Traffic Stop - SNL

>>> SIR, JUST STAND OVER HERE. WE'LL ASK YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS. YOU ARE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE, SIR. >> I KNOW, I KNOW. >> WELL, SINCE YOU KNOW SO MUCH, DO YOU KNOW WHY WE STOPPED YOU? >> I GUESS I MISSED THE STOP SIGN BACK THERE. >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT YOU DID. AND DO YOU KNOW WHY WE ASKED YOU OUT OF YOUR CAR? >> NOT REALLY. >> BECAUSE YOU FINE AS HELL, THAT'S WHY. >> I'M SORRY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND? >> WHAT MY PARTNER IS TRYING TO SAY IS YOU ARE ZATY AND YOU CAN GET IT. >> AND IF YOU ACT RIGHT, YOU MIGHT KEEP IT. >> THIRSTY COPS. ♪ IF I FIND IT, THEY'LL TAKE THE TIME, THEY ARE THIRSTY COPS ♪ >> WHERE ARE YOU COMING FWR? >> A PARTY. >> WHAT KIND OF PARTY? >> A WORK PARTY. >> WE HAVE AN EMPLOYED BROTHER. >> WHY IS THAT HA GOOD THING? >> WE ARE NOT A GOLD DIGGER. BUT I'M NOT MESSING WITH. >> STORY TO INTERRUPT YOUR SONG, OFFICERS AM ANY TROUBLE? >> OH, YEAH. WE MIGHT EVEN NEED YOU TO GO DOWNTOWN. >> DO YOU LIKE TO GO DOWNTOWN? >> LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT AND THIS FEELS LIKE HARASSMENT. >> HARASSMENT OR MY ASSMENT. >> ALL RIGHT. SIR, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT AND ANYTHING YOU SAY OR DO COULD BE HELD AGAINST MY BODY TO TURN ME ON. >> I'M SORRY, IS THIS REAL? >> VERY REAL. VERY REAL. HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? >> I HAD A WHISKEY OR TWO, ALTHOUGH I WISH I HAD A COUPLE MORE. >> OH, OKAY. SO YOU ARE A WHISKEY MAN. FINE AND REFINE. >> OKAY. SO ARE WE TALKING SEAGRAMS SEVEN OR MORE LIKE A SEAGRAMS 9.5? >> WHAT. LOOK, I'LL BE HONEST I'VE GOTTEN A TON OF DUIs AND THE PROCESS WAS NEVER LIKE THIS. >> ALL RIGHT. WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM OVER HERE? >> THANK GOD YOU ARE HERE, OFFICER. THESE TWO ARE VERY INAPPROPRIATE. >> WHAT'S APPROPRIATE, SIR, IS YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT ASS. >> OH, BOY. >> EXCUSE ME, MY FRIEND, I'M GOING TO NEED TO PHONE THIS IN. CAR 51 DISPATCH SUSPECT IS EXACTLY MY TYPE. NOT COCK YIERKS. THIS SUSPECT IS EXACTLY MY TYPE. >> WE'LL NEED YOU TO WALK NOW, SIR. >> NO, I WON'T DO THIS. THIS IS ILLEGAL. >> SIR, SIR, YOU'VE ADMITTED TO DRINKING AND YOU HAD A TRAFFIC VIOLATION. YOU'LL NEED TO DO AS I SAY. >> NOW, WALK. >> ALL RIGHT. >> YES! >> TURN. >> YEAH, TURN AGAIN. YEAH! >> HANDS ON YOUR KNEES, PLEASE, SIR. >> OKAY. OKAY. WOO HOO. >> SIR, I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO LOOK BACK AT US. >> WOW! >> THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU GALLS GOT THIS COVERED YOU LUCKY BISHS. >> LOOK. ENOUGH. I SWEAR I'M GOOD TO DRIVE. OKAY. >> WELL, PROVE IT. >> IF I WAS A CAR, HOW WOULD YOU RIDE ME? >> I'D PUT MY HANDS ON 10 AND 2 AND GO FULL THROTTLE UNTIL I RUN OUT OF GAS. >> HE LIKED IT. >> I TRIED IT AND I LIKED IT. >> WOO HOO! >> THIRSTY COPS.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 2,399,041

Rating: 4.7644258 out of 5

Keywords: nbc, snl, saturday night live, snl host, snl 44, snl season 44, season 44, traffic stop, seth meyers, leslie jones, kate mckinnon, ego nwodim, police officers, dui, cops, s44, s44e3, episode 3, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, weekend update, Golden Globes, talk show host, Paul Simon, Simon & Garfunkel, In the Blue Light

Id: fBgDC2mYsUg

Length: 3min 54sec (234 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 13 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/joe25rs]

I saw this skit last night and totally missed noticing the Baltimore PD patches.

[u/ThreeAndTwoSliderLow]

I posit that the most Baltimore word ever is "boolshit"

[u/ThreeAndTwoSliderLow]

"Phone" was good and she certainly rocks. I wonder if Balto cop is the default uniform after so much filming and re-using outfits or am i over-thinking?

[u/Mr_Gleep]

How’d she nail the accent lol

[u/ABCosmos]

She's done it before, look up "sturdy Barbie"

[u/aresef]

She's had that in her pocket since Sturdy Barbie: https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/weekend-update-sturdy-barbie/2981474