TOP TIER TUMBLR POSTS V121

howdy folks welcome back to another top tumblr post episode today's episode 121. i hope you all enjoy it if you do feel free to drop a like comment and subscribe i appreciate it without further ado please sit back relax and enjoy the video just saw a white lady at walmart with a card full of wonder bread and i cannot tell you what i would have given to see that as normal this site has ruined me wonder bread is crap tear bread for eating maybe that's not what this post is about and the fact that you don't know that makes me envy you local tax collectors hate him man takes tax evasion to a whole new level house won't stop freaking moving i'm sorry but i think it's absurd that men have spent thousands of years writing philosophical essays on how to be a good person all while ignoring and or actively mistreating women who are in fact people i don't give a freak what aristotle said about ethics when he literally said women were inferior to men yup frick aristotle and men like him everyone feels robbed of ideal teenage years that don't really exist there's not going to be a nineties gene fantasy you stupid [ __ ] i hate how in the crueler trailer she's all people try to hold me down i'm woman hear me raw as though people are opposing her for misogynistic reasons and not because her primary motivation is skinning puppies margaret thatcher just gotta say we had a class in college on internet etiquette and how to present yourself professionally online and i don't know what they'd think if they even took butter passing glance at my crab lock me up and throw the key away oh ho ho and watches ten thousand rats scuttle to bring the key back to me for i'm the rat king of their fricker [Music] my friend in catholic school found out she was by shrekshaland and to bdsm when the nun spanked her for punishment and now she purposely gets into trouble to get spanx because orgasms don't grow on trees [Music] bringing this back because why not anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were yeah because handwriting and genre have so much in common every few minutes this post manages to make someone upset in new and exciting ways sometimes i blow on my ice cream before i take a bite have no idea why food is very temperature also brain no worry learn from soup know what do this is the tone in which my brain talks about everything [Music] reminder that it's okay to anonymous drop me a love letter okay me crunch down in front of my tomato plants examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves i'm going to freaking kill whoever did this i'm going to kill them for you don't worry babies i'm going to murder every single son of a [ __ ] who ever got a mouthful of you they'll die screaming my neighbor who i did not realize was also outside standing behind the fence oh okay you're talking to the plants okay i think we are all grown up enough to admit that pink actually is a nice color and the only reason people ever convinced themselves it isn't is because girls often young girls like it like look at these [Music] beautiful showstopping incredible brilliant lovely rara 10 months into quarantine it is a shame how it carried on rara rasputin i just want the damn vaccine [Music] what if one day five guys changed its name to four guys and never said anything about it gaslighting blood sacrifice new menu items at four guys damn what did the fifth guy do to get the other four to break up with him he's been exiled from the molecule then [Music] when you meet a new group of people and everyone starts sharing their pronouns call that a pronoun hoedown since saint valentine was also the patron saint of the plague let's celebrate this year's valentine's day by vaccinating your freaking children date of origin february 2015 1929 oops we crashed the stock market 2021 let's crash the stock market at this point the goal is just to create as much chaos as possible so we can all get book deals in the future fan fiction is the literal embodiment of if you want something done right do it yourself damn straight it's definitely not straight [Music] taylor how many songs do you want to drop at once taylor yes breaking swifties had discovered the concept of an album i tremble at the thought of a generation that has known nothing but spotify singles [Music] i'm in an ascocket crew my job is to step up to the driver's side window and give the racer a kiss on the lips while the rest of the crew is changing the tyres my grandpa was in a pit crew for the ind 500 back in the 70s and you know they were a bit more conservative back then so his job was to give the driver a firm handshake but casually and sincerely rub the back of the driver's hand with his thumb [Music] i have three moods skips every song on my ipod lets the music play without interruption plays the same song on repeat for days what's an ipod are you serious been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated [Music] also you know that one tweet where the guy was asking for help because he didn't want his cat to enter his room so he put a 25 pound weight in front of the door but the cat became strong enough to open the door so he put a 50 pound weight in front of the door but then the cap became strong enough to open that too that's literally the plot of heads [Music] a man sits at the deathbed of his mother-in-law she suffers very much and cries in agony oh i'm dying it hurts i'm gonna die soon she stops for a second and says well at least the weather is nice today the man says hey dear don't get distracted victor frankenstein your creation was gender non-conforming af okay girls let's kill each other disney channel original movie and chill [Music] me dangling hand off bed demon grabs it me what are we it's so bizarre when animated american films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place it makes no damn sense like is she more french than the rest of them why are these guys more scottish than the kids [Music] also aren't they vikings or something do you remember how loud computers used to be like you'd put a floppy in there and it would just freaking scream at you like a pterodactyl eating a corn cob [Music] let's talk about how insanely detailed the hands on the mannequins are at coles that's because coles uses real people who shoplift my balls are discord certified no they are not discord has certified your balls nice balls yeah we will certify them richard discord never question me how come there's a frowny face next to steam in my task manager girl what is the matter background processes frowny face lesbian competitive intercourse people on pixiv are having more fun with tags than we are it reads resubotoro or esputtle what's the tallest buildings in your city the library because it has the most stories i can't believe i'm being punder arrest aesthetic attraction is wild because it's like yes i'm a shrek show but i'm also very gay and women are extremely hot so basically to summarize no shreks only shrek see [Music] long sword glock but taser i had to do it remember when all that mattered was old town road by a little nasty when everything was beautiful and nothing hurt beauty and the beast is so funny imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how freaking strange yet freakable you are this doesn't happen to you yeah right cause massive traffic and transit disruptions in nyc every time i walk half a block to the boliga for a chopped cheese it only takes two ingredients to make a baby does that not blow our mind like at least there should be some flour or something yes i'm self-raising flour so we don't have to deal with the little crabs i'm literally an artist who doesn't create anything no i can't explain it to you redblocks your art in your head fantastic thoughts opie i don't think the joker chemicals really did all that when he fell in i think he just wanted an excuse to be like that joker the joker chemicals made me crazy arkham doctor that was a mild detergent joker he he ha ho he who [Music] capitalism cap a freaking piece of dog crap free market how about free freaking housing what a crapload of frigg a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they'd rotate to it i accidentally wrote english notes instead of english notes and i can't stop laughing england notes tour guide and here kids we have a newborn english that's just learning how to speak so look it's going to say something [Music] english cinderella trends for you trending and netherlands satan [Music] farts are funny prrrt okay laugh now freaking do it i haven't been able to laugh since the incident god i freaking did it again i'm hilarious [Music] till mcdonald's intentionally created exactly four different shapes for chicken nuggets according to the company three world been too few five world been like wacky dark mcdonald's show me the forbidden wacky nuggets on the mic at the comedy club men and women are so different when vents [Music] my fave conspiracy theory is that everything will turn out okay eventually we'll talk about piss sorry i didn't finish this post because tumblr wanted me to add a gif and this was the first one suggested and i was laughing too hard to remember what i was going to say [Music] i'm an overly emotional unemotional clingy but distant private person who likes to overshare at any moment and i'm still trying to figure out how that works [Music] i think that lesbians should have more shreks with each other girl we are in a panorama girl help there are people glorifying politicians priest do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded gal pal have you ever felt emotionally attached to a video game character yes if yes which one luigi mum finney sent for bardoin stuff shut africa candice our son claims to be pro-life dies anyway is truly the gift that keeps on giving we can get endless mileage out of it thank you to whomever concocted this perfect little phrase and thank you especially to antonin scalia for setting the ball rolling here laddie dimitrisku from resident evil wouldn't freak you baby girl you are preventing me from fast traveling hits you with another fireball evil park with a sign that says please feed the bears we are trying to make them as fridge up as possible all male characters i like are my wifes and my girlfriends thank you all so much for watching episode 121 i hope that you all enjoyed it again if you did feel free to drop a like comment and subscribe uh now that you're done watching the video feel free to go tune in to my stream i scheduled it to be a bit later so that more people could access it that's what some people in the comments expressed an interest in they said they would prefer a later stream so that's what i'm doing i don't think i have anything else so i hope that you all have a wonderful morning evening afternoon night whatever time of day it is for you and i'll see you all tomorrow with episode 122. peace out guys [Music] foreign

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Id: r7OugFn1F1g

Length: 14min 17sec (857 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 21 2021