TommyInnit Explains Minecraft To Logan Paul - IMPAULSIVE EP. 292

no i haven't had a girlfriend so every time you talk about girls she's funny in it but it's cat what does what do you mean by his cap that's cap that's that's cap you confuse me logan i feel less of a man 100 because of how many men in cameras and just production value they have here at uh at true geordi enterprises yeah are we poor there's a chance i'm not poor oh that's tommy dummy in it what's up guys it's the richest man going is that is that right before we started can i say this yeah you you just said me let's not talk about money too much and then the first thing that i said all you have to know about me is i love i do it for the money yeah well that's all i do i just love money right i believe you tommy no no i i i want to let you know so uh a quick context hey welcome back to impulsive no more podcast in the world thank you guys for listening watching viewing and subscribing what's up impulsive it we're so happy to have you guys dude logan lives on by the way i get the i swear to god i get the occasional yo blow gang for life still i'm in the low gang i bet you probably were no i still am i'm the only one you're leading the pack by yourself yeah yeah no i i am the only low gangster going yeah we had a good run but we're happy to have you on impulsive dude this is next stop thank you um and yeah we've been on we've been out a bit of a bender tommy i'll just i'll be honest with you bro you're getting the worst of us what's a bender okay so this is going to be good because i'll be your i'll be your older bro logan right i aspire to be like you i hope always i hope you don't no i do i hope not right now man not right now i want to do everything you've ever done i i know you ever had a manic episode what's a manic episode yeah like a podcast it's it's like a mentor where we get all crazy it's like i start telling crazy jokes which is gonna happen yeah am i having a manic episode right now yes yes that's that's [ __ ] dog voice now i'm definitely having a manic episode i've been sent into a creative tornado in my brain and it's been happening for like two weeks and i've been on a bender which is basically a um a non-stop drinking smoking partying no sleep prolonged period of time it's a bender you ever met a meth head before it's that's basically me you know you've you've just met one oh yeah with that sounds fun without the meth though it's well meth is not though well as long as you're happy logan i'm not let's change that that's why i'm here okay how are you gonna make me happy let's talk about pokemon cards look at the meaningful things this guy gets sharp it's it's crazy because you're 17 years old dude yeah but you you function and you talk and even just like how you like a 30 year old man yeah you really do what you have an older brother nope no an only child do you have parents i do have parents no orphan same same yeah okay um and and then so how how because you're so you're so you at you at 17 years old no bro you laugh but i'm i look at you i'm like yo this kid's got like way too much confidence for 17. first thing you did bro you came in here i watched you we've been here for five minutes you challenged me both me and jordy within five minutes of being here you looked jordy in the eyes and you said i think i could take you well i just know i could logan if you ever want if you ever need a new boxing partner that isn't floyd mayweather i will crush you and i will film it and i will clickbait it i'm just saying i believe i i told you this before that's not confidence it's just facts i'm going to tell you again tommy you you are that guy pal what does that guy before the podcast logan kept telling me you're that guy you you go pogbas and park and i'm like what what is that guy i'll tell you tommy take your phone alright i'll tweet something anything twitter dude i don't have twitter on my phone like an instagram story i got rid of it because it's like what you got you got rid of twitter off my phone i've got it on my laptop so i can so you tweet from a laptop yeah tweet whatever on my own that's that's kind of weird yeah yeah just change that i feel like that changes the dynamics i don't know there's a chance you're not that guy anymore all of a sudden i noticed your hair in that comment it's like it's poofy it's voluminous you have great hair logan it is it is good you know what's funny uh uh every every young influencer circa is 15 well no age like 15 to 21 they start with the poofy hair you're improve hair phase this is like parents evening pretty much dude so so he was born in the jurassic period and i'm i could be your father really how old are you 28 that's 11 years old brother brother let me just correct him that's way off that's not his age i told you just a few moments ago that he's having it's not his age he's not 28 20 nobody's not he's 26 he's like he's in the middle of nine years older than me dude you were born in 2004 well done logan dude no no that's actually disgusting honestly the only way to describe that that's offensive honestly yo when you were when you were born i was i was banging crack rocks behind the milford public library bro i was already [ __ ] knee-deep and prostitutes and god knows what and you were in 2004 it's actually [ __ ] up tommy [Laughter] that's a really interesting take i just i have no answer for you you're probably just born in 2000 yeah i was i was just kind of born yeah so listen tommy i do wanna we gotta we gotta balance genuine and jokes and i really do i really do wanna know like how how are you so where does this confidence come from and even just the way you speak you're articulate you're you know you're smart you're intelligent and you're only 17 years old and and we didn't give context uh for people who don't know who you are uh i'm me you are you and also you're crushing it dude thank you you're crushing it right now like um he he mentioned you take out your phone you do a tweet bro every tweet you do regardless of whether it's like something uh value based or like an emoji gets half a million hundreds of thousands of likes and favorites you you have 33 engagement on instagram which is [ __ ] unheard of you have three million followers your photos get a million likes bro that's i don't know if there is better engagement on instagram right it's typically between five and ten percent you're popping where does it come from tom you're doing great but why why why am i doing so great wow logan sorry seconds question about um why do you think so this is such a tommy i i i'm gonna be honest with you dude i don't follow you on instagram or youtube follow me i will after this podcast i wanted to get to know you first sure and i know you're hilarious that's what i know about you but i don't follow your content i like you you know what i'm saying like probably been going back and forth in the texts i've been giving you some big bro advice remember what i told you today tommy yeah i was out at the park with my friends and you went go do some rebel [ __ ] go ring on doorbells and i went logan that's irresponsible logan and you went nah nah dude no you gotta go do it and i went it wasn't good advice like it was it wasn't good you're too buttoned up tommy i'm not buttoned up you are i'm buttoned down you're not i'm loose i hate jokes i like i like being real you're buttoned up tommy i'm not buttoned up you need to get some you need some dirt on your hands dude right i need to what was your phrase drowning in prostitution prostitutes can you do can you do a have you ever tried a beard yeah i have to shave in the morning i don't want a beard you are lying give me a couple years i'll i'll do something terrible then i'll grow a beard and then i want to go i get that guy i get him now he's no no the beard the beard is what gets you out of the terrible yes yeah you get the beard after or get a cat you can do that that's how i get out i'm saving it i'm saving it for when i do something tommy i told you also today which is what i thought you were gonna say that the fastest dollar earned is the dollar saved you know yeah and you just responded with something like poggers or something yeah well why are you i was on the train trying to think of minecraft ideas and you're like dude i'm gonna change your life logan i don't need life-changing right now i need some water i was thirsty at the time bro he he is she so so before we came on the show today we were like we're gonna throw smoke bombs to try to just like i stole your water unsettle me [ __ ] you man how would you do that i said we're gonna we're gonna throw smoke bombs and try to like run the dynamic you're running the dynamic thank you you're controlling the show this is your show this is you know this is my podcast and i what questions do i have for you why why do you go out partying why do you do why don't you sit at home and you know went from it to intervention really well i just you know i just want to know you you know you're very interesting fellas it isn't a lifestyle i'm very familiar with i you know i have quite a lack of perspective on things so why when i get 20 shall i go out and do hard crack like is it good is it worthwhile will i regret it in my late 40s logan i want to know you yes you will you will don't do crack why i just don't if i really don't crack i swear to god i'll be honest with you i'll be honest with you that's all i've ever wanted i i will i i've never done crack cocaine okay never will i just uh the method of ingestion any anything right to the brain scares me i i feel like you have no idea what i'm talking about this is why i'm saying you got to get dirty bro but not not drugs i'm saying like tommy go have some fun when's the last time you had fun it's real fun wow you go to the park with your boys store disc or something you ever bought an nft why would i buy an nft a lot of people doing it really yeah it's [ __ ] weird man no investing you got to be safe smp 500 man investing's pretty like you don't want to do nfts and crypto yes you do are you in stocks not yet but i'm i don't know it doesn't interest me very much i just want to go out and [ __ ] do work though and go out and watch you know go out and speak to girls logan i do alcohol is that i'm gonna underage drink and then i'm gonna film it you told me i'm tick-tock you told me that you drink tequila well that's all i do i'm a raging alcoholic logan you should know this about me [Laughter] why is everyone stop laughing you're funny dude you should you should potentially uh consider a career in comedy oh i'm i'd really like logan you are known you're in a bo burnham song logan that's how i know you no it's not you're in that funny feet logan you're part of the funny feeling i know how do you feel about it how was that i feel like i'm a very easy butt of a joke i feel like often my name i'm a butt for sure my name is just like thrown out there as like the butt of a like bro are you [ __ ] different i'm upset with jimmy kimmel dude a bow bow i get it i'm upset with jimmy kimmel for real you know who that is yeah yeah james the talk show host kimmel yeah james james k jk jk yeah yeah good old jimmy uh you know him yeah yeah so i went on a show i was he was fortunate enough he invited me on um you know his late night show i opened up to him dude i i talked about me missing my testicle like it was it was some serious conversation yeah and and i'm just too young i didn't no it's fine you can watch it on youtube okay i will i will you have youtube yeah yeah yeah i dabble on your phone or just my desktop no i have it cool so cool no so not bro he went he went on a show recently and he and he made a joke he said he said he could he said me and donald trump are the worst people on earth you [ __ ] [ __ ] jimmy kimmel honestly jimmy [ __ ] you bro i'm not there no [ __ ] that how are you about to invite me on a show and have like a cordial friendly familial relationship and then a year and a half later when by the way i'm doing well i'm i'm i i'm doing well i'm not with this guy jimmy just you can invite me on [ __ ] you jimmy [ __ ] you like what why now it's just they they it's like they look at it as like a a quick easy dub go after in the poll that is that is the lamest [ __ ] to me that is so [ __ ] lame your writers were so so uh lacking content and creativity that had to do some lame ass paul joke the tonight shows have never been uh have never equaled comedic genius they're here for the easy wins the paul brothers the paul bro logan and jake paul you jake paul fan are you jake paul i'm a logan paul fan you know i'm a low gang i tell you what last year i was into your vlogs when you were posting them a bit and i said on stream and everyone was like stop and so i i did stop for a little bit and then i got back into them but secretly this time no i've not watched jake we were we were killing it last year with the vlogs i gotta say like that was the only like you're very modest no i'm gonna be honest with you bro you gotta be honest with me you gotta know when you make good [ __ ] let me write that that was a that was a good that's bro you got to acknowledge when you have a win you got to know when you write good [ __ ] thank you logan i'll get that tattooed you're welcome he's smoking here seeing his performance here today i think he might be able to beat you in a fight i think so i reckon i could i i just made you cry you're the same height as me yeah i know i could have you six foot three no you're not here i am nope you also told me outside you round up no no you're not even why would i round no you want to get girls it's all you talk about we've seen your youtube and we've seen it you know i will i know you won't you know i will i know i'll cry and then you'll get hate oh my god let me ask you something let me ask you something tommy tommy this is a genuine question bro how much of you like like taunts um like people like jordy me mike you know you challenge every adult male in this room to a fight how much how much of that is you knowing that you're 17 and i i won't you know lunge across the table and slap the [ __ ] out of you if i was because it's funny it's not you know no i wouldn't i would never i'm saying but like definitely you have some room to play like no no adult is gonna assault you oh yeah but as soon as you turn 18 you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna get a sword i'll risk it a little bit i don't know if that's why i've got big russ i think he's i think he's it's not an age thing with him man it's not it's it's the hair it's he has no facial like dude if you if you mind if you put your hands on this don't put your hands on me mine look he he looks like a saint he looks like a saint dude like would you ever consider hitting this man i wouldn't boy i would never i would never time no logan if you tried to attack me i would film a tick tock of it yeah and you would be gone like that your only low gang member would be gone and that's and you know to that i don't want it i don't want that you don't i need you you need me logan i didn't even consider that can we can we can we reset and just dive a little bit into tommy in it once again you tried to provide some context but this dude is just throwing the bombs it's like tommy what do you do i'll tell you logan what i don't do [ __ ] with you mate like let's talk about what you do sure what did you you got it you you play minecraft you got a great youtube channel thanks man yeah what what do you do what is tommy and it's brand so i've got i've got three main things at the moment i got tommy in it which is my sort of gaming channel where i just do all my bits it's mainly for like jokes and [ __ ] um it's like i do irl videos as well as minecraft that's my main one i've got tom simons which is only been going on for a couple months i mean we're recording for that tomorrow um that's my more vlog channel where i'm trying to like i'm trying to hit to new audiences on that i want that to keep going bigger and bigger and then recently by accident i've got tick-tock which has like 10 million on and i've just been doing jokes on it and all of a sudden it keeps blowing up and it's confusing but that's all i do no no no this is this is it's fascinating because like you do have a very like vine-esque like like like nice little zinger comedy type style course you're starting vine right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but it it works well for tick-tock so it actually doesn't surprise me that you're able to do a bunch of different platforms really well like like like i'm not kidding when i look at you i kind of i kind of feel like i kind of feel like you're a young pewdiepie almost but funnier i think i'm a younger you logan i i so again i i don't say that i am you you have so much more potential i just want to be like you logan you got to start i just want to be like you everyone agrees everyone does leave a like how many views did you get in your first vlog youtube vlog logan twelve thousand yeah that's facts how many i saw you post your first youtube vlog my first vlog vlog how many did you get on it 30 bill was my first one that was also my most viewed video it was pretty like you know it's coincidental thanks guys for watching guys i love numbers your first video i like saying what okay first vlog though like i'd already had like a million subs at that point what is it what is it about yeah what is it what's what's your thing like what's your why is this what's my secret what's my secret give us the thoughts no fair enough i didn't know i i don't really uh i i i i feel like i tried to make myself pretty real like that i mean that's sort of what i like off camera and it's just us making jokes like it's not like we are surrounded by prostitutes doing this that it's like i just want it to be what we want to do like i have one vlog we did recently which was i just went to bogner and brighton and hung out with my mates and i just sort of clipped it together over the week and then that got like eight million views and it was i just called it a week in my life and i think it's just i think it's the like i'm not trying to [ __ ] anyone you know i think that's sort of my main thing number one i believe youtube will once again reach a place of authenticity i think people are going to be feeding for that because right right now content's in a weird it sucks it kind of sucks dude you want me i like the the problem with youtube at the like and it's not a problem right but it's all it's especially with the rise of tick tock and so i'm not rambling am i just i go for it tommy this is a podcast um no i feel like it's a video game right like no matter what the subject whether you're talking about some like human rights issue you'll have dubstep over it to increase retention it's about the lighting in the first frame to make it like and it's not it's about the metrics being higher it's not about the the art and the content being better and i think especially with the rise of tick tock being like dude let's make it as fast pace and have subtitles everywhere as possible like i don't know i'm i think with my stuff at the moment i'm trying to lean towards the sort of an element of that so it performs good and stuff but i don't want it to be this [ __ ] where it's like it's the retention here's how fast pace it is like it's got to be good and funny and i think my thing at the moment is i'm focusing much more like over the is it retention is the thumbnail good is that like it's got to be funny first and like like a good thing and then start thinking about the youtube stuff like that comes first good i think that's why youtube at the moment like it's all just weirdly paced and it's like a meta and everyone like and it's cool and it's fine but when that goes on for a year everyone stops trying to make sort of art you know and i think it's about making that is why and that's why it's kind of lame at the moment not all of it but just you know elements a a very high level take on on something and i actually 100 agree with you like you're you're definitely wise behind your years bro um thank you and and it is a shame that the statistics now kind of rule literally like how successful you'll be on youtube and so like you said people are just focusing on retention um but even even like we watched a couple of videos on the way here and you do this you subtitle yeah all of your videos so so i think the thing is you can sort of view youtube differently right and i think like mr beast i know he views it as a ceo and he has hundreds of employees and he wants to you know be a billionaire and that's cool like for me i sort of view youtube as a platform and a bit of a video game like to me the stats is like it doesn't really make any sense because i'm a [ __ ] 17 year old i don't really get what any of this money or youtube numbers mean because it's just like why would i man um but to me it's sort of like a video game that element of it and just like making and for the subtitles like i started doing that because i thought they were colorful and made the videos look nicer and like a cooler and like for me i make only really comedy videos and it makes jokes land more because when my mate rambo says something quietly you can get it oh okay like i just think that makes it for sure funny for sure and i'm sure it helps with retention as well right yeah yeah and that's like i'm not denying that that's what i do i'm not you know yeah that wasn't me i think it's just like remembering that when people are making youtube videos at the moment it's more of a game than it is an art form yeah which is fine yeah well said like one sentence that's posted inside on youtube it would not have blown up like it did on netflix because it's you know that's art and it's not retention based he would have had to make the first minute way faster to include all the younger viewers and it's like all that would have mattered is that the thumbnail was good it's like that's not what i is yeah yeah agree it's crazy man it's crazy have you been making videos your whole life like again you're so young and i'm assuming you didn't get good all of a sudden you probably haven't done so for a while yeah yeah i've done it for about three years um i did streaming for about a year which was just sort of learning about how to talk to audiences comedic timing joking and then i started doing videos and i probably spent about six months just sort of understanding premiere um i did like youtube a couple years before that but i got rid of it because my school found my channel and stuff you you edit your videos uh yeah a lot of them now not all of them i i have editors now but i like i'm very hands-on yeah i like but every video i sit and review and like make out like eight points of like like a load of things i want it to be different and a lot of the time they just send me the premiere profile and i just do it myself no way i was gonna ask you about this because you there's a there's an intricacy to your videos that um you know most most creators like to view their final product before it goes out and um one of them there was it looked like it had been story boarded almost i think we were talking about girls we always talk about girls lady killer i'm trying to do more than that though the moment i saw a comment that was like it's kind of it's kind of his main bit at the moment so i'm trying to keep doing it it's a good bit it's a good key but you know you can do that bit as well as loads of other [ __ ] you know i'm trying to do yeah you are you uh you went on a date the other day or something yeah yeah yeah that was that was cool it was good yeah yeah so you're you're dating no it the minecraft date yeah the minecraft date but i also heard you mentioned you went on a real life date and like some some of your fans that came up and ruined the date oh yeah well i mean i mainly wanted to phrase that so it sounded [ __ ] exciting as [ __ ] i was mainly just out with my mate and like oh so you weren't even on a date i mean i mean you know me logan i'm i'm i'm always surrounded i actually actually don't know you know me logan i don't you know me we just no you just know me i just i just get you we just click leave a like me yes i'll leave a like on the video thank you yeah of course no but only three years tommy that's insane that's like that the the learning curve is cr do you think there's a chance that tommy's learning curve to become as big as he is is because he's [ __ ] gen z and he gets like tech and and he's like social media platforms it took me it took me ten years before i like got good at youtube it take it takes most people five to ten years before they become decent at their craft right otherwise everyone would do it yeah well i mean i grew up with it and then like in the quarantine like before i had like 100 000 subscribers but i didn't i didn't really get youtube before the quarantine yeah yeah the start of quarantine of last year oh so you just blew up yeah i had four million at the start of this year what do you got now 10. wait it's august september what is what is what is causing like this explosive like who are these people who are your fans like what is their general persona what is their age give me the demographic like tell me some data uh you storm out like t like teenagers that watch i don't really know but do they i only get recognized by people like my age when i'm out so but are they minecrafters are they like you dirty dogs do they want to beat up like who are these people you know what i'm saying like what are their interests what are their hobbies yeah i mean i think i i i think for most of it's mainly like people who have the same sense of humor as me which i usually find is sort of people my age a bit bit lower bit above like i don't think this especially with the more vlog stuff i think like my mum watches it and tells me what she thinks of them you know you think it's uh primarily uk uh no it's like 60 american no way i think it's funny a lot of uh a lot of uk youtubers i feel like have um uk based comedy yeah and do i have that no really no yeah i think you're i think your stuff's definitely more broad which would explain i'm not very good at like analyzing my own jokes like so i couldn't really tell you you always been funny i've been into doing jokes i've always been talking like just talking yeah i just like talking i i'm yeah but i'd say over the past couple years when i've already tried to do like i want to sort of i look up to bo burnham a lot and stuff like that because i kind of want to try not even it's like my main thing but i want to try stand-up and other types of comedy because i just think it's [ __ ] you you you ha you have to bro i'm not gonna lie you really you really should you're like you're like way too funny to not exercise that muscle it's it's it's what i um like pretty much made george get into every day for like four months straight every single [ __ ] day i text him remind her to get into stand-up comedy and finally he did it and he's amazing at it you know yeah george he uh he sat here and by the way well are we gonna have that breakdown like where we're talking about other [ __ ] yeah i guess yeah somebody let's let's do it long story short he's usually on the show but this was a bit of a ascend for a podcast to come all the way over here he didn't want to cause it seemed like a also we did a lot of this well we didn't come here for the podcast i came here for other [ __ ] and then you happen to be also coming to or be willing to come to europe and yeah here we are tommy so so okay so listen are you dating or not dude are you no no no i haven't had a girlfriend so every time you talk about girls she's funny in it but it's cat what does what do you mean by his cap that's cap that's that's cap you confuse me logan i think i think i'm too smart for you i think so yeah i just think i am i think that's possible you're a smart kid yeah the best but you're but you don't bro you're 17 years old you make you make you make millions of dollars you don't billions you know billions of dollars you don't go to school you make nfts you don't go to school go to school actually yeah tomorrow for our shoot i've had to like sign in at college and be like really sorry can't go in then college university no college here is like the like high school high school 16 to 18. yeah almost three days a week home school they're public school public school i'm in three days a week i was up at seven for the past teachers wait you still you go to public schools still go now yeah what happens what's that like what what is it like with youtube or just like yeah just like does everybody like how do you get treated i don't know everyone's pretty if people i just go i just i'm just a guy that makes videos you know who cares yeah you're not not bro you're famous as [ __ ] you're like you one of you okay yeah you are you get recognized down the street doesn't mean i'm just a like all of the when i'm in the pub all the four-year-olds i'm not them give a [ __ ] about me i'm just i just make videos not quite i'm a four-year-old i give a [ __ ] about you oh like thank you mike you know you never you never stopped to flatter me no it is it is tough bro i'm noticing myself not saying certain things because you're underage yeah the sidemen won't happen in any of their videos because i'm [ __ ] really yeah well it makes sense though because you watch it and it's all like dick-sized jokes i'm like you wouldn't want to make that with a 17 year old when we're only going to be 18 so you can start making big size jokes that's all i want to do is make dick sizes i know i can tell i can feel that energy thank you you're in aries when's your birthday dude style signs of [ __ ] yeah listen i agree bro but like if you if you want to get girls you got to know about these a little bit you have to know what sign you are because how do i get gay you'll never meet a girl not one ever who doesn't know her astrology to the [ __ ] t you're gonna hear i'm aries but i'm a rising capricorn and my lea sounds a little my sagittarius oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah i'm into that i'm stereotyping yes i love it when my girls know they horoscope you don't have girls we just it's cat no i do so now you do i never cap good good why do i feel like you would make a good magician could you see him could you see him doing magic tricks are you high i'm permanently i'm never coming down what's the craziest thing you've done as a 17 year old uh we did the skydiving that was pretty exciting i'm talking about some some real [ __ ] tommy like like really get really get into it getting recognized like we got mobbed at a train station that was [ __ ] like crazy it's like a once-in-a-lifetime experience never drove a car in reverse at 50 miles an hour down a residential street nope okay drive a car though stalled it once that was bad cool you high wire it nope just you know stalled it and then then my driving structure went don't do that how do you feel how do you feel about your ability to like construct things like build like say you got a a piece of furniture from ikea could you assemble it with my dad's help it's not you know i've got people like you logan to do that for me because i am a billionaire that's true you don't need to deal with like that i i hate things that are puny time is money logan and money is time or i just love money and i hate jokes yeah so how much money have you made total billions billions right billions i just love nft they don't yeah i do the percentage of proposed face and i sell it makes no sense but i make billions i wish i could just not take anything seriously and be at that age what percentage of you um uh is serious about anything that you say is there any like i'm honestly so jealous of that like can i ask you a question sure has anything has anything like bad ever happened to you like this tommy because if not it's about it's [ __ ] hell no you haven't been through hardships yeah i you know i never thought i'd i'd be sat on a table with alert you go have you ever been through trauma tommy this is such a weird very surreal i just i just your your attitude and your demeanor towards life is just so uh like like optimistic incredible all of those things and and you said it yourself and so relaxed and just like jovial is that the word is that the right a word no but i mean is that the best term to describe his demeanor jovial i am javier i can't tell if it's real or not so real jokes that cringe take the mask off yeah take your mask off what's really we want we want we want tommy yeah yeah sure okay i like to uh on podcast i'm i like switching very fast between genuine and doing jokes that's sort of my my [ __ ] but i can get you so what's what's your real last name dude simon's we want tommy simons here tommy simon with us today yeah um yeah i found the start this year pretty hard with anxiety and stuff about going out in public the whole getting recognized [ __ ] uh that was really overwhelming i think a lot of it the sort of feeling of alienation with youtube and people not seeing you for just like a guy that makes videos and it's totally easy to solve and i feel like you know like i'm a lot happier with it and better with it now but that i mean that was a struggle at the start this year it's an interesting um what's your experience with that with anxiety on youtube no no anxiety for me um if you mind me asking sorry no no no i don't confrontational no no i don't mind yeah no no anxiety for me i mean you know there's there's there's hardships that come with youtube um but being recognized tommy is you know it's what you sign up for like whether or not you like it it's like it's part of the game but i think it wasn't what i signed up for was at the point i didn't realize and i'm like no that's silly but i didn't i didn't know i was gonna have 10 million i thought i was going to have 30 000 and get high pixel youtube rank and go [ __ ] yeah that's all done so so let me ask you something you have 30 000 subscribers yep you're 35 years old you just you just continue to just make youtube videos with 30 000 subscribers forever that can't work i think i would have tried to be you i i didn't know i was ever going to have 10 million you know like it's such a weird i didn't know i'd be sat here with logan paul going what's your trauma tommy that's not i wouldn't have predicted this a couple years welcome to an open conversation with adults tommy this is an adult myself you can be vulnerable with us it's a safe space tommy mine is i mean minus the you know millions of views minus the cameras well people people like when when when one or anyone opens up on our podcast happy to open up um no but no but i i feel you so uh anxiety or any other uh uh youtube related kind of breakdowns or feelings i i wouldn't say i've ever had like a like a breakdown or i think the the overwhelm because again i didn't predict this and it all went from 100k to millions really instantly yeah i'd say the big thing i always i'm talking about is getting recognized because it's such this weird phenomenon that you're not meant to experience uh like like i'm one in very few people that have you know been mobbed at a train station and that's weird um i think alienation was a pretty big thing i got pretty upset at the start of this year just about the idea of you know like i just want to be i want to go out to the park and just hang out with my mates and not worry about you know being in college and someone coming up to me because of that i think that like for me my outlook was because i was thinking about dropping out of college like i was really anxious about it i didn't like the idea of going out in public i didn't like that it was this choice between privacy and identity you know if i want to wear my red and white top which is my favorite top or like this because i posted on instagram oh i got toothpaste that because i posted on instagram everyone's gonna like people come up to me that was like i went out with like with glasses in the disguise because it's like i want to see and i still was getting recognized yep but i think i was in the car with my mate will uh wilbur and if you know you could meet him tomorrow and i was saying to him like dude i'm thinking about it he was like [ __ ] off you're just a guy that makes videos you don't have any a-levels and although you get recognized it's cool like when you're in the pub no one knows who you are and even like it's cool like don't drop out of college where are you in there at the pub oh all the time on fire you're not just the guy that makes videos though you know i am it's not it's in that dude you're like a very like special kid with a thing that you're very good at and a lot of people like it yeah but that doesn't mean it does unfortunately again it's what it's what you signed up for and i know getting recognized is weird bro but let me tell you something it is much weirder for the people recognizing you which is why it's weird dude when you see someone who like these people watch you religiously they think they know you right they i mean they do it and by the way with you they probably do because with you what you see is what you get pretty much sure you know but it's like now you got to look at it down like like being able to go go out and share the like because a lot of the time now when i get recognized it's sort of people who just know my face which is fine but like now and then when you share a really impactful moment with someone and they're like holy [ __ ] like thank you that's incredible being able to experience that is is is brilliant and i wouldn't you know that's worth feeling a bit shitty when you're trying to go out and speak to people and you're getting recognized for sure but no dude i'm just a guy that makes videos i'm not really different to anyone watching this other than i spend more time looking at my youtube studio and thinking about thumbnails because it's just my job you know like say like when my mates who i'm hanging out with have to leave early to go to the chip shop that's just their job it's not like who gives a [ __ ] i i hear you and i love your humility it's it's it's awesome and you should always stay like that but like bro steven spielberg's just the guy who makes movies right yeah but i like elon musk is just the guy who launches rockets into space i like that attitude though it's fantastic it's fantastic i think if you can go through the majority of the journey without taking it too seriously and keeping it as i'm just a guy who makes videos and like it's i think that i think that humble approach is is is has longevity to it i think what's good it's good the way i've thought about it is like i used to in like year nine sit and watch all the side men's diss tracks with my friends and you always view it's like holy [ __ ] that's ksi and fixed our mini but like stone with so many leagues above me and then you go and like and now i have like the same amount of subscribers ksi had when he was doing his diss tracks and you're like oh no i mean they were just guys making videos yeah like it's fun they're still you know they're still going home and unpacking the dishwasher and being guys and you know like who gives you just a dude that makes it and like don't know that's it to me that's why i don't that's why i'm pretty like turned off about money stuff as well like it's just not really something that impacts me or thinks about i just sort of hang out with me mates and stuff keep it interesting keep that yeah it's ad first i just make videos you know and tell jokes to a camera it's fantastic i want to see how that chip so it'll be interesting to see how that chips away you know what it's doing now it's like 21 and it's like oh the rolls royce that like like let's see what happens i don't want any of that rich [ __ ] like it's it's [ __ ] and i and like i wouldn't i don't know what that means do you have like a do you have like a dream car do you have like a dream any did you ever have dreams not that uh like like that i want to make videos and do cooler things and you know like i've got loads of dreams when it comes to youtube and like making more i guess art and stuff like that but [ __ ] who cares about a golden like you know i don't give a [ __ ] about that he's honestly i want to learn about psychology and stuff like i want to learn about i want to learn about psychology and comedy and writing i really want to learn about writing techniques like those are my dreams and like study that my dream isn't let's get a lamborghini and be around prostitutes for sure the prostitutes again i don't think i don't think anyone who's ultra successful led with the the their goal to be getting a lamborghini but like eventually it's you know you look around you look at your bank account you're like i have some extra money there's a nice thing i kind of want it splurge you know you're right i've got on like the bigger fish and chips so i didn't need to get it i feel you but that's was it filling it was too much i shouldn't i didn't do it again because i knew it was too much yeah it's not i don't i don't know money doesn't lose its value just when it suddenly gets all strange you just have to go oh cool now i can like i'm just very very lucky and grateful that it's not something i have to spend hours worrying about you know and it's like it but it doesn't change anything it's just like you like you know you can get all this wanky ass [ __ ] but it's and there's nothing wrong with that as well if you want a golden lamborghini and that's something that boosts your self-esteem and makes you happier that's fine it just doesn't for me like i would totally get some crazy lighting system that would improve my content but like that's just not i'm asked about it personally i i i uh that's that's super cool i often uh have this feeling when i watch aiden's uh live streams like aiden is making a lot of money sorry aidan ross uh oh yeah sure yeah he brother kid makes bank and yeah he's still laptop webcam on the laptop curtains like looks like he hung a towel up over the window you know he keeps he keeps it humble which i think your audience definitely appreciates yeah like i got an office recently and i was a bit like i'm i'm not i haven't been streaming until i decorate it because i'm like i don't really like that i'm in it i preferred being in my room but like i felt like i had to get out of there because it was the work life separation yeah it's quite important to me i think i think and i think until about like 22 23 all the money you make should probably go right back into your content you know um because so i'm again like i watch all the sidemen and mr beast videos like giving a homeless man 10 million dollars and then it hands to him going subscribe to mr beast he's like i don't give a [ __ ] about i want to sit and play minecraft with my mates at 3am and record that and tell jokes like like the thing we're doing tomorrow is we wait when does this podcast come out next week okay cool like yeah like the thing we're doing is just going around london and telling me you and will be making dumb jokes yeah we don't it doesn't have to be this [ __ ] we're all the billionaires with bro sorry about it but yeah it's like well cause because okay we we we came to this conclusion as well like um because you're funny you know you're entertaining like anyone's in a room with you you know they're listening to your jokes uh you know not everyone's like that they gotta they gotta have a twang to their video or theme um and because anyone here could just say watch you talk to you all day and be entertained thank you um but uh just ah sorry take your time you're good thank you take your time tommy thank you thank you so all right but i think genuine question this is not i'm not i'm not trying to prompt you or lead you into something but do you think it's a bit odd that you're 17 years old sitting on millions of dollars billions for the record billions and yeah it's [ __ ] weird as [ __ ] and i never i never would have predicted this but it's like i am so lucky and it like this is a thing that i would have dreamed about three years ago even dude i used to watch your videos but even like my friend wilbur he was one of my favorite youtubers so yeah this is this is the dream this is absolutely cool so i would never want to spend a moment like i i don't know i think i it was very important to me what i was doing before and i think that's [ __ ] i don't want to do anything different i want to do that better you know and learn more about comedy like this is i i'm just so grateful for it's sick man it sounds like he's been media trained i'm not even [ __ ] with you bro we gotta we got a golden goose on our hands if you think about what you think i'm just a pr guy no i think you are that guy again i'm just i'm just one big statement i think you are that guy behind the camera i'm with the cash and the prostitutes who briefed you before this who gave you these talking points said tommy tell me you never be genuine see i don't know like don't tell them about the money you lie please tell me about poggers bro cause you you do this a lot you like i don't know you definitely have like a language like i'm old now pogba's and i don't know what you're saying that's twitch [ __ ] pogba's pog just means awesome and it's just it just sounds funny uh so i say it okay jump in it that's so easy to understand i can there you go okay give it a google logan put in some effort who do you watch on twitch uh phil's of minecraft you watch phil uh how much filzer no change your life logan i'll make you about a man i'm i'm what if you're already the best you can't be the best you're not the best what about you i'm not the best i watch phil's in minecraft he humbles me i'm just kidding you gotta watch phil i i'm gonna ask you okay thank you i don't have any problems you're gonna watch [ __ ] you're gonna watch watch phil [ __ ] it's got wifey uh cool anyway um uh listen please listen i'm gonna ask you a question and and and for all the [ __ ] minecraft people don't come at me here we go it's gonna be about twitter nah bro what the [ __ ] is minecraft like what is that what are you that guy i'll tell you what i see as a person so ignorant right like video games in general yeah but especially minecraft which i'm kind of embarrassed because it's such a big game and i should know but i'm with you an expert this is why i do the podcast you know i i love doing this podcast because i can also learn and minecraft from my perspective a noob is like a little like square person made out of building blocks going around to more building blocks and building more things with blocks sure so i for me minecraft is pretty good because it's a [ __ ] like like canvas to make jokes on so like you can do it and you can really like quite physically articulate like physical comedy in the game so it's really good for making jokes on them video like i went on a minecraft date and it's really clear what's happening especially when you get mods in like proximity chat and stuff but the game is it's just a clear sandbox creative game you know you've played video games yeah yeah cool i played i played world of warcraft yeah it's just like a sandbox video game just give it a try but are you but is it like uh it's it's not autonomous it's up to each person to to create like like build a world build a house like i saw i seen my friend that like had a lake once yeah that's i mean i like spring [ __ ] bro this guy's like yo this this this [ __ ] dude what is this cap boys um one [Music] what are speed runs uh this way it's it's where you play the game but really fast as fast as possible yeah yeah are you good at speed runs i'm actually the uh the 2300th fastest speedrunner in the world so uh that's cap nah i don't cap g what smoked him got your ass gangsta it's over for you homie what's the coolest thing what's the coolest thing that you ever built in in minecraft you're just so old yes uh you're so right yeah you're sorry he's picked on you not yes i don't want any trouble too logan oh 28 28 chris why did i add two years like a [ __ ] eight like i didn't even say a good idea gonna have kids like i mean i said an awkward [ __ ] age i'm only 26 because we haven't slept in like eight days yeah you're gonna have kids logan i'll have a couple why love myself he wants to make more of himself with the same dna god you suck i know i'm sorry the worst uh yeah you kids are you well you are kid never mind yeah i'm too young too young i'm just making videos you're just a guy making videos so you are in a bo burnham song how do you feel about that you really kind of went on to jimmy kimmel about that i really you are in that funny feeling you are part of the funny feeling logan that's funny yeah he's he's brilliant he's brilliant yeah who who who did you watch three four five years ago when you were growing up on youtube uh i watched a lot of will any um who will any will then e where he's mates with true johnny oh [ __ ] um yeah yeah yeah just [ __ ] i don't know sorry about that bro my consumption is not is where it should be um watch a lot yeah a lot of american tv with my parents like every night we watch a sitcom before bed so the office no no no i'm taking i'm talking to youtubers uh sunday uh he's a minecraft youtuber um [ __ ] steve will do it i'm trying that i'm shocked give him like a year watching no no no no people the reason i ask is i'm i'm continuing this conversation so i watched bo burnham religiously right that was one of the like it was it was him how did you feel being put in the song cool awesome uh dude i watched this guy growing up i was i was uh stunned with how creative he was you know a decade ago and by the way i just went back and like did the math and when he um made all his songs back in the day um like i'm boyo uh uh words words words i think he was like 19 when he made when he made these music videos dude he's a genius though yeah he's brilliant he's and he's always and he's always been brilliant and so yeah being put in a song is incredible i want to be like bo burnham that is the thing you should be saying well yeah that's how i yeah i do he's awesome dude i i haven't he's um he's a bit of a i think he i think he's a bit of a recluse a little bit introvert yeah a little bit yeah he's he he's just he's probably a really really really high functioning genius who who prefers like me oh alone yes you could be bo burno i will be would you ever do like a netflix type uh [ __ ] yeah yeah that sounds brilliant oh dude he's gonna you're gonna be big dude you're gonna be massive no that's on god this our podcast we're kind of notorious for like predicting and like being ahead of way ahead of just reality i'm gonna be big did you just did you just give a nickname to our audience impalers i hate it yeah he's really big on the predictions he had hit the little baby one right on the head the day the day that i've retreated and retracted my little baby comments [ __ ] goes to jail like i was actually right i should have just held up i should have a little bit longer hours just a little bit hours i was like i was wrong about little baby little baby goes to jail gone hasn't had a hit song since not true featuring featured on drake's album he's a b he's killing russian you want to know something that shows the fun thing about your situation is you can just cheat your way into victory on whatever format platform or vertical you you do so if you want to become the bet world's biggest chef tomorrow and you want to start making souffle do you know how to make a souffle yes you can do that tomorrow like this and just be the world's biggest if you want to be the world's best mini golfer tomorrow you're the world's best that's the interesting dynamic of being a hyper active like like really hot influencer you can just turn on in these new verticals and bring your audience with you to something new so if you did stand up or you started playing a guitar like you can just kind of win is that is that it's the phenomenon with boxing that but that's what i'm getting at though yeah a lot of my friends started doing music and now they're like crazy big musicians right actually yeah dream song who like makes the minecraft videos has like 60 million players on spotify do you think that's [ __ ] up do you think that's [ __ ] up like no what do you mean is it [ __ ] up well because i mean at one point like to be a a renowned artist you had to be the best at the art and nowadays you just have to be or the loudest or the best like or the most talked about it's some other it's been democratized it's it you didn't have maybe you weren't the best maybe your record label is sick back in the day now now it's you know anyone can do anything the thing about their stuff is they get the the initial like momentum boost which is cool that like that doesn't mean it's [ __ ] though he wouldn't be getting 80 million plays if it was like at all no i think it's totally fair yeah good on him man it's brilliant yeah it's fantastic like turbo will like turbo was beat my mate tubbo he released a song that was really good and he was like beating the gorillas in the charts like he's just because people can just do that and that's sick you know yeah like i think expressing yourself in whatever art is [ __ ] cool it's like you know like if i went into stand-up comedy because i do comedy and do that like you wouldn't be like dude does that not [ __ ] make sense like you know it's just what you do what you're asking is is is the same critique that all the like again i'll just relate to boxing because we've seen that sure it's it's you know these guys don't but they haven't been here why is this fair why what you know it's we worked very hard over here and i don't see a problem with parlaying my audience over here but but also that conversation is is null on their side because you guys also you and your brother both work very hard on the boxing side but i hear what you're asking though i do it's just a question i mean it's something to think about like it's it's you know are there are there not so much i'm focused more on drinking right now yeah i quit alcohol i'm not sleeping again it's just not safe dude i just want to be like the things i put my body through are um are you all right no no i told you at the beginning of the show he's eight by the way he's aged like 15 years look at it look at this directly in between my eyes and tell me what you see god you can say it bro tell me i don't get it tell me what you see bro right here over there what do you see right here it can't be that hard tommy say it i'm giving you permission bro for my spawns that's what i've got don't worry about logan no acne fam yeah i call that too much i'm already i'm a grown man though right i'm a grown man okay uh so but eventually the act is supposed to stop bro like you know i'm more and i don't have it often but recently my health are you watching is declining yeah no because i'm not sleeping we're showering ever wow we haven't slept nate you feel like you've got it it is you gotta be healthy man it's like life's like a pyramid right and you can't do the top stuff if you don't have the bottoms eat sleep [ __ ] be healthy have good mental health to do all the cool stuff like start an nft do like you've got you said eat sleep and [ __ ] you should've just stopped there that's all he does yeah but he doesn't sleep actually you're asleep no i um i'm not concerned with the acne by the way i wanted to tell you this i think our our big issue that we're running into is these like the the lines both of us the crow's feet are you worried about getting wrinkly at all nope ever it's always going to be beautiful yes i just took a very serious tone all of it you're like yeah dude i'm not okay hey dude do you want to get wrinkles no i'm just by the way i mean no no no sorry oh i'm 100 okay um i'm not sure i'm qualified logan i'm not okay because i'm like [ __ ] not but like that chaos is like currently where i'm thriving in this like like i'm i'm in the middle of like an art project myself you know you talk you talk about art which i find fascinating you know it's it's uh it's not often that a kid your age is is more focused on the art rather than literally everything else i mean that's what it dude if you want to get everything else everyone looks at it the wrong way around you got to make good [ __ ] videos if you want to sell merch and make all that like it doesn't matter you can do whatever you want as long as it's again it's that [ __ ] pyramid right all the other stuff about it selling merch doing youtube like whatever you're focused on it doesn't matter if you don't have the good stuff which is make good videos and that's hard man [ __ ] you know it's so it's so cool to see uh these young these young youtubers on the come up because you you know there's always gonna be there's always gonna be someone next next up and and and it's you tommy in it thanks and by the way why in it why are you are you in it where are you oh yeah so everyone in nottingham would go like you're like in it after a sentence oh that's time that's british slang right yeah yeah so my name's tom simons but i was like tommy's the cool version of tom why is my my name tommy it can be and so i just you know i just that was my username in it is that is that isn't it isn't it yeah it's time it taught me it right in it in it so no but in that context that doesn't make much sense to me well it doesn't but you know that's brilliant you're all right you are in it like that you are what would you say in it like let's go get let's go get uh uh sunday i have some food in it like is that some food isn't it like question mark okay i think i'll go ahead and she'll knead that into my vocabulary you ever make a pizza or something no something to consider you never made a pizza okay you know i'll consider it we can make pizza logan i don't want to do it with you no you do i don't know you do okay okay i'm just saying i bought your pizza what kind of pizza do you order like the meat feast or pepperoni really yeah yeah do you have any hobbies like like are you like uh assembling yeah i play the piano i'm a i'm a grade five jazz pianist i do a lot of piano and singing and stuff and just are you saying i did sing lessons like a year but i don't i never want to do it like that i just like i don't i don't think i'm very good at it i just kind of like doing it this is awesome i can't wait for you to put out a song have you yet no i don't really i do a diss track or maybe if it was doing comedy things like bo burnham you're gonna you're gonna it's gonna be sick i don't really wanna do this you're going it feels a bit oversized i literally promise you that you're going to you're gonna realize you're gonna realize that if you can play piano and you can sing you're gonna [ __ ] okay my mindset on that is like i could be an okay magician not a musician i i knew it i [ __ ] it i told you i called it earlier in the episode i just said it it's obvious you really did tommy get back in the hat just get back in there continue where you were magician uh yeah yeah like music like i could join the the all right musicians well not all but like there's a lot of musicians right or i could try stand up which is something that not many people and i really want to try that and like i might incorporate into my stuff but it's just not something i'm like i'm really passionate and want to make videos and do all that but i don't really like i'm just not it's not something that excites me and all that matters is like if you're not enjoying it or exciting it doesn't like i just want to sit and play the piano that's kind of it you know interesting yeah you have taste dude even the way you dress like yeah i know you're serious you got going on dude way to go thanks logan when are you gonna get a haircut my mom cooked my eye the other day really yeah get along with your parents all is well and good enough yeah yeah they're brilliant any siblings no got two dogs so cool you [ __ ] with them oh yes i did not ask if you [ __ ] your dogs that's right what kind of dogs you got because what the [ __ ] a whippet and a saluki greyhound talk about whippets yep i guarantee tommy in it has no [ __ ] idea what whippets are and good bro by the way and not not the dog tommy he needs to stay pure the world is a cold dark place full of aerosol going directly into your brain you ever hadn't ever been you've never been to l.a right nope don't don't go there don't go there okay stay here you guys are weird it's not false stay here as long as you can tommy oh you're moving to brighton though yeah yeah i'm gonna move no i'm you know i'm interested in doing hard crack i just really want to know what soft crack is all right no stop cracking it's gotta be hard i'll move to la and drag by default is hard that's what it's called it's called hard soft crack is just cocaine that's mush bush i won't do no mush mush ain't for me the world's a dark place dude and i want you to stay i want you to stay pure logan i didn't know that until you told me this is you've enlightened me logan tommy now i know the world it bad no tom you don't know and you're sarcasm i'm not sarcastic no that was a sarcasm tommy listen to me i know dude tommy see i like this you ever read the outsiders yeah book yes ponyboy the ponyboy 100 percent stay good 100 stay golden all right i will i will stay golden for you logan and michael if you had to give me one piece of advice right now i'm nine years older than you what would it be uh you know you know when you're doing things i think i think a very it might not be an american trade but thing i've noticed is a lot of people go like right i want to spend the next five years working really hard and then i'm gonna go be happy and live in l.a i think you should uh go i'm gonna get philosophical on you sure i think i don't know my philosophy is like it doesn't matter about what [ __ ] you're doing you've got to be happy then successful so no matter what you want to do make sure you're happy first and don't you know go do that and then be successful and get all your videos i also think you should make videos i think you're very good at making videos like i was looking at you tick tocks earlier and you're very you're very creative with it and good at it like i know you're giving bo burnham a lot of credit but you're good at it you should go back to making videos like i enjoyed that thank you i i don't i don't like just vlogs that you enjoy and you're passionate about because you're such a big name now that like i think as long as you're into it and it like it's a good content i think you should make videos thank you thank you tommy i appreciate that it's all right i'm just a genuine guy you you are sometimes i am you are you are you know you are you really are you really are but you definitely you definitely but jokes are more fun right like comedy's bouncing between comedy and genuine because it you know it always always unsettles people and that's amusing i i totally feel you i i had to um recently now actually more than ever um i'm having less and less serious conversations because that kind of joking serious conversations are great like off camera but i'm not here to be serious sometimes recently i probably because i've been drunk i don't want to have serious conversations it's not like you drunk logan i'm drunk more than i'm not drunk now that sounds awesome it is let's play with fire cool i'm never drunk other than when i am could you see yourself drinking one day after the crack uh i don't know a hard crack any idea of not being in control of your own brain isn't one that appeals to me see i'm the opposite i like i like that challenge i like i like throwing my mind through a loop and seeing if i could survive so far so yeah i wouldn't yeah it doesn't really appeal to me so you'll never go to burning man what's well i don't know what that is okay imagine a uh apocalyptic uh environment where there is no money and every good or service have you been i have twice you get recognized a lot yes do you recognize a lot in england yes how is it it's good do you take photos with everyone yeah everyone well 99.9 percent of the time so if i'm rushing through the airport or some [ __ ] i'm gonna miss my flight and it or like it affects me i don't you take photos yeah are you a nice creator dude like you do you give back to your fans you know whatever recognizes me i i i like if it's if they just sort of know what i look like and they're like oh cool i'm usually a little bit faster and more like you know because it it can be quite when you're just trying to be out with your name yeah like i never say no when that's like again like i mean i can't what about a dinner what at dinner uh i haven't had maybe it's just a covered thing i haven't been out for many dinners when i'm at like costa or something i do as long as it's not i think i politely go no i'm very approachable i found out like most of my friends don't have people coming up to them when they're on their own but i do like always which i'm sort of fine with because i i think i've only had one person and even then it was very tame who was like i don't like you when i went fair enough in person yeah oh that happens no no that's cool that's cool yeah but i like so if if they sort of just know me and like like they always go my sister right watches you and i'm like cool why would someone not like you my humor is very subjective i think and about like this is you know in my videos i'm a lot more i think my humor is quite intense and i think people go in and out of faces of my stuff like i wonder if he meant he doesn't like you like he doesn't watch yourself still hate me because my whole bit is that i'm mean to the side men because because no one is ever mean to the sidemen so they all just don't like it but the but the sidemen viewers are i imagine they're a little older than your demographic they're all like they're sort of the same demographic but not i don't imagine the tommy unit viewers and the simon viewers would hang out at school okay so i mean so but no but no this is what he was trying to ask me earlier describe a tommy interviewer and a sidemen viewer at school like who are these like what tables do they sit at uh the sidemen viewers would play football okay uh and the tommy init viewers would sit quietly thinking about playing minecraft and yeah but i mean that's just my very stereotype sure but what i was thinking about getting recognized is if like they see me and they know me like i'll take a photo with them i might be i sometimes will go i've got to be a bit quick if i'm in a rush to go somewhere but when it's like someone clearly watches me i've got all the time in the world okay because it's like being able to share such an impactful moment with someone so constantly that's [ __ ] awesome it's very cool yeah i'll take all the time in the world for that sure yeah then by the way like they'll remember these moments forever right the the i would do if i'm at me yeah bro well you're the goat and that guy the goat and the guy sometimes logan you confuse me i think you're confused i am i'm just a confused boy who wants to be more like logan paul stop dude i can't get i can't get it out of my mind that i'm gonna go to like santa monica in 10 years and he's gonna just be pulling crack out of a hat like a magic hat dude as a magician i'll be the crack magician pocket full of hard crack dude yeah don't just just stay clean say golden okay i'll stay clean but only because of you logan i was on the verge of meth but i turned it down i think you just turned into a robot what would logan pulled there good do you think your audience is gonna have the attention span to watch my audience i think they'll enjoy this they love you they really like when i go on podcasts because i don't i don't have you been on a podcast before yeah i've been on jack mates mini minters oh awesome and you say my first rodeo got it got it i'm yeah i'm i'm experienced could you see yourself being a side man one day no i could see myself doing a group channel definitely but not not a side man no with rambo rambo wow bow drum bow not drum bow god not jump back is that right is that i just making things up that's how i do it you've been to stonehenge have you been a stonehenge you haven't how come no one from england has been to stonehenge do you want to come with us nah yeah sorry it's next to a highway i heard pretty much how did the stones get there though tommy i i don't know so you don't know this no i don't spend much time uh studying what i can what do you know i know a lot but not where the stones came from not where the stones came from you don't [ __ ] with the stones logan give me three facts right now you you're good at this yeah i do this that's one yeah you got it yeah no you're good at this that's that's the same one that's an opinion michael nah that is a [ __ ] fact no it's an opinion i'm good at this logan are you arrogant yes then stop [Laughter] no no if i was arrogant i wouldn't stop i don't want you to be arrogant logan i'm joking you need to be more grounded i don't disagree you need to go to a pub and you need to go i'm logan paul and watch all the old men look at you and go [ __ ] off you need to go on the underground tube and go hey guys it's me logan and everyone goes i don't care you need that in your life this is the advice i was looking for earlier let me ground you like thank you tommy please okay bro i'm a spoiled little [ __ ] now dude it's a disaster i think jimmy campbell he got in my head dude [ __ ] you jimmy kimmel i'm not kidding he said he said dude he stabbed me in the back that's like my boy sammy jimmy i'll give him a little message stop thank you so what did he do he said him and donald trump are best friends no no he said he said he said something about it doesn't matter we're talking you make donald trump fan are you logan no i'm not good what do you say once again the sport of boxing has brought all the idiots out or something like that what was it like who cares dude oh dude who cares man all the american torture i really like john oliver and i'm not you know i'm stereotyped they're all [ __ ] wrote to appeal to the most people it's not it's not our it's not jokes it's a team of 100 writers which is fine but who gives a [ __ ] it's not political yeah it's but it's [ __ ] they run it through focus groups he gives a [ __ ] logan yeah congrats they're all that matters themselves dude 100 traditional media you uh you believe in aliens tommy have you have you uh had time to to release some men did you all look over there i thought i saw one why is it so dark right now you're in london fam tinted glasses in it no really though have you had time see that's what i say in it like that tinting that made sense yeah see that's when you say it in tin glass in it then the glasses in there like sort of reinforces your point cement your beliefs in the extra-terrestrial have you had time to do that no no they haven't even thought about it no abstract third i hope aliens are real be cool yeah i'll vlog with an alien i was gonna ask you you'd put one in yeah yeah you collab with an alien yeah where do you think you're gonna be in a hundred years probably in a tube yeah two can you describe that further no fair enough what about what about in five years tube yeah almost the tube not that not that yet but thinking about the tube what do you think about tesla bots robots and they go shopping for you oh all them robots it's fine it's just a bit like where's this going then everyone to the grocery store why why are we all making robots could you see yourself getting into a workout regimen and doing a body transformation for content i bet you can't do 10 push-ups right now nope but i can't make you cry no you can't i can't because i'm a sociopath i'm just kidding it's a joke i'm not what it meant i cried yesterday dude and i'm a little emotional right now i'm good i could probably cry right now i'll cry logan you probably could go no because it would it would be too hot how many push-ups can you do i don't know i walked to college get the bus tommy how many push-ups do you think you can do i'm not going to start doing push-ups i'm not asking i'm just you are i'm not asking you to stop doing it i'd like to see you do one well i'm very light like i'm very i don't have a lot of body weight so i could probably do like 10. i reckon i could do that i might that's on the the high end though but then i'd be exhausted i bet you'll dedicate a period of your life to working out yeah yeah it's really i haven't done it yet but it's especially when i moved to brighton i want to like i don't want to be [ __ ] six-pack boxer man like you i just want to be a bit like i want to feel fit physical health and mental health are really important right you that's great one day you are going to have a six-pack in muscles and the photo's gonna go viral it doesn't matter you're gonna have it and the photo's gonna go viral because people are gonna be impressed with your transformation i don't care for that though i think you're the next bryce hall i think if you get the six-pack you can isn't he the one that ksi hates uh i believe so yeah that doesn't really narrow it down doesn't mean ksi has definitely had some people how do you feel this podcast compares to the ksi podcast because he he you know i was being on the ksi but what's the case no no he was here he was on this podcast in your seat i was here i was here i'm meeting him in like two weeks oh you haven't met him yet no i've met him once for like five minutes but we're doing a thing are you surprised with how uh the height of the of of youtubers you meet because you're tall dude you know you're six foot two six for three you're six for two minutes can you believe that even impresses logan and he's arrogant you love that word oh right there you love it you got a couple words he sticks with it it's you also put on your instagram captions that's why i say it i was looking i was looking at your captions today well i am a model and i am arrogant too logan it's why i aspire to be like you i need to be more arrogant logan let's buy lamborghinis gold gold lamborghini i don't like lambos yeah you do i don't like cars what do you buy with all of your lots of money nfts and pokemon cards i'm not [ __ ] kidding what about big mansions i like my money to make money okay you're you have a lot of money don't let it sit around dude no i'm such a billionaire but no one would know and i may or may not have gambled it all away but who knows how much was that shirt wilber bought this for me because he said you look really good in it and i went okay will no i wouldn't and then he insisted he bought it for me and now i've won every day how much is it like 40 pounds i think really sure i don't know it was ages ago i bet i bet that's a designer shirt i got it from urban outfitters and it has two oh okay okay cool you messy when you brush your teeth is that what's happening it looks like just spilling out well i i think i just might be i know a girl who has to brush her teeth in the shower because it is so messy like can you imagine she literally that's the best what a dumb ass that's what i'm saying like how is that possible control your saliva i actually have overproductive saliva glands let me tell you is that that's the thing let me tell you spit stories like i when i was at the orthodontist they were trying to do it in my mouth but i just kept slobbering so they were like they didn't put the vacuum down your throat no they were like we're not going to be able to do this and one time in music in year 11 i was talking and it was 7 a.m it was very early and they asked me a question did uh i can't say fauna she asked me a question did the teacher and as i was talking just a big bit of slobber came out and everyone was looking at me and i went um [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] but you know i'm a slobber a logan i i have to go every now and then because i just slobber a bit but that's okay that's just who i am logan that's great it's better than the opposite do you slobber or not if you think about it no not much i'll stop then if you don't no no it's good no no no no no no no i want to be more like you i would no i wish i had um you wish you slaughtered more productive saliva glands i really did why uh some about being a dog excites me and i feel like if i were able to able to slobber like a dog that's cool no no it's not it's weird i think you'll come to disagree when you're older you ever had really dry mouth the opposite this has gotten weird it's been weird the whole time no no no i made it cool calm and collected and normal you two have just made it weird here's what you did you came on the podcast you challenged every guy in the room to a fight and said you did hard crack but that's just me logan that's just who i am start patronizing me i i'm not patronizing you you just need to learn learn what you just need to learn because you're better man be a better man what happens if you already know everything you remind me of a younger me [Laughter] i can't wait till he beats the [ __ ] out of him i'm so excited for that you do he's going to logan you remind me of a younger me and to that i i only feel pity a younger you i probably would have been a bit of a nightmare no like were you a smart ass when you were a kid not really just a standout lad your whole life i'm just a standout guy you know i paddle through the angry tide logan i i sit on my little boat and i sit there as the waves bob the waves of hate and i go not for me yeah and then i come on your podcast you're you're a kid dude look you're 17. you're 17 years old are you are you a lad or are you a chap cause because we landed on chap i reckon i'm a bit of a chap i don't i don't think i suit the lad i'm sorry i'll just stamp no no no gangs either you don't uh you're not banging you're not claiming anything you see yourself you know going under that that one tunnel here what's the tunnel with all the graffiti on it with all the gangs hang out i didn't think you'd ask me no come on again is that a real thing 100 percent we almost told you that gangs hang out we almost got slaughtered there i'm not [ __ ] kidding man that's your question fam when he said in five years he's gonna find himself in a tube what do you think he meant he's in he's claiming a set arrest oh fire okay that's what i meant he rap he was wrapping us at dude 100 cool you ever shanked somebody what's your favorite food uh noodles yo sushi wagga mama i like that you ever had wang mama logan you asked me to get nando's after the podcast with me perry perry chicken i kind of do dude okay dude we can get nandos cool do you have time yeah yeah dude you know what's so crazy you know what's so crazy i remember when i remember when jacob satorius was on and not to compare you to jacob satorius but i'm gonna and i remember thinking logan i'm going to in a good way i remember thinking this was a mistake having this kid on the podcast because because i realize he's so young he doesn't have like anything that there's no substance you know it's not his fault he just hasn't lived in enough life and yet this kid you're full of life and knowledge for some reason how do you know how do you know dude like how do you know things dude i just since i've had like i think when i had like 2 000 subscribers my rule was just like it's the internet who gives a [ __ ] if someone ignores you so whenever someone followed me i just messaged them going hi can you call like i just message you hi can i come on your podcast you're like right yeah i just do that because it's like worst case they ignore you you're not afraid of rejection well not because girl leaves you on scene in the dms how you feeling i block her [ __ ] that [ __ ] i don't call her a [ __ ] though i go excuse me madam yeah and then i blocked that yeah yeah yeah excuse me madam you [ __ ] up you [ __ ] that's that's hard but you know i just i've always just asked everyone like i just think i'm going off i'm going off philosophical on you go um yeah i just think everyone around you all the time knows so much more than you and if you just ask people they tell you and so many people just don't ask people about things because like it feels a bit weird or a bit rude but then you just acknowledge it and just like i find the more self-aware you are about things it's like easier and i think like yeah yeah that's a very good point yeah bro i surround yourself with people that are smarter than you you know everyone's a [ __ ] but the more you accept that everyone's a [ __ ] [ __ ] the closer you can start you just gotta work on not being one you know like my biggest goal is just not being a dick because i like that's my biggest fear over anything look at me logan i'm so genuine let's go pr team brief be on this i don't have a pr team got me mum she sometimes if i'm apologizing for something i go mum what do you think of this you guys know emphasize it more and go all right wow you know i think i have a theory i have a theory i think gen z you kids boring turbo kids born early 2000s uh even even even you know maybe maybe even like late 2000s uh i think they're getting smarter wiser uh more self-aware much much sooner because of the internet i don't i think it's just me i don't think so i think your generation's a special one i really do believe that your generation's gonna change the world like like i am i'm the next nah i didn't say you man i'm the next mr beast you're the next pewdiepie meets beau burnham yeah meets tommy it's the beast meets mr beast i want to be the next mr beast yeah that's cool that's aspirational and really do i confuse you i don't i don't really have a brain elaborate i don't have a brain that's it okay okay i no i get you that's pretty uh based yeah you confused me man this this is fast this is fast this is a fascinating dynamic it started off so strong and now i'm just i don't know who i am anymore i can confuse you logan yeah do you ever get your iq tested you should do that no i'm not it doesn't really bother me i think i did it once on a stream and i had a pretty low iq when it went oh no way yeah no way i can't do math slogan i'm bad at maths are you getting good grades in school well i do film and tv at my college so i'm not like it's like a just a class for that but in school i did like a year and a half ago i was really bad at maths and science and then english language was the i got like an a star star which yeah that was my big one i could do is english i i just i really like english and talking so uh it's creative in it it's it's the best i was just talking with someone about this the other day the one class that i loved in high school ap language it taught me everything i know about just uh communication and like syntax grammar language language is number one dude language is is absolutely number one paramount to anything that you do in real life so yeah and i can tell with you you you do have that like so it's one of the first things i said i was like you're articulate thank you you know words like you you arrogant that's a pretty big word for you i feel oh you are i'm i am what howard no no you are no i'm not you captioned it on your instagram i love it logan i'm based and grounded and i'm not self-aware about it and that's what makes it even better do you feel like you can be arrogant like like i often wonder this with like comedians are they really actually arrogant but they hide behind the veil of comedy what do you mean yeah you're like you know you make a joke you're like oh it's a joke well like bo burnham song is dead it's pretty like he's basically like the equivalent of art is dead is imagine if you went you posted a youtube video going i've got a po this is what my mate wilbur's hot take is i don't know i haven't watched it many times but he basically said sorry will and bermuda if you see this but he basically might imagine if you went have you heard the song is dead yes like imagine if you went live and had a poem here it is my job is so easy and i make so much more money than all of you and it sucks and it's not fair but i do uh and it doesn't make any sense but i make so much more money and i'm so famous and it's hard but it's much less hard than what you have to go through i'm sorry i'm sorry this this song helps me sleep at night you go what a [ __ ] [ __ ] but he does it in a song that makes it and i i haven't watched his dead that many times so i i haven't sat and [ __ ] worked but that's will's point of view on it and everyone on twitter disagrees because they're like you missed the point of the song but it's like yeah i think comedy makes it a lot more easy to be arrogant because you can't tell when someone's being sarcastic or not you know i try and like there's obvious there's clear moments in this pocket someone could timestamp when i'm clearly being genuine or just saying [ __ ] you know yeah it's quite easy to avoid [ __ ] if you just [ __ ] keep swapping between it also confuses you yeah i agree which you're doing a great job thank you thank you thank you you can't even that was really comfy he didn't get me before i a lot of people probably don't you it's great i'm not kidding you you you sort of have commenced it yeah well you and your audience does and like the people who are watching this podcast like the simon viewers don't get me they just think i'm just an [ __ ] because like because i keep telling chaos i could beat him up yeah that's funny you're very sarcastic you're very dry bro you tell me you're gonna [ __ ] sit on me dude we tweeted back yeah bro you said you and your boy gonna use me as a park man yeah we will anyway sorry come on i want to see that no i think we're done dude wait what you're gonna end i'm having a brilliant time you you are brilliant that's why thank you you go ahead you do fine other people have called brilliant no i'm not you're on the list with tana mongeau let's put it like that you and tanimojo are like this anacond uh yeah from tanacon i want to be on the brilliant list no oh absolutely not i'm just kidding i'm just kidding how are you doing these days he's are you do you like him i don't know him do people call you jake paul ever nope must be nice yeah he's good cool yeah well guys thanks for watching impulsive the number one podcast in the world watching yeah we're doing a video uh for your channel your vlog yeah shall i shout out my channel yes uh good so guys you can hit the subscribe button on this channel subscribe guys only a small percentage of what i can do my subscribe voice if you want sure really yeah please guys guys most people find this podcast annoying at first and for not lots of time so please do subscribe it's completely free you can always unsubscribe later only a small percentage of the viewers are subscribed so please just double check it's completely free and it takes two seconds of your time my turn thank you guys for watching and subscribe that was good that was fantastic good was it good yeah you can cut that if you want no 100 i feel arrogant there logan i was arrogant that was good that was arrogant it takes two seconds of your time i liked it no it's great it's fantastic it was outrageous it was not er i'm just an arrogant guy who hides behind comedy well we have yet to find out if that's true oh no i am so arrogant logan let's go to nando's and talk about objectifying things sounds like a horrible idea fantastic all right guys that's it we love we love tommy unit thank you for coming on the pause of course of course yeah we'll see you next time jordy thank you for letting us bum your set again thanks jordan he's somewhere do you flip me off oh that was a thumbs up i thought you went all right we're done bye

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Length: 85min 6sec (5106 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 14 2021