LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TINA FEY! ♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU, GUYS.
IT IS GREAT TO BE HERE HOSTING THE SEASON FINALE OF "SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE." WE'VE HAD A LOVELY TIME HERE
THIS WEEK. IN FACT, I REALIZE IT HAS BEEN
20 YEARS SINCE I FIRST STARTED WORKING HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YEAH.
I GOT HERE ON MONDAY. PEOPLE ON THE CREW CAME UP TO ME
IN THE STUDIO AND SAID WELCOME HOME.
IT MADE ME FEEL SO BAD THAT I DIDN'T REMEMBER THEIR NAMES.
ALSO, YESTERDAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I TURNED 60. NOT REALLY, I JUST SAY THAT SO
THAT PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE, "WOW, YOU LOOK AMAZING."
SINCE IT IS MY BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK THEY SAID I COULD DO
ANYTHING I WANTED FOR MY MONOLOGUE, SO I WOULD LIKE TO
TAKE SOME QUESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE.
SO DOES ANYONE HAVE A QUESTION? YES.
YOU, SIR. >> YES, HI.
I HAVE A QUESTION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
DO YOU THINK THAT THE SHOW HAS TOO MANY CELEBRITY CAMEOS THESE
DAYS? I'M WORRIED THE CAST ISN'T
GETTING A CHANCE TO GROW. >> I AGREE.
YEAH, I THINK ACTUALLY IT KIND OF HURTS THE SHOW A LITTLE BIT.
THANK YOU. YOU, SIR?
>> YES -- >> NO, I'M SORRY.
I WAS POINTING AT THE GUY BEHIND YOU.
>> HI, YES. IS KENAN THOMPSON ON THE SHOW
TONIGHT? >> YES, KENAN WILL DEFINITELY BE
ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. >> HE'S GREAT.
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT REPLACING KEENAN WITH A SLIGHTLY
MORE FAMOUS PERSON? COULD BE FUN.
>> I'LL PASS IT ALONG. THANK YOU.
ANYONE ELSE? YES, OVER THERE, SIR.
>> UH, NEVER MIND. HE ALREADY ASKED MY QUESTION.
>> OKAY. YES, SIR?
>> YEAH, HI. I JUST WANTED TO ASK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WITH ALL THE MAKEUP, COULD YOU
TELL THAT I WAS ROBERT MUELLER? >> YES, MR. DE NIRO, WE KNEW
THAT WAS YOU. >> OKAY, OKAY, BECAUSE THAT'S A
BIG BREAK FOR ME. >> OH, HEY, FRED ARMISEN IS
HERE. HI, BUDDY.
>> HI, TINA. YEAH, I HAVE A QUESTION.
DO YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD THAT SO MANY FORMER CAST MEMBERS HANG
AROUND THE SHOW ALL THE TIME? >> THERE DOES SEEM TO BE A LOT
OF US. DOES IT SEEM WEIRD TO YOU?
>> I THINK IT'S GREAT. >> YEAH, BUT, DOESN'T PART OF
YOU FEEL LIKE WHEN WE COME BACK, WE TAKE UP TIME THAT SHOULD GO
TO THE NEW PEOPLE ON THE SHOW? >> YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S A GOOD
POINT. I GUESS, I SHOULDN'T TAKE UP ALL
THAT TIME THAT NEW PEOPLE COULD BE USING.
YOU LOOK GREAT, BY THE WAY. >> OH, THANKS.
YOU LOOK GREAT, TOO. >> THANK YOU.
I'M ON THIS NEW PROGRAM. I'M WALKING A LOT.
TRYING TO HAVE MORE OF A REGULAR SLEEP SCHEDULE.
DRINKING A LOT OF JUICE. >> THAT SOUNDS REALLY HEALTHY,
FRED. >> OH, IT'S SO IMPORTANT.
NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN L.A. I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU TO MY JUICE
GUY. HE'S BRAZILIAN, ONLY SPEAKS
PORTUGUESE. AND HE DOES THIS THING WHERE HE
PUTS A LOT OF THE PULP OF THE JUICES.
SO YOU GET MORE OF THE FIBER. OTHERWISE YOU'RE JUST GETTING
THE SUGAR AND THE WATER AND THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.
THE FIBER IS REALLY WHAT YOUR BODY WANTS.
I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT?
OH, YEAH. SO THE NEW PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE A
LOT MORE CAMERA TIME, YES. >> OVER HERE, YES.
>> HI. SO THAT WAS ACTUALLY ROBERT DE
NIRO? >> YES, YES, IT WAS.
>> WOW. >> YES?
OVER HERE. >> YEAH, HI.
ME, AGAIN. I WAS JUST WONDERING HOW COME
YOU HAVEN'T ASKED ME TO PLAY ANYONE ON THE NEWS.
I LIVE RIGHT DOWN THE STREET. >> YEAH.
THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION. I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY HAVEN'T
ASKED YOU TO PLAY SOMEONE ON THE NEWS.
I'M NOT IN CHARGE OF THAT. >> WHAT ABOUT STEVE MNUCHIN?
PEOPLE SAY I LOOK A LITTLE BIT LIKE HIM.
>> DO YOU WANT TO PLAY STEVE MNUCHIN?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS, BUT IF I LOOK LIKE HIM, YOU KNOW --
IT WOULD GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO.
>> OKAY, WELL, THERE'S A SIGN-UP SHEET IN THE HALL.
ANYONE ELSE? YEAH.
>> HI. I WAS HERE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO
AND I FORGOT MY HAT. I THINK I LEFT IT IN THE HOST
DRESSING ROOM. >> I THINK I SAW IT.
I'LL TRY TO GET THAT BACK TO YOU.
>> OKAY, COOL. BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, I HAVE A
SYSTEM IN PLACE SO I'LL BE ABLE TO TELL IF YOU WORE IT OR NOT.
>> OKAY. WELL, IF THERE ARE NO MORE
QUESTIONS, I GUESS WE ARE DONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> NO, WE ARE NOT, TINA. IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO
FORGET TO SURPRISE YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU ARE CRAZY.
ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE HERE AND EVERYONE WATCHING AT HOME OR AT
A BUS STATION, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TINA FEY.
>> OH, THANK YOU, TRACY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MY BIRTHDAY WAS ACTUALLY YESTERDAY.
>> WELL, SURPRISE, GIRL. AND IF YOUR MAN DOESN'T MAKE YOU
FEEL SPECIAL TODAY, I WILL. IF YOUR MAN DOESN'T GIVE YOU
WHAT YOU NEED TODAY, I WILL. >> YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH MY
HUSBAND JEFF. YOU WORKED TOGETHER FOR A LONG
TIME. >> NAH.
WHEN IT'S BIRTHDAYS ALL BETS ARE OFF.
YOU'RE 60, BABY. THAT'S GROSS, BUT I LOVE YOU.
>> I LOVE YOU, TOO, TRACY. ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
TONIGHT. DO YOU KNOW WHO'S HERE?
>> WHO? >> NICKI MINAJ IS HERE.
>> NICKI MINAJ IS HERE? >> YEAH.
>> I'M GOING TO GET THAT PREGNANT.
>> STICK AROUND. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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