TOP TIER TUMBLR POSTS V89

howdy folks welcome back to another top tumblr post episode today's episode 89 and it's a really good one i know you all will enjoy it if you do end up enjoying the video please feel free to drop a like comment and subscribe to the channel i would really really appreciate it without further ado please sit back relax and enjoy the video girl i can make that blue chime girl i can make that sound like an unroot girl i cannot find the but i can hear it girl help i'm downloading a mod to silence your oh you're a fan of my writing name five of the unfinished stories sitting in my drafts you're just trying to outsource title generation ask daddy i've been found out i used to call into my local radio station every day in middle school and request that they play the kingdom hearts theme and they never did because i didn't understand how the radio worked back then but one day one freaking day the radio host was like for the kid who keeps requesting this song for two years straight here you go oh and by the way we are blocking your number and they freaking played it and beating the system was worth never being able to request a song ever again guys are like mosquitoes they go around to all these girls saying the same stuff the worst part we actually believe it i hate when mosquitoes do that [Music] do you ever think about the money you don't have and you just [Music] mom got me a new tablet [Music] your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting why do people take pictures of their floor i don't get it 200 sure that all of my friends have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying i am listen i know we shouldn't encourage him but the fact lin manuel miranda is writing a 2020 election musical is so funny to me the ben shapiro aoc undertones are a little concerning though i almost lost my crap stop it stop doing this crap no one is laughing you're just jump scaring people damn change your freaking urlop holy frick i really thought this was true lms if you a little scared of the dark even though you groan last year obama said he was 50 this year he says he is 51 which is it obama you can't treat me anymore obamacare obama gently kiss your forehead obama love gets up before noon man i really have my crap together today i'm so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure they did what to you no i will make them pay you're freaking mine and nobody nobody lays a goddamn finger on you me when i get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong t.i.l in the story of the jewish exodus from egypt the torah uses the singular word cephali for frog not the plural sephardim sim interpret this as meaning egypt was plagued by a singular fog it's a beautiful day in egypt and you're a terrible frog [Music] there are good things inside you good things in miami it's more likely than you think free pc check how am i gonna be ugly and broke at the same time caesar could fall over me under my breath get wrecked i think it would be pretty funny if the next time an adult tells me i'm being rude and disrespectful i just went yeah it's because i don't respect you and watch the gates of heck open before me telling a boomer they are not automatically entitled to my respect just to feel something one of my favorite things about batman is that bruce wayne convinces people he's not batman by answering yes when people ask if he's batman broke he says yes in his normal voice and then asks if the buds match woke he says yes in various and hilariously bad batman impressions and then asks if the buds match while his kids watch on in horror bespoke he says yes in various and silly batman impressions and says wait hang on i'm gonna get it right this time after each one and then asks if the buds match i mean ellen musk sponsoring the first until pride was foreseeable insole incorrectly assuming something is a date excel oh my freaking gosh it's 5 a.m i can't send this to every co-worker i've ever had right now so you get it instead so my great aunt went to summer camp with donald trump and apparently they used to call him from p trumpy just stick with us don't believe the crap you see from these people and just remember what you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening reblog to protect your blog from the from p trumpy just for consideration mad max was set in 2021 is it socially acceptable to dress like this straight away or do we give it a few weeks as long as that mask meets covered regulations i'd say it's valid as long as that mask meets covered regulations i'd say it's valid how to pick up chicks cup your hands around them protectively lift them from the ground gently kiss their fuzzy heads say peep peep calmingly so as not to be pecked peep peep heterish rectual christians in college be like gotta marry or i will die they wanna freak they got a frick or they will die but god put fricking behind a pay wall fact adding an 8 or 3 000 to anything makes it 200 times cooler example uncool now but cool now burden ate a 3000 i thought this only happened in beverly hills chihuahua this is what i say when anything happens ever [Music] what does it mean when someone says they are pescatarian and vegan land animals are innocent of crime but the fish have sinned i want to run away but like in ghibli movie like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower speck mountains wrapped up in a shoreline i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard me deep in the woods dragging duffel bag of craft singles and hopelessly lost where's tutoro chaotic academia is one intense obsessions that last maybe two weeks but consume your soul two spacing out in class but loving to learn three swearing and slang while discussing deep academic topics i have been diagnosed with adhd i tripped over a bra today i think it was a booby trap laughs you said traps ooh that's a good one the best use of the damn screen cap ever yo do all the australian people on this site know each other because it seems like it we all have to take turns using the same computer while one of us crap posts the others will run on a treadmill to power our wombat-based internet connection senior center wear a mask wash your hands social distance stay safe come join us california wildfires surrounding coronavares protocols sign 2020 in an image photo by noah berger this looks like something you'd see in a clip advertising a post-epic survival shooter apparently i'm playing skyrim again and by playing skyrim i obviously mean spending hours installing mods before i ever open the game for play with todd do you ever think before you post yes i think half funny and hit post i love not being a teenager but also sometimes people on the internet just say words and i have to look them up on urban dictionary like i'm 90. i used to be with it but they changed what it was now what i'm with isn't it and what is it seems weird and scary to me it will happen to you but you are an entire universe and i'm a bigger cooler universe where everyone skateboards [Music] you are no match for me my favorite thing is probably the scientific name of the grizzly bear it's cersei sarkta her riboulis ursus meaning bear in latin and arctus bear in greek so essentially a grizzly is a horrible bear bear the eurasian brown bear is versus sarcas so literally bear bear bear the most bear a bear can be this is moon moon all over again god darn it bear bear bear me listens to a new song my brain upon receiving one single hit of dopamine we shall listen to only this song until we have rung every last neurotransmitter out of it how does reading about the same two freakers falling in love over and over again make a person so god unhappy will they kiss of course they are going to kiss yeah but will they kiss omg every freaking time best part of drinking a monstered energy is absorbing the dragon shout from the front of the cam now i'll see a post on here with someone claiming to have been a gifted kid and then i'll go on their blog and see their posts and there is naria gif on there gifted with what exactly i'm not posting pics on tumblr [Music] let's bring back 13 37 speak oh yes squire indeed earth why do i even try i thought you meant the year my lord the peasants are revolting we must sally forth against them forthwith just misread can't stand minions as can't stand minoans and spend five minutes pondering how much of a grudge you could really have against the population of bronze age crete some youth stole my prized snake goddess statue can't have crap ignosis april fool's day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they don't feel the same you can just yell trolled you and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face the post got very sad very fast he him but like in the way where you see a dog across the street and you're like look at him go not eat him like a man i love this so much she her butt in like a way where you look at a majestic ship not like a woman they them but in a pile of leaves kind of way [Music] me the essay i got a good grade on bold of those people to assume the government knows how to navigate tumblr tumblr when the fbi searches for a blog oopsie we had a deadly boop your connection flubbed try again soon sorry we can't find any posts about communist insurrection one very angry fed beach what are you talking about i just posted with that tag that's my freaking tag we live on a floating rock in a giant space that has no relent and you want me to memorize vocabulary words it's posts like these that make me want to go outside and freak out sometimes decline gift hentai milf quiz i just gifted my friend this game little did i know he was streaming his screen to his zoom class when it popped up saying you've received a gift hentai milf quiz you cannot leave this in the tags oh no i'm a hoe but a shirehole a shoe one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes i'm going to the nurse and leaves [Music] if kirby eats the communion wafers foes he become the new messiah or just gain jesus's powers i don't think you understand how the eucharist works answer the question me a virgin that's silly i have tons of shreks i love putting my hood into looks at smudged writing on hand vaguely making a hegeo faces at the dentist mmm yes another lovely day not being even a real person i'm a prisoner in my own body no matter how much makeup or how many times i try to give myself a makeover i'll always feel disgusting in this meat prison i crave death [Music] why are there so many comedians what happened to all the comedians and commodes [Music] android alarms alike wind chimes good morning sleepyhead and iphone alarms alike nuclear attack siren wake up what about ones that on typhon or android idk like of brand noises man one time i saw a comment on a sewing website that had posted a dress pattern for a two-year-old where the comment was asking for help resizing it to fit a one-year-old and a year later the website owner responded with sorry for the late reply it should fit now [Music] he goes from nissia to meets you certainly how's a daughter call me sir daddy too this freaking ruined my day thank you all so much for watching i really appreciate it uh if you enjoy the video feel free to drop a like comment and subscribe now immediately oh in terms of what to comment tell me which lighting you like better so you can comment number one number two i look kind of like a ghost here number two or number three this is the one that everyone said i either looked high or tired to it [Music] so you can comment one two or three which lighting you prefer i switched it to this one and i hope that it would make me look better it might not have worked but just let me know which lighting you all like better um doesn't really matter to me i just want to make sure you all know that i'm well rested uh sorry i have to stop saying um because i say it all the time and i know that i said keep an eye out for pose from a brighter timeline but i just completely forgot about that video so post from a brighter timeline and crappy cryptids will be coming out sorry my crappy cryptids crap post generator will be coming out next week so keep an eye out for that i'm all over the place today i'm sorry uh without i always do that i always start going into the end of my intro but i need to say uh i hope that you all have a wonderful morning evening afternoon night whatever time of day it is for you and i will see you all tomorrow with episode 90. peace out guys you

Channel: Tumblr Central

Views: 11,322

Rating: 4.9437938 out of 5

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Id: zhxWEYAkoNM

Length: 15min 44sec (944 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 17 2021