Tik Tok Is Cringe, but some are good

tick tock everyone's favorite app the more i think about i'm like well at least it's better than twitter right let's check out some great tick tocks absolutely the best see some of them are funny i mean i know it's just a random [ __ ] video but step aside rumba this isn't your business this is none of your business hello casually did that i don't know animals crack me up just because animals are just themselves right there's no you know there's no pretense that's why it's funny no this isn't abroad it's cornwall i've been there expectation i love these it's so funny because it's so true if you lived in uk for a while it's just like yeah it's always kind of just gray all the time man i don't know how i guess the tick tock algorithm understands me and i get a lot of these and they crack me the [ __ ] up sorry michelle keller talking about scooby doo offered so much more than every other cartoon it was so ahead of its time true story they they did it was hard to figure it out and it wasn't gender specific it wasn't a boy's cartoon or a girl's cartoon or any of those things it was a talking dog you know what i mean you know bro it's like it's talking dog what do you want me to say what's the point of this interview it was a talking dog yeah yeah i don't care magnetized floor used in fell pressed right against him but what's a magnet i don't get what i get that this is like a fun little fact and i'm sure i'll i'll say it before i get the chance watching the movie again with someone else hey you know why the ring fell really like it felt pretty it looked pretty heavy there huh you know how they you know how they did that oh they probably use magnets or something no i don't know there's something about just completely pointless information that just gets me man did you ever wonder where would you end up if you take a tunnel through the earth this new object okay so i actually saved this because i wanted to check it reality tool by google just lets you do that and the tool is called flume gotta download flume we're downloading flume now blooming it up what's underneath us is it china like they always said it's a [ __ ] lie there's no app called flume i've been bamboozled [ __ ] you flume suck my dick tick tock violence in canada graphic 18 plus oh boy hope i don't get oh no gently puts it down and skates away [ __ ] you canada they go hard in canada you don't mess around with canadians damn doom cool it mister in front of the children what is wrong with you you savage okay yeah i showed up in my own face what are you going to do with that alcohol david what do you do with that whiskey yeah you slime ball you sleeze ball that actually looks insane in person yeah get david dobrik the [ __ ] out of my feet what does he do with money bags i'm gonna give it away to my fans because i love my friends so much it's a giveaway what color do you see okay uh there's many colors there take a look at this square what color is it what if i told you that it was a red square you'd likely be a little confused and you might even argue telling me that it is not red it is naughty colored it's multicolored what do you say if i then said well i'll prove it to you and then proceeded to point to only the examples of red spots in the picture would that convince you no it would not convince me those are red squares you're dumb [ __ ] you asked what the color of the square is of course not you challenge that flawed thinking and points but how often do you look back at moments in your life when you felt down or you couldn't cope and then generalize those moments into a statement about your whole life for example only bad stuff happens to me rather than seeing the huge variety of different experiences hey don't turn it into some positive psychology way of thinking all right i want to know why the [ __ ] that cut that square is red that was the point you know you don't trick me into something making me feel good about myself or my male well mental well-being get out of here thoughts that you know so if you're telling stories about yourself that aren't helpful ask yourself is this story actually true or am i only focusing on those moments that feed this story and ignoring the wonderful bright colors that appear in the other places in my life get out skid out skid out get out of here it's red it's not red it's it's a rainbow square [ __ ] [ __ ] you [Music] [Laughter] some tick tocks are genuinely so funny oh okay this is cool so you know i did this play through this game we call it called before your eyes and actually found it through a tick-tock isn't that crazy i would never have found it otherwise [Music] i was like oh that sounds cool you use your blinking and you're crying love that i'm officially not a tick-tock hater just because of this one tick-tock that helped me find a cool game why are chinese no good at cricket why are the chinese no good at cricket because they eat all the [ __ ] bats oh they love that joke yeah [Laughter] sort of thing with india and china that i don't know about that if so that makes it funnier but i'm too impatient to wait for the ice to melt well that hurt but i can still walk so while i'm here again disoriented and the ice feels extra slippery for some reason jumping on my board doesn't feel quite the same this time as i must have hit my head pretty hard everything just feels like it's spinning and spinning and spinning and wait a minute where am i i'm so confused there are some cool thick thoughts i my mind is changing slowly i'm opening up i like it okay so this is a british like uh postman delivery notice left under great bin [Music] thank you postman i would never have found it otherwise i like how this has been reposted like what four times look at this thank you for specifying postman would you buy this phone for two thousand five hundred dollars hey look who would spend that much on a cellphone this is the samsung galaxy z fold two pretty cool right so would you buy it okay now dumbest idea ever i bought two of them one for me and one for marzia [Music] why why do people have to add themselves into these [ __ ] whatever like this is fine on its own you don't need your stupid face there going perspective how does it work man what the [ __ ] dude it's stuff like this that makes tick tock so cringy maybe a trick that you need to start using today to organize better you can unscrew the lid and put i can start using that today thank you yeah what the [ __ ] would you do that i'm glad at least some tick targets are calling out how [ __ ] dumb they did it that's hilarious top dogs that can kill you quickly [Music] millionaires within seconds george georgie two to three business day mate i get the job done i get better get cracking mate just scared of shiv man okay so apparently if you take chapstick and put it on the bottom of a cap and then put that cap on something made of glass the suction will make it shatter but i don't believe it so let's try it okay so they didn't show the result thank you it just ends there oh okay i wonder what happened it's not like we can see that you just pulled it out [ __ ] you just take talk god i hate some of that youtubers that didn't let money change them part one oh you guys shouldn't have done that mr peace deserves it for sure am i where am i in there you forgot to put me inside best life hack ever ever ever put your keynote for a shopping trolley use your door key just use your door key bro and if it gets stuck you won't be able to go home but at least you got your that's such a shitty life hack plus you would have to take it off your key chain that's more effort than just going up and asking for a pound get out of here get out of here it's not the best life hack ever making unusual watches so you don't have to wear boring ones yeah they look sick how do you tell time on these seriously how what hey man uh what let's see how i watch what's the time uh it's let's see the sun is in the just give me a moment just give me more i got this i almost got this let's see here let me just like what it's four four ten okay i got that one right no the moon disappears what okay it's uh which one is which though which one take oh my god there i get it it's cool and yeah yeah they're really cool but i have to tell the time on that thing this is why we can't get it back in the bag another completely unnecessary woman that decides to film herself for no reason just let the tick tock be okay you don't have to add yourself i understand it's tempting did you know that banging on these american airlines try to save money by removing a single olive from their meals they removed the said olive from every single first class meal and in total this helped them save around forty thousand dollars i didn't know that now i completely understand the entire airline industry and whether they're trying to skip down on it god damn it this is where it all went down in the 1990s those american airlines it starts with an olive this is why you should never budge to anyone just trying to be like it's just olive bro look where we are with airlines now it's just an olive man don't worry about it are you crying over an olive it's not the olive it's what it represents for the future who out here spending 390 000 on an aliexpress pool like is there a market for this who's buying this like is it a scam but for that's literally like spongebob this is from like the nickelodeon like water yes it's a scam it's a scam you've been scammed you've been scammed out of the water park [ __ ] i ordered a water park and i got scammed yeah companies probably manufactured these [ __ ] things i don't know what to tell you isn't that scam i don't get it have you ever been to a water park then yes yes there is a market for it what the [ __ ] hell yeah i'll buy it 320 hell yeah give me that give me that now very good this has been tick tock with me pewdiepie if you enjoy episode feel free to hit the like button it helps me out so much you wouldn't believe thank you and the breakfast oh oh what it was spins

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 3,835,032

Rating: 4.9638 out of 5

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: Yo7x3LnWOYw

Length: 12min 10sec (730 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 20 2021

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