TOP TIER TUMBLR POSTS V90

howdy folks welcome back to another top tumblr post episode episode 90. all right if you all enjoy the video please feel free to drop a like comment and subscribe to the channel i'd really appreciate it without further ado please sit back relax and enjoy the video i had a dream that mentions of magic were banned so harry potter had to be reprinted with wizard replaced with cool guy and any mention of magic spell replaced with sweet trick the ministry of sweet tricks yeah a cool guy harry i don't think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren't runny is your nose runny right now no think about that honestly reflect on it enjoy this era of peace there are dark times on the horizon hey i've never had a nightmare before and kinda wanna know what they're like can you help me out sure see you soon this is so freaking powerful it burnt off all my eyebrows my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i'd brought gym clothes and me asking who the frick is jim in the name of finger me in the name of cardiology that works too wondering if i will sneeze today keep us posted no it's none of your business love me a girl with glasses bring that blind ma no over here smh [Music] i love kids they're all like when i grow up i'm gonna be an astronaut and a chef and a doctor and an olympic swimmer like that self-confidence that drive that optimism where does it go i just want everybody to know that my son peter parker would try to lift thor's hammer because he's a child and would use so much force that he just hit himself in the face because he thought he wouldn't be able to lift it so easily peter just knocks himself unconscious with thor's hammer [Music] red mages are called that because they derive their power from the immortal science of marxist leninism and are strictly speaking a kind of cleric but traditionally not classified as such due to the ussr's policy of state atheism you're half asleep and your body pulls that fake full bull crap on you [Music] what did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift i'll never part with it my salary is so crappy have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from wonders omg i thought that said salad [Music] you need to make this appointment yourself old but i'm not that old young but i'm not that bold [Music] please stop breeding faces they might be cute but they have trouble breathing please consider the breed or the breed instead they have the same temperament as a breed but with none of the breathing problems every time i see this i get the inability to read past please stop breeding and recoil a little bit in the shock from that who cares if i want to mentally live in my daydream universe while i physically rot away that's my business my buddy david had his id stolen i now call him dave oh that's clever it's not talking to myself it's called a soliloquy you freak [Music] cool girls are everywhere but it's such a challenge to find one guy that's like mildly interesting to talk to it's like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal maybe you're a beach i mean i definitely am but you're still boring just drove past some graffiti that said butter is a milkshake and honestly i can't argue with that but i want to meet the guy who felt strongly enough about it to put on a street sign dear past self you freaking idiot dear current self you're also a freaking idiot dear future self still a freaking idiot aren't you [Music] worst injury you ever had a broken heart omg why are you crying the economy bro making my brother watch gravity falls is great because most of the time he'll be like oh his ex-side character played by y actor and i have to say no it's alex hirsch again but last night he was like while alex hirsch did a great job on this shape-shifter voice and words can't describe the look on his face when i vibrating said actually that's mark hamill woke up at 3am delirious and extremely thirsty but my water glass was empty so i was like i know exactly how to fix this so i googled big water and in my half asleep state i was certain that would allow me to manifest a large glass of water in reality didn't work but now i know there's a town in utah called big water [Music] me i'm literally begging you to do the one task you need to do my brain haking i can't do this today hey guys i think that the south bottom and a right water logged waxed slightly weathered cut copper stair is my new favorite block in minecraft 1.17 so far i love the south bottom and a right waterlogged waxed slightly weathered cut copper stair the south bottom and a right water logged waxed slightly where that cut copper stair i need to get laid to rest put me in a coffin let my soul ascend [Music] you what's up dog me an intellectual what is above uk nine every night after 10 pm my feelings start crawling out starved as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing stay back until i inevitably fall asleep was i okay yeah so anyways i was one of the dudes who stormed capital omg i love bad boys tell me more fbi outstanding move yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country [Music] my plan is to be the commune specialist little boy men so oppressed men so upset men always naked think i'll leave this one on the back burners thank you my grandma and i eat yankee candles to this album knuckle taps that say tomato soup [Music] i'm building delicious soups from powerful broths you couldn't even comprehend i have soups that could make you forgive your father i know antipasto means appetizer but i still like to believe that it refers to pastor's arch nemesis [Music] when people talk about traveling to the past they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small dude concept soundproof rooms where you go to scream five dollars an hour they pay you monsters and connestly cold just paid college kids to do this instead of exploiting the labor of young children the real monster is a lack of ethical business practices apps that shut off your music when you open them just how freaking important do you think you are [Music] wlw who flirt platonic kelly with their wlw friends are valid but you gals are so freaking confusing me oh this thing is cute my wlw friend not as cute as you babe me internally gay i know gay but like gay gay gay i'm going to spontaneously combust will it be for nothing is it just friend gay or romance gay gay i don't know i don't know man she's kind of gay getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality this isn't what i didn't pay for a trap song with the rapper growing increasingly concerned about all the gun sound effects in the music every time one plays an instrument stops working [Music] so my roommate often talks in his sleep normally it's just things in spanish or gibberish or fragments of sentences but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly yeah guys and now it's time to bedazzle everything [Music] exploding butter in the microwave on purpose for attention [Music] i hope that um crap never catches on in this site you're halfway through your tweet and it sounds like mario just walked into a bussy beetle something about this is racist as heck i will not elaborate ashes just i don't trust birds freaking hollow bones suspicious what are you hiding in there love frick crap you're right frick the best part about macaroni and cheese is that you don't even need to chew it you can just swallow it if it gets stuck in your throat you'll be fine because you can breathe through the noodle tubes so i was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate exodus 35 so i thought it was like exodus 3 5 and i looked it up and do you know what it said do not come any closer now that's a well done biblical license plate [Music] the notebook problem you see a notebook you want to buy the notebook but you know you have like 10 other notebooks most which are still empty you don't need to notebook you're probably not gonna use the notebook anyway what's the point don't buy the notebook you buy the notebook we should domesticate seals you ring someone's doorbell and instead of hearing a dog's bark you hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and you hear a loud wet flopping noise that's the world i want to live in you guys i'm in disney world and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low i got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and mickey mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place card front oil painting of a stereotypical gondit a rower waving at the viewer and smiling card inside so sorry for your loss my condolences congratulations you won a used copy of guitar hero world tour for the xbox 360. red blog if you would like to be sitting in that empty chair right there not to frick them or anything just to chuff a dart knock back a cannon shoot the crap with these dudes lol i wanna hear what these fellas are up to i would to frick them [Music] man walks into a bar covered in kiss marks ha ha yeah well you should see the other guy i don't know what my aesthetic is but i'm pretty sure it's exactly this tweet [Music] one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said really feebly was neil what does your shirt say and i had to say skate and destroy in front of the nurse and my whole family one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it's one of the most bad things i've ever heard cheese and underwater i will press on your sofa just looking for a gf who doesn't want the pickle that comes with her sandwich at lunch and she says here do you want my pickle and gives it to me hate to say it but british people had the right idea with saying what's all this then like literally what's all this then when british people are alone they're like frick i can finally drop this ridiculous accent who decided we have to give up pure and wholesome things just to grow up sleeping with a little pikachu plushie does not mean i don't also make my own doctor appointments reblogging because i think there needs to be more notes and more people comfortable with the idea that adulthood is a lie wow i hate your freaking shoelaces i think people should have little ears and tails and paws thank you but like in a not furry way your weakness will not serve you in the winter months to come a simple 34 year old love voltron no antis they get their unbeaten this 34 year old fandom mom is offering to eat my well are you gonna say yes go shorty it's your squirt day we are gonna crappy farty like it's your squirt day allow me to introduce you to the backspace button on your keyboard you can find me in the tub bottle full of the clown after sucking me off proceeds to pull the multi-colored rags out from my weenie while i clap in joyful glee hey said this is a post deactivated i then proceed to smack the clown giving off a loud distinct honk that's only heard when clapping the cheek of a clown in heat the wrong person got deactivated here [Music] if you pull the bag out of a cereal box you're freaked you're so absolutely freaked it's never gonna go back in there the same way again the box was protecting you and you disrespected it and you will get what you deserve men will see a film and think it was good thank you all so much for watching episode 90 of top tumblr post i hope that you all enjoyed it again if you did please feel free to drop a like comment and subscribe to the channel i'd really really appreciate it uh posts from a brighter timeline should be coming out this week as well as crap post generator i know i've been saying post from a brighter timeline i've just completely forgotten about it but it is ready to go i just need to put the final touches on it and it will come out to you all um i don't think that i have anything else to say so have a wonderful morning evening afternoon night whatever time of day it is for you [Music] and i will see you all tomorrow with episode 91 peace out guys [Music] you

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Id: oNN3ST2tWEc

Length: 15min 17sec (917 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 18 2021