TOP TIER TUMBLR POSTS V126

sometimes when i'm cooking i adjust the heat a little but for no discernible reason just because it matches the vibes to do so [Music] you are growing from this you are growing from this you are growing from this me talking to the dinosaur palette i just put in a glass of water i'm laughing so hard we are taking our math exam and some girl just yelled out there's no way i got 11 million as my freaking answer december 2019 release of cats movie things going to crap the universe decides to punish humanity new love language is dropped i saw it all in a dream boobs eating together theft pure devotion which makes you turn a blind eye to the rest of the world salvation through your lover's touch going through grief together blood hate languages physical violence acts of disservice words of malice gift removing wretched time what are you talking about it's always been called gas licking are you okay so someone once called my old english teacher immature because at this point he was spinning around on a wheelie chair and he said yeah but the truth is we never really grow up we just masquerade as adults because that's what we are expected to do and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone [ __ ] around on a swivel chair some of you people don't clean the lint tray in between loads and i can tell just by the way you post frick does lint have to do with busting loads lol though like clothes this post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that come comes before laundry on tumblr.org right so when i started my sociology course in college my teacher started us off with well i guess we have to do ice breakers i'm john and i fear bears why do i fear bears because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and chester zoo is 30 miles away that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour why would a bear be here because they can smell fear and i fear them are you telling me they are making a cruel movie and she's not even a milf this is the most valid criticism i've seen on the cruella deville tag so far cruel is not even a milf number one victory royally air fortnight we about to get down 10 kills on the board right now just wiped out tomato town [Music] today's cursed kim the grinch from homestuck the who from what would you rather being structurally attracted to fruits or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby the more i think about this the less sure i'm of my answer beach this ain't hard do you want to meet someone with a child and try to eat that crap can't be jet in bonus every time i get groceries meat doesn't belong in the produce section i wanna make food for somebody i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet when you can see a minions bulge through its overalls what the frick kind of post is this what the frick what the frick every day we stray from god's light 34 ways your girlfriend is macro cheating and totally getting away with it 29 addressing a man by his name unexpectedly eg hey dog instead of just hay which breeds a strangely powerful sense of intimacy my girlfriend refers to a man with his personal name me he can't keep getting away with it trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse welsh remember when that's so raven hannah montana and the sweet life of jack and cody did a mashup episode and it was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to you why can't doctor who supernatural and sherlock do this do you realize what the death toll would be they're holding hands i want them dead presidents know is me every day in school when i see couples in the hallways the first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway i panicked and i broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this if you think this was a badass moment you need to remember i'm five foot and my bag was a lucky star back and i was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog shaped umbrella you are my hero watching chopped host contestants your ingredients are onions guava juice stale crackers and spider legs me how the frick contestant i was so excited to see these ingredients in my basket i immediately knew what to make me what what the [ __ ] write out the name donkey kong but replace the d in donkey with the first consonant of your first name and replace the k in kang with the first consonant of your last name that is your official dk crew name it's literally monkey doll it's literally monkey darn sweatpants that say sweatpants on the ass this is my favorite frame from this dude's entire animation is for long gentle eyes a man runs into a bank pulls out a gun and robs the teller he then turns the gun on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks did you see me rob this bank the man stammered yes bang the robber shoots him he then turns the gun on the married couple next in line points the gun at the wife and demands did you see me rob this bank the wife quickly responds no but my husband did do you have 67 protons because you're a hoe you know i'm something of a scientist myself if anybody ever tells you that you suck look them straight in the eyes and say not for free mega storms sweep uranus me after chipotle [Music] the bible said adam and eve so i slept with them both well it's the bible not the straight bible i'm just following the book i'm gonna cry psa if an english person says anything about t having tea having someone round 40 it does not mean they will literally be drinking tea tea means dinner we mean we are having dinner are you serious yes so then how do you invite someone for tea with tea and scones and jam and stuff that kind of tea how are you supposed to phrase that do you want to come over for a cuppa someone finally did it in 7th grade english class we had to write how to essays so i wrote how to get rid of a dead body and it ended up winning a contest but i was also sent to guidance where's that cat i know he came this way my history professor told me today that he likes the way i look vaguely pissed off during class first name michelle cannot contain bad word hell are you clapping me i'm so sorry but if you have works at tumblr on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as you possibly can okay i'm tired of the bull crap where's the queen mosquito if i beat her ass all the other ones die right how many health bars does she have you may unfollow me but you can never deny that you like my blog enough to make the conscious decision to follow me in the first place is this orange or yellow [Music] it's yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now hey op what does this say nice try but i'm not color blind it says 71 [Music] am i tripping is that not 71 you're slightly colorblind that is 74 and the color of the car is orange some of you beaches are trying your hardest to stay positive and hopeful despite all the bull crap you've been going through and it really shows and i'm proud of you t.i.l bluesman r.l burnside killed a man and said i didn't mean to kill nobody i just meant to shoot the son of a beach in the head him dying was between him and the lord that's pretty badass way to admit to murder men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day oh my god last year the dudes on my class have done it and they got all called in the principal's room but they didn't get in trouble because they said exactly it but those rules are only for girls i'm not even joking heroes ships ms couples but in an unmistakably bishrectual way everything is fun and games until you erase panda's black mark on their eyes sweet moses nypd out here protecting wall street bull we deserve more elegant metaphors you'll remember that story in the bible about moses condemning the people idol worshipping a golden calf statue or like man i love your music you funky man but the saxophone is going to the side of his face how do you make the music computers [Music] conspiracy theory people on other social media sites keep saying tumblr is dead so they can mine us for resources without anyone else going to the source half the comments on any given tumblr screen should post a like wow i miss tumblr shame it died and the last screenshot if there are trees you aren't alone i can't tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning that's entirely up to the trees i'm so tired of discourse everybody just stop talking right now quiet library time only thinking no talking gonna start random discourse now living in a a firm smack on the ass is just as important as a kiss to the forehead if you do them at the same time their body takes a screenshot but be careful [Music] hello frog do you have any wisdom to share [Music] kill york post paul mccartney and john lennon once together just two guys being dudes lol these are the same guys that were in the beatles they called them the beatles because they be beating dick walk into the club like 13m looking for after sabah ahi meme whimper the face he makes when he wants cuddles food or yeah did you have something to say do you want to finish the thought the sniper got them cheeseburger cringe baby three seconds before getting waterboarded looking at my friend requests i'm dead wanna hook up deletes facebook i'm a murderer kills you so as to emphasize my point i'm not dead i'm diamond see you soon i want this on my tombstone baby girl you are unhinged like some sort of an object that can be taken off its hinges [Music] i'm pretty sure hiccup is the steve i win of dragons hiccup how i see that dragon there that's a skrill one of the most deadly dragons they say one shock is enough to kill you hiccup hiccup hiccup i'm gonna touch it anxiety needs empathy in defense of mansplaining help my head is splitting in half turns out you can just say anything who's granny smith where she's getting all of these damn apples fun fact granny smith is nabbed after merrier and smoothie through his mort b b h n h g j each day i learned some more thank you for the share living deliriously are you still in the sinkhole yes i'm still in the sinkhole [Music] i hate everyone being like i can't believe how unhygienic we used to live i'm never going back even after covered blah blah okay i'm literally going to lick the floor at the grocery store if the joker man ever said to me you wanna know how i got these scars or whatever i would just be like no the funny thing about that is that he wouldn't wait for you to respond regardless of what you intended to say so would any man in the world he is not special [Music] best genre is everything that isn't a wrong combat kind of definitely still is a rom-com venom gone girl hannibal the lighthouse the nice guys [Music] howdy folks welcome back i hope that you all enjoyed talk to your tumblr episode 127. if you did feel free to drop a like comment and subscribe to the channel i would greatly appreciate it again as you can tell i'm in the same clothes in the same spot so if you tell me am i staying here for 24 hours straight or am i out of time recording all these in one big club you guys have to decide you know i obviously can't decide for you um we're on the road to 12 000 subscribers or at least we are when i'm recording this again you have to decide when i am recording this so if you haven't subscribed already i'd really appreciate it if you do also let me know if you like this format better um with just an extra long outro more free form free form free flowing uh than before i don't think i have anything else to say so i hope that you all have a wonderful morning evening afternoon night whatever time of day it is for you and i'll see you all tomorrow episode 127 peace out guys [Music] you

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Id: 2h4QuJb8tiU

Length: 15min 5sec (905 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 26 2021