Bad Girl Talk Show - SNL

♪♪♪ >>> ALL RIGHT. WELCOME BACK TO "TRACY." ON TODAY'S SHOW WE'RE TALKING MILLENNIALS GONE BAD. OUR FIRST GUEST, SHERMAN COLE SAYS HIS 17-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER RAY-RAY'S OUT OF CONTROL. SHERMAN, WHY DON'T YOU TELL US ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER? >> WELL, TRACY, MY RAY-RAY USED TO BE SO SWEET. SHE WAS A STRAIGHT-A STUDENT. THE TYPE OF GIRL THAT COULDN'T GET ENOUGH OF KIDZ BOP. >> SHE SOUNDS LOVELY. >> THEN SUDDENLY SHE STARTED SKIPPING CLASS, TALKING BACK, CUSSING AT STRANGERS. >> OOH. WOW. WELL, WHY DON'T WE GET RAY-RAY OUT HERE TO EXPLAIN HER BEHAVIOR? RAY-RAY, COME ON OUT. ♪♪♪ [ BOOS ] >> WHATEVER! WHATEVER! Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME. HATERS. HATE ALL YOU WANT. YOU DON'T KNOW ME. HATERS! >> BABY, PLEASE. YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN? THE GIRL'S OUT OF CONTROL. >> DON'T NOBODY IN THIS AUDIENCE KNOW WHO I AM OR WHAT I'M ABOUT. Y'ALL JUST MAD BECAUSE Y'ALL BOOTIES SMELL LIKE BURNT BACON. YOU DON'T KNOW ME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> LET'S TAKE SOME QUESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE. >> HI, RAY-RAY. MY NAME'S CARLA. I KNOW YOU SAY WE DON'T KNOW YOU. >> 'CAUSE YOU DON'T, BITCH! [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU'RE A GAL WHO LOVES TO LEARN. >> OKAY. TRUE. >> BUT ONLY WHEN YOU FEEL YOU'RE BEING CHALLENGED BY A TEACHER OR MENTOR YOU ADMIRE. >> YOU RIGHT. >> STANDARDIZED TESTS AREN'T YOUR FORTE BUT YOU WORK HARD AT THEM AND EXCEL. >> YEAH, THAT'S ME. [ APPLAUSE ] >> YOU KNOW SHE GOT A 1450 ON HER PRE-S.A.T. >> OKAY. SO SHE KNOWS ONE LITTLE THING ABOUT ME. THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE KNOWS ME. AND IF I EVER MET TAYLOR SWIFT, I'M BEATING HER ASS. >> WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH TAYLOR SWIFT? >> SHE'S A BITCH. >> THAT'S WICKEDLY INSIGHTFUL. >> Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME. DON'T NONE OF Y'ALL KNOW ME. >> OKAY. LET'S GO TO THE MAN WITH THE FEDORA THAT'S WAY TOO SMALL FOR HIS HEAD. >> HEY. HI. MY NAME'S MARCUS. I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE YOU. >> THANK YOU. >> BUT MY GUESS IS YOU'RE A LOT LIKE ME. >> HELL, NO! >> YOU KNOW, THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO LOOKS HEALTHY BUT WHOSE CARDIOVASCULAR HEALTH IS IN SHAMBLES. >> OKAY. SO WE TWINS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> LIKE YOU KNOW EXERCISE IS IMPORTANT, BUT YOU HAVE A HARD TIME COMMITTING TO IT. AND YOU TRIED CROSS-FIT AND LOVED IT, BUT YOU LEFT BECAUSE IT FELT TOO CULTY. [ APPLAUSE ] >> THAT WAS PRETTY ON POINT. >> NO, NO. WHATEVER. WHATEVER. THAT'S UNIVERSAL. AND MARCUS? HEY, MARCUS? YOU JUST MAD BECAUSE YOUR MAMA'S A HO. [ BOOS ] >> BABY, THAT IS NOT NICE. NOW, YOUR MAMA WAS KIND OF A HO TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] THESE PEOPLE JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU. >> BUT THEY DON'T KNOW ME. >> WHY DON'T WE HEAR FROM THE LADY WITH THE BEDAZZLED NECK BRACE? >> HI. IT'S ACTUALLY A THICK CHOKER. [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS GIRL CLEARLY LOVES BEYONCE. >> WHO DOESN'T? >> OKAY. WELL, IN FAIRNESS, EVERYBODY LOVES BEYONCE. >> BUT. BUT, BUT, BUT. SHE IDENTIFIES MORE WITH MICHELLE. >> I DO. >> BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FALL AND GET STEPPED ON OVER BY YOUR FRIENDS. >> DAMN, BITCH. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU JUST READ ME. [ APPLAUSE ] >> BABY GIRL, I DID NOT KNOW THAT YOU WAS OUT HERE STRUGGLING LIKE THAT. >> WHATEVER, WHATEVER. EVERYBODY'S GOT A LITTLE MICHELLE IN THEM. >> NOT ME. I'M BEYONCE TO MY CORE. [ LAUGHTER ] OBVIOUSLY WE'VE GOT? DEEP-ROOTED ISSUES HERE. WHY DON'T WE BRING OUT OUR RESIDENT PSYCHOTHERAPIST? SHE'S WELL VERSED IN FAMILY CONFLICTS BECAUSE HERS IS FALLING APART. PLEASE WELCOME DR. JILL. [ APPLAUSE ] >> HI, RAE RAE. FULL DISCLOSURE. I'M NOT ACTUALLY A DOCTOR. PEOPLE JUST CALL ME THAT BECAUSE I PLAY KEYBOARDS IN A FUNK BAND. >> I DON'T CARE WHAT THIS WOMAN HAS TO SAY. I DON'T KNOW HER. >> WELL, ACTUALLY YOU DO KNOW ME BECAUSE YOU SWORE AT ME IN A WALMART PARKING LOT. >> ON PICO? >> YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE. I OFFERED TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR ANGER ISSUES. AND WE HAD COFFEE AND WE BECAME GOOD FRIENDS. >> I DON'T REMEMBER NONE OF THAT. >> YEAH. WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR DAD AND HOW HE SMOTHERS YOU. >> I BEEN SMOTHERING YOU? YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID SOMETHING. >> WE CRIED TOGETHER, ACTUALLY, AND YOU GAVE ME THE OTHER HALF TO YOUR LOCKET. MINE SAYS "SISTERS." >> OKAY AND MINE SAYS "FOR LIFE." WHAT'S YOUR POINT? >> MY POINT IS YOU STILL NEED TO PAY FOR THE DAMAGES TO MY CAR. AND SINCE WE'RE HERE WITH YOUR FATHER I THOUGHT MAYBE -- >> WHO, ME? NO, NO. I DON'T KNOW HER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, HE DON'T KNOW ME. >> YEAH. AND WE DON'T KNOW YOU. >> YEAH, LADY, YOU DON'T KNOW US. >> YOU DON'T KNOW US. >> YOU DON'T KNOW US. >> SHE DON'T KNOW US. WE DON'T KNOW YOU. >> OKAY. MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Id: hbLE4Q11PVw

Length: 5min 4sec (304 seconds)

Published: Sat May 11 2019