TOP TUMBLR POSTS V33

howdy folks welcome to another episode of top tumblr post today's episode 33 is gonna be a really really good one for you i know you all are gonna enjoy it if you do enjoy the video please feel free to drop a like comment what your favorite post was and subscribe to the channel if you haven't already i would really appreciate if you did all three of those actions uh without further ado everyone please sit back relax and enjoy the video date hey let's slow dance me does the mac arena at quarter speed moves objects with my mind via my hands and arms [Music] me in public thinking if you can read my thoughts then hello oh hello there when i spill my cereal bowl i feel nothing i simply clean up and get another bowl if i'm in a certain mood i simply spill it again people in the 70s would wake up and be like i need to go hitchhiking right now [Music] selling drugs to buy shrek merch little shrek things we've all been there my actions people i'm trying to be friends with local dumbass knew what they were getting themselves into and did it anyways my favorite vegetable is onion rings a little confused but he got despair i love being in love and financially stable it's so wavy send the link me gets an f me all i know is that this won't affect me in the long run what will this pop quiz mean to me in two years will i already have entered the bright world of freedom on my own the sunlight will encompass my soul this pop quiz means nothing to me me gets an a plus me excuse me who are you people who is this where am i where's my throne [Music] hello carol this is jill from life alert i need you to stay where you are help will arrive soon but this does put a smile on my face real soft guys if you want to be held by a girl rn click that like canned snakes fart snakes defensive farts when threatened many snakes produce clear warning sounds some his others rattle but place a sonoran coral snake in the same situation and the best it can do is fart today has been educational well i guess you learn something new every day caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i'd like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens [Music] what's wrong wtf equals wanting true friends [Music] people omg how are you single me internally because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that i'm not good enough for anything me guess i just haven't caught my fish yet haha real one and for me if you find one sharon much love to my followers even though y'all don't talk to me [Music] when she starts getting too into using the cat filter on snapchat [Music] [Applause] look if hollywood is gonna make movies set during quarantine over the next few years i demand they make a movie about the fact the cannonball run record the speed record for driving from new york to california was broken three times during quarantine because a bunch of different people realized oh crap we don't have to deal with traffic and took the opportunity come on it'd be a sports movie and a crime movie at the same time i remember when i was a fetus i used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping what bro what are you talking about man thinking about how in korean traditional theater there is a monster called leongo which eats rich people and if it eats 100 of them it gets to go to heaven [Music] like can we summon this m go little fellow me when i get off a roller coaster this was a roller coaster from start to finish blogs who run entirely on cues always reblog the oldest posts like can't believe bush won the election moving to canada you are a cutie pie you promised these kids crabby the clown but all i saw was cheapy the cheapskate when you see a phone screenshot and they're two percent like is this really what you should be focusing on this water is vegan spits it out bring me some meat water you punk clown what the freak i just spent five days lost at sea trying to find my original home settlement on the fungal isles after apparently misplacing my compass which was my only way to find home at some point during my extended logging trip didn't do any actual logging built a town i finally found my way home after finding a broken nether portal that led me home you'll never guess what i found when i got home i forgot to take the compass with me before i left it's on the wall right next to my bedroom door and i forgot it i'm so mad way home don't forget why the heck am i so cold and why isn't anyone snuggling me and why do grocery stores charge so much for a small amount of ice cream why did you censor the word heck because it's a freaking bad word eggs this is my best post breaks into your house can i pet your dogs star wars ello ellier i love star wars the way they just darth vader clenches first someone suffocates and dies [Music] when your text post doesn't get any notes just joking i hate this my sister put this on [Music] when someone sends you a non-ask but you can still tell who it is my purse it's prada three words every girl wants to hear club penguin membership when you start to get the same answer in a multiple choice [Music] what do you mean you can't hang out i showered for this when you come back home to your beautiful loving gf after a rough day and her touch is enough to make you feel better [Music] no at 8pm you know i'm kind of tired maybe i'll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something me at 2am i love mid-90s cgi promotional art for video games now that's the crap i'm talking about stealing is perfectly fine as long as you want something it's hard to argue with his assessment cool date idea me eating oatmeal by myself [Music] when your family has guests over vanish luigi [Music] how do you get a country girl's attention a tractor [Music] parallel lines have so much in common it's a shame they'll never meet the single we got versus the single we deserved rise rise my black friday experience seeing a woman get her arm broken by a man because she grabbed the last three blue towels in the box standing in line for a ps4 with a preacher who showed me how to use my keys to stab people if they try to steal things out to my hands watching a man who hit an employee over the head with a doc mcstuffins purse get tackled and carried away by two policemen wearing rudolph antlers stampeded coals over pillows getting in line behind a man with 16 blenders in his buggy and four more in his arms two women being dragged off by police after a fight because they both wanted the same vacuum cleaner a man getting special permission by walmart employees to check out ahead of everyone else because he didn't realize it was black friday and all he wanted was a jar of pickles i'm the man who wanted a jar of pickles same doctors and all other medical specialists during checkups well it seems like nothing is wrong with you you say you are having pain idk take some tylenol and sleep it off i guess you will probably live dentists your teeth are yellow as crap and your gums are unhealthy you only brush twice a day when you should be doing it four times an hour why don't you floss i see darkness in your future and the darkness represents cavities you've got diseases we haven't even seen before all your crap is fricked up my guy even your jawline sucks and i don't even test for that absolutely pathetic don't show your face here again releases pack of dads into home depot go be free invasive species encroach on lesbian territory this is a common misconception because they are such similar environments but you should be aware that dads are native to home depot while lesbians are actually native to lowe's at this point however both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both home depot and lowe's to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores [Music] i like how the only reason harry is able to fight the imperious curse so easily is because it hits him and he's like are i feel calm and relaxed and happy this is wrong harry serotonin in this economy amazon studios lotr series heads into uncharted carnal waters with casting call for nudity and an intimacy coordinator tell me friend when did amazon the greedy abandoned reason for madness who tf is gonna be nude the ants golem is within reach hooks and magnets up to tokens corpse so we can have unlimited free energy as he spins in his grave [Music] there's only one gender and it's mine you can't have it photocop is your gender for illegal use pirates your gender from pirates bay but it has korean subtitles and is in 360p i love you twerps no homo well some homo can we get a little bit more homo like ten percent more homo please you can have a second serving of homo buttered costs extra i got like two dollar [Music] t.i.l that while public nudity in ancient greek society was not uncommon exposure of the head was seen as extremely indignified with many athletes choosing to tie their bubba [ __ ] using a leather strap during events [Music] how are your classes going birth is a curse and existence is a prison guy who's in a molecule but not dating anyone he's just there hello i don't know you but based on this redlog we are enemies now i hope you have a terrible week this freaking website is like watching two expert fences dueling with pool noodles on a greasy floor you're absolutely right the awkward heirloom no one wants grandma's fur coat families with vintage fur coats are facing a generational divide over an issue also royal in fashion and politics articles written by people that have never faced a real problem in their entire life i'll say it at first glance i thought that was a pic of bill and hillary clinton friendships online be like bro i would deactivate for you juliet changed urls and romeo thought she deactivated so he deactivated and she was so upset she deactivated for real house hunters or whatever i didn't watch the show thinking about those toy pizzas where the slices velcro together oh baby sorry white people you have no spirit animal that is your fursona so a friend of mine made this based offer fb status i made and now it's everywhere this post made me lose a follower this post is the physical embodiment of how could you say something so controversial yet so brave tiny baby on the bus me when babies stare at you they are not just doing it because they've got nothing better to do it turns out that they do it because you've caught their eye according to a study by a new scientist babies stare at people who they consider to be beautiful the baby gays don't do that don't give me hope do you support communists like not their politics but emotionally do i emotionally support communists fbi getting freaky with it dark emails to whom it will concern now that this ml has found you sci-fi vehicles should only have a huge fancy cockpit with dials and displays all over the place but instead of a steering wheel or a joystick there should simply be a giant button labeled scuttle [Music] finish is a roll of wrapping paper oh crap free weapon bonks myself in the head bonks myself in the head bonks myself in the head bonks myself in the head bonks myself in the head bow thank you all so much for watching episode 33 of top tumblr posts uh if you guys did enjoy the video like i said you would uh please feel free to drop a like comment and subscribe to the channel again if you haven't already we will have a tumblr user video coming tomorrow which will be thoughts of dog as well as episode 34 of top tumblr post so if you enjoyed this content you'll have double the content tomorrow to look forward to i hope that you all have a wonderful morning evening afternoon night whatever time of day it is for you stay safe and i will see you all tomorrow with episode 34 of top tumblr posts peace out guys you

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Id: mF2TRfwoO6U

Length: 14min 33sec (873 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 18 2020