TOP TIER TUMBLR POSTS V88

howdy folks welcome back to another top tumblr post episode today is going to be episode 88 and it's a really good one i know you all will enjoy it if you do end up enjoying the video please feel free to drop a like comment and subscribe to the channel i'd really really appreciate it without further ado please sit back relax and enjoy the video do you think if skeletons were real would be a slur for them and on i have wonderful news for you regarding the realness of skeletons hey ham look i'm picasso i don't get it you uncultured swine you unconscious the jokes you didn't appreciate as a kid is it happy impeachment or merry impeachment i don't want to offend anyone treason's greetings impeach navidad found this picture in my camera roll from 2019 thought i'd share it with everyone in 2021 grant proposal to frick around and find out give me 100 million dollars i have theories freak around and find out is literally the scientific method provided you record how you fricked around and what you found out i will not we only have four days to make crappy text posts about 2021 that will age like milk tumbler of your engines i predict that trump is a gonna riot at some point hey dude what the frick could you stop sharing your prophetic visions for five minutes always rare blog l woods in her frick men i'm gonna get a law degree phase fun fact by means too so whenever you encounter a by shrek shall there is a smaller angrier by shrek shall hiding nearby watching waiting and nearby if you will not to be confused with an innocent bystander i'd like to present to you my proposal for a michigan less super lake lake no more michigan lake michigan do it around us olympics should have a four fun section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports bolt versus phelps ping pong really want to see this with the expert athletes on the sidelines yelling tips evil laughter but it's filled with love [Music] i've been so into food videos lately they're all like 10 quick and easy desserts you can make at home and then 30 seconds in on the first one they go okay so now take out your blowtorch 13 kid friendly recipes liquid nitrogen are you seeing this crab megamind was a murderer and a dictator and a catfisher but go off i didn't know how the insult camera guy had a tumblr megamind never actually succeeded at any crime he attempted and his most used weapon was a freeze ray that could be reversed by rain sprinkler any water with zero negative side effects and when he actually achieved authority over others he was so bored and disillusioned with it he set off a plan to overthrow himself did not even watch the movie or challenge color these butts incorrectly opie said incorrectly though this queen is rocking a cute outfit while her matching purse is being carried for her we love to see it that's actually a boy tortoise his name is bon chan and i love him he has to wear those cute dresses so he doesn't get too chilly also he's in his early 20s so even though that's around his max size he's still quite a young boy the person full of treats btw true love is dead bodybuilder who married a shrek's doll admitted he cheated on her while she was being repaired romantics so i'm sitting here playing solitaire on the linkin park website and the computer lost the four of clubs it literally is missing a card there is nowhere it could be hiding the four of clubs is just not there [Music] why are you playing solitaire on the linkin park website got called a lesbian in walmart earlier lads tell us what happened lad i got called a lesbian in walmart yee but why i was being a lesbian in walmart yeah it was in walmart [Music] cat riding dog wearing sunglasses that dog has a freaking cell phone what kind of animal is this mario buying four binders for his trans brother luigi what a good big brother why is mario smoking a blunt i was in a rush and it was the only photo of mario i had on my phone in december 1889 alexander parvus a russian jew who had become a german revolutionary and later financier it's a long story announced the birth of a son in the sacha shah be turtley tongue publishing we announce the birth of a healthy cheerful enemy of the state gender enemy of the state sounds like the best gender reveal party ever aeots ab assigned enemy of the state at birth [Music] small brain steven universe is a vegetarian because he's a pacifist big brain steven universe is a vegetarian because he spit heals flesh polly please don't say things like this but didn't he also bring the watermelon stevens and pumpkin to life in the same manner every meal is a race against the clock for stephen q universe suck at being a girl boss my empire is crumbling so bad we are freaking under attack play free [Music] i write sins not five page research papers taylor swift onto the stands on twitter i rushed to make this meme as soon as i heard i slap your nuts from across the room with one of these [Music] mistakes happy accidents we miss you every day bob ross we don't we don't make mistakes we have happy accidents i'm craving impulsive purchases stop telling people in twitter that things already happened in tumblr i wanna see them organize their own dashcam don't discourage them you call yourself a girl boss but i just went to linkedin and nobody there knew you l was so loopy afloat matching his intelligence he was like i just i'm just gonna drag this out what a fun little game he he who nobody has ever told me to frick off this eloquently before i think i will allow the war crimes to continue for a bit [Music] lemon demon is like genuinely good lyrics over a melody that sounds like it was played on one of these yeah and it freaks sorry i wasn't paying attention i was gay dreaming me is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds me the suffering begins the milk struggling to not expire after a week in the fridge the ketchup who has been there for seven months pathetic what's that anime with the four boys that look exactly alike why is it popular they're ugly teenage mutant ninja turtles the beatles mount rushmore shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever the ouija board it's it's spelling no i can't reclaim that hey there are zero letters in the alphabet right no there's 26 oh sorry i must have forgotten the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog what about uh how could i forget are you single there's an r in brown though um it would appear that one of us is wrong and that one of us is yourself there's no r in brown and that's final [Music] she said time is an abstract concept i said beachwear she said underneath the illusion of existence i said beach none of this is real i need a 1k selfie before i die guess you're gonna live forever then [Music] me pulling petals off flower he loves me he loves me not he loves him flower he's cheating on you susan paint me like one of your studio ghibli background sceneries when did we even first discover the concept of glasses like was an egyptian pharaoh walking around in his jewel room and put two crystals up to his eyes and was like you need the tip come look at this look at this flower i found nature is beautiful crazy how nature make that when characters wake up in a hospital bed and then proceed to rip out their ivs isn't it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world not that you would know cause it's me but can you imagine accidental events to a friend great now i can never speak to them again [Music] happy mother's day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time why is 2016 so vengeful who hurt her i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly i'm the cutest this shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but i really can't hear anything my future husband is going to have the coolest wife fellow well you go dude i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk i can't hear you over how much i hate my town i was going to tell a railway joke but i lost my train of thought when does a joke become a dad joke when the punch line becomes apparent [Music] they don't know that there is a new virus in women remember no horny i think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room jester adult shoes black price 99 990 [Music] no price too high for luxury babies names adopted cherry lips crystal skies i could show you incredible memes g2g got to grow as a human being [Music] is peep the frog single asking for a friend some kid just skateboarded down my street crying if you're so stressed out from school why don't you just study more or take fewer classes i you are not understanding [Music] you

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Id: 5GtLOfFzhzQ

Length: 11min 46sec (706 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 16 2021