Valerie Bertinelli - Hot In Cleveland Gal - 7/7 Visits In Chronological Order

[Music] my next guest has got a ledger speaker it's called fight belt drug cover-up so we don't know who has they'll be a great surprise it's called finding it and then she's got a new a workout video coming up and it's called losing it finding it losing it you find it in the book you lose it in the video you just keep moving it around both of these are in stores now which is useful please welcome Valerie Bertinelli everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay skinny boy Pop's I like about you lovely to see you look at you over your boots on and everything that works for me good yeah would you like them put the boots yeah oh yeah I don't want to wear them oh I'm sure I came to do yeah okay you know oh you don't drink anymore so you won't be so tipsy cuz they could make you look hippy I could worry about walking in them really yeah well why don't all weird tall and you know if you if you have been drinking I haven't yet right but I will later you know that you can't you just kind of walk like that it you know forget about it I'll just enjoy them i I've enjoyed it I like a little walk up and done but I think these the this actually came well but what good look losing it came first and then fighting and then finding it finding it I'm starting to talk but you know I know you know I have a higher terrible accent terrible me too very Irish accent is the sexy site that I gente world you believe that you believe that Valerie I can hardly believe that an Irish accent is what women find attractive and yet tis true I actually I did find it attractive until now okay anyway so this is good discussion so losing it the book came first and then finding it the book can then losing it the DVD what is it it's a book no no no whatever what is it yeah I don't know I'm looking for it no you find it yeah there's an you said on the but you certainly found it by there ya know there's an ING at the end that means I'm in the middle of finding oh I'm looking for it maybe the next book of people leaving it what no but if I'm looking for it I lost 40 pounds two years ago yes everyone congratulations and it was very exciting and losing way to felix i mimicked on the statistic that said 95% of people who lose weight gain it back and then some within 5 years oh so i'm like holy crap now I got a like really because I've been that statistic I don't want to be that such as sending statistic anymore right so I thought I need to forgive myself goals so then the bikini came up and so I've tried to get working is out there it's not in here who's this guy that's Christopher that's Christopher Ross Lane who got me in the bikini no he didn't he did he worked my buttock I see what you know yeah right yes yeah well no he came up with this exercise program which is really quite simple not easy it's still challenging but it's basically I'll do every day I do it really it's so difficult to sit here with you and not do that well I know I I have a great deal of trouble not doing it myself I seem to do all that wasn't you if you lost all the way and you're the Jenny Craig person no don't you know don't I care that you wanted to smell it I want it's not if you're looking for it it's not in here we go yeah that's right no one concern I wouldn't even consider it UNH I hear really what right no no all of that I just wonder you don't like sex I find that interesting a Freudian way and a Prydain way I find that quite interesting I can I like like cat cats symbol of female sexuality snakes symbol oh so we're going back to st. Philip I see a Freudian sense it's interesting that you are terrified of snakes no I'm not terrified let's get this straight I am are you talking about the one eye trellises Meg are you talking [Laughter] [Applause] here's the line here yeah you went over the way I'm sorry I'll leave now that's not double entendre that's just an entendre like like plumpish blow push it was you're right I cleared you enjoy sushi would that say about me I don't know what just asking I'm try to be personable do you I do like so I never try glofish no not if I I don't like that when it's too obscure like you know when it's feeling somewhat no no no no no I had to what is that Unni and quail egg I had to eat that once for a movie and I thought it was gonna gag I did gag threw up really yeah it was pretty awful yeah we don't need not no no after that again you want to stick to me I like the maggle role you know that the Michael role just let your ex enter is there really a mega mega rule yes macaron I do know what maggot your tuna fish tuna tuna maguro maguro no bugger alright maguro a guru the guru sound like an Italian private investigator yes there's a Starman maguro I don't like oh I got us a guy came over here this thing happens I don't like an old Madeira I like your spicy tuna roll do you really is that ok I like to go a lot what about crab do you enjoy crab I like snakes I don't think you did like snakes by I think I've talked you into them I think well you know college kids that are doing Media Studies will watch this for subtext Oh Lord yeah I'm an old woman I shouldn't be behavior Saturday night I'm almost 50 I need to behave myself and be respectable no no no what is on show for that yeah any sort of respectability when when you walk so instead air yes don't but before I think it's good that you that you're doing it the way you're doing it that you haven't fun and you're being all kind of you know enjoying yourself and losing the way yeah yeah I'm having a good old dress a positive message to women who are past the forty home yes fourthly hope by the way is a movie that I about a woman who likes snakes a woman who is a woman who she goes through the desert looking for Rattlers and that's where the humping would come in I can't remember I was high or type atmosphere the time hey okay have you ever taken appeal too seriously yeah have you oh my god okay yeah I never get to be alone I remember a long time ago oh that makes it okay then consider reason is because I don't do it anymore you know why I phoned I know I don't like it yeah but I believe you right peyote that's a mushroom yeah I think this another is the mobile I might have done it then because I did mushrooms yeah that's well is that because maybe I wasn't peyote maybe it was it was just a mushroom that kept me high for 12 hours yeah well Bauer's I don't want to be high that long no her no no some some novel do haha I didn't I didn't like it this party sucks that do it three or four times then get back to me I am sorry I did when I was young at the dice with a couple of times likely lay about 20 and the I didn't like because at the end of our talk when will this enjoyment end yeah no I didn't I didn't like it you're very clean living no though oh yeah yeah yeah we gone over siphon service right oh we hang up now well I just know you don't have to buy actually you do okay but if you wanna pretend like we're talking as they go out oh yeah all right then [Applause] [Music] [Applause] welcome back to the show where things are exactly what they appear to be or are they what are you implying I mean nothing really my first guest tonight I said one of my favorite guests on the show she doesn't know she's on this show III she's not buys on other shows but she's one of my favorite guests on the oh you know what I mean these are the show called our heart and Cleveland which is on Wednesdays on TV like tickle averted welcome Valerie Bertinelli [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] by doing fantastic you know what where did you go you're gone yeah well I followed your diet you did you're on the Jenny Craig - yeah I'm on the Craigie Craig hi guys very simple it's just like don't eat so much fatty but I had to just eat less I was eaten at night as Ryden yeah I would go watch your show I'm still going there's me so if I die I get five yeah you're sensational I mean I mean wow may I say your sleeves are very impressive like Anna Sparkle they're nice there are you going to comic-con this year okay what's like I'm on the go yeah your concert right never cuss be sure we want to go up at half a dozen so far we're doing very well I'm not I thought that the whole idea was to cuss all you got on back son of the whatever funny funny what's the funniest swear word do you think oh wow surely I hope that's funny so much is sick baby what's a comical kind of fun the views expressed by Valerie Bertinelli reflect the position of CBS or me oh yes they do no come on yeah and you can't talk about your on TV one I know and I'm so excited about it yes you judge you I know well Betty White yeah we got your other favorite girl see yeah we kind of adore her I bet he was the first person I worked with when I came to America oh yeah yeah she was a tanky so come back yeah no she was a customs officer oh it was the lean time oh yeah okay so uh what's special about I remembered I forget because I watched it but then I forgot it's because you lost all your weight in your brain that's true yeah it was nothing like a fat grain of salt no no what about it's about three women Jane Leeves Wendie Malick and I and we kind of get our flights to Paris gets diverted to Cleveland where we're flying from Los Angeles where everybody is a little shallow and and we we go there and we decide to get a drink to calm our nerves and we go in the bar and all the men are looking at us so we think oh we're Hot in Cleveland so we decide to stick around and I rent a house and Betty White is our caretaker but wait the man they're all the men who live in Cleveland drink of the airport no we actually googled get hammered in Cleveland and up came this bar and some very disturbing pictures of Drew Carey oh I've been about time in Cleveland W be done to the flats actually I've spent a lot of time in Cuyahoga Falls because my fiancee is from there well congratulations and so I've got a stroke I'm gonna get married again I thought you were going to get married again you know but you did it yeah yeah hello yeah what a night for the day I love the guy no well you could say I have a policy I'm afraid I think that's lovely how do we know this gentleman I checked met him last week you know I'm thinking he's Italian from Cleveland any money any money enough yeah he did heat something with money and banking is she a jewel thief or something that must be it he's hiding something oh I like that well you know that's always you're going to have a nice yacht and a holiday right you know deliver he is half Sicilian the top Sicilian yeah Rhonda site cross me did you toss me your family should sell you know the best Valen Ellie's Italian but not Sicilian yeah for some reason I don't know why Sicily and Italy don't necessarily get along even though they're all Italian but don't say that to them I don't get it I I've come this far in life with one simple rule and that's never upset Sicilians it's kind of a thing that I do whenever I meet Sicilian and I've been to Sicily shouldn't introduce you to tano no a minute Scotland and England are on the same island kind of yeah yes but on the same island but they don't necessarily get it very well Scott these people are like cold weather Sicilians okay I'm trying to I'm trying okay oh you got em back yeah okay explain it as well there and there's a lot of bleeping that goes on it wow I'm going to deal with this I think we've never had valerie bertinelli swear on the show before it's a very worrying trend are you picking this up from Betty Beth he's got a bit of any happiness you just know this is just my being around you I would I blame me is it easy we find that right so um no usually I noticed you put your snake cup way over there because last time I almost drank out of it oh my god oh it's way over there so I won't touch it maybe and drink over oh we are you doing it but you don't drink that's a fun drink in here just plain old water now I'm going to have lipstick on it and now I have the spit of Valerie Bethenny and now I have everything I need to take this nice it's going to take ages to clean up like I'm sorry look at me and now I'll do it no no don't we've got off I know how to do this no your boys older now yeah he's 19 he just got his own apartment wouldn't happen to thank you why don't you get married to this dude then we'll be more company around this huge public sorry well you know that fine gentleman he's Sicilian easy fella yeah so one get you can sell you nothing you judge something with banks and money I all right yes I all the died did he got pinky ring nobody lifts his pinkie when he drinks like that yeah I like him I don't know I kind of come and go with him alone yeah I'm kind of what succumbing to go with this I don't get Italian oh yeah and you speak Ettore um you know how to say one thing we I was on my bucket list to go to Italy and Tom and I went in March that's when he proposed so I know how to say when Vicki a date a Prosecco porfavor two beers no Prosecco gasa Prosecco please really yeah then I got down what's Prosecco it's it's Italian champagne Oh lovely yeah especially in Italy you drinking too much probably no no but I should start the show is a huge hit and I'm very very pleased for you and I I never miss it as you know and I'll tell embedded sofa DVR thing yeah I'm the CBS are going to get me so I went I know I was like we all know the Korean people viewed tuned in and I just want to say thank you to all 6 million of you well you got a different rig well done six million people are no points exact show we have to go enough okay are you gonna be okay without me I'm a little I think I'm a little sad no you got married I got married it's all kind of you know our train passed yeah not that it was ever adaptation but I like to thank you my I was going to say does it hurt when you do that but the faith part doesn't know Nouveau you're a filthy minded young man we ought to go the lovely Valerie Bertinelli [Applause] we feel good the lovely Valerie Bertinelli everybody [Applause] [Music] and [Music] midnight thank you I was tempted to sit like this oh my god may I say how lovely a family will be related there no no to yours no no no well actually yeah but no yeah no you're all right congratulations on the show that's a bit big thank you where I were very very happy we don't go to work we go to play it's a crime that we're being paid although I do cash the paychecks yeah I don't even say that in front of TV executives that's just the kind of thing I'm looking they might stop paying you Yeah right I always think you do the show for free but it's the talking because all the butt wipes the Yabba do I try calling yourself a but wait yeah yeah I mean you have to come on here and talk about in fact in your show I like yeah well no I never do I like talk about intimate details of your personal life good night you know you do no oh no yes no yes you go first where are the testicles by the way easier game it depends on revenge' you meant the kangaroo testicle seriously are they real like a rabbit's foot whatever you tell me do you know anything about testicle cup your hands and I'll get the line well I tried to make them friendlier I wasn't something to match downstairs at all right so the carpet matches the what is that thing I don't know yeah you know fine well the carpet matches the other conference well so you really do have Tessa Jen who cook who gave this yeah she's doing the young yeah Danny crazy yeah I've not met her yet I'm dying to meet her man I love yes yes I'm so much anybody's l'union I know oh yeah yeah yeah I'm a huge fan her son Leslie on Star Wars it's not a real title [Music] this is not a real princess like a real princess is giving me balls so but she wants to get back waiting for your balls but other than that only one yes it'll drop this Oh No told me what come Oh I mean look anyway you're not physically I told you my garlic on the show it just goes from bad to worse you bring it out of me I'm a very decent woman how do you like New York you you just embarrassed dig the dead Oh is over man can you get married last year I get mine 2008 oh wow oh yeah I like see here I'm the oldest yes yeah we got married New Year's Day and I was like hey it was lovely you never forget your anniversary no yes that was it are you a heavy drinker boundaries that way Oh dusty Nile no you're not never carries going to do it again keep putting the balls in my bed hey no Carrie is going to do the the Jenny Craig thing yes for just yes she's lost quite a bit of weight already - he's doing very very well he wants to do on that mantle bikini Oh does she yeah that's that's is that she desperate because I put on a stretchy bikini but that metal thing that's a scary-looking bikini well maybe the two of you can get metal bikinis on and have a little fight we'll have a little yeah no no let's know the the haunt Cleveland Show let's talk about that because okay it's such a big hit and it's like what you're going to do your 10th season this is our second - yeah yeah we just start our second seas I think Betty's going to be on your show Wednesday you already are like this yes yes we've been she was the first person that walked listen I came to America seriously no come on yourself working for that's not what we think 500 bucks Betty's cheap but he was not saying that she is no really he's like the broad of all broads yeah it's so much fun Joanne I have expensive though I very much so yes $400 is not so very recently that if you're a guest on a talk show you buy union rules you have to get paid I'm getting paid for the Jerry for $20 everybody gets $400 $400 or something any shoe you do doesn't matter if it's this shoe or a good one 410 oh yeah so you can take any want to use that tomorrow you can go sister I know I think you wanna get $400 a week okay well next week and again the balls well I just I want to ask you about it because I'd be nice to pick you don't know that long I know a little bit about them okay well I think with you know kangaroos test because of clothes have you I have not gotten that close to a kangaroo have you been to Australia I been to Australia I've been to Melbourne and Sydney the the registry yes what about Mexico even in Mexico yes in North America okay how's this jacket you guys been to New Zealand which is nightmare right next to Australia Widow really fun New Zealand's where the short loads of the Rings you to be great Anna that wasn't a compliment by a but it was you can get wear them like shimmery elves in the white dress well I thank you I think I never know quite how to take anything you say to me oh that's not fair you know I adore you if I said anything even remotely kind of you know jokey around it but only be jokey around it right I would wonder turn walk of course that's just me I know because you were just sexual undertones with your sister that you just got it ya know right yes Oh oh that does it just go weird weird before but that is weird no I'm not I'm not do you do a lot of flirting sexually under Tony working with people might you do here I know I don't know Jess you're genius I got my act my husband's actually here today usually when I did this show my husband's never here so maybe I was a little bit more flirty before but I don't think I'm being flirty now am i no but it's not really appropriate for people to be flirty you're married I'm married yeah but I say no god no [Applause] by a nickel for everything I just don't think it would be appropriate for people to you know do that like you know be overtly sexual to someone who is not you're not sleeping with but would it be too badly sexual I don't not at all all right no or even remote remote right yeah but flirtier bangable hahaha right sorry I don't think there's any flirting in it at all actually right my dog in or overtime oh and then we go I want to hear you play oh no no I want to hear you play how funny would it be if I could like really dumb this out and yeah that would be awesome I pray for that day I would rather go for awkward pause I mean this is really nice because it's all nice and clean I assume that no one else has put their mouth on it I get it now in a little slow organ mal con I get a I'm explaining it to the Saints our Valley ready huh ready to put my mouth on an organ just like at the end of the wombs maybe the Balkans of the entacle good night good night Mary no not just good when I can't breathe with the suckers out [Applause] [Music] we got to go you know okay body burn earlier look please welcome the lovely Valerie Bertinelli [Music] [Applause] sorry about the mess sorry but the minute Valerie we've had some trouble with the audience you're very messy man another terrible do you look you're blending them yeah yeah they're openly hostile they're judging me a I don't you can smell that flamingo smell you did you just pull up your boots and crush unless you are my type of girl oh my rape thank you very much agree okay some kind of weird moisturizer or something cuz you look great I mean we ain't you I think no no I mean because I saw the beginning no that's not true because you're married as I'm i right yeah something about sex in the beginning and you're talking about sex in this show I don't know what you're talking about I often say a bad word bad word is a word well I did say that did they bleep it out No so it went out to America is it sour no no they get very angry today yeah don't even that he's trying to get fired I think it would help my image boy bad boy unemployed no wandering the streets from tone to tone solving problems or crimes hello yeah you solved all their problems well you survived in the leg because that's only because I don't care about didn't you do that why didn't you do the wrong problem yeah yeah yeah didn't you solve crimes did I yeah before you were an actress how old do you think I am yeah like weren't your child crime it over yeah you know you should do that okay you know because look cause I don't like my job now no this is what I'm saying all right want to Cleveland right you shoot like through this court in Cleveland what's it called Hot in Cleveland I said welcome Cleveland tentatively I'm originally not from the Los Angeles area and I took leave of it you need to come on our show by the way oh my god if you wanna spy gaming but you're my face oh you know that's not the first aspect of my face [Applause] well here hold up okay triangle we are again you discussing your sexual history on the show and a candid and completely forthright manner as the viewers and all the stuff that's going to be on the internet tomorrow but you're talking about that right your ass in my face a man could dream your chauffeurs you don't and our script supervisor Kari has a major crush on you major that's all that I need okay I'm sorry yeah Cory Cory Cory Cory hey I thought you would get riding hard and clean lunch you want to talk like that dan I can do that they only boys like that I'm sort of hardly fair see ya know I'd like to do the show didn't you Rickles on feeling yeah oh yeah he was on last week no we had Sandra Bernhard and Laura San Giacomo Jill Marini is our on this Wednesday night I don't that is but I tell him every amazing looking Frenchman yeah okay Lawrence and Jane come with us yes yes my sister she is she's lovely hottie I wasn't she was in the movie I liked once Sex Lies and that was the one yeah yeah that's a good movie yeah yeah it was a while ago yeah yeah good I'm a hundred [Laughter] I'm 14 I am gonna be 50 next year yeah congratulate no I'm not I very well run the altar well yes that's true but I you know I'm beginning to really guys oh you know I mean no I forget all the time like I go to I give my kids into trouble and then I hate you're like what and I'm like I forget or who are you yeah yeah hey you go by logic we love beer no I'm 51 I can tell you it's really fun on this side it's really fun I look like 18 haha oh you're family I'm not I'm not just saying that because I Marmee talk so much you know I have said it to women because of a smarmy talk shows but I am NOT just a you really look amazing it I mean [Applause] and you tire because this audience doesn't get anybody in and yet they are willing very nice to me oh yeah they look [Applause] yes been awfully quiet this whole thing a little committee a bit of a crush Jess hey I was just decide I was thinking about that ass in the face I was going to say it smells bad but it's worth it okay I love you man I love you too man yeah he's awesome yeah have you got your own robot I don't have my own oh no I don't know I don't have my own Jeff I think it might be fun I would probably spell his name differently though I hate it when people spell the name weird no but you know like Sharda its Sayed you know have you not Sharda spell it correctly I'm just no no no Sharda I mean I love her music she's got a beautiful voice but she doesn't spell her name correct I don't mind how she spells her name but I don't care for a music really no of course a smooth operation Vijay we went to our last concert here in LA did you know what you were tonight goes from no I don't know I'd I spent a lot I don't concert yeah so we got some and over and over and over different do you want see other bands no you ever go what do you do in LA what are you going to see you could have done 51 I go to bed I go to bed early and I'm newly married yeah so division do you make the show in Cleveland you can't do that no way we make it here in Los Angeles yeah have you met drew Carey I don't I think I have not met drew I have I met drew I don't remember yes but he believed he might be doing our show this week he is awesome based from Cleveland yes yes my my husband is from the Akron Canton area hi hold the Falls you don't have any idea so I don't wear I forgot to press record really oh yeah Akron Ohio or Akron Ohio you said the tire factories enacting they used to have the three different Victor oh oh yeah I know all about the doctrine is very important to me is very important placement I think I Quinn has just thought something that icon gave the world tires and many other things I'm impressed yeah Miriam practice to the size of Cleveland okay it is yes and it sends to the north of Canton where the NFL never been no no no I'm not going there okay little too far south yeah have you ever been a captain to County yeah I went to the Hall of Fame you did Football Hall of Fame yeah I know what you say I understand director I can't understand my accent yeah do you watch a lot of football I love football what they Saints in Cleveland fan really big Saints fan have been for 30 years so you can imagine my joy two years ago when they went to the Super Bowl and one yeah nah man even I remember yes that was very exciting yeah it was crazy that day yeah out of my mind wait to Geoff existence no okay did you sorry Jess no I love you on that hot and clay poor Lele you talk like that you can't grant a Valerie yeah you want to do awkward pause big cash prize what is the place my box what should I go for there's a new one we're very excited about it's called guess what's in my box and what is expecting you're a guy no no blabs as I imagined a box in my head Oh God then I imagine something inside it and the only person that knows the answer is Jeff and if you get we ask you what it is and if you get it right you win $50 really yeah you wanna try it all right what time is mr. Stephens if you don't this is all right really yeah if I get it right you're actually gonna give me - yeah you can use them you can buy and you like you can spend money on flamingo site anything you want okay all right yeah you mingle like bacon is that what you said flamingos smell more like bacon they'd be more popular that's true yeah they have you ever enough to dailies it's about those well I don't know everything else but I do like bacon well I had nothing to do with it yeah I think that that's kind of an animal big yeah dead let's go all right all right you ready I'm imagining a box mm-hmm I'm okay I'm imagining I'm imagining your box are Valerie right what color is the box let me it's not I said yeah what I'm imagining the box its kind of pink yeah I was afraid of that yeah all right now something inside the box I'm imagining it go ahead Valerie what is it seriously yeah yeah the hell's wrong with you have you ever seen television before this is our arms come on but you could say no or yes if you want to be what it didn't want me to win so this will prove how much you like me or not what's in the box in your head yeah a horse Jack is she right a horse is correct [Applause] [Music] well rebirth [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you got it going on I'm loving the birds calorie oh my naughty wind and a more a what when did you're a bit winded after that I was yeah Bob is getting like he's no getting my thing going on running man yeah again yeah do you know all the dance moves no but I just thought I I think I know that's called running I'm your sister back there and she's like yeah yeah yeah okay good running man I think it was more Burning Man you ever going to Burning Man I've been to Burning Man he was taking like psychedelic mushrooms and just going nuts in a big mud pile no I didn't think you had but hey done recently anyway yeah what about the the season premiere is live next Wednesday but we showed a cranky how does that work this is what confused all of us as we were shooting because you did our show too I did have yourself you're coming back right you're horrible no sorry yes yeah I think you show I yeah I loved it I got to tell you you got okay he's silly and fun and this is a lot of fun bye nice new studio yeah that's nice real live every night we don't make a big deal about it are you fine okay so but I was just gonna compliment you never mind no no no do you see so the moments passed the P is the sexiest thing on our show I mean yes I'm thinking I'm going to get an award you already got one you're only allowed one what is it for again it it's the sir Peter Ustinov award for company is actually a very prestigious award why are you making fun about making fun about just juicing whatever I have to fill the hour I'm on teammate I'm actually delighted and very humbled to get the award as you should be exactly anyway so uh so it's why are you nervous uh a little bit I mean I evening this is life so this is no it's not it's like it is it's live if it weren't life could I do this or hump the table of you had you did before I came out here I wasn't hung up in the chair though I was making love that what you call it disabled were just you know getting acquainted you know do you like to go done since you go down I don't dance why not I can't you can't I have no rhythm dancing is life it wasn't matter if you can dance or nor does you just dance anyway I seat dance but that's great it sends a different message than good but it's still good I'm the geek I'm not a new I was impressed with when I worked on the vision line I did have fun you girls are great you smell great as well that's a great smell and say I mean you get on the others like mmm rich ladies no no no it's basic cable well I know but you know you're all very successful and have been successful for a long time so you get well you know Betty's been successful since before tea but he really really technically that's true Nicholas yes he was actually on TV before it was invented there was a scientific thing that she did she invented it she invented TV and where's our award and well deserved ya know as yours with the wet ward okay no knock it off exactly I really you know I don't want them to think I'm being mean about their work no you're not you're very honored I am yeah I just I talk about what happened in my life are you going to do that in your live show are you going to talk no it's scripted and we have to say what the words are on the page what you didn't do when you know you don't want to do that but you do that and then write or start bossing you around yeah a d-10 see my life being bossed around by them though they're really good you might be busted how much basta just a light bossing a red deal it's the only place I like being bossed around otherwise I'm boxing really I'm very bossy well yeah you get you like bossing around a little bit little I don't know why I'm I think you would diet I like it on top or bottom as you bring it up all right no no I'm no I'm not again mister girl yeah well I was next with amongst other things when I went to the show though is when you arrives in the morning you really do drive a golf cart to work I thought you were kidding when you were telling me that no it's street-legal yeah I only have two miles from the studio so I take my little golf cart and yeah it's that you do you play golf oh hell no do you deliver milk on the way or you know if we don't get picked up for a sixth season that could be something I know I think you'll get picked up I think you'll get picked apart this season yeah no I want to go for a long time like you there's a nice shot of this by the way what's that your snake is that snake kinda no we're not going down that road again no not how long you can go it's what you can do with it well you you even know what you're wounded all right we have to take a break we'll be right back [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] because I and then you start collecting things because yeah and then stuff doctor welcome back you're down here with Valentino it drives a golf cart to one is it here's the bad thing I try I think I'm being eco-friendly and driving a golf cart and saving gas but I have a gas guzzler in my garage yeah but do you use it once in a while if I have to go to more than 35 miles well that's okay I mean if you only use it a little bit stop kidding yeah that's true my mileage on my gas guzzler is much less because of the mileage no muscle car or some like a notes 442 some like that yeah it is come on you know I'm not gonna say what it is but I do like the sound I mean I'm coming I'm a GM Brett my dad worked for General Motors for a very long time so I like cars and I was raised with three brothers I'm I really unlucky on ride a golf cart or how do your family feel about that well my dad is like well as long as it's not four and he's okay with that but the thing is like there is no such thing as foreign an American anymore is there I don't know Oh get out of here because car companies are sponsoring the show all right then come on you were fine whenever the talk was old dirty the minute we mentioned cars [Laughter] oh I don't know well listen we're out of time okay I'll come back oh listen I could go longer it's just yeah [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] family thank you so much for these lovely flowers nothing myself they are really nice a little bit like the flowers that we put in the dressing rooms for the cats I just thought I'd return the favor yeah because I was on Horton Cleveland Cleveland last week and it was your birthday my birthday and I gave you some flowers right from your dressing room yeah no he walked onto the set and go and they also heard singing happy whatever he could happy birthday I'm first time Oh Craig cuz no one else did that for me that day and then I realized oh everybody gets those flowers in their dressing right yeah but I was special you are special and let me tell you why those boots I think I wear these boots every time I'm on your show because you complimented the first time so there's my Craig Ferguson boots yeah I like I do I like a woman in boots very sexy are they comfortable to wear it's about hot for booth not here outside it is yeah nice what do you wear as write open to an espadrille you know that yeah listen one thing I learned only one of the women know about shoes yes no but you always complement your shoes yeah compliment of women's shoes because very few women feel self-conscious about their shoes so they weren't going with the hello yeah or why that no good things yeah we don't really like about ourselves to put up with it and our shoes we're always very proud right because you're the same size shoe from you know teenage years old so it doesn't go much weight you gain you can wear this I exactly I like sometimes I think when women are pregnant the feet grow actually mine did yeah I grew from a six and a half to seven and a half day to seven and a half all right so they grew and they never went by no but it was really night went even where seven and a half I had pictures where I had Barney Rubble feet they were so big well he was two weeks late and my feet just got bigger and bigger and bigger you were turning into a hobbit would you were dragged it was no bad oh that's lovely the wages will be none how much is Whoopie well ages you know it's 23 oh my lord it's a long time ago I gave birth Wow yeah I'm now suddenly a gravel oh you're 12 and 3 yo right right yeah you have a long way to go well you know I you know Scottish people we ejaculate once every 10 years [Applause] whether those anyone else say it or not ya know why Donald sterling just came in oh my lord that's a yeah I don't think I just wondering how many billionaires out there now wondering what they've said to their gold digger girlfriends and how scared they are well be honest - I don't know mr. sterling I don't know I don't want to know I don't want to either but I and far be it for me to judge anyone or the media report but but I I think he's probably one of these people that doesn't give a rat's ass you know I mean I don't have bad dollars doing oh yeah two and a half million dollars isn't really gonna do much damage to him no and and then you know he he has to sell the team that you boys gonna make a lot of money off of it you could make more than two and a half million dollars a heck of a lot more yeah and then he can't what you can't play professional basketball or something right there might be less gold diggers willing to give him also any second what did I tell you about the yeah because there are no got beat I don't know what's gotten into me municipality well I figure you're not coming back after December so they can't fire you now we can say anything we want pure Mitchell [Applause] collisions so we must we must do that I know on cable now you know in one of your profane cable shows no more on basic cable so we can't swear either no but you you guys doing swear on that show that's right it's very nice yeah you've been there enough yeah I have a nice walkway along I know how many more now well who do is but I I like it very much hard to get who knows he's in the finale I mean he's into the spoilers spoilers oh well we don't know if you're coming back so I guess it's you know what I do it when do you went into the finale I think that errors the end of August oh really so it's just kind of getting going know that yeah yeah we're just I think our third or fourth episode airing did you do a lot you did a live one this year we did I would do that no no could you do it every day no I didn't it frightening no it's really a lot of fun it's like being shot out of a cannon and there's a lot of nerves and great ever been sure okay maybe in the 80s night I actually haven't you really have no you know and I won't now you don't have to have kids you don't want to do all the things that you thought you wanted to do before you died that's true you want to do I want to jump up out of an airplane I wanted to bungee jump I wanted to climb climb one of those big mountains somewhere in the world not anymore no after you've kids all you want to do is have a nap you know that's true yeah anyway we have to take a break why I mean I can't fire you okay so no I think you know that the advertisers deserve this break you're one of those women that could lead a man astray and Ganim gam-gam to say things he wouldn't normally say I'm done it so soon yeah anyway I whip stick we will be right back with Valerie [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I'm here with the charming Valerie Bertinelli Wales is going over to you then what you're going to do when you're done with this show I heard rumors you pick it up at us you never you do that because I thought so no no I mean I do like doing talk shows and maybe one day you know and that's one think about you I'd like you're such a talented actor and you're such a funny actor that you don't really need to do this you have so many other things I mean to do this mm-hm it's true are you saying I've been slumming it for the past ten years no no but all those other guys on late shows they're all very talented but they're all comics but they don't act you're a comic that act excuse me a second you can do anything really good about could I do anything need a game show what what yeah I'm doing a game show you give it on the game show I have yeah I'm not posted it but everything that's good what ones have you been on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire really were you a contestant yeah Oh celebrity who want to be a millionaire right y'all because I I mean I've been around for you know 1,800 years I wish I wish you wouldn't be tough on yourself like that it's not necessary you're adorable but I have I've been around since I mean I started doing this oh no 12 it's a long time that's 40 no no no it's Wayne call it I didn't I didn't finish high school I'm shy two credits yeah I think you for making me feel stupid no no no I didn't finish high school I ain't no one are you had a big test in kind of citizen no no but I did it no no but I did it was like do you like gum jahir al-qaeda good you're in no change that but yeah but it's not as easy and then you know it was like the ceremonies fantastic they have that I'm proud to be an American I bet you cried I did that yeah try a little but it's very emotional I am an American you know do you so you just have that pass but you can't go to Scotland anymore no I'm still allowed to travel to err sounded stupid yeah so I don't finish high school though so it's okay you're amongst Freddie to finish high school if you're in show business I'm done okay so far but I still you know what there's no that nagging thing that I just I feel like I don't know as much as I should so I'm always reading the newspaper and going on the internet and reading way too much and well watching you may want to be careful about the Internet thank you honey I've noticed sometimes they print or they write things on there that yeah yeah that's true it is not true it's sure that it's not true well if you we've all learned and they can be mean on the Internet people can leave what you playing with there it must be a nerve thing under my husband got this for me when we went to Italy wait wait it's got a key on it his heart oh I thought it right I thought it was something a little more like this no no you and your husband go to Headley with that you wearing your boots and the key yeah oh my god is it work oh no it's the same shape anyway well you know I can't I can honestly say I've never done bondage well we have to take a commercial right away [Applause] [Music] valerie bertinelli [Applause] and well all right no you're sure my feet never touch the ground oh come on sorry hold on I don't know oh my god that's America there yeah that thing's we keep that in case Tom Cruise's ever here I think you're shorter than me yeah you look great I love that snow home I did sparkly for you today sparkle Oh Lea that it kind of looks like I could wear that as sparkle look just that I actually got this from your closet I called your wife right if my wife knew I was wearing stuff like that it would be a longer phone call hey how are you you agree we Mick you over on the Hot in Cleveland center I see him in the first row yeah well in project I was tragically written out what but no you can still come back yes that's true I did single eye when they were when they were writing me I said write me out sort of but no Allah don't kill me just just make me go - well you're in something Afghanistan I'm something I understand yes yes Jennifer Aniston your wish [Laughter] no I don't know I oh sure I guess hey and but what's going on in the Cleveland set then we're about the boobies already well I'm at this movies I'm where I'm from though no no no that's no this is boom okay which I'd be doing it wrong all these story should be like this no I can well cuz minor so far headed selfie anymore yeah we look one up and then Holden only breastfed for six months - I don't know why they're so far so whether I look I'm not an expert actually I am sorry or look like their heads you look well I don't there's cranks and pulleys and all kinds of things oh no right that's that's part of the game that's part of show business gives you something to take off not you but my husband you know it gets my husband something do take off well here's the thing though I don't know if we should go down this why not it's late night what are they going to fire yes well that's so yes Amen here's the thing taking stuff off I sometimes like to leave it on well shoes maybe like the shoes on like the shoes to stay on I accident well just the shoes shoes and a hat to have a fall off if you're doing it right what about a bus conductor side you don't want okay you know what bus stop I kinda Scottish accent a bus a bus comes a bus conductor bus conductor yeah that was Shrek you did there that wasn't it oh I junkie past a bus conductor so a bus did you ever have that where's my bus the Thurgood was a bus conductor Oh like that I had a bus driver yeah but it was also conduct a bus well it's not like a Simpson it wasn't a Symphony Orchestra what it was strange bear collector yeah like on a train bag said no but us they take fares well they use one okay now of course it's all done by an iPod dude true but what I really want to know is when does the last time you took a bus for sure yeah that's not I think I take the bus to CBS Edna yeah I do I say you took a bus yeah you got one of them little a golf cart car I do I guess I remember staring up at horn Cleveland I was like who's playing got Valerie it's street legal I have a license plate and everything I take my golf car I love too much and here's the deal I live two miles from work I was late today I don't know how that happens I go I know how it happen the morning that could happen I don't know late tonight and our keep screws in the house that's what it is yeah maybe that was it mmm yeah maybe like maybe I drank too much the other girls are getting mad if you're late no well you know Jane she's always first one Inlet always yep oh you know by the way Jane wanted me to ask you something before you're done with this thing can we at least find out what's underneath the kilt I don't know how I've answered this many times okay what's underneath the kill on a good day lipstick there he's nodding over there oh yeah I did ask you where you were prom and then we never got around to because I was talking to you about bus conductors where are you from originally from Delaware ah well you see that's where they have old credit cards there what have you given up actually actually round about the end of 2012 oh okay whatever I don't I don't know what that means because of what that's when the Mayans said the world was over yeah yeah I'm a very strict Mayan so you're from Delaware do you want to where I where my ancestors are from because I just did this really cool show called who do you think you are what did you do that yes where your ancestors from my ancestors are front well I found that that my great-grandmother was a chef in San Remo and she fell in love with the woodworker there and they had a baby Oh oh my god 1908 that's one long time ago yes you know what happens eggs even before that sorry young people sorry kids on Instagram you didn't invent it yeah well I thought it was pretty cool that you're at school without a good luck factor and she was a chef because I love to cook and then I go to find out that the other side of my family who is English which I thought I was mainly Italian but now I find out I'm mainly English is my ancestry goes all the way back to wait for it hmm are you not excited I am very excited this is my job listening what is it William the conquerer he's French yes are you Brad he's but I've been to the castle and that's like I'm hey the Great Grand in his house this is really cool yeah yeah my cool starting with it was Edward the first and then talk to me bed with the first Longshanks hammer of the Scots shut it bastard you ever seen Braveheart another guy that died great but I was dead with the first I want a Dumbledore thought the actor he's a lovely man the icon but that was my 18 times great granddaddy I'm sorry well I'm glad that your family got perkier as the generation we have too big a rake take a break okay sorry wait a minute Longshanks is my grandpappy what's it come on go you'll take a break when I say you take a break if you want to make this reenactment absolutely accurate here's what happens you say that hanged and I kill you and I take the break what I want okay you [Applause] goodbye governor welcome back I'm here with Valerie Bertinelli who hates Scottish people no no oh you don't hate Scottish people it was just your great great great great great 18 times 18 times great-grandfather who else happened in between then if you did the ancestry stuff well there's eight and a half kings and I don't mean have what's half a king Larry King and that like Larry King not that's not even a half no but no they're uh well because there was a Matilda in there who really wanted to make sure that Henry was able to take the photo with the wife of Edward the second no we're talking Matilda further back there's a lot of Matilda's they named each other oh let's say bright they were each other yeah but so they called her the half because she kept the throne alive for her son while this her nephew or uncle whatever he took the throne somebody I can't be on you a little bit about heart I think she was in the PBS miniseries [Laughter] but she was a pretty she was a badass yeah well yeah sure that like list dude when you die my son gets the throne and he did so that she's a half she should be more than a half but yes so there's like I don't know there's there's some coil that's oh you're very royal yep I don't think I'll be knocking on the Buckingham Palace door anytime soon well you don't think they would enjoy they believed it my English accent I think you need to I mean if you go back a little bit with the Royals that are in there now you'll find they talk a little bit like this section oh that's true and they're actually not in my bloodline right after a secured or Henry or Hanoverians I believe from a Hanover which is it's there a gym and I think I think the changed I think they changed the name to Windsor just before the first world war or during first world war because it's kind of embarrassing you know to have an a the same name as the people you were fighting again yeah I think that was it I look forward to your angry tweets Aluna so let me just say before I do that I'm not claiming this is right I'm guessing google it yeah google it are you going to come back and see us on Hot in Cleveland sure I'd love to yeah I'd like to come back but you have to write me in again I don't actually do the writing you don't write the show what the hell do I have you on here I don't know Oh guys no I am I here you're here because you're beautiful because you're talented because America and I love you that's why [Applause] I'm truth Furguson really a little bit from the stupid book that I wrote I'm Jimmy Melville who I've made it a TV taping for Acropolis no Acropolis now came along to see my show at the cafe royal with his fiancee Denise O'Donoghue who was outside tithing because I'm one of the more successful television producers in the country after the show I am I've what happened after the show after the show I went down to the hotel to sit and drink in this and the Abbey all night far you know with them rather than sleeping a train station I didn't want to do that Denise gave up round three and she went to bed and then Jimmy [Applause] you know I thought you were my friend not me to bring it no no I think I think the moments gone don't we do it anymore do you wanna Howard it's too much I can liked it yeah but just just do the little input then the bet all right joenie do a lot more seriously no no I liked it you're not an artist man you can't cut me off with I just you just go ahead and read out just I'm stand back here as I was saying Denise came up at a router yeah go back up there we go by the rule police gave up around three and went to bed and then Jimmy explained his review in some capacity for us he reintroduced me to an old friend I hadn't seen such New York City cocaine and there was no court Glasgow - I knew all but Jimmy assured me that it was a plentiful supply in London I made a mental note to get to London more often you

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