Tomodachi Life in 2022

the epic saga continues [Music] this is blowing my mind it's been so long it's been like a year where is my boy there he is hey bud how are you been he's got to use salty's little lie i can't recall the last time you talk don't look at me let's check in on the noid i i don't think i've ever talked to the noid when i added him to the island my name's annoying i love being the guy i i didn't i never talked to him this is the first time that i visited the noid i'd love to try a new hair color do you have hair what color should i use um red he just sprays it on his walnut cap i love it wow you look totally different oh wait lucky luciano is dreaming i want to see what he's dreaming about what two i wonder once more i feel way more energized always tweet the [ __ ] out oh my god so did he just materialize a red bell pepper by dreaming about it or like am i missing something here if you could do anything you wanted tomorrow what would you do oh yes only these four options you can't do anything else sleep me too i've been sleepy all day i see i saw earlier let's check out the news i forgot you're watching me a giant new monster was cited in undertale park today when a giant creature what the hell is that we asked some islanders isn't cosplaying as it freaking godzilla shows up and there's the one guy in godzilla cosplay that they interview that's bill cosby at this this freaking moment what does he eat oh no he's eating cake i looked at the fork and i thought it was ravioli ravioli cake what do you think dio is thinking about how do i kill the jokestars that sounded more like joel than it did dio yes that's right i am back you dildo don't speak don't speak [Music] you really really why'd you pay me for that no stop take it back i'm just trying to be a nice friend to pat you on the head you don't gotta make it weird since you're already here let's play okay what do you think it is um gold bar [Music] what do you think it is roasted chestnuts what do you think it is green pepper it's a tea it's pepper congrats give me give me money or gift big box hotel toiletries that's not worth anything thanks [ __ ] eminem dr phil oh wait what the [ __ ] what's that do i have something on my face i i think you might have been hit with like a bat and that's just a blood wound there's a flower petal on your head is that my voice is that my voice is that what i sound like every single time i think that this game stops with the new weird [ __ ] it just continues let's add some knees oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i need to add this one you'll understand why when you see it yeah yeah why the [ __ ] do you guys do this why do you do this to me spongebob why am i in a shitty ds game please let this be who i think it is no no this is not ninja fortnite what the hell are you this looks like if if ocarina of time ganondorf had like a daughter and then he proceeded to kick that daughter in the face chat give me a name for this it's jimmy's mom i like gandora and dora this is you know no this this isn't jimmy's mother this is this is jimmy's adopted sister show feet asking for a friend besides the fact that that's obviously foot fetish stuff i think a feat cam would probably do wonders for this stream imagine the first stream with a foot cam on the bottom right of gameplay this character is just called matt oh my god it's it's the mat the map that's always the high level me in all the wii sports games finally we have the most powerful character in all of me creation his birthday will be 6 10 and the year will be 1970. i must appease the god oh good choice marge has always had good experiences with people with orange hair i'm just sitting around doing nothing in my empty apartment would you like to meet my parents oh they hit it off oh she is definitely going to meet her parents like like an ice cream sandwich i probably can't provide i don't think i have that at all i could give you like lasagna oh he loved it oh god scarce i totally forgot he was on this island hey guys is scarce even relevant anymore jesus christ half of these are so outdated sans i'd like some new clothes oh my god please tell me i have the proper outfit he looks just like he does in the game oh a cool hat oh i could give you a cool hat i hope you like your cool hat cool hat let's do one round of quirky questions oh we got we got quite the crowd who hides disguises who has tried falling in love who's good at eating pizza he's annoyed he knows he knows what he is who would rather be flippers good question matt would rather be flippers whatever the [ __ ] that means whose mother resembles family photos i would be afraid if she didn't [Music] everybody except for amy who can't live without frying potatoes [Music] amy's mother doesn't resemble any of their family photos but she can't live without frying potatoes that's feminism feminism is frying potatoes peace sign seems to be interested in somebody and i'm very curious to know who it is oh my god dude dude tell me i have feelings for velma do i'll help you how should i tell her okay okay um um sing a song where should i tell her um at the park at the park should i get changed first yes yes yes yes [ __ ] he doesn't have any clothes damn it okay you look great you look great just tell them just go for it like a team of hungry hats carrying off a fresh food you cart into my life and stole away my heart he's so off-key will you be my sweetheart sure my god holy [ __ ] a relationship holy [ __ ] they're gonna solve mysteries together and cause world peace let me tell you guys a story really quick the other day i was out with my friend gerber and i was testing out some method acting i had to stop it though because gerber told me that if i kept doing it that he would uh kick me out of his car i was method acting as as pewdiepie the the youtuber i was next to him in the car and i was like hey but uh for the rest of this stream i think that i will continue method acting as pewdiepie hey how's it going bros today we're back with another happy wheels let's play with pewdiepie i'm going to click this button and watch the news wait oh my god oh my god i can't i can't keep doing the pewdiepie impression josh is in love who is it i have feelings for you i'll i'll help you i'll help you how should i tell her okay okay cool he likes you know like big beefy boys so like he should be like showy like show off he like hey look at me e i am epic where should i tell her you know at the cafe that way like other people around could like see it happen and then there'd be witnesses remove the hat remove the hat she doesn't like the hat okay time to gather my courage and tell her i like you okay tell her that's the girl of his dreams hmm yes what do you think please please say yes oh yeah baby yes okay well back to the pewdiepie impression oh my god you're so annoying chat chat what else does pewdiepie say but besides dropping the n-bomb what what else what else does he say oh that's a great idea i could just start doing markiplier hello everybody you shut up [ __ ] up you shut the [ __ ] up i hope you die don't we have mark on the island disney like that there we are somebody said do a vinny vine sauce impression hey guys it's me salty dkd oh shoot i just did myself i am a big vinnie copy i i i guess that's why i got confused i need to eat something anything you might want to rephrase that pal anything oh my god he just went he went to town oh my god he loves it oh my god no that's like cannibalism what are you even doing holy [ __ ] look at this man go holy [ __ ] how many push-ups can he do i just want to see how how far this man can go jesus christ he's still going and now he's doing sit-ups what the [ __ ] look at him go he's not tired at all oh my god okay we just got a donation from god damn it stop doing sit ups you know what i haven't seen you take any pictures in a little bit what should i take the photo off i don't know man uh some some something artsy check it out how do you like it you used a disposable camera right these are jellyfish these live under the ocean boy how did you do that how the hell did you do that i'm sorry i need i need i need another picture what should i take the photo off someone we know someone we know oh it's quagmire dio and and rick from the tv show rick and morty i call it nothing it's opposites i have several questions you just don't get do you salty that sounds like something that someone evil would say like before they killed you like you just don't get it we live in a society gamers wait a second velma's already dating peace sign no freaking way no way okay wait a second wait a second what you guys have been dating for like three days i'm sorry what go for it just go for it okay i gotta be careful um i'm gonna say i'm gonna say train station train station okay change my outfit um yes yes get changed [ __ ] you only own one ass okay it's time i'm going to propose okay here we go no going back today was the best it really was tap the heart when velma's being thought about yes it's kind of sad to see such a great day come to an end isn't it yeah it really is it's going well it's going well no no that's a train yes if only there was some way we could keep having fun together forever oh my god come on just go for go for the kill my love will you marry me no of course i'll be here yes it's happening imagine their baby guys imagine a child of these two oh my god i'm already excited here we go oh here we go chat they're doing it wait where did she kiss wait where is the mouth on peace sign wait where no wait seriously how how do they i guess they they don't need to they don't need to it's fine and they're going on a honeymoon my god to switzerland the swiss alps look majestic any time of year geez there you go [Applause] oh my god that is the perfect picture isn't love so beautiful chat i have never been so excited to see two fictional characters get it on and have a kid than i am right now oh they're they're gonna have a monster of a child i can already tell dear lord yeah you know there is some me's that i would love to have on this island i'm not gonna say which means though it's not up to me haha get it me it's not up to me like it's a funny joke i'm hesitant with this one because usually i don't like to do ones that don't have a name but uh here here we go that's an ass and yet i'm keeping it hey you wanna hear my impression of cool cat yes hello my name is cool cat blah blah blah oh my god you sound exactly like cool cat hey kids don't touch that gun i'll touch it never ask me for anything ever again okay never you hear me never hey mandy i'm on the island yo i'd love to try a new hair color oh really you're straying even further and further away from your original look irwin has activated god mode ultra instinct irwin hey jiren yo gonna kick your ass perfect oh no okay oh no i heard that lois oh no don't hit it off come on come on just just come on come on please no why am i so charismatic and good looking hey salty holy [ __ ] it's small short i haven't seen small in so long oh now i remember why that voice cool jimmy make me some more clothes i'm taking fashion where it's never been before hell [Music] musty smelling metallic bodysuit musty smelling metallic bodysuit musty smelling metallic but dear [ __ ] lord we're traveling back to undertale 2 island a name which is now out of date with the release of deltarune yo jimmy [ __ ] you [Music] he is dead duncancino don't mind if i do why does erwin look like look like uh undertale i want to be friends with oh my [ __ ] god let's check out what the noid is up to what should i say when i'm mad [Laughter] i don't have anything interesting to add to the stream so have this oh it's a youtube link what is this [Music] what the [ __ ] is this thank you what the [ __ ] was that what should i say [Laughter] oh he's so sad oh there's butt crack i forgot that you existed butt crack and your voice does sound like a one long ongoing fart um nothing ass empty dude my ass is starving we gotta we gotta shove some food into this ass how about some plain white bread [Music] bruh what do you mean you don't like getting white bread shoved up your ass two days ago my aunt died and i was hanging out with friends and my friend just said bruh who the [ __ ] responds to somebody dying by saying bruh what the [ __ ] [ __ ] i gotta go check me news [Music] you're watching me news matt took part in a walking dead how far can you stretch your face competition ended with fewer injuries than expected magic what is that wide matt his girth is insatiable [Music] let's add some knees let's go big chungus funny bunny woo is anybody actually going to send me a [ __ ] big chungus i i'm trying to find big chungus that's not big chungus that that's person who the [ __ ] is percy oh wait [ __ ] like the train god damn it [ __ ] [Music] literally go [ __ ] yourself okay this is this has got to be it this has got to be it showcase yes it took an hour but here it is oh yeah we gotta get this one thank you hannah thank you hannah for this hey that's a pro moment i love love big chungus i will literally execute anybody who thinks otherwise whoa oh my god whoa this one is actually really creative but also very creepy so two head [ __ ] pokemon coliseum and a reese's rapper hey guys it's me diana from pokemon yo guys did you sign up for a super mario logan video because that's what's happening right now i showed you my dick what she sees versus what what he sees [Music] time to play some mini games with none other than lois griffin come on let's play a game sounds threatening but okay what do you think it is domino [Music] what do you think it is there's nothing there there's nothing there [ __ ] please where is it i'm just gonna say caller oh it wasn't even zoomed in on the collar it was zoomed in on the center [ __ ] lois griffin [ __ ] you especially after the after after that no [ __ ] you cost 21. yes lois seems to have moved away somewhere yeah i [ __ ] bet it's been forever god your voice is grating it's hard to forgive your own mistakes it's best not to make them i feel can somebody put that quote can somebody like overlay that quote on top of the lucky luciano image and like in like like script font and like make it slightly black and white tinted and with a slight gaussian blur filter over it to make it kind of glow a little bit turn the opacity down on the gaussian blur on the duplicated image and uh make it glow just a little tiny bit and then put that that quote and then put like hyphen lucky luciano follow this follow these instructions specifically and you will unlock the key to the fountain of youth well does anybody have any suggestions on what we could do to wrap up this session we could always check out what we got here perform oh yeah i forgot i forgot about this the ship that nobody mentions maybe maybe you're the one for me maybe maybe i'm the one for you holding hands forever on this tiny [Music] [Applause] [Music] how can [Music] you ruined it now they're never gonna get together they're never gonna kiss again together well chat that was our little return stream this is the end of tomodachi for today so yep actually [ __ ] kill me [Music] you

Channel: Saltydkdan

Views: 546,321

Keywords: tomodachi life, compilation, highlights, funny moments, comedy, meme, twitch compilation, nintendo, 3ds, tomodachi, playthrough, saltydkdan, twitch streamer, streamer, full compilation, long compilation, clips, salty, dk, dan, miitopia

Id: 2UUhCHht4cA

Length: 24min 56sec (1496 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 09 2022