C'mon, please work. Please Yyess! Drake! And of course, no Drake would be complete without A Josh That's not Josh Salty only cares about attention not his audience Spot on. Here sits a little island in the middle of the ocean. This place is all yours. It just needs a name. Oh sweet it fits Undertale Two Uh, I'm a grown-up. Okay, I'm outgoing and I'm a trendsetter I'm fabulous Michael Jackson Yep this works Okay, he's outgoing and a trendsetter, so he's exactly the same as me. Great Yeah, I spawned him into existence Your name is not Jacko, you can't fool me you bitch Oh, this is good. Yeah, I'm gonna teach you a phrase Touched some kids He's easygoing and he- he's a buddy Trustworthy and considerate, puts his or her friends first, works hard to make sure everyone gets along with each other He's confident and a designer Look at him punching in those numbers. Oh, he's outgoing and an entertainer Yes, it's Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks He's outgoing and he's an entertainer! All works. Okay, cool He's a confident and he's a go-getter She's easygoing, a dreamer. She ain't gotta dream about nothing she's fucking rich There's a catch about Markiplier. Can you tell anything that's wrong? M-Markiplier's a fucking girl for whatever fucking reason my friend made Markiplier a girl And no, I'm not changing it. Hello everybody, it's me, Markiplier I'm hot Wow is that Markiplier from Five Nights at Freddy's? Who's the new hot chick that just moved in? Okay, that's all the time I've got Outgoing and a trendsetter Confident and an adventurer What should Michael Jackson say when he's worried, chat? I actually like that. Shamona! It's not even close! It's not even fucking close Zimbabwe That's not funny. It's not funny at all We're gonna give Alvin the firefighter uniform Here you go, Alvin Oh, he loves it! He fuckin' loves it. Even better. How do you like it Alvin? What the fuck does that mean Somebody wants to play a game. Oh, it's- it's Markiplier. What game do you want to play Mark? You wanna you wanna play Five Nights at Freddy's? You want to play some Bendy and the Ink Machine? Pancakes. It's probably cracker Dammit You motherfucker, Mark Let's give uh, the Miis simpl- why is everybody in my apartment? Staring at the ceiling Sans is the name And uh Being Ness from Earthbound is my game LolXD in chat asks: do you have any tips for the book that I'm writing? Well, I'm a writer myself And I will say Definitely lay out your story before writing and if you can include vore I would highly suggest that People really like vore nowadays, and you're gonna attract a really large audience if you have a little bit of vore How do you feel about Plain white bread He liked it. He wasn't super crazy about it or anything, but he liked it Chat, what would you do if there was like a press conference and Donald Trump walked out and Gave a press conference wearing this outfit with that hair That is so you What is this What the fuck are y-... the Mona Lisa What the fuck is this Oh God, it's fucking Dio This is so easy It's the Freak Phone He's confident. He's an adventurer. He's outgoing and a charmer! It's perfect Independent and an artist, I think that this is the first artist that we've gotten I don't know what this one is What the actual fuck are you E Just easygoing and an optimist, let's see where this takes us Oh no Which one of you fuckers, which one of you fuckers sent this to me I hate you Morty! Really love the, the QR codes that aren't labeled It's, it's like a myst- It's like a mystery grab-bag Like for example, whatever this one is. Oh It's Hitler, what is this? Who are you? Oh my god it's Paul Blart What the fuck are you? Oh, it's Cthulhu, okay, it's fine everybody, it's Cthulhu This fucker doesn't like plain white bread I already hate him. Let's test the compatibility thing. Good idea, chat. Let's do that No No, I don't like this If one of them puts in some real effort, no telling what could happen down the road N- no! Come on please. Oh my god, yes, this match is clearly meant to be okay. Sans and Markiplier We're gonna get them together Okay, Cthulhu Ooh I bet you would. The souls of the Damned Or some white bread. This is a bad idea. This is a bad idea already. This is not meaty at all. I will upset Cthulhu Cthulhu strangely liked it. We can't stop thinking about Dick. Damn it! Schlong Damn it! Pee... Peepee Ooh, Morty Hey hey hey It's me, Bill Cosby Is this formal, Bill? Well, that's not formal Was that Alvin It's fucking Alvin. How terrified would you be if Alvin and the Chipmunk broke into your home and were spying on you like that Never mind, never mind, it'll be d- ebuhbuh, by the way, by the way Drake, you're stealing my heart, Drake. Did anyone expect this ship? When you came to this stream were you're expecting Drake and Josh to be a couple Oh my god Drake is in the "You Know I Had to do it to 'em" pose Yes, yes I do Dude, fuck! that's exactly what I sound like. Salty I just sent you a Lucky Luciano code on Twitter Let me check it out, my dog You see I don't know I don't know whether to add Lucky Luciano because I feel like I feel like you guys are lying to me and when you give me the Lucky Luciano QR code The, I, I just, I just don't trust you guys. I'll add the Lucky Luciano code that you sent me This better be true, or I'll be very upset with you This better be Lucky Luciano. I swear to God You lied to me, you cheated me, and you expect me to Sit down and take this What's your deal? Where is your nose? Where is your nose? Where is it? Is it here Where the fuck did you sneeze from? Salty let's go to the beach for votes. It's a good idea Subs or dubs Finally the age-old question answered Of course you would say that You heard it here first, folks I'm unsure what I expected. This is the trendy choice says Alvin It's It's Lucky Luciano Okay Somebody, somebody who has Photoshop Please. You know what to do Who the fuck are you Oh my god it's Doc, I-it's M&M Dr. Phil Obviously We have to change his, his color to green because if he's dr. Phil M&M Go kill yourself. Nobody likes you It's spot on It's spot on Everybody hates you, you would be better off dead, just go kill yourself This is Brawler, oh this is the Super Smash Bros. Mii This is the most gen- generic Mii I've ever seen. I shall call him Normal Man He'll sweep you off your feet with his normal charm Yes, you're very basic, my friend Like Brawler is the most basic bitch of all the Miis When you think basic bitch, you should think of this Mii For example, what should you say when I'm worried? I'm worried Somebody in chat said that not only should he say I'm worried but you should have no gesture at all the most basic of all bitches That is amazing Sorry, what are you? Peace sign? Yeah, I'll register. He is slightly relaxed, um, a little bit quirky You know what I'm saying? You know what i'm saying in chat, you know what i'm talk- We are advancing as a society He's independent, a free spirit. This is the second free spirit that we've gotten today Ralph? From famous movie Wreck-it Ralph? Let's check out one from too high for aim-7 Check out their most recent QR code. All of them have their names cropped. So I don't know who it is Paul Is this just some guy named Paul No It's Paul again how many Paul's are you gonna send? Why do people want me to keep Paul? Which wait- which Paul are we talking here? Are we talking about basic Paul or Paul beard, bearded Paul because we can only have one Paul I don't know who this man is But his name will be Paul and his last name will be Paul Paul lives. He's independent and an artist Look at him go What the fuck is he doing? Easygoing and an optimist. Look at him. Look at him hopping around he's having a grand old time Confident and a designer if Guy Fieri doesn't friend the burger Then this will be all for naught Yeah, I only got a veggie burger see how he likes a veggie burger He'd like it. He's one step away from cannibalism Mick ride Who the- who the fuck is Mick Ride? Inkling Inkling Bitvh. Beedvh. Bith Vdivth The proper pronunciation of... Bitvthfth Is uh Bifththvffth Check out my new food. There is, there's a hotdog Oh Oh there's lasagna on this island? We need to make sure to get a lot of that because a very special person should be joining this island soon If you know what I mean Oh Yes I eat, Jon. It's what I do He's here He's got to have a good meal. He hates Mondays But he loves lasaga! There're no plans on Mondays you fat fucker cat. Oh my god, oh my god guys, it's time. It's time! Oh my god. Oh my god, here it comes He loves lasagna! Who the fuck are you? Oh, it's Danny DeVito Yes, it's Vsauce. Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Where are your fingers? Yes Yes! This is terrifying He's outgoing and a trendsetter Look at you Ricky, look at you, you beautiful bastard. You know, this- this looks like something that you'd wear He loves it. Ricky loves it Oh Oh Oh my god, it's Bonnie from the famous video game series Five Nights at Freddy's Can we not? Can we just, can we just not and say that we did Megan! This one is Steve I'm really hoping Steve from- I was thinking Steve from Minecraft But Steve Harvey is like 30 times better. They did it. They made the perfect Mii Oh god yes, please. Wow me I'm gonna say yes, because I feel like you might smite me, Cthulhu, if I don't say it was hilarious That's how he feels when he develops Smash Bros. Do you have a new fighter due now Sakurai? Is it gonna be the new fighter for Super Smash Bros? Oh my god Of course it is, Markiplier, you motherfucker Oh, hey, did we just get our first sub? While I was memeing super hard, thank you for subscribing. I will come to your house and spit in your mouth Thicc Dear Lord Thhhhhicc Outgoing and a leader Velma from Scwebbe Doo. Whoa. Yo check this out Whoa, I think my brain is melting right now Ente- we got an entertainer This is legit the perfect Pipimi-mi, like look at- look at that Yeah, that's pretty good yeah, yeah, no, that's great. Yeah that works You see those are some catchy lyrics Easygoing and a dreamer Oh Drake would love you. Oh my god Yes, please, please What the fuck Here you go Reggie Oh, he went on vacation alone In Hawaii Souvenir? A Keychain I gave you a ticket to Hawaii and you came back and gave me a keychain Thanks Reggie Oh my god, it's Garfield versus Fat Albert Epic Rap Battles of History Garfield Versus Fat Albert Oh fuck, Garfield just got fucking nailed Yo Cool Cat's about to get some puss That's insanely rude. He's going to go make a friend. Please, please work out Yes! They're friends Now we can nudge them closer together until they, they start dating and gonna get married and have weird crossbreeded Cool Cat / Popuko babies What the- Drake what happened? No, not Thicc! You guys were so, so good together Yes Drake do it. I'm your biggest fan. Okay here comes will he pull it off? Come on Drake you got this boy. You got this Yes! There's still hope Good fucking Lord, why is that so accurate? He's independent and a thinker. You have to be a thinker when you know as much math as Baldi does Bro, oh God. Oh no, it's the guy from the yo mama cartoons Oh, it's me Brody. Auugh Fuck Can you just say yo mama as loud as you can in your Brody voice YO MAMA Oh it's Homer I love him Sorry, vommed a little bit in my mouth there Have you guys ever seen 3LameStudio's animations Hey Marge, ha ha ha ha. Look at this human child. It is yellow like us Homer that's not one of us that's Frisk from Undertale Confident and a designer, that does not sound like Homer but we're gonna take it The islands becoming a little bit of a sausage fest if you don't mind me saying Somebody else sent in to me at CB cyborg and it's called Jimmy By sockman What the actual fuck are you Jimmy Sockman What the fuck are you I needed a picture for proof look at them lips Someone please come get you man's I don't know who this Makes me laugh though Outgoing, he's a leader Jimmy Sockman everybody It's Marge! Oh. I'm definitely gonna need to change your hair color, Marge I wonder how far back you can go Let's just see how far back we can go. Oh this is discrimination so nobody that was born before the 1900s Can be in this game Nintendo that is discriminatory That is ageist I'm Marge My nickname is Marge Homer I'm easygoing, and I'm your buddy Please love me But I will add Hatsune Miku because we need more females Wow, she is fucking decked out Miku you may know her from Her concerts but she has a brand new song that she's debuting here on the stream right now So I hope that you enjoy it Peetahh Ooh, uh, mmm, why does everybody horrible want to be friends with me? Okay I don't want it to happen Okay, please? Nooo Agh Oh my god. What is happening? What is this? Definitely It's Marge Wh-what is happening? What does that mean? Would you like to meet my parents Starring Marge and Popuko Oh Lucky Luciano, you minx. Oh you Oh you dog You don't like the blouse? You don't like the fucking blouse? You don't like the fucking blouse?! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes That's very disturbing Please don't laugh at that. That's disturbing It's Danny DeVito I said- I said it- I said, it's Danny DeVito. There we go Of course you like it This looks wrong. He's like a chipmunk, but also a hamster. He's like some sort of crossbreed Look how strong he is, look at him, look at him go Oh my god Yes, yes. Yes. Great match Oh my god, here it comes They're gonna, they're gonna get together, they're gonna get together I swear to god I-I like this question: who has no interest in revolving doors Now everybody here has a very substantial interest in revolving doors Who would rather be Disguises, that's not a question that could work Louis, Louis is so excited to be disguises Oh Guy Fieri wants to talk too Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives! Diners! Drive in! Dive! D-dick Perfect! Just like the real Guy Fieri Oh, Fine wine. You don't want to decorate your head. Y-you're fine wine! You don't, you don't got, you don't got uh Hats and stuff You're wine Fine wine is dead. That is worrying. I'm gonna give Jimmy the sewing machine. I want to see what he makes with it Jimmy nice, nice, that's good Jimmy you made a fursuit This is not fashion Jimmy, that is a fucking fursuit Fursuit! You made a fursuit! Oh my god Oh my god! Welcome to Baldi's Basics! What the fuck is up My guy? You wanna go smoke crack in the bathroom? Where is your nose? Where is Jimmy's nose? Is your nose in your mouth Jimmy has only one orifice on his face. And that's his mouth. His- his nose is inside of his mouth The plot thickens I can't make him sneeze. I gotta shove the feather down his throat like swab it like- Let's check out the interiors Horror? Well that's pretty spooky actually peed myself a little bit when I open that up Photorealistic $1000 don't mind if I do. Do I have a surprise for you? Coming this summer Jimmy is coming into real life, New York City This isn't an interior Jimmy. You're in real world, New York City One of my favorite tropes in Animated movies nowadays like where it's like a- only animated characters But in like a real world setting is when they show up in real life in New York City Like the fucking Smurfs the Smurfs Papa Smurf, where are we? Well, it looks like we're in real life, New York City That's what I was hoping that the Sonic the Hedgehog movie would be, but it's confirmed not to take place in New York City Which makes me sad This time, He's not fucking around I'm not fucking around This time he's out for blood I'm out for blood. Oh my god, yes Look at Jimmy's form Look at him go wait, watch, watch this Any minute now? Ohh my god The form, the facial expression His sweet abs Everything is perfect The final judgement And pineapple pizza wins Shut the hell up bitch Do they want Sonic or do they want Mario with a cock Everybody was super into Mario with a cock. The age-old rivalry will finally be will finally be settled Go. Oh my god Only one Islander likes Minecraft, who is it? Yeah, okay he's trash Steve Harvey is superior to God. I'm sorry. What the fuck is this? I don't feel comfortable with this Summertime You heard it here first folks Miku loves spaghetti Homie I love rolling around on the floor It makes me feel closer to the earth Who's good at being shot? What the actual fuck. It's official Jimmy is the most interesting Islander that we have What the fuck What the fuck are you I kind of love her already Look how big her fucking forehead is Her na-- her full name is small short What is that voice Chat I think we may have a match for Jimmy As we can see Ralph is enjoying summer Sun When Ralph isn't wrecking it, he's on the beach tanning First time catching your stream because you always stream at like 1 o'clock a.m. For me. Oh, sorry, buddy. I stream at like 2 o'clock for me Why do I stream so late? Well, I hate myself Shit have I never fed Michael Jackson up until now? Yeah, shit, I'd never fed Michael Jackson. That's a sentence I never thought I'd be saying today. Ooh prawn salad Mm-hmm. How does that sound, huh, Michael Jackson? You want it? You want it? You want it? Yeah, you want it? Yeah. Okay. There you go How do you feel about plain white bread? Oh my god. Oh my god. She's the only Islander to love Plain, white bread. To absolutely love it. It's the only thing she likes to eat Once again, we take a trip down Sewing lane with Jimmy All right, I mean it's not a fursuit you're doing better Jimmy. What does the frying pan do I don't think you can cook with just a frying pan Hey ladies Jimmy's single and he's a jack-of-all-trades Jimmy. Jimmy! Jimmy. You can't You can't cook a strawberry Oh my god You don't cook for 30 minutes and then come out with the tray Sealed and then pull it open and be like voila my masterpiece and it's just the strawberry. How does that even fucking happen? You didn't cook shit So somebody in chat just suggested that we feed Jimmy his own strawberry and I'm very much behind that So, let me get this straight Jimmy you made that strawberry You've materialized it in to thin air and you gave it to me and you don't even like strawberries. Let's give him a camera Let's see what he gives us. What should I take? Something something uh, someone we know. Aww Everybody building a sandcastle you see Jimmy, that's nice. That's nice. Wha- wh... Wh-What? What? Huh? What? What the fuck does that even mean. I'm giving you a push. I'm trying my hardest. We've been in Jimmy's room for like 20 minutes, but it can't He's like a car crash. I can't look away All your fans are belong to me You know, this just proves that Jimmy knows what memes are He didn't change at all Are you sure you're a kid and you're not just like, hallucinating, Jimmy? Jimmy is reliving His childhood once again, we get to see what Jimmy was like when he was a kid. Oh my god This is the first time Jimmy has ever seen his reflection and he's trying to kill himself. I can't- I can't joke about this one. This is just adorable This is so sweet How can Jimmy be such a fuckin moron in one scene and then be adorable and next Turn right back into a grown-up He doesn't change. He's fucking immortal. We gotta give Jimmy a travel ticket. Where will Jimmy go That is the question In Africa It really does Jimmy Jimmy don't pose in front of a sleeping lion in the wild What the fuck is wrong with you That was so beautiful You're watching Mii news A talking origami crane was discovered in a town drainpipe yesterday I'm sorry, what? medical who first saw it but walked right past said it made me uncomfortable. I want to look fucking smoking hot To be honest, I don't like this all that much but you know fucking whatever Now I look great huh, what's five plus-
No This song really speaks to me
