just left me oh oh there he is oh that is so stinking cool oh dude I would totally go in there probably smell like dead rotten fish though probably don't want to go in there oh that is so awesome oh wow okay cool now I just want a bunch more of those can I just release the ball and it takes a little bit that's okay I'll let those guys go and then we'll come back to them and I think I can view them yeah I can put them on the camera oh that's so awesome so I'm just trying to populate a little pen here just something from my herbivores to like like me and be my friend and then they'll come in here and they'll eat yes that's perfect we get like whoa dreadnaught us that sounds awesome I want one of those and since it is you know the good old fashioned original Jurassic Park here we better get some ink via sources or one of them because you're not friends with each other and a couple stay goes cuz what else are you gonna shove your hand into I'll there's no giant pile of Stegosaurus dung or is that Triceratops I don't remember ah the trikes are ready here he is hello Triceratops you know I should have made sure that this was the original 1993 skin on him I know they've updated it whoa so cool I love dinosaurs I wish we could clone dinosaurs in real life wouldn't that be awesome like have a pet like coffee running around biting your ankles I guess cats are carnivores or copies probably no different than cats are they oh and here comes ankylosaurus beautiful I'm gonna release you oh you just get the bottom door open cuz your tiny tiny armored tank of death with a giant Club on your tail okay I got it to it I got it I gotta go in the camera oh yes look at them inside here okay were the other ones there's supposed to be six in here now oh they're down there oh there's another one this is so awesome oh they're just flying around like crazy dude they need a water pen too if you like the Mosasaurus and and other fish dinosaurs that would be so stinking cool another one you know the dread-nots ready I don't why I built one but it looked kind of cool so we have that going for us dude get out of the way these are my favorite dinosaurs by the way if you were wondering I don't know how to pronounce their name but those are definitely my favorite dinosaurs whoa he's huge I got his dirty neck he's like heartsease something outside oh yeah that guy's a giant oh it's so awesome probably needs another one for his social group that's too bad he doesn't get it he's just gonna be the only honest tink extinct dinosaur of his type right so let's close this bugger down right here close that gate and now we're gonna release the Raptors and here it comes oh I love them I love these things yes although there's the other one over on the other side so we got to I hope I let the other dinosaurs in yep we'll release this one too and I'll get my Rangers to tranquilize them maybe if the vehicle wants to show up ride the vehicle you were trying to drive through here and you couldn't figure it out don't worry I'll do it for you to know you're smart like that mr. Jeep Hey look at the Jeep though it's so awesome oh excuse me ma'am I didn't I didn't mean to drive you over there all right coming on in so the cool thing about this update is if you really annoy the animals a lot they they start to get mad at you and the things like Triceratops and the Enki and everything will start attacking la la la oh no oh oh that was he a unity up on me no better way to get a mad than to shoot him right in the old butt pow wake up you dork and I'll shoot you in the eyeball cuz why not oh hey hit that one too I just got to get him real mad oh yeah it's awesome looking you know to hear they're mad at me maybe the Stegosaurus look good mad at me - I just ran me over alright let's sneak ourselves in here real quick and star tranquilizing the velociraptors wherever they are yeah yeah I would like to tranquilize you how did I miss that for real Oh the Raptors it took odo you what are you doing drive it drive it quick shoot this dork right in the butt no no no okay get up there do my truck someone's broken from the stupid Velociraptor Wow how did he miss that one yes that one is good one do a Hail Mary over here oh oh it's coming right at me yeah gotta buy a new truck now so I wanted to see these guys too because they've got a really really cool head on them come on where are you yeah it's like a boy ball the [ __ ] right the giant skull thing that really crushes and then there's this fun thing called the park tour yeah we'll try it out you get to make a nice Jeep trail just like so oh you're kidding me can I go up over this thing it looks like I can't go over sidewalks how dumb is that but can I go right through a fence oh yeah okay right through here this will be good this would be really good full we can go right through this one too uh-huh yeah oh really okay if I do that then we Wow that works this time nice what come on and of course there's a sidewalk in my way again how is that curve too steep I just really come on just maybe if I do that no stop it's the foot away from it you can't work it you dumped there finally it worked I did it all by myself now let's see if these jeeps can I just drive I want to ride it okay what's your name you drop by we're gonna be in Jeep number five as we go into this tour today can I just drive it Oh night vision that's what we needed why aren't these people guests why do they have to be like Park people that work at the park maybe they are guests everyone has to wear a uniform that could be it oh except that guy everyone's a guest maybe he's a VIP that could be yes here we go right into the heart of the park oh oh there's gonna be stegosauruses that's awesome I would think that multiple ton reptiles with gigantic armored plating would not be friends of mine oh we're gonna get hit is somebody gonna attack I hope so okay I'm coming through you big ugly dork I'm gonna take a picture of you yeah like that oh is that before it charges me that's worth a lot of money oh don't charge me hey hi oh are you gonna do it that one's mad oh no I like this attacked me oh shoot all up in you know don't you dare attack that fence it's not worth it what happens if I genetically modify it like a super duper aggressive t-rex will that do tricks only four point nine million dollars that's fine uh-oh something is low health what did I do wrong probably help if I fed my velociraptors and check it out there's all sorts of signs - warning you will be eaten once you enter this room okay it will just turn it just a little bit like that I will slightly modify the track to go inside of this big empty enclosure we'll give it lots of nice turns so maybe just maybe they'll make it into the next room look at this there's a giant pileup of jeeps here just a giant I need to put the vlog I need to put the t-rex in this one don't I it's probably because of this dork nugget oh wow the car must have D spawned I would not want to be the one that derailed in the middle of this - er I've seen plenty of dinosaur movies - no what's up games are all getting primed and ready in here it's gonna be a feeding ground oh she's ready hey this would be great release the dinosaur oh yes oh yes beautiful day to be alive and Dino man do it do that thing where you go rawr yeah that no one could do that hey ready ready ready here comes yes I love it okay now I gotta tranquilize you look at all these people they're like Oh the t-rex over there how cool would that be for real this time hey babe coming through just flip the gap oh forgot I put I've got to put eight in here we got to do that real quick and then drive the vehicle okay then we got the tranquilizer oh yeah come here t-rex oh come here I like you you're gonna chase me you gonna chase me oh oh why is that kid Becky's not supposed to be open yeah close yourself you come over here ahaha this might be a bad idea oh it's mad is it mad you don't like me you know like me a super aggressive Tyrannosaurus Rex they've been clocked at 32 miles an hour quick shoot it in the butt better load that up Hey okay another one I better get like six of them in there Bordeaux oh you coming at me she's coming at me oh that was awesome yeah you guys go ahead and just grab it with a giant basket thing this one right over here yeah that one that t-rex right right there yeah just throw that one way over that side just a Hail Mary Upton business all right so these guys sufficiently annoyed with me yet hello I just love you eating my way through the through the world Oh Oh No Oh is he gonna hit no come on hit something run me over oh is it is it gonna charge me oh this one might little one my toe it's gonna charge so oh yes oh that was so cool do it again I really want to see you a triceratops hit it oh here comes oh oh oh that was cool oh no my trucks upside down oh yes he's been delivered oh no I need I need to leave this thing you go heal up at the base he's got other friends to fight oh this is beautiful Oh dirty oh that's so cool he'll be all right this way they'll be okay he's gonna he was just needed a drink of water oh I forgot he needed something to eat need to go back and planet Zoo and make a farm of goats to send it here there is that better that tastes better here it comes again it's just gonna pick one of these and eat them I know it just pick it up with your teeth oh man I would be driving out of there as fast as I could yes stay on the concrete track don't worry nothing bad will happen to you dude is so mad he is so mad right now oh just stop short oh go get go get yeah yeah yeah go get him attack you're supposed to pick it up with your mouth that have been awesome oh we should put velociraptors in here Oh No park to or to is entered emergency shut down due to a vehicle being destroyed by a t-rex oh do it again mr. dinosaur do it again yes this looks like I'm out of here oh never mind I just have to look at his feet really quick eat up eat up eat up he's just having fun in here Oh his cars disappeared no what's he gonna play with go my helicopters bring the velociraptors into the feeding pen or you know if that's too slow we can always just release another 12 from the interior of the feeding pens well that would put us at a cool calm collected 18 velociraptors worse a horde of little tourist trucks Oh tour is disabled oh I don't like that danger to vehicle oh no no no he would never do such a thing like that oh maybe he would never mind get all the helicopters flying all over what's going on here well I have my Velociraptor friends being moved into the pen I wanted to eat those jeeps fair and square oh man I just wanna know if the velociraptors actually attack the Jeeps my guess is yes oh maybe there's two of them oh they do oh they do hey everyone gang up on it I'm thinking about these little things biting the tires of these trucks is amazing things you're all getting mangled up oh we missed there's what that's gonna be hit that's gonna be a hit no pima's - you don't have very good pursue dang I wish I could let the Patera Don's out yeah Patera Donna the capital P in front of it oh just tip it over he's like get out of my way someone might actually break down not not the not the Velociraptor but that truck it's pretty well beat up attack it oh oh yes tours disabled again nice work little velociraptor this was broken it hasn't even done anything yet you know I kind of think 18 will us Raptors is not quite enough let's put it at 30 well that'd do the trick they barely even get around the corner now and I just get attacked by the Raptors that was number 16 Oh gonna break this truck it's still gonna break this truck Oh tours disabled again come on I didn't do anything wrong coach the car comes in and it instantly gets attacked by Rex Coe oh there it is so I think that's a pretty good chance for the experiment to happen the jeeps like to get destroyed by the velociraptors they really do it would be absolutely terrifying to be in one of these you need like a presidential limo that's like bomb-proof and bulletproof and Velociraptor proof oh yeah it'll never get out it still doesn't get old with your tail oh my word it's just a feeding frenzy oh just bite the tires yeah like a good Raptor hand boom like bowling okay bye [Music]
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Channel: Blitz
Views: 583,944
Rating: 4.8733163 out of 5
Keywords: Jurassic World Evolution, Jurassic World Evolution Game, Jurassic World Evolution Gameplay, new jurassic world game, jurassic world the game, jurassic world evolution episode 1, jurassic world evolution ep 1, jurassic park gameplay, blitz, jurassic park, jurassic world, jurassic world gameplay, jurassic world game, dinosaur, jurassic world evolution trailer, jwe, dinosaurs, jurassic world evolution part 1, dinosaur fight, dinosaur battle, Jurassic Park, Dec2019
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Length: 17min 50sec (1070 seconds)
Published: Tue Dec 10 2019
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