TommyInnit Squashes Sidemen Beef (Ep 118)

yo what's up guys and welcome back to the what's good podcast today we have tommy isn't it what's up what's gooders it's your boy this is going to be how are you how are you simon i'm great i love spending time with you we don't spend time i love spending time together with you what about me i love spending time with you oh no i've put my foot in it you know what i will not accept any randolph slanders today yeah because this man yeah has just performed at reading festival and leeds festival on the main stage good work randolph in front of like 50 000 people yeah how many subscribers have you got what no no i'm comparing i'm comparing success oh wow we're already we're already talking um like 10 million well i performed in front of um you haven't performed in front of 10 mil well no but if you times it by 10 i have no how are you both i'm all right can i just say i'm i'm very excited for this podcast those watching obviously you're nervous no are you nervous i'm never nervous nor am i apart from when i was performing at least i wouldn't be i've got another son well thank you by the way someone actually said to me after the show like well done that was very very sick because it was it was very sick it meant a lot to me because that's usually sarcastic to me but it was actually nice absurd playing a reading like that's just like you can't even comprehend that no i'm still you're not a clip that you filmed yeah i just keep watching it i'll actually wake up and watch it oh that's freaky you went out and did beerus that's really good oh yeah yeah you know i love diss tracks simon that well that wasn't a distraction you know i love this but that wasn't you know i love you know i love you know i love holiday well actually it's the holiday yeah yeah well he's just in the winter to be honest would you have a winter holiday you're on my holiday you never went to holidays to be fair though jj actually like didn't perform holiday just for us you notice so he was supposed to uh get rid of the song called madness but he actually didn't hear that so he performed madness then we did beerus and then he did download that twice just to bring all the side and then obviously it was on as well and therefore i mean i had to skip playing holiday which is the biggest song so jj puts his friends before his fans and if only you did that oh i don't i actually have no friends only colleagues and they're all my holiday oh my i'm i'm so excited podcast because it'll be so hard are you saying this no no i'm trying to find something that's already starting trying to find some normality into the podcast i'm so excited for this podcast just to spend time with you randy randolph thank you and you minnie minner what the [ __ ] is he doing here not to be fair you know the whole tommy beef and the salmon beef is a bit um oh it's all real it's unwarranted everything i do is real all right joke you're sat in the middle to stop this wait do you want to swap seats no no he actually doesn't know we already had this conversation but i would i would be having to swing my head as much as i would love to sit next to the side before we started you were like let's let's swap seats that start a podcast for a joke and then i thought about it uh because i'd have to keep swapping between you and i just end up standing we didn't have any memorization though yeah i didn't get the memo i'm sorry i'm sorry audio viewers have you ever been to a festival no no i was really thinking about going to leeds but like with all the recognizing stuff it might be intense yeah you go like more vip me and you can wear a mask why don't you get a mask of each other so that you were yeah yeah and then they'll recognize me as simon i go hi i'm simon [Laughter] impression yeah i love my friend ksi and my holiday talia talia audio listeners simon actually goes out with talia why are you saying it like it makes like the audio listeners no why are you saying it like that the audio listeners you're saying [Music] what's happening she played among us with turbo among us that's awesome in it well i played amongst with you yep i didn't go anywhere you did yeah yeah i there is there is a lot of uh constructive criticism in the feedback in the comments wait why wha what were people mad at well listen me and the sidemen viewers we just get on and by that i mean they all hate me and maybe just maybe this podcast is the turning point for me but um i doubt it this is including back together listen i dude the editor like cut all of my so occasionally it cooked to me with like really big timing between the spaces and just the able sisters blasting down don't cut [Music] you're about to get like two million diss tracks sent to your business he would love that though great i reacted them all well and you did distract back yeah as you said you're a fan of the diss tracks dude so in like like should i talk about that yeah go for it man [Laughter] he's so polite by the way no it's like no no no no don't let him know don't you don't let him fool you his persona is mean but he actually is very nice he's very like it's weirdly polite as well like how what is weird someone's going to the shop to get you a drink and you're like please may i have a you should just say salmon fetch me the drink man oh he's being very kind oh like do you want a drink you said oh yes please and then i said oh what do you want and you were like please mr simon could i have a i did not say i just said please please um and i mean wow yeah wow yeah so um in year nine all we did was uh listen to the diss tracks and we go to the park like the basketball park and just talk about them and be like there was also a point where like every there was like a holiday where everyone was unsubscribing to ksi subscribing to deji they're not subscribing today subscribe to ksi like but the clearest i remember is your diss track and harry's because they were like harry's is i know all that are it's yours uh mr minnie minter [Music] why don't you perform them right now really don't have it yeah i do but there's like a video of me three i know i was saying right before we got on like a video of me three years ago me and my friend erin doing harry's diss track like it's like well that's what i find crazy because when i was at school i'm not sure about you as well we wouldn't we weren't listening to like youtubers we weren't watching youtubers obviously we were like you know well we were just all like kind of chavs at our school um you know just listening to gangster rap and all that but now obviously for you it would have been youtube right youtube would be the main thing to listen to oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like minnie minto like ed sheeran yeah yeah he's gangsta i like his song i'm a mess yeah yeah do you know that sharon made a song with jamie oh yeah i know how does it go yeah i like your song i'm a mess but no you're not you're listening to me a minute life is not great yeah so listen to minnie mouse dude we'd sit in that park drinking fanta listening to the sidemen going so which one said who about whose sister and why like it was oh dude that that whole thing was so confusing so what did you watch when you apart from that did you um a dude i was i subscribed to will any when he had 30k that was that's my big one and then you unsubscribed i actually subscribed to james marriott when he had 100k then unsubscribed when he had 120k listen big jim clicking he fell off quick man it just wasn't clicking but i'm sorry i'm sorry we let it you know just it's just too hurtful james murray is a sick guy though he's he's very nice he won't like me now but uh like like music i feel like that that whole gang is i feel like it's quite close to the style of like content you made you know what i'm saying i feel like it's closer yeah i didn't say say like what would you do i really i think you know it's like commentary is it yeah it's like it's like me invading yeah it's more music i think a lot of the commentary stuff i took a lot of inspiration from my second channel like their [ __ ] is so good especially with any stuff but like his like videos on little tea are some of my favorite on the entire internet i think they're like i just go back and rewatch them yeah yeah not for sure so yeah yeah nine what else were you what else was happening in year nine youtube wise what was that was that funny uh it was just because you're like oh yeah who else was going on you know like well what'd you have for lunch did you have a lunch because we when we were at school he's not you know he's stuck he's not still in here okay so there's this little pasta booth and secondary schools that went on and they always had chicken italiano yeah i used to get that little little cheese party yeah we didn't have cheese but what the [ __ ] we had cheese part but we got into school and james not james what's his name jamie oliver jamie oliver ruined it we went from having like what's it like doritos having like carrot christmas but we're both from nottingham man we are i didn't know because he's from the north he doesn't know what it is he doesn't drive do you drive i've started my driving lessons nice but i'm guessing your lessons haven't taken you past the watford gap yet no i only drive so i can hit pedestrians hey simon i really like your led simon my wife drew that and and i like it a lot [Laughter] so did you grow up you're you're a big fan of vic i would say i i like you were the main one i watched a bit i mean vic like you know that the whole bit is i mean victor he's fake nick is he a god he he is like a guardian in many a way you see he bought in your house i did god he's very nice did you watch it what i wouldn't do to take a woman down to the vicstar chatpad and ask them to hold hands it would it oh my god he said chad's that's a chat all right sorry what's a shank pad oh no that's what you said but now yeah i watched a minute of that video and turned it off wow i got jealous oh vic yeah it really made me mad i will watch the rest of it later but like i saw the fireplace and it's like nah not not today vic i saw the big dude oh look at big vic man he's just so happy he's so dude he is like on and off camera i suppose he's just the nicest person i've ever met here like to do all the vlog stuff with him he was so accommodating so lovely he's just amazing you need to meet toby toby is also very nice i haven't met toby no i've only met vic and i'm jj i have my jj you almost had a fight with him i'm hanging out we're doing a thing next week oh what is coming yeah we're doing a vlog together oh for you for me yeah damn carfree guys thank you so i'm self-promoting what channel will it be on my so i've got my new vlog channel which is a lot more like everyone like my mum watches that stuff and my parents like it but like hi mum i saw one where you went she's not gonna watch the what's good podcast why not you know the worst part about that was what he looked backwards to check the name she's not gonna watch the what's good listen i was just admiring the led it's it's so good yeah my wife drew it wow that's that's brilliant i love it i love this this is my favorite podcast oh can i ask you a question you're on the jackman podcast right which is better his or ours i just love that led so we win and the weed plants you ever be always weed on it and if there's one thing i love more than joy it's weed simon after this podcast let's go smoke some weed how does your face move so much that's so weird audio listeners uh just just for those for those there you know sorry sorry simon actually has a voluptuous weed plant sat behind [Music] we need to respect the audio this is more we don't ever see the jungle involved we started like neglecting the audio listeners i've noticed i don't neglect anyone no that sounds like you do all right stop the podcast because we have a sponsor skillshare is back this episode is sponsored by skillshare 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in it yeah but yeah like i wouldn't go out in a minecraft suit asking people [ __ ] and like in public on on tom simon's but i was going on the screen but i would do um like oh where am i yeah i would do that on tommy in it not tom science okay yeah thomas is meant to be so like my vlog stuff sort of appealing today he went to a trampoline park it's 11 million views a month doing it for like two months which is really i'm very very excited yeah we were talking about this channel and i was like oh you've seen like tommy's new like uh second channel or third channel and sounds like that this is like my vlog channel this is yeah tommy and it's always my main like there's always my priority as well because it's just like how many channels do you have because i was confused because there are two that seem like a vlog channel yeah so i have okay so i break it down i find on youtube you can like make a lot of channels because what you don't want is to have the same thing i mean you know of you of all people mm7 games but i just think um have tommy in it yeah tommy which is basically whenever i want to make something or like say for film or vlog i didn't like it okay no pressure i could just like yeah it's a throwaway channel no no dude i've got some some of my proud videos all right let's not throw everything i do is throw away uh and then i have tom simons with my recent one look there's me on the screen that is a peculiar freeze room is your channel named after me tom simons it's true it has his name in it so my last name is simon's uh okay makes sense i didn't think i don't know audio listeners i'm doing a dismayed face it's free that video's got 723 000 likes yeah that's pretty it's very nice which do you enjoy more being brutally honest it uh sorry i'm just i just zoned in so much um the vlog stuff at the moment is amazing because it's so new and fresh and like oh you know i'm spending time with my friends in real life going to allen towers doing all these like surreal things and i guess like a lot of it like 80 percent of the day is sat going like we'll having like as well as having fun we're making sure the cameras are working and making sure like when we're jumping out the plane that we've actually got it so it's not like i'm just sat like all these experiences are fully enjoyed like if i wasn't doing it with a vlog um i love tommy and stuff man like it's absurd that i can go on a date with some girl off tick-tock on a minecraft server and burn down the house and like everyone's watching that like it sort of feels like wait wait wait wait wait i'm not seeing this one i went on a minecraft date yeah how did you organize that i just went you wanna go on a minecraft date shout out right i told my wingman me i went he went of course of course my king and then and then here we are fair enough but no it's sorry go on no no no i was just saying it's pretty crazy what you just you you know this girl you just met her yeah she's she's really cool she um did like a tick tock duet at me like as a joke and so i replied you know going hello tick tock as i often do you i mean you of all people simon no i'm a tick tocker i was actually doing 10 million how it worked 10 million followers on tick tock you know that's absurd how long you've been doing it how how am i doing how long how long sorry how long um sorry from not even accidents a bit weird yes i hate knowing numbers um probably like four or five months like probably like three months like taking it seriously like actually trying to get followers and like well you know it's how seriously can you take a thing called tick tock but yeah yeah um but no it's really cool so i said for those who don't really know much about you i'm sure there's not many people out there in the world simon viewers who have a very very what perspective on me how did it it's pretty accurate to be fair whatever you think of him it's probably accurate i want to simon i thought i thought you were my holiday i oh my god but no like obviously like the scene has a whole new meaning now minecraft is how you start making content i'm assuming yeah yeah so how did it go from kind of like deciding to start making youtube videos to just where you're at now you know it seemed to happen very fast yeah yeah so i had like so it was just a couple years and then i got to like like i spent like a year and a half getting to like 100k um which was just sort of going up minecraft minecraft servers yeah um and then over the quarantine i went from 100k to a million sort of tied in with the dream snp yeah like all my other friends you know turbo wilbur i think rambu came a little bit later they all sort of tumbled forward as well at the same time um then right before this christmas i got to 4 million on like new year's eve um and then from there i like got a new hd camera and you can sort of see when it all shifts that way yeah so i started doing these like minecraft mod videos with my friends where we'd all get together and i'd like to come up with this stupid ass mod video idea and then i'd get my mate to code it and we play it um and all of a sudden i went from like three four million views of video to like 10 million like it was like i think just focusing it all on the comedy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah sure you know like just we're playing minecraft subscribe well that was the big change i guess with minecraft it's very like open canvas right you can do a lot of different things but you can kind of create any reality you want in that in that game yeah it's brilliant it's so much fun as well and all of us really enjoy it and then i sort of went from the sort of trend topped from the minecraft mod stuff i'm going to burp i can feel it coming i'm so sorry i'm so so sorry you're going to do it really polite you see that there we go um and then we went sort of went from that to the vlog stuff checking out planes going to one towers but with the sort of the same group of people i'm trying to like branch out that more now and do i have just got so i just got so many plans for that um and that and sort of left tommy now because like the reason i made a different channel for that thank you for asking the question me that's all right why did you do that um yeah so it's basically i think sort of my thought process was like i want to be able to have another space to do irl content i think more people are going to get it as well like if i use my real name like i've got my mates from college that will watch that stuff but not tommy in it and and while like i could have still done it on there in let's say four months time like a new among us comes around you know and i want to start making videos on that i can't do that in the same place that there's all these crazy rl videos yeah yeah and youtube is all about like residuals so people going back and watching your older videos and like there'll be loads of people who want to watch me and rambu flail about in the ocean but don't want to watch me go on a minecraft date so that's that was where i was at with that that's good it's true it's true you got a comp what would you call it compartmentalized right sure thanks maggie that's right you got anything about pewdiepie then saying pewdiepie was like oh why would i have a second channel when i've got you know this was he had like 50ml subs at that point he was like oh when you've got a channel with 50ml subs why would you put something on another channel yeah he was saying as well as if the content is not good enough he's like oh why would you have like a second channel when you know you're kind of saying that the content's not as up to standard as your main content yes yeah i mean that's fine but it's not even that it's up to sound it's just different yeah it's true because like imagine for example let's say dream posted all of his music videos on his minecraft channel do you think like you know the eight-year-old kyle who really loves manhunt gives a [ __ ] about dream which it doesn't mean maybe loads of people that care about his pop stuff yeah it's just you gotta you know you gotta know your audience i guess also it confuses the algorithm right it does if i start posting pokemon stuff to my main channel it just wouldn't like the algorithm wouldn't be confused like but maybe it brings in that audience to like the other stuff yeah it will so maybe you do a bit here and there maybe like a big pokemon video on that channel and then to bring everyone across but usually it's going to be like our pokemon audience pokemon audience pokemon audience and like a rap audience i did one vlog on my main channel and at the end of that i went come over to the enemy like slightly shorter as well like come over to this channel there's a new vlog out right now and then like that's how i transition to that which is sort of what you're saying as well yeah yeah so how many how many subs did you have when copied started 100 000. so how is it now going out well even at college even at college as well like imagine yeah well i know you i spoke on a previous podcast that you said during cove obviously you weren't going into college at all or much so you had a lot more time to probably put into youtube and stuff so how is it going from first of all that many subscribers to where you're at now but also how is it going from like okay i'm assuming not many people knowing you at college to everyone knowing you college yeah yeah it's uh it's overwhelming man like i'll be honest it's been the biggest thing to sort of get my head around yeah i think at the start of this year i had like a lot of anxieties around going outside because it's just like i don't know sort of choosing between identity and privacy and knowing like if i want to wear my red and white top which is my favorite top and go out and look how i like look people are going to come up to me but i think that was my sort of outtake on it at the start of this year uh and it is weird like it sort of became routine now going out and whenever i see someone like under the age of 20 i sort of stand up a bit straighter and put on you know just in case yeah well yeah because like honestly like i don't know i can't couldn't put a number on it but quite a lot of the time they're coming up to me but um yeah it's it's weird and it's routine now but it's still very very very weird how is it for you too well that's what i find weird i i don't find it awkward meeting people at all i enjoy interacting with them but what i find awkward is the fact that i could be walking around and think that this person might know me yeah that's what bothers me i'm like do they know me like what but when i'm talking to him it's completely fine no no i'm my brain my anxiety is like oh what if this person knows me oh am i walking weird i do i look weird i hate that i think the like the big thing for me to realize that sort of changed it around for me because i was like having i don't think i've said it i was like having thoughts about dropping out of college and feeling pretty like pretty down about it man like it was overwhelming because it was from i think there was like between i think it hit like so it was from four million to nine million it was like non-stop like a million a month and that was yeah which which is cool but it meant like something overtook me pretty quick yeah but it was like um we've got to talk about that but it was pretty weird like you know like because we were going in and out of lockdowns i go into a lockdown and getting recognized a bit then inside for three months then come out and everywhere i go getting recognized then like yeah like i wasn't like a a 14-day quarantine or something and then i came out again it was just even more intense because of you know um yeah so um a lot of anxiety about it a lot of like feeling weird but i think the thing that like really was the thing that changed it around for me is i'm just a [ __ ] guy that makes videos yeah i got the tube here you know not a single person on that tube gave a [ __ ] about me and that's that's cool yeah yeah yeah they're living their life as all right yeah yeah it's real and as well when people are coming up to me it's because they know me and they're so flattering and lovely and like how lucky of a position i mean and i think like you know there's a lot of strange hardships to this job that you don't have to talk a lot about but when i'm like hanging out with my friends and one of them has to leave early to go to the chip shop like the amount of freedom we have like to go no to leave to go and work at the chip because that's like okay you know it's quite small yeah yeah and it's barely even a price to pay it's weird and unsettling but it's like yeah yeah you just a guy the guys in the pub the guys upstairs in the studio they give a really a chit about no no that's the crazy part now as well you know the time we're in these at the minute is youtube is a normal thing now it's obviously it's less of a normal thing than you know you know working maybe a a job like a regular job but it's more uh it's it's it's a common thing now yeah yeah a lot of people a lot of people stream like people make videos whereas when we first started it was like it was the weirdest thing to do ever you know you were made fun of the costume made videos not because of what the videos were uh whereas now it's like everyone's kind of got a youtube channel you know everyone's got like a twitch you know twitter or instagram it's it's a more normalized thing but yeah hitting those heights like that you're doing now still coming thank you i felt like there was like a those there was a few mainly i want to say mainly minecraft youtubers that all blew up durian yeah it was it was me dream george i think were like the ten wilbur had quite a big thing from it as well uh a lot of the early dream smp boys like turbo my friend jack rambu like he was like november of that year he wasn't even he's yeah it's crazy man he used to like watch all of us and now he's you know it's absurd i've got his beanie in my pocket minecraft it's just fun all of us have played it for years you know yeah yeah i think it's just such a good time did you do you remember a series right you know you know syndicate thompson's i didn't really watch him [ __ ] sorry um sorry do you know do you know of the series hunting optic no i'm sorry oh no that was a good series i thought that was like minecraft like folklore i mean like top tier like what was what is the um what what i used to watch what's like the what's the right word i'm looking for the legendary series yeah uh sunday sky factory for me i used to watch absolutely he was he was amazing like you know how fifa you got like jj's race to division yeah yeah stuff like that yeah did you watch jj much i love him i still absolutely love his uh pranking in public videos i think was it you and calyx and him did were you in them or not uh no i feel most of that yeah yeah you like you heard your voice in them yeah that that was um i think even before some of my recent videos like i'll sit and watch those to try and what like you know from the greats and you know but it's like yeah dude it was uh cut that because it was too kind i told you guys i totally won't think i'm mean and i can't have that um but yeah no it was uh yeah i think i think that stuff is so funny it's so good like i learned a lot from that so do you kind of miss that from him rather than yeah i've said to him well i think he's so like he's big now right like yeah he doesn't yeah like he doesn't need to put effort into the idea he's got the personality which you know like sort of most people can do but like if he was trying to go for the higher youtube stuff he'd be doing those crazy public pranks well he's he's so big now though that i think the great thing about his pulling videos is that people didn't know who he was and it was completely random like who's this weirdo chatting to me you know in a lot of times obviously or whatever they used to do whereas now he's at a point where he's so so successful that most people know who he is even if it's like a even if it's not a fan of what he does this is i've seen on tv i've seen you there yeah like you're as a youtuber no matter how big you get but i think yeah i like i love his um his older like viral him going out and you know like the old chaos and [ __ ] like that i just thought i thought i was incredible just some of my favorite [ __ ] yeah but um you know he's doing amazing things but you seen holiday like yeah it's good right he was on leeds festival my mates were texting me going now why is your friend ksi on the stage like dude yeah he's doing amazing stuff yeah yeah i think just like what his goal is and why why would he want to become a bigger youtuber when he's got all this crazy what do you think he does still respect the youtube like background and roots i think that's why he's doing so well because he respects that a lot of people can go into the mainstream i think a lot of americans have done this and they've kind of tried to forget about youtube i think jake paul at a time even logan as well tried to forget about that and tried to go into the influence of youtube or sorry influence the celebrity side of things more whereas jj's always respected youtube and i think that's paid off like he doesn't need sidemen stuff i think he does he doesn't need it he doesn't need it but i think it breaks he's like a number one selling artist and a boxer i think that's because of simon as well right it's all part of the we did help him with boxing to be fair yeah yeah yeah i forget where you came from no i'm not i'm not saying now but i'm saying like he doesn't need it yet he does it yeah oh yeah yeah enjoy [ __ ] and like i don't know it's good and it's all fun and you know i like i like watching the simon videos sometimes only the ones with lots of women in it [Music] dude that's the ones that do well tell a little sidemen story yes please i i keep asking well i've asked jj and kate and vic if i can go in the simon videos because i'm like i would have fun and every time they're sort of like yeah maybe and then like when you're 18 and then i was like why do they keep saying that why do they say that and then i watched the new sidemen video and in the first minute all of you are just making dick size yeah i'll go and flirt with women in tinder in real life i'll go hello girl remember i'm better than you speaking i yeah i look at things whenever i look at something it's just a different form of a mangas but i would love to grow up with among us as a gay man honestly like you know if i was at school now everything's just to me now yeah good good you're all just you're all just one big imposter we've got a new studio here and we put a vent in for that very reason okay okay ksi is currently in the event wait wait until it's like i feel like you're not gonna stop until we stop you with this i think that's a lie that's why i've got four chairs i think that's a dumb lie maybe i'm the imposter okay right okay so so you said that yeah yeah yeah you just just moved on from there you're saying that you'd like to peanut siren video and you're saying that the silent fans don't like you why is this is it because you've created some fake views of minimizer oh i mean nothing i first of all you should know nothing i do ever is fake and i don't tell jokes and and my beef with you is real but but i do love you and you are my holiday [Laughter] my bit is all uh oh there's a zerk have you got a bit of a clip on do it yeah why simon stance i hate tommy in it i i don't mind it is is this a thing is this the thing so obviously you and simon had a very famous race to 10 million subscribers all right so okay who's winning let's just let's just practice this one sorry it's already happened you know so when you said it when like the challenge started so when this happened right i messaged simon before so okay so wait so it's fake everything i do is fake everything i'm not real i'm i'm your hologram yeah yeah i am um no so i basically i was in a call with a dream like two days before and he was like yeah so i was speaking to him like see like like like what's the best way for sub growth you know i'm quite into that stuff yeah yeah and he was saying like yeah so braces are pretty good you know pewdiepie vs t-series uh and i just had a story time coming up where i was gonna make a video about it so i went hmm and i literally spent like 20 minutes googling around who's on like a bit higher than me but not because then i'd be the only bit higher bro you were on like you won that 5.6 mil you were 5.6 months you must remember i am just a god and everything i was on like 9.3 mill i'm still on 9.6 let's get you let's make a minecraft video together what on my main channel yeah let's do it yeah why not okay we'll get you some subscribers king yeah after all i think if i post a minecraft video on my main channel i'm losing subs why don't you build a especially with you want me too he's with him no no no no no no first though why don't you build a a mongers map in minecraft jesus christ you suck sorry sorry i want to be here sorry yeah continue with the seven visas yeah i messaged simon yeah yeah like women i haven't already because he's very polite i i message you going hey would you be cool if i do this as the call to action in my next video what if i said no i wouldn't answer the signs i should have yeah you still you still would have done it i think you would have you can he's a [ __ ] i i'm just a [ __ ] i am just minnie minton's little [ __ ] sell my weed plant to the masses and i go okay minnie minter that then can we play minecraft he goes no sell more weed uh but no i can't hear your face moving without the listeners he's talking about my face so no i message you like was that cool and you went yeah all right and so i did it and then and then you you made a reddit video of it that was kind of it but i i think the reason i actually i've mentioned it like three times i put it in a lot of videos and i was like please this is embarrassing if i lose yeah it was a nice little thing right and i i think i don't know i think the reason why a lot of the viewers sort of took to that is because simon simon's the long time you know simon simon's one of the legends of the old side all the others i didn't know where that was going i thought it was going to be mean no i'm never mean and i thought it was you know like you're one of the long-term viewers like long-term guys so i thought it was like um you know pissed everyone off didn't it like no no one likes the new kid so it was like yeah but i don't know i think uh going on the chat jackmate podcast and stuff a lot more people because a lot of the uk people listen to that we're like oh wow you did yeah uh yeah dude like your clips video where you maybe you just don't jail with my comedy which is surprising because i am the best ever but i watch this that is just a clickbait thumbnail because this is mini minter video right yeah this is i'll explain this for the audio listeners you know i love you um we should stole them from chuckles um i uh no sorry you react to my meeting ksi video and you sit there for like 20 minutes with a still face and every every now and then you pause it just say a really mean comment i don't know right at this point he didn't have 10 mil subs also were you encouraging me you just you didn't have myself at this point you just lived i'm trying to i'm trying to catch up at this point now you've hit 10 mil it's a long clip you're going to delete it where you're just like huh i'm going to delete it now it's hitting 10 million i'm still getting views we're going to re-record it [Music] but as i uh now i'm now i'm against will smith and he's not going to reply no he won't he won't plan to see it he's will smith yeah he's got he's got bigger things but yeah i mean that's mainly why i did but i think a lot of the viewers are like come on and i went yeah that's fair but maybe you know i'm doing a lot more of the rl stuff now you know it's like it's like fire you've got to is it what's it they're saying about fire fire with fire no you gotta put water on it to put it out that's actually a misconception that's also not a saying minecraft how do you put lava out put lava out listen to that right how do you put lava out well you don't put lava out if you put water on it it turns into obsidian yeah [Music] yeah i think that's sort of why they didn't take to me it's fine you know you actually maybe give it time you put fire you can put fire out just by hitting it on minecraft can you yes i know randolph yeah i don't like you [Music] i like simon john's happy now because john doesn't like me either i like you john i like you a lot like your hat it's all right he's wait wait wait is your hat on minecraft oh i don't like you randolph but his hat says you died on michael's school really when you jump off the cliff you make you make me i might just steal that that led sign and get out my wife through it you don't have to say led every time you know that well how are the audiences no you can just say that science it's blue too and it says what is good but there's an apostrophe to shorten it yeah uh what's good it wouldn't fit if it said what is good so where to shorten it good observation there because it could have been it could have gone this far but then it wouldn't have been an oval shape let's start a podcast me and you make a minute we'd be so much better at this let's let's cut the middle man let's get the crap so far i'm the middleman you are the man in the middle yeah people are mad that we stopped seats but can we i don't care see simon viewers i would care i would go i would you just said let's start podcast together i was trying to get rid of him oh so sorry randolph stop stop it stop 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offer is for limited time only so make sure you sign up today and that's coinbase.com what's good and i can say diversify yeah yeah i've done it now solid thank you back to the podcast let's go what are you going to start any other channels jacking in the future yeah long term podcast channel uh how do you do a podcast would you do a podcast would you we just started yeah yeah we'll do that we'll do that if you don't want to do the boob cast with me you can do your little lego project why don't we call it youboob that's such a weird thing to say to me consistently or boob tube i'd never [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] yeah yeah um yeah group channel long term like i'm going to move to brighton next next oh for real yeah what's wrong with nottingham nothing sorry i like knowing him i want to still have my office and room there i just want to i want to have my hq there while all my other friends like go off to uni and stuff i want to go down there i want to like okay what are you thinking about uni i'm gonna do college get me little diploma and then i'll come down to you know brian and do some youtube videos but i think yeah group channel maybe group channel podcast with that i've got some of the little plans for like channels and stuff but i don't think like making new channels this big thing it used to be you know it's not at all it's not everyone's got about five channels you guys have dropped quite a few channels though you have a shorts channel do you no any particular reason do you want me to go into it i'll go into it yeah go on go for it is it oh yeah i'm trying to get scared have you seen when like you know when like lions just start hunting their prey yeah and they i am audio listeners i am just a big lion um yeah uh i noticed uh when i think i i was thinking about it i spoke to dream quite a lot as well i have like a weekly call with dream where we just talk about youtube and help each other out which is him 98 helping me um uh yeah no and uh like the sort of conclusion was if you the creator makes the clips of yourself that like it will get more views short term you know like if i make a clip of like tommy and it just goes a woman feels good which i did like i had a little clips channel before everyone started doing them was that actually a clip no no that's very sexist um but no i uh um no i like if the creator makes it it's really good for a so like for example we schlatt schlep j yeah um he made eclipse channel and at the like before that all my recommended was j schlack clips things and then he sort of monopolizes the market which is good because he has like a 16 million clip and stuff and it's crazy for like four months and then he runs out of clips and then no hate or anything by the way but um and then after he does that now my record it's fine he's i had like four months of watching it but then you get a bit tired of it because he's pumping him out getting all the views and now i have no jsl compilations in my recommended so i'd much rather just keep it to the viewers let them monetize all of my wrongdoings uh and just you know let them do all the clip stuff um and it just i don't know this whole like shorts thing that everyone's pushing the like i'm i'm [ __ ] nerding out this is okay keep going keep going yeah the the tick tock algorithm is one of the best ever like considerably better than youtube yeah and i've already got like a couple million on tick tock when it was the big like everyone started making shorts channels uh no like no other than like george not found no one was trying to be big on tick tock and it's quite a big like diversification of audience so a lot more there's going to be loads of people that would watch my tic tocs that wouldn't watch any of my youtube stuff um which is weird and so i just kind of kept going with that uh but sure channels are good they're not black but it's like the whole clips channel like i think there's a difference between a short channel on eclipse channel because the shorts channel is where like you like what mr beast does like unique videos yeah and they're good and they make sense it's just i think you get more games on tick tock yeah um but the clips channels i don't know i think they don't they don't sustain very long uh so they weren't so i feel that i mean i have one but i i know you mean well your clip's channel is different to shorts did it go really up and then quite far down uh it still actually spikes i think the thing is i put out so many videos yeah you and harry cranked about those circus as well like his wouldn't leave my recommended for god i love harry's but i mean i still put out so many videos and i still have like i mean the whole thing is that's yeah that's that's clips that's that's only like one hour long clips sorry no that's so that's my that's only from stream but then i have a shorts channel as well so it's 900k yeah yeah yeah so minute eclipse is like it's just clips from twitch so highlights or shorts is actually yeah shorts yeah so much shorter spikes up then yeah it kind of does whatever it takes shorts from like streams though which are the ones that normally does best because you know say something like it's really good to have i don't think there's anything wrong with them at all like i think it's like but for me i just i know i quite like like i think it's encouraging for a lot of viewers as well like i've seen a couple of channels that like start making like dumb clips of me and then videos about me and then some guys got a channel off of it you know that sorry that was another way to say something like look at me dude i i've chosen no i get what you mean because people like [ __ ] off it's the same it's the same with tick tock like the amount of clips we see of like our videos on tick tock and we don't really post them ourselves because we're just kind of like it just doesn't do take time man like your own unique ones where you just said that's the thing but as clips from old videos it doesn't hit the same if we purchased it yeah so well that's right yeah ksi eclipse did it well and cyber clips do well as well so they post videos and they make their thumbnails look as if it's like a different channel so they'll stretch it out and make it look really like low-res to make it seem like it's a random video and actually it's the uh it's the overlords themselves posting it yeah that was it afterwards do you wanna see the savannah do the whap dance that was our last name no i don't all right well don't look at the screen now it's happening unlucky that was the last tick tock we posted wow do you look at this and think boomers i i look in i want to hurt that's i think it's amazing i think it's pretty content but you know it's you know it was yeah it was yes yeah i always say that i said it to you a couple times i was like i'm surprised no one in like our our circle yeah does tick-tock like you're doing to tops but as in i find that weird because it it's huge i know i don't know why no one because people don't realize it's huge and it's like a different place as well and it's a bit like scary to get into and like it's quite hard like i've seen a lot of people like post their clips on ticks there's just there's so many metas all of the time and it's very hard to sort of diagnose what the right thing to do is it's why people like dream succeed so much because they're so good at being able to sit think right what's the best way to do this and then nail that like most of the time and it's perfect i feel like like age just play a part in it as well because i'm at the point now where i don't really like that you are old i'm old you are very old you are very old but the way you're speaking about like the analytics is how i used to feel he's like trying to get young when i was you're old now i'm i'm quite older i'm not old you're sam i'm 30. i'm young i'm not you're 30. no i'm not that's old no i'm not oh you're not i don't know is it next year yes you're 30 next year wait really i'm 28 right now what the [ __ ] really yeah my birthday's in like 10 years you're like 10 years older than me i know sorry yeah you are a weirdo i was i was really enjoying you just calling him old yeah because i was sat here i deflected that real quick that you feel so like insecure right now yeah a little bit thanks no but anyway what i'm saying is like right now sorry you are my holiday after all you wouldn't be such a role mod role model to me if you were my age simon thanks it's so thanks it's okay to be old you truly are just a king it's no he's sarcastic i'm not sarcastic ever i don't do jokes no i'm not either i only tell serious things i don't think about things like politics don't talk about politics yes i don't know why can't we all just get along that's what i think what if everyone what if everyone just got along and agreed to disagree that's what i think it wouldn't work no it would because i would win because i wouldn't get along even so i'm gonna squash the beef what are you saying i'm gonna squash the beef what beef what beef we're just we're just best pals hanging out and selling weed so now now the race has ended um 10 million what's going to happen now with you and simon your relationship what what what you know the beef you know what's happened to the beef then i don't know he did he did uh he did a little clip where he looked really sad and went more than me i know the comments were like wow dude you know what he dude you know what simon doesn't deserve this man he's he's and i went yeah that's right what what and you who's the comments why are they american what i got from that is that you did a video saying that he don't have to do it right there was a clip on your clips channel right well it was probably on the stream where you're like reacts to hitting it and you're just like writing it i went fair and then all the comments were like that rap bastard that child who's came in and ruined our vibes well i get asked every i still get asked to this day yeah how do you feel about tommy hitting 10 mil before you and i'm like it was a while ago it was a while how did you guys feel before you i think it hurts me deep down oh yeah you actually cry before bed you know what's really sad as well look up to the stars and listen to radio head do i sleep outside no but have you heard that simon god you are such a 30 year old man look he goes yeah do you look a bit sad there you're right pal is it right is it the video is the resolution it was that it was the lighting in that room are you right buddy we can talk no you you are you know i am your holiday after all we can just have a chat if you want i thought who's your holiday no no when did i say that about 19 times without a podcast it was look see look but they're all they're all backing you up here no that's they back me up a month after i don't mind dude it's dude the internet wait this is the worst comment go off a little bit james bro simon starts so many channels i wouldn't worry about his main channel exclusively especially since the salmon channel has blown up that's like a real comment isn't it he's [ __ ] that's they've taken that soda don't worry about it the internet like the bo burnham song apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime like i'm not here to please everyone and it's fine if for a bit people don't like me or foreign like dude everyone can form their own opinions are you here just to get the sidemen fans oh i am i am actually just exclusively here as an industry plant uh to make the simone viewers like me uh and i got to round off to buy me pizza and then i went thanks [ __ ] thanks [ __ ] and then i ate his pizza and spat him he didn't actually he went oh my god thank you thank you so much randolph thank you mr randolph for this pizza this is delightful i didn't have to do that i went he did i didn't i went don't let him fool you thank you i'm not i couldn't fool anyone when he's like i actually spend all of my time manipulating people i'm actually it doesn't shock me does it shock you i don't know i don't know what to do right now i'm glad i'm not simon i don't know how to talk to him you just can't okay let me can i tell a funny story i know what you're getting when i when i i i like because i saw the podcast and that'd be you know that'd be nice i'd like you know i'd like to meet you both i think it'd be cool i'm you know you're from nottingham i've watched it for years i think it's quite nice he didn't know that when he so i messaged him so i messaged you from nottingham i knew you're from knowing him he knows a lot about me all i do is manipulate people after all so um so i messaged you going like i messaged you like hi man uh be really cool if if you guys want me on and you replied for real and then hang on how do you how did you know my tone and then i went and then i went yeah and you thought i'd been happy because i only i'm reading out these this is worse than a diss track i'm really out of your mind no because i send you my number well i'm not going to read your number yeah it's been absolutely yeah speak to me in that term you deleted it okay very you can really have to skip that no it was it was the way you said it you're going to talk about how how politely i am to everyone i can't have no no just the first one you went you said i'd love to come on what's good podcast if you ever want me manz is all for it okay no sorry if it's a bit rude to mention my friend willis started saying mans all the time and and whenever will does something man's heart becomes cool so i've started saying man's all the time then i said wait for real and you said absolutely exclamation mark i did not sound like that i'm just i'm just happy there's an exclamation mark i'm just happy guys paddling through the angry tide who wants to go on a podcast i did not come here to be bullied i came here to make friends are we friends yes yes can i have that led no my wife made it yeah but she didn't make it she drew it yeah she drew it yeah but what if i get my wife to make me one and then i give you that and then i get that if if it's better than that than sure that's not that was not a very husbandy thing to say randy my wife drew that and it's amazing i don't want your wife's drawing of what's good i want my only wife's drawing off what's good really well mine is a good sight we should start it only wife's oh would you let your wife go on only wife's randolph how do you feel does it make you insecure knowing she's been with other men before [Laughter] i don't talk about that all right guys so before we proceed we just want to thank our sponsor for today command it was about time that was bad timing it was purposely there command is a gaming nutrition brand developed by the guys over at my pro team so you already know it's going to be good commanders for all you out there who like me and randolph sit at our computer screens for hours and hours each day command 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can still get 20 off by using code what's good i don't know you're gonna flash for us but anyway thanks to command for sponsoring today's episode let's um let's change the subject right if you ever this light is very important to us in the podcast which is what we do to play a game called sorry about that one that's fine it's fine there's no no hard feelings at home actually no we play a game called what's good what's good section right where we ask you ten things and we turn the light on if it's a good thing or turning light off if it's a bad thing do you want to play the game i love games great i've got the optional especially so yeah you're doing it yeah i'm doing this this has never happened before because usually i turn that off but i can't reach anymore so you know just pretend that that's off so the audio listens out there the light is gonna turn off i'm sure they're good ones i will i will right the what's good options there are 10 of them i know you've got to do this if you like them or not right these are crazy i'm a good man you know simon why touche i'm not a good man he proved me wrong the first one is perms on guys hey not for me not for you right laugh lie off see we can agree you know what if you want to work that's fine with me oh yeah i'm an inclusive guy someone i'm not like no if you i'm not liking it i don't we agreed i don't hate people simon no if you if you want it yourself you know you're going to do it just don't do it i'm skipping number two because i don't like it at all um is it about penises no it's actually not it's about a what's good song slash jingle but that's too soon so i'm going to change it to vegetables what what hey can i just say an adjective and just be like you know i'm going to change it to what it says right here vegetables you know just about one okay fans at night as in wait why it's my first time doing what's good section give me a break you know it's a warm night and you've got a a you know a fan to call you oh yeah absolutely hundred percent yeah sleep with the families even bad for your throat don't care it's bad for you my throat's been through a lot son son is in like not not as in family as in like like how washington would say to hamilton son have you watched hamilton the musical yes i actually have yes hamilton i can't i don't remember the characters washington is the one with the wings there was a man with wings yep in hamilton yeah i think you have ac though you're in your flat yeah do you steal the ac on yeah but it's different why is it because a fan blows more direct air there's no person with the wings and now you're lying i'm not gonna lie i didn't pay that much attention isn't that the guy from avengers what the [ __ ] is just like a dream man so is washington the one with the wings or is that tony stark no that was the guy called um falcon the winter soldier no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no 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saturday is a good day of the week i don't care yeah it's fine yeah yeah well you asked them then i'll i'll answer them all right in in in true saturdays choose saturdays i love the day saturday it's a great day of the week why because it's not sunday but it's friday it's after friday saturday you can relax you can watch football you are a dumb ass no i'm not because i enjoy saturdays and that's that's fine if i enjoy saturdays i can enjoy saturdays don't get offended with me randolph i'll make a diss track on you please do i'll go randolph you are bad please make this check on me no would you make a diss track oh yeah but not me not on you who would be on me you won't do this on me because you know i'll destroy you back yeah that's why i'm really afraid of you randolph everything you do i pee a little bit i think you're feeling that you got no we're moving on we're moving to ask your questions the smell of weed i like the smell of weed sometimes at night the windows are fine simon you know me you know all i do is crack so so whenever i'm out of the studio you know i had to i had to say excuse me to the late to the waitress as i as i as i blew a fat one so so you know what the smell of weed hells yeah have you ever seen between two ferns there you go this feels like that it does but this is not scripted there are two ferns yeah well that's not but but i'm saying i guess aren't i no i don't know i'm fat no you're not who am i i'm zach galifianakis you're hillary clinton so who am i i don't know bill gates you're minnie minner bill clinton yeah someone say yeah i know that's a bill glades bay gates anyway um you know moving on from this um i was gonna do what's good section and now now i don't know what to do oh i asked him something else what why i throw my guard now right you're a simple man he's a fragile man do you like music oh my goodness no i like silence show a minute silence no no what is it what well you said you like silence so i thought you know i'd provide some silence for the [ __ ] that was actually that was that was one of those jokes i do well it wasn't funny that's fine do you like football i was gonna say what do you actually do apart from like when you're not filming i just sit and stare and what do you actually do uh hang out a lot of my friends go to the park and just chat uh you actually go to the park yeah you actually sit home and think i'm gonna go to the park yeah you know i am like just a 17 year old right that's [ __ ] yeah i'd go to the park with me mates i don't really play football sometimes you do basketball but it's fine i don't usually bring a ball um so i'm very far from the mic is this all good cool um yeah yeah um sorry everyone i zoned out there that's how polite it is it happens oh well i'm sorry i'll start saying [ __ ] let's talk about ksi boo boo boo big wanker i um no so i go out do a lot hanging out go back at college next week i do a lot of time vlog i spend like a lot i've done a couple like getting up at 8 a.m having two coffees and like having meetings and working for like nine hours a couple days that's fun but like you have two coffees well my dad introduced me to her now i have became a new man i i you're 17. i've been i've drugged up yeah but i dude and then i just go out and hang out with me mates coffee's good though you shouldn't need coffee yet no i think i think you know it's nice it's a drug and drugs are bad i hate drugs you're yeah what you can't comprehend me no i can't i can't i can't i i i i can't say stuff that you could you say because now i can say penis and you can't because when you say it's a bit weird but when i say it yeah it is i can't i also can't say you're on crack oh you can't say i'm on correctly all right you can say he's on crack he's uncracked you can't say you're on crack penis that would be too far that would be too fast you're on crack penis yeah no so yeah i wanna i wanna go further on your vlog channel okay because what i've noticed is you're very uh as you said earlier your vlogs are very kind of put together you said you're focusing a lot on the camera and how the sequence is but however when you watch it it doesn't seem like that it seems like it's a very like natural chaotic video so i want to know like when you go out how do you piece it all together do you actually plan it beforehand or do you just go out and have you know yeah so um for the earlier vlogs it was a lot more just let you show up and see what happens yeah um for these ones we've sort of i've been having a lot more fun with the pre-production side of things like spending a bit of time like okay so what if we're in the middle of the ocean and we sort of take it like this way would that be funnier um and sort of thinking a bit more about jokes and rather than just sort of going be funny everyone being a bit more like right here's here's how we're going to do the bits here's what i think it'll be funniest here's what people yeah like all of it's still part of me all of it's still very real and like like it's happening you know it's not like we're all sat reading a [ __ ] script for the whole time but it is like we're trying to make it as funny as possible yeah we all just want to be comedians yeah but also setting the scene as well can do half of the the joke turn in for you kind of like if you do it in a theme park actually as you've done you kind of got a subject there whereas if you just you know if you don't have that this week i stole a bazooka i shot of azuka yep how was that i hated it i really don't like guns i i just felt so like i didn't i didn't i was gonna be a full vlog and i couldn't make it because we filmed it there were two things it was oh i'm oh i got that seriously one of the like uh one of the things was um [Music] it was sort of like like the message the video was like like because we were there and what what we usually have to do is do a load of jokes with the stuff around us but the joke was look was with guns there's a gun with no bullets in them sticking my eye down about it was like she didn't feel classy at all yeah and then the other thing was i just i just hated it like because we were sat like we did shot a sniper rifle and stuff and when we were shooting them it didn't feel like this badass thing from the movies it just felt sad like this is a thing that kills people and i'm playing with it i just felt so shitty afterwards but then i felt like that was so ninja warrior and the bazooka were in the two weeks i went into a bit of a quarantine and like every two months um aiming i'm trying to post like sort of a homely vlog but i had some other [ __ ] on my camera roll so i just sort of put that one together and called it about bazooka but yeah i i don't know i i just it didn't i didn't [ __ ] with that at all it felt really weird do you do you plan these thumbnails i yeah i do moments yeah because you plan them though uh like you scroll through them i can tell you which ones we sort of planned the tank coin definitely all right yeah so we joined the military me and george were like yeah just go down there and do that uh the water parks frame from the video yeah roller coasters frame from the video what usually there are like three things that we need to do on a video that you have to remember it's like on site it's the intro asking for subscribers and the thumbnail and usually the thumbnail is me just going yeah like that's sort of it um it's not that at or you can get a free throw from the video like so like the paintballing video i'm really pissed off with that one because we didn't get like a good thumbnail on the day and it just kind of doesn't dictate what it's about um yeah but like some of them like the trampoline park is just you know that's what it is um but i'm thinking about getting more of a thumbnail guy to do it make it look a bit more like you know the the sidemen have like they're all the graphics on that yeah i don't really want that because again i think a lot of my videos are about the homemade feel so that's what i mean that's what i'm trying to say yeah like yeah yeah it seems very homely but then what surprises me with you is that you actually do put a lot of thought into how the video will will you know how it will perform i mean like like bit like i'm very into youtube and analytics and that stuff just interests me it's like it's like a video game you know it's just so rewarding um but like so i enjoy making narratives and you know storytelling that's like the whole dream smp right yeah yeah but i think a lot of it is like like that one a week in the life of tom simons i just hung out with my friends for five days and and filmed bits of it stitched it together and that was like a thing like that that thumbnail is me and rambu stood in boots uh and i zoomed in on that and it and it just kind of looked cool so i set it to that yeah like usually that wouldn't be a very good thumbnail but it is in this context well i changed the thumbnail for that video so it started as like we got mobbed and i tried to get david dobriki and then okay and i think a lot of youtubers knowing your audience like people don't care about like they want if it's a real video it's gotta have a real thumbnail so that was wilber's advice big credit to him he said no changing yeah i did and he shot up in views so yeah do you ever post a video and then and kind of panic and think all right this is doing really bad let's just you know uh not really no you we do that don't we but we post a video and we're like [ __ ] it's doing awful sometimes um i've kind of got out of that now yeah it's like you know you the thing about the videos that perform poorly are they're the ones you can learn the most from so uh yeah like like the uh the tank one didn't it didn't do as well as the ones around it and say yeah paintballing so i sort of asked stream that's on my friends why do you think and they were going like with a tank like i thought the editing was a bit weird in the first minute and the music wasn't as good and the thumbnail was like he liked so yeah it's probably it so you just know for the next ones cool put a lot more effort into that first minute of music and stuff and like you learn that and like it sometimes it sucks when you spend a whole day on a video for it to have that all them down arrows yeah the red one you see the reds i thought i'd be red as well yeah yeah but um just a gray arrow yeah it would be fine yeah i i think it is great now the chat it used to be bright red but now it's great ten out of ten just just say don't look is it is it is it grey now yeah yeah so like i've done it i'm sure you want to just say to the like what a 10 of 10 listings so you have like a list when you upload yes we explain something okay sorry people always talk about it then you remember like yeah let's get it no context yeah yeah yeah i know i uh sorry i didn't mean to over explain well now i'm panicking people don't know what it is when you post a video it'll rate you know the views in of the last ten so if it did really well it'll be one if it did off it'll be ten then you can have it at the same time period that the other one has so if i check a video an hour after it will say out of 10 where it is for the first hour of the last 10 videos posted for an hour and it can be helpful but it also can tear you off i think like the biggest thing you've got to remember youtube is you know you'll get them next week and i think everyone forgets because the the thing about the internet is it's all sort of in a rush you know and everything is a rush and if you've not replied to someone you've left them a day and then an hour and then a week and then it's like that shitty and if you leave them a week that's shittier than the day the whole internet is a rush but that's not how like life is you know and like remember you've been here for 10 years man i've been here for two years i'm i'm not gonna disappear tomorrow unless i say some terrible things i'm not gonna disappear tomorrow right and so it's remembering you know you're not you're not in a rush you're not there's there's no you know it seems so weird though because like everything you're saying is right yeah very easy that's what i used to think and i'm not saying don't think it because 100 thinking because it's why you're like you're doing so well from it thank you but i've done everything i can not to think it now like i do my i do think what i do everything i can not to check analytics because it just it affects yeah because i guess it's trying to take that emotion out i can't do it but it's your goal to get more views because it's all about what what your why is and you've got and why you get and if it's not that and if your goal is like to do the sidemen stuff like who cares about them no yeah that's what i mean that's not your goal so you don't need to see a load of down errors yeah but like if right now i'm trying to get my vlog channel to be bigger like i want to be checking that but you know like it's all dependent and you don't need to sit and you know vigorously refresh them but and it can be shitty right but i just think yeah that was my first four to five years i'd say on youtube yeah cause i could tell you every day how many views are done yeah every day i can tell you any analytics about my channel i'll be like i think the worst i had was i i'd check my subscriber growth every day i had like maybe a week or two in that big quarantine where everyone was miserable like the first one where i checked my subscriber every day and if it was up it felt a bit better though but which is shitty because it like nothing is [ __ ] determined by that number you know i'm just a guy that makes videos and i've you know that number gets bigger or smaller and more people or less people come up to me it doesn't matter as long as you you're enjoying it and making something you can be proud of when yeah well that's what i mean like if you gained 600k subs in a month but last month you gained a million yeah i didn't do as well this month but in reality you're like i'm just getting six hundred thousand subscribers the biggest thing is um i always credit like people who if they've told me that and i think because i don't want like like dream or wilbur to watch this and be like that's what i told him and he didn't so be credit for to dream a lot of this what he's been showing me is if you go on any youtubers socialblade any youtuber it's all up it's all up and down at the moment i used to two months ago i was getting 160 million views a month on tommy unit now i'm getting 60 million that is 100 million look how like down my thing is right that's okay because you look at your channel it's up and down up and down so is your so is jj every [ __ ] youtuber so we've gotta remember is this isn't my last month on youtube that that you know that may well be my peak forever but it completely might not and that's sort of my peak man you see your channel uh like you've got the flat line almost and then it where it grows massively were those three four months where it's solidly up it goes down for one month and then huge up another month those months would do did you find yourself checking stats even more than you do now um i wish differently because you got like dude in those months it's so disproportionately up like i was getting like a million subscribers a month which is something that like i'd never experienced ever so i like i i can't even really remember because it was so like each day so i remember like i had um i think it was a year ago two years ago today uh jay schlatt followed me on twitter and he was my favorite youtuber of all time and that made like my month man that that was my entire life it's all i talked to i was so excited about it yeah and now something like i'm on this podcast right or i'm on like we just filmed a rambo video we got recognized lows and like all these so incredibly meaningful and important things happen so much more frequently now that i like i i couldn't sit and tell you about that which is weird yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i almost started like since i started this year i started writing a diary like an update trying to update it like once a week is that just yeah because i just like it's so important right like this is you want to look back at this and be able to like in five years time and read it and go oh [ __ ] you know because all this like i'm just 17 year old well no but you know you're 17 you've got a very mature outlook on on life and youtube it's quite refreshing to see i mean we'll learn a lot from you you know which is which is weird well dude if you ever want to sit down talk youtube i i love that man i don't know i always feel a bit a bit arrogant to give no no no no no no i don't i'm not [ __ ] i think that's that's the uk side of it though i feel like the uk is very closed off in terms of talking about anything like i feel like whenever i speak to it's not shots at any youtubers it's just it's just how english people are i think yeah but yeah you know if i was to ask analytics of certain stuff a lot of people quite like hesitant they'll give you a vague answer whereas yeah i mean obviously i don't do it i'm not going to sit on camera and be like this this but yeah but um yeah dude i'm i'm very very i should check my dad but i'm i'm very very like into that stuff and talking about it yeah it's just up and down he's just a guy that makes [ __ ] videos of me who gives a [ __ ] yeah it's fun in it and brilliant and yeah good times just enjoy it i think that a lot as well when i post a video and it doesn't do too well i was like oh man i'm falling off i'm not i don't make videos anymore and in reality like you know everyone else is watching me have got stuff to do so they might they might do something in their life and today they don't want to click the video and like everyone that watches out you know whether this you know has a hundred thousand views or 10 million whatever this podcast is every one of those people who's watching a video it's like you know any you're not any different oh yeah yeah yeah yeah it's fine isn't it yeah just well that's important to it it's important to stay very not get like i think when you have like one person recognize you every couple of hours you can stop be thinking about when the next person's gonna recognize you or you can just enjoy that when it happens you just think it's fine dude when i'm sat in the pub no one give all of these old men couldn't give two less of a [ __ ] so i have a number next to my name why should they you know yeah it's not it's not anything but but it's cool right and i'm you know i think there's that's my outlook on it yeah if you do that we just bonded i just got all serious that was that was too nice i've been playing with my shoes this whole time i don't know if it's in the camera but i've just been like threading it in and out because everyone's gonna be commenting like what what is he doing with his muddy-ass shoes if you do anything that is like a bigger project or anything like that document it that is i've realized now over the last couple years i'm like imagine if we had documented anything like say the sidemen stuff okay if we just had someone following us around from the start yeah and then you put the last five years into a video or a documentary or something yeah no one does it because it seems like a lot of effort let's write a diary in it just be like every couple hours be like so we did this but even a diary like it's not worth paying someone to go and document me no but i mean it'd be say i don't know say just for ease say you started the sidemen tomorrow and you had someone there documenting it because you know the point the point you are anything you do i think is going to be at least somewhat successful yeah now yeah obviously thanks again obviously when you guys start the simon you didn't know it was going to get no you wouldn't have so then once it started yeah once it started i should have a guy that just takes notes of what what i do it burps behind the scenes camera person you know depends what your like big goal is that's like one of the things i want my vlog channel to be is like like like today we filmed the la ramboos vlog and there's like a 30 second video of my phone of rambo and turbo arguing about train times that's what i want to look back at yeah but i don't know you can just film [ __ ] you know as long as it's not intrusive just yeah i like filming well like i've done this for the past year even when i'm out with my mates just whenever like something's happening like you want to remember it because you know sometimes just go back and watch videos and then hang out with people yeah yeah you know you get to see you're changing and it's it's so important man to just film that's what i do just just like film things i think now for us i think you can pull the camera out genuinely [Music] and you guys came on stage and you were filming like that's yeah isn't it yes but that's that's a little bit of a different no it wasn't you have to film everything i just think like now and then like if i'm sat at the park for like three hours taking like 30 seconds just to film it's just nice yeah it's meaningful because see you honestly telling me that if i can't i pull out a camera i constantly pull out a camera in our group people wouldn't start to be like yeah no i think it depends like on the timing of it like for example so you've got a kid right it's like their fourth birthday it's it's natural to have a camera recording the birthday i mean so in that situation it's her 27th birthday but we had a camera and we're sitting here birthday with the kids you know uh my nieces and nephews and that whereas like if we were say i don't know nieces and nephews name them tom after me okay i'll think about it i think about it he can't you better i have to quit andrew no because my name's andrew my dad's clander my grandson andrew don't care name it but know i'm saying that it's a talented place like you having your camera out on stage it's a very normal place to have your camera around yeah that works safe way like going for a piss and you're like vlogging your anal that's a bit weird i think the vlog streams i was trying to see that was a bit extreme yeah but i think like like after or it's fine you just film [ __ ] when it's but i think because it's it is genuinely i think an age thing and how long everyone's been in youtube yeah everyone wants more downtime yeah man they're not excited to be on camera i've done it for two years your passion for it is inevitably like i don't i probably won't i'll always wants to be active on it because i am a youtuber and i love this but i want to do like i want to do stand-up comedy and make a show and like there's so much [ __ ] i want to do it's not you know i've been doing i've been doing this project for three years and it's brilliant and i want to do it forever but whether that's uploading once a year or uploading every day god knows you know but like yeah you don't want to stick to just youtube like well personally i don't right yeah so we absolutely are going to sing me and you singing your diss track after this yeah i'm excited for that yeah yeah dude i've got a topic you can be in it as well no no no no simon this is this is hype man this isn't this is our mother libs this is our moment ad-libs randy randolph don't you dare be in it i don't want to be in there good this is our moment so someone's trying to isn't it like jj trying to put us on stage yesterday you did it you loved it i did it and you will do this and love it as well exactly anyway this is a new story that came out just before i start recording and it's china bands under 18s from playing online games for more than three hours a day that would hurt my money i was gonna say great like yeah i mean if if you were i don't live in china though no no if that happened in the uk you probably wouldn't be where you're where you are now do you think you play three hours a day i'm on my computer i think we play games three hours a day i don't play games i'm not that big of a gamer anymore you don't if i stream i do exactly and you don't see it you shoot often talking streaming you have like six million followers on twitch as well and you get like a couple hundred thousand viewers it's annoying stop stop no excitement you're insecure yes what about numbers why growth analytics it's not important be happy go what go spend some time with your loved ones with your girlfriend talia talia go spend some time with talia write her a lovely love note man do you think you should do it i'd be nice be a meaningful man take her after dinner what are you doing we went for dinner a couple days ago and she came to running i can't believe you took that you just forgot that this was me for you it's because you he started joining in you know four years ago man i was like no i was asking how often do you play games and then i was talking about yours do you play in other games other than minecraft dude i'm thinking of getting up i'm gonna get like some like a playstation and me nintendo switch in my room uh start playing that a bit more switches do you like pokemon yeah i like cyndaquil yeah added two well what other pokemon do you like cyndaquil 2 is above evolution nice evolution is um glitter i said it first i win i actually forgot yeah i'm better drop some pokemon facts well i was reaching for i'm gonna do it anyway i do oh wait i think did you say you want to know some pokemon facts you didn't did you no of course let's do did you think i said i'm gonna open one do i really get to keep what's in it yeah of course of course unless it's good why are we opening pokemon place i just had some why do i struggle somewhere this is this must be really fun listeners i got a charizard right charmander slowpoke oh my god poseidook clefairy magikarp far-fetched eevee uh this this wasn't very profitable no what did you you know what did you get that oh ekans voltorb geodude pikachu these are the old pat this is what i used to hire you when i used to get pokemon yeah they haven't changed they haven't changed the fairy oh man reverse lapras bill's analysis this is a terrible pattern i've got why have you you've stitched this up what's that actually happens be good look what i've got i could i've already seen what i've got um i'm not gonna read them out because john's looking at them maybe simon look that's what you do you what are you ready at clubs guys guys are you ready we've got caterpie here are they falling on the floor is that sexist oh what is it that's actually really sick it's a gold card that's cool thanks you stitched us up i didn't mean but not purpose wow i just am the pokemon god it looks like can i text my dad please because he needs to know when yeah sure you can keep this in no that's all right we'll uh now we can keep this in yeah but look at this simon shiny how's ace going it's going well hard it's going i'm going there tomorrow it is going okay i think [Music] he texted that saying call the police soon if that's okay what do you um what do your parents do they hate it did you know that i thought yeah they actually hate it they're very surprised yeah i mean i feel like everyone from nottingham whatever what about the start yeah they were just like there was a bit right before quarantine where they were like this is cool you have like 100k which is cool but you like you need to get you just use or else you will fail and die which is not good and then we can't you know i don't know it was a bit of a virus went round yeah and then uh i didn't have to do my gcses i got them for free what did you get if you didn't comment grade nine in english language yeah it's numbers a star star what what yeah that's what the equivalent number nine is the i mean the one percent baby there's actually a i don't know a star squared that's what you should call it i know a squared no a star star it's not an a little two a star and then another star afterwards because it's that good i'm actually the best at everything ever i uh thank you for these pokemon cards that's right you can keep those so your parents are supported by it yeah they're brilliant so i don't know what i was gonna ask i had something in my head and i've forgotten now i've got bare cards he's really like he's really throwing me off one of the general persona i've enjoyed uh just throwing you off as much as possible everything i do seems to unsettle you it does you look constantly uncomfortable i am like not because like just be right you just don't you look like you never know what i'm gonna say and i don't so because half the time you're there going like oh yeah we should do a tick tock together and then the next minute you're just like let's sell some weed that's how you say it simon's actually dumb i'm actually not i'm actually quite smart sam actually got the equipment i'll [ __ ] bang you out sam's got the equivalent of a star star in gcc as well wow but back in his day he didn't do a uh nine don't say that was it back in here well they didn't well done you live in the north they are 30 years behind simon that's really exciting that you do you have color tv in north yeah we do don't we hey that was awesome okay go on keep the straight face up he's dead inside i can see him he he could do this one day he actually can't though no he can no he can't because he can't talk while doing it oh i can yeah yep oh we broke him um do you see what i mean there's nothing he he shuts everything down i don't know what to say i'm just an open guy i open things up like this like this pack of pokemon cards thanks by the way he's sorry he said what did you actually play pokemon in you know what was your first game that was the first game that's crazy yeah were you in any like clubs at school are you insinuating on the net what does that mean i was in football club yeah and basketball club he wasn't in football club were you i'm sorry i wasn't in football see you said it's not a football club it's just football you can join the football club yeah you joined like a sunday league you know i was not no but school was once i played a league well what position back can i please play in the sidemen football match i think it will be awesome would you actually play yes like and i would do legit you would play be so funny but you would actually play yeah dude what i wouldn't because no because i feel like the character i'd be like really bad but that would that would be hilar but me and tubbo on defense going this isn't good this isn't this isn't good and then the [ __ ] you run pass and shower that'd be that's my dream man wasn't can i do it if i'm i'm down but the thing is everyone does the same thing of like oh yo yeah yeah we've got to play in the charity match and then it's they don't mean it they're kind of like oh okay basically as long as you're okay i would be like a good player i wouldn't know what to do i just chased the ball and trying to tackle people i mean for me it's not about a skill talent nothing's around no one's you mini minter you see above that you're like god for me it's about no it's all about none of us are written none of us are good enough footballers and weed none of us are good enough footballers to be going there to watch us play football yeah you're going there to watch your favorite youtubers or streamers tom simons fall over i wouldn't fall over i balance like a cat he's literally just said defend and fall over yeah why would i fall over when i'm defending that's counterintuitive to my goal was that i'm going to be a football pun no i don't do puns i don't do anything really i just sit sit and stare at the wall start the weed plant speaking of which i do need to urinate um yeah sure well do you do you want to go no i'll hold it oh just i mean how long have you been going how did you know how'd you know [Music] someone's like 1 hour 26. should give it a bit longer i'm uh let's go for you know we can go for a little bit longer if you'd like simon why me i'm sorry i feel this i haven't included you i kind of want you to keep talking until he pees himself okay have ireland included you yeah okay i'm so sorry what can i do to make it better um i apologize i can get you a new wife i've got a good guy i don't i don't want a new wife my wife's enough sorry my wife is everything that's what i meant to say really well well if you ever need a new wife i've got a gun so you see what i mean how do you reply to this it's just funny well i i i enjoy a sense of humor but what i find fascinating about yourself is it like oh i get i get sad that i'm so old i do you know same because i i enjoyed like what you do is what i used to do when i was like 14 and say but i never i could never make it work he's called you a 14 year old no no no no i'm saying like that that's confident i am after all and he was slow as a 14 year old when i first started making videos i made videos your style just like completely mean funny but you know i guess it didn't really catch on and now i i can't make our style of content because you can why not why not [ __ ] because i've not you have to hit the ground running it's hard you've got a character right you've built a character it's hard to change it evie man hollow is all shiny no evie yeah you bend it though stop bending it you'll damage the car let's talk about diss tracks okay never mind did you did were you interested in the whole uh randolph deji beef or did that one not no yeah i listened to your try man thanks you did too didn't you right i did two yeah but everyone the first track was fun and everyone's like yeah this is brilliant the second track was like come on guys let's just message each other now this is just like come on like come on you guys don't have to fight like this no i do agree i do agree that's right the second track was when everyone went come on you're growing man yeah yeah yeah and then deji went at jj and then it all got yeah just got a bit sad it it turned very quickly from being entertaining to a bit like watch what happens because egos are involved it starts egos are involved because you have to one up one-up you do you do this right right and you think all right this is all fun and games from my perspective they do one that's all from the games from their perspective and you're like you said what especially if the one before was good like you distract me yeah and it's good yeah and i can't i'm like oh god that was good i have to put something in it that yeah really gets at you otherwise that then it's just one about the first one's one i want to see so before we end the podcast i want to see a few of the uh the topics that we have written down to make sure we didn't miss anything um what do you think about all this boxing stuff oh simon you know i love hitting men and i just think now why did you look so startled there i i don't know anymore tommy i don't know you can call me tom you can come with me okay tom thanks thomas tom who are you thomas thomas i'll die thomas you want me to die dude yes thomas where do i i didn't need to look at my phone for this one but it's for the death of children where do you see yourself [ __ ] evie man in five years surrounded by women nice yeah moving on never for real what do you want to achieve what do you want what do you want to achieve like what's you said you want to be a stand-up comedian yeah um going anywhere so what's well seriously yeah yeah we've had your we've had your tommy and it answered i want to be a billionaire i want to kill all the french i want to okay why'd you stop no uh yeah i think uh i think i think i uh i don't really you never really if you'd have asked me five years ago where i see myself in god's know what i would i say sat next to minnie minter uh you know and randolph great led sign made by uh randolph's wife and also a son next to randolph jesus if you're telling me if i was going to be this is the guy that made hesky time just so you know he doesn't know that he's not hesitant i don't know what he's time is i wasn't born [Music] he i'm just a child in year nine he was watching the simon distract which happened like three four years ago jessica time happened ten years ago actually don't know yes she doesn't know what it is no but no i don't know i uh you can i just i'm happy right now in it if i'm happy right now kings i'll be happy forever that's husky time wow that that is potent that is a classic it is a classic but now surely you do that you don't okay you don't know where you're gonna be in five years but what are you moving towards i mean you mentioned you want to start doing a few different things um have fun with you know it's quite a strange environment i vlog channel will want to keep going definitely want to do a group channel i've got some of the plans uh for some other cool things that i'd like to try but i don't like know and like some of the stuff i've got in the works at the moment is like oh like it's very different to anything i'll be okay like it's like the next level of blockchain yeah yeah button-mixed stuff were like crazy people as well so it's a bit like oh okay so i couldn't tell you if i'm if i'm to be totally clear but yeah yeah it's enjoying it do you like recording on your own not really i think i'm much i'm better bounce off people quite a lot better than by myself i don't mind like streaming on my own but then again i sort of view like the twitch chat as a person so it's kind of yeah no i'm much better with other people but again like most of my stuff's about jokes and comedy so yeah you need like another person to bounce off do you edit your videos yourself yeah sometimes quite a lot of the time my newest vlog will so usually have an editor do it and then sometimes we go can you send me the premiere profile other times i like write out like a list of changes yeah sometimes i edit them myself just completely other than the subtitles but yeah don't say do you have subtitles throughout the entire video right yeah it helps a lot isn't it it's just cooler and it makes it better it does though yeah you focus on the audio so much more yeah jokes land harder i think it keeps your attention it does also also it makes the quality of the audio better as well because i watched a lot of your videos and like the quality sounds amazing like guys my dad asks how long are we going to be this is never happened by an estimate because because we don't need to need to be setting off by 9 pm otherwise yeah we can wrap it 15 minutes to include minor mini minters duet and randolph i don't want you in my duet i am the only person here with musical talent really hey do you have a song with 60 million views nope numbers aren't talented but my songs added up do actually equate to more than 60 million i don't care i bet you just dissed me but not to the to the beat of a song why did you do that shall stop beatboxing why did you do that yeah please do mini minter you shook balls what you are not tall i'm going to stab you it's a robot rap game what does he sound like yeah you do you're going to play that game yeah the roblox can i just clear up that was awful down like that last thing from me is just before we started tommy uh posted a tick tock oh my god oh my god he was like oh this is gonna bang this is this is such a good tick tock this is hilarious i'm so funny that should go out and that's what i sound like as well all i do is talk about numbers and about how everything i do is gonna blow up uh and i'm and how i'm a real one uh and how i'm everyone's day one homie have you posted it yet please don't say he's in another sidemen sunday oh no don't read hey comments because everything people say i take to heart i'm just i'm only i can't handle the hate i'm only looking for the hate comments that's fine i actually only get love comments get that weirdo off your phone simon please oh it's your account [Music] i am a bad guy who does wrong things after all i feel like you're pretty cool people i feel like you're pretty good at dealing with hate comments like in real in in a serious tone i feel like you're poking it yeah i did i'm not here to please everyone and it's comedy is very subjective as well so like comedy is not meant to appeal to everyone you know but the sidemen stuff like like most people can get that and go you know but like comedy is like very subjective like loads of people me sat and doing my sarcastic tone asking you about weed people are going to go what the [ __ ] is he doing does he not know this is simon minnie minner yeah that's like sparring many people yeah it's true it's true like it's fair enough but also i'm not you know but there are some people who might fight like you know it's fine isn't it subjective not here to please everyone who believes me i'm a people pleaser can you learn a lot people saying all right that yeah i think i think it's been a great podcast it's been funny it's been random it's been weird but we've learned a lot it's not been weird it's been pogba's it's been so i love the word pog okay every like we start a conversation and i just lose all now i think i think i think it's great i think we've broke tommy in it down a little bit you have not even we have we have we have not the game we have your your polite side shone through quite a few times you know i'm always polite all i do is go to women and go you have nice and and then they start crying i don't know why you know i am just a polite guy all the time well thanks going on it's been pug why don't we ask us some subscribers yo uh oh yeah goodness let's get a big diamond one so we can get a diamond led golden led please uh subscribe subscribe to this channel yes subscribe to the channel can we put that at the start though to do my uh my like proper voice come on come here what we actually get the outro the intro okay i'll get my intro voice go on then a bit cringe actually be a bit cringe yeah and i'm back that you brought you back yeah you came strong i'll do mine like we installed the randolph mod into mike that's my one i can do that yeah it's like you know i did back out because at the end of the day being cringe is the most important thing to me and i just i just can't do it i just can't do it i just if i get hate come on i should die a burst i'm just late for the intro we can't end until you do the intro um also most people especially the simon viewers family annoying at first can you believe this simon we are hospitals we're actually gonna smoke hard crack after this please if you enjoy subscribe you can always unsubscribe later and if you don't hate me by the end of the podcast please consider subscribing this is me at the end of the podcast doing the intro very confusing kind of kind of shitty on simon's part could you say goodbye to the audio listeners audio listeners i think you are so great you all individually remind me of jesus h christ from the hit from the hit show the bible [Laughter] simon simon do we get along now king do you do we because i i can we end this so i can just get this i i have to perform a diss track with him can we just get this over and i have i have a newfound respect for you you i you know you're a good man and me and you right i already have respect for you i have a new fan respect for simon [Music] you know how awkward this is he's been doing this for so long i'm so sorry thank you give me cards bro i'm gonna remember these for the rest anyways thanks thanks for watching thank you sorry that we put you through this thank you so much guys guys thank you guys guys guys guys guys i love you to death thanks for watching see you next week bye bye was that good you

Channel: What's Good Podcast

Views: 1,582,518

Keywords: whats good, miniminter, randolph, podcast

Id: 5jIqvO7SOPY

Length: 100min 28sec (6028 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 01 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/bored_i_guess]

can i just say how much tommy has grown up since last year? not only like mentally but physically too, his face has change quite a bit, the boy is growing up! :,0

[u/Throwaway45827]

Was a really good podcast, I really enjoyed it, especially the last 50 or so mins

Edit: ok rewatched it a bit, and the whole pod was really really good, I think I prefer the 1st 50 mins now

[u/DrewDrinks]

Yo its the podcast with Harry and Calfreezy, neat