Top 8 Don Draper Quotes | Mad Men Compilation

well i hate to break it to you but there is no big lie there is no system the universe is indifferent fear stimulates my imagination let's take it a little slower i don't want to wake up right on the record please i've never heard of that anything else you know what don't wake me up and throw your failures in my face it's sunday for christ's sake i give you money you give me ideas you never say thank you that's what the money is for pr people understand this but they can never execute it if you don't like what is being said change the conversation the good news is our friends at the cereal company have been grounded in philly due to wind what's good about that and the bad news is we only have an hour before we do with the cleos sorry kids game called on a kind of wind well if it's all about a send-off i'll have a seven and seven you have legs done make it simple but significant it's friday for all we know they're going to turn around and go home and we'll have to reschedule is joan going with you yes we only had four tickets there'd be a lot of other people's clients there thank you joan peggy anything i have work to do the bride's room is dirty seats with me really uh can you get around over here jack daniels gotchas sounds like a great idea anyway it turns out the spanish cat and i have mucho simpatico with the direction that we talked about going with the theater of the people thing conscious drama not the soulless [ __ ] kept alive by the middle class their season tickets to dick van dyke and mary martin i bet don here can tell you firsthand broadway is the birthplace of mediocrity well maybe it's born there but i think it may be conceived right here jamaica and take off residents in rye new york [Applause] thank you don look i am so what do you do don i blow up bridges don's in advertising no way madison avenue what a gas we all have to serve somebody perpetuating lie how do you sleep at night a bed made of money isn't this an education you hucksters and your tower created a religion of mass consumption people want to be told what to do so badly that they'll listen to anyone when you say people i have a feeling you're talking about thou and i have a feeling that you spent more time on your hair this morning than she did you want to head to the urinals and poop it out what do you want joey taped it to joan's window really yes and it's disrespectful to joe it's disrespectful to me narrative forced perspective you sure joey did this yes i told him not to well i wouldn't tolerate that if i were you but you have no problem with it i didn't say that look peggy just go fire him me i thought you would go out there and yell at him yell at him fire him look believe me you do not want me involved in this people will think you're a tattletail dr miller has arrived send her in you want some respect go out there and get it for yourself oh i'm sorry have a seat what's wrong how can i possibly know what you like to eat i thought you were looking forward to this i don't know what we're doing we're having dinner together and i'm sorry but i guess it was a stupid idea to think we could spend time together outside of your maids room just because they cleared their place settings doesn't mean we're alone is that what's bothering you that everything worked out perfectly and you enjoy how foolish they both look now i understand [Applause] you want to feel shitty right up until the point where i take your dress off because i'm going to do that you want to skip dinner fine but don't pretend and what if she had come the evening would be just the same only would be someone else's dress what are you talking about weren't you the one who told me you were drifting apart isn't that what this was about i want you i want you all the time and if you suddenly decided you want something more than that well then that's news isn't it so have you decided i don't know have you he'll have the stake diabolo and i'll have the branzino anything to start no we're in a bit of a hurry i understand one of our copywriters took a uh yet a wallander-sized misstep the girl the tightrope walker i got her off the sidewalk with a hose last week the point is we completely understand your problem all we want to know is how we can help you're supposed to tell me well i've done all i can done in the interest of time you want to demolish penn station and new york hates it not all of new york a vocal minority can they stop it well i think all the hubbub is making it unpleasant for but they can't stop it can they why do people insist on making us sound like villains your concern over public opinion shows a guilty conscience and what good is that serving you if what is to be done is already underway i'll leave those bring a couple of iceberg wedges blue cheese bacon so let's say i don't have a guilty conscience good and let's also say that change is neither good or bad it simply is it can be greeted with terror or joy a tantrum that says i want it the way it was or a dance that says look it's something new would you draw the line at 50 not drawing a line at all pr people understand this but they can never execute it if you don't like what is being said change the conversation what is that conversation i was in california everything is new and it's clean the people are filled with hope new york city is in decay but madison square garden it's the beginning of a new city on a hill just like that it's true isn't it if i were to come to you i don't want that kid on my account the communist the radical i will handle it personally what's wrong with you i don't know what do they want you to do i don't know yes you do do it do whatever they say peggy listen to me get out of here and move forward this never happened it will shock you how much it never happened i know you saw me i thought you were hiding from someone that was a bold last-minute decision going with your idea i thought it was more what they wanted well we'll never know will we because they never heard mine look i don't like going in with two ideas it's weak and you don't want to be weak so you picked yours and they bought it which is our goal isn't it what do i care i got a million of them a million good i guess i'm lucky you worked for me i feel bad for you i don't think about you at all you could have just told me it was your birthday right and there'd be no repercussions so now this is my fault well it's not my fault you don't have a family or friends or anywhere else to go go go run to him like in the movies you don't have to be here i do have to be here because of some stupid idea from danny who you had to hire because you stole his other stupid idea because you were drunk don't get personal because you didn't do your work and by the way i know it kills you but guess what there is no danny's idea everything that comes in here belongs to the agency you mean you as long as you still work here is that a threat because i've already taken somebody up on one of those tonight relax you know what here's a blank piece of paper why don't you turn that into glow coat are you out of your mind you gave me 20 ideas and i picked out one of them that was a kernel that became that commercial so you remember i do it was something about a cowboy congratulations no it was something about a kid locked in a closet because his mother was making him wait for the floor to dry which is basically the whole commercial it's a kernel which you changed just enough so that it was yours i changed it into a commercial what are we gonna shoot him in the dark in the closet that's the way it works there are no credits on commercials you got the clio it's your job i give you money you give me ideas you never say thank you that's what the money is for you're young you will get your recognition and honestly it is absolutely ridiculous to be two years into your career and counting your ideas everything to you is an opportunity and you should be thanking me every morning when you wake up along with jesus for giving you another day oh come on i'm sorry about your boyfriend okay

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Length: 12min 8sec (728 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 17 2021