TOP 69 TUMBLR POSTS V5

howdy folks what's going on welcome back to another episode of top 69 tumblr post this is uh episode 5 of top 69 tumblr posts um if you enjoyed the video please drop a like on the video uh and subscribe to the channel i really appreciate all the support i've been getting so please sit back relax and enjoy the video guys peace out um today i will [Music] cool sounds like a plan mentally i'm here [Music] hey for some reason this was flagged as sensitive content deleted everyone who isn't my girlfriend so if you're seeing this you're my girlfriend now baby deleted everyone who isn't my friend so if you're seeing this you're my friend now baby this sucks everyone is my friend you're my friend till despite its association with the supernatural a full moon rarely occurs on halloween the next time this will happen is halloween night of 2020 that single says so much well that's just great [Music] life me a gentile completely engrossed in a very long thread in which several jewish tumblr users draw on the tenets laws and philosophies of judaism to support their claims in a debate about whether it would be okay for a dragon to light a candle with its own fiery breath on the sabbath are you a criminal top a brain bears or an athlete bottom 20 20 got no weekends every day just every day this site ain't so bad it's something to do in the mornings while your bread toasts right till that jeremy is the most common first name for a criminal in the u.s petition for a comic that's just the joker versus a bunch of frighteningly competent normal pounds who have gone temporarily vigilante for the sole purpose of taking the joker down for his repeated violations of the clown code [Music] hey how many swords do you have sword of a lot blocked parried little known fact about britain but every year they take a two-year-old dance rapper microphone to it and release all the noises is makes us new words british people get to use and that's where they get all their stupid words from it's kept in a cage at the top of big ben and they feed it nothing but peas and beans i hope this email finds you in the middle of a gunfight in the center of a restaurant no cardi b is not short for cardiovascular bronchitis disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined the signs and their personalities stop sign strict speed limit sign cautious one-way sign stubborn yield sign shy keep out sign secretive me when i'm 420 years old lol is a very nice my wife i'm leaving you me why my wife you feel the need to use the alignment chart in every aspect of life and i can't take it anymore me quietly lawful evil behavior flight attendant coffee or tea your highness me looks out the window flight attendant your highness me no answer flight attendant coffee or tea your highness me turns my head to face the flight attendant me coffee steve can't sleep when there's enemies around in minecraft but he can sleep when brawling in smash brothers in conclusion steve considers the characters and smash brothers his friends thank you i wish i was 12 and someone just gave me a barnes and nobles gift card for my b day when friends parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don't want them to symptoms of uterine fibroids ovarian cyst pain what white people bias be like mckenzie 15 montana indie music welcome to a special part of my mind i'm white but i identify as spanish walgreens gift card sherlock i follow back flower child i identify as a walgreens gift card actual picture of an actual texan on a typical sunday afternoon me when i play video games slash mobs necromancer barbie me trying to think of a comeback answer your mom your mom your mom did i mention your mom gotta make him laugh so they forget you ugly me after i've realized things in the year of realizing stuff [Music] get you a man's who can do both what lion get my hopes up do you ever think about how weird of a name squidward tentacles is like imagine if your name was human with arms i can't stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is like its capitalism's fault do you have any idea how hard it is to milk a squid it must be utterly disappointing tumblr meet up at costco free samples are on me [Music] i have no self-esteem i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way [Music] reblog if you've been known to tell a joke once in a while knock knock xd that is my favorite [Music] my kink love cute date idea we go to an aquarium you point out all the fish you like i jump in the tank and attempt to fight them to win your affection me when i see a wild animal in a metropolitan area reclaim your space we are the invaders we take what is yours [Music] customers who get angry when i read them their total cost are so compelling to me take charge of your narrative janus be the hero of your own story you are the one who is purchasing 113 dollars and 67 cents worth of adults in coloring books janus it's not me you hate janice it's not me me i'm sorry someone what are you sorry for me cargo shorts being considered unfashionable as a conspiracy created by women who are jealous of men's clothes having actual pockets you can put stuff in does a weak piece sign collapses and dies anyone else gay and bad at life people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying i crap post when i'm feeling down but you always crap post you walk into a room in an abandoned house and you see him hello [ __ ] therapist i want you to say something positive about yourself me i have eyes today i was vibing jolene and i absently sung your beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair but you don't really care for music do ya and then my programming crashed it goes like this the fourth the fifth the minor fall the major lift i'm begging of you please don't take my man [Music] still freaks me up that the davinci dude it's a professional tag team wrestlers and one of their common spots is just switching out without tagging while the ref is distracted cause they are identical twins and the winner of bake off is nine dismembered bodies this is like a cards against humanity in the upcoming batman film producers were afraid robert pattinson would not be able to defeat the riddler or solve his puzzles to ensure the success of the movie a script was written so the pattinson would know exactly what to say and how to best riddler in each scene this is the dumbest thing i have ever heard robert pattinson is not expected to defeat the riddler or solve the latter's puzzles batman is expected to do so all pattinson had to do is read the script and enact it in front of the camera surely the producers realize this robert pattinson is the only thing standing between you and the riddler's antics right now and this is how you treat him this is how people five foot four and under unload the washer who is she where is her vogue spread beaches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he consoled you ps five years ago [Music] me after some aureus the truth is out there we have to hang out this summer yeah for sure crying about school is the lamest crap ever because after you get done drying your tears you don't feel better because the work still isn't done and you just wasted 15 minutes horror movie bfs are always like you've been so mean slash distance since your mom died yesterday what's up with that executed publicly in king arthur's court for referring to the lady of the lake as a milf omg babe if it wasn't for quarantine i'd be over there right now i'd be bouncing on your like a pogo stick totally i'd be kissing the back of your neck while pinching those stiff little nipples and keep telling you what a good you are gay irl not this i think we all peaked on the 21st of october 2014. you're walking in the woods shia labeouf rob cantor loading ballista one thing about catwoman you know she's gonna cut a circle in the glass with her nail someone you're so dramatic me with a rose between my lips throwing glitter around dressed in evening wear during the day draping myself across a piano i have no idea what you're talking about thank you guys for watching another episode of the top 69 tumblr posts um i hope you enjoyed this one you know hold me accountable in the comments let me know if there's anything you like or you didn't like again if you liked the video please subscribe to the channel i would really appreciate it and i would also appreciate a like on the video um i hope that you all have a wonderful you know morning afternoon evening whatever time of day it is and i hope to see you all tomorrow guys peace out

Channel: Tumblr Central

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Rating: 4.9872203 out of 5

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Id: KEXG-52tNNI

Length: 11min 36sec (696 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 19 2020