Lil Duval in The Trap! W/ Dc young fly & Karlous Miller

all that i cruise i hit the back roads and like to ride through all the little scenic routes they trying to add a win i said i even do myself like that you're better than me i i ain't doing over six i haven't told maybe trying you two hey i ain't gonna lie though i'm gonna be the horse by the sixth one i'll be horse by the third game y'all be safe keep going stay down stay prayed up lil mama appreciate it be safe thank you so much y'all stay down man we're gonna what that's [ __ ] that's it [Music] but you know what i really don't like doing bro like you said i don't mind doing [ __ ] two two two about a second one i can't do three shows that [ __ ] it feel like a job after that bro they feel like a job after the first cause i tell myself i'm not gonna go full throttle the first the first show you didn't win dumb bunkers stupid and by the time you think about it you like man random sound systems don't be that good so you're straining more come on man the only reason why i went i went crazy man i mean mississippi started though yeah but i was i'm only doing like one a month why just that i don't i was cool with not working no more this year but i just wanted to continue to get to keep my [ __ ] keep my [ __ ] straight that resting [ __ ] do happen no this [ __ ] like exercise when you stop you stop for a while you feel it right right right i just do it to make sure but usually by the second shirt i'll be like man i ain't really gonna do this man why you why are you i don't want to get back out there oh i said i don't feel like it's still a bunch of sick [ __ ] out there to me yeah ain't going nowhere go get your money unless you just literally at the crew all day every day you still out here with the people you steal when you go to the grocery store when you're going [ __ ] right here you know what i'm saying period he's feeling so it like even just basic [ __ ] basically needed how you living i'm still gonna be around 150 you [ __ ] go to walmart right now all right that [ __ ] bigger than the company club i ain't been to walmart in about a year for real i swear when you been buying your you your [ __ ] i just ordered heavy sense of the crib even that how the [ __ ] you know the man man ain't got this [ __ ] i don't right leave it on the porch leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here you know the doorstep for 14 days now if i had a hometown if i had like other sources of income where it would cool like at the end of the day i couldn't have worked no more this year and still have paid my beard you see what i'm saying like i couldn't even steal when the workers still would have been screwed but it just to the principle nah [ __ ] i'm gonna go get that bad i don't blame you [ __ ] it i don't blame you i got too many [ __ ] feet i don't blame you the only thing is i ain't had no um oh that's it i don't blame you they're not going either no [ __ ] that that's what i'm saying i can't sit on my air bro i'm too much of a hustler bro i ain't like that that [ __ ] just no that [ __ ] just ain't me i mean i don't i'm sorry now when you see how fun it is just chill what you mean i want to cheer so bad i want to go on the road you just said you just said man i just can't sit still no what i'm saying is i don't mind it you feel what i'm saying i don't mind just going and kicking and doing i did that already but what i'm saying here i got to go get some money man that's what i do oh that's what i do every [ __ ] be like hey well one thing you know about shawty hill shawty stay to himself and show them how to get some money that's what i do so i can chill and do that anytime that's nothing but what i do you at the age where you're supposed to be getting this one you're supposed to be getting everything you can that's what i do but you know but you know you're not wrapping up you've been in the game you've been having you've been here i could be don't get to it i still want some more money but i ain't gonna charge do me when you're going to eat no but dude what i'm also saying but then what i'm also saying too it wouldn't have hurted me if i didn't go to work again the rest of this year because i think strategically and methodically ahead like that like rainy day they never been arraigned today since march 15 to my first show in august [ __ ] well that was thunderstorm every [ __ ] day you know what i'm saying like [ __ ] be like can you hold off and be like now what's up in the rain today can you really manage i know how to manipulate i'm tight yeah like i eat oh twin all a week hey you just feel salty no idea oh i can't keep nothing clean i can't keep nothing clean i'm 28 i can't keep nothing clean i can't keep [Music] [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] um [Music] whereby by my knees my leg i can't keep nothing clean can a [ __ ] bring me a napkin please hey man welcome back to the 85 south show we in here today and we're up to the usual shenanigans but it is not your typical day in the trap house we got a very special guest who in the chat who is that [ __ ] living who is the driver with us today man we got none other than [ __ ] getting a lot of requests to have you come through the trap man yeah man i know it man they've been hitting me i'm like when you gonna go over 85 stuff but i guess because i [ __ ] with y'all so hard you know we take it for granted like yeah let's be there right you know you'd be like you'll come through so now we're finally here so we're here we locked in got the og right just like you said you you always knew that you would come and just like like [ __ ] we'll get it yeah that's it we just be like here to come you know it's gonna i like stuff that happened organically and that's how this happened organically but i damn near forgot i was supposed to come to you called me this morning you still [ __ ] with it oh yeah yeah yeah but she's not the same we gotta go ahead and put you know what i'm saying in fruition sometimes we can't wait sometimes you gotta make that phone call yeah this is the perfect time too there's so much [ __ ] going on in the world and you've been navigating this [ __ ] like a whole g yeah cause i've been sticking to myself exactly it's been stuff going on in the world but not in my world yeah you're a traveling [ __ ] man i'm a living [ __ ] it ain't so much to travel and i just live you know and in the midst of me live and i do a little traveling here [ __ ] some of the stuff i like to do it ain't here because if it was here i wouldn't go nowhere right like swimming with sharks yeah yeah i [ __ ] with the swimming with the shaw i just like swimming you know and i learned through swimming by bumping into a couple sharks that ain't what we think there is yeah there's some whole another [ __ ] they ain't thinking about us i ain't going down there though come on man go with me i know cause i went deep sea i ain't really go deep see that i went to snorkeling [ __ ] the scuba diving with the tube but they keep the uh neck on the on the helmet but you can go back oh that [ __ ] but you can go back 20 feet though [ __ ] you crazy of 20 feet you got trapped in that cave or some [ __ ] oh yeah oh my god i've been almost died a couple of times yeah on social media i got stuck in the i went down this little cave in jamaica where you go through this way and come out the other way but while i went down there i had mr went that way and i didn't know where to go after that so i had to hurry up and get out and i didn't know where to go and i kept bumping my head and almost died but luckily i went back the other way and came back out where i came i would have panicked i was [ __ ] on myself again that's the key that's that's what people don't realize panicking is real right you got to really know how to calm your ass down and i learned through scuba diving how to keep my composure even in everything in life i learned a lot through school with data yeah you know you do a lot of adventurous [ __ ] that the average [ __ ] don't do what are you do you just get bored a lot and like where you find the the motivation and inspiration to do [ __ ] like scuba diving and flying a plane i think it comes from just simply from living and doing so much i've always wanted to do like i get tired of stuff easy so i say all right what i'm gonna do next i'm gonna do this next and then i say all right i'm gonna do this and then i get if i see everybody else doing something i want to do something else so by the midst of me being old now i haven't done a lot of [ __ ] so it's just now i'm on the next level because like like now i'm trying to fly but every [ __ ] age be about to fly now i'm just to y'all that seem new but to people my age this is what they normally do right one do you want to be a tuskegee admin no i ain't want to it's just i'm at that level and that's like i don't me try to understand what's next i don't know whatever i feel like doing i didn't think i was going to be goddamn off-roading like a [ __ ] until i started this [ __ ] yeah i love that [ __ ] i rode [ __ ] off chain yeah i like mud and i like [ __ ] white people [ __ ] there's living no that's white people [ __ ] that ain't ain't nobody people [ __ ] i watch your stupid ass it ain't just it ain't just white people doing it though you know stupid black people who was influenced by stupid white people nah we just we just getting there like we thought everything was stupid and then next thing you know we doing it because we want it i would have did it though i got asthma so that way i can't do it with the scuba diving [ __ ] nah with the sky that's got that too much for me to take in and breathe at one time [ __ ] real i don't know about that i know y'all trying to grab some breath yeah i'm the only thing with the feet crow that's how you know i'm the but like i said you got one of the coldest mottos of this whole pandemic we in this together but still the [ __ ] away from me right that's real that was me before don't pull up on me i'm with y'all but don't get too close to me i'm nervous i'm a young little [ __ ] i get nervous so that's why i say stay the [ __ ] away from me so have you ever so you even been going by the work oh yeah i've been performing i've been doing [ __ ] here and there i try to i try to keep my keep my whistle wet you know stay on stage because this [ __ ] like the gym if you miss it too long you feel it yes it is so i try to stay on stage until everything open wide back up plus i use this time to work on new [ __ ] try to slip new [ __ ] in here and then right who's one of your favorite cities to work on your new [ __ ] cause you know in certain cities it's not so much the city it's the crowd like you know certain crowds especially when you're doing these comic clubs you do you do a bunch of crap you do a bunch of shows in one week right so some crowds you know i got to perform and some of them they just go with you but oh i can try something here right yeah so i think the dashboard i like that i love nasa nashville baltimore too you can travel nashville watch me for about 20 minutes they'll let me do comedy yeah for 20 minutes then they're like nah [ __ ] that bro say that [ __ ] yeah we [ __ ] with your joke brother say that [ __ ] right right we don't want that paul right now i just say that [ __ ] talk about this [ __ ] over here bro yeah we both didn't [ __ ] just so you were talking about him they beat them like that see that's the [ __ ] out there i have miami here they see a front row they like here they gotta know you see these goddamn shoes crazy man well they showed us much love when we went to jail amy always showed me love from day one yeah all right i just got back in that grove improv you did coconut back yeah yeah yeah yeah after benji do two hours on the first year then you got to do an hour then he gonna do another one he always showed me love i ain't never had no problem even with them doing a lot of time before me i never i never had no no no y'all like that not cause it was a it was it was most communities it was a nice club but it was a hood room if that makes sense yeah okay nice ass club but it was a good ass room i'm talking about this wall the good drug dealers was at like these what [ __ ] who was waiting on the house these was successful drug dealers successful strippers and beautiful [ __ ] and things of that nature and then you'll see some weird [ __ ] it'd be a white dude who looked like he the manager had to move it there to leave with nine bad [ __ ] and jump in a bentley damn [ __ ] like that it was just a strange ball in the ass club it was normal to me because i'm from florida yeah to me i didn't notice the weird stuff because i guess because y'all got some like white [ __ ] like somebody likes [ __ ] you don't even know it'll be some rich [ __ ] that play like baseball for the marlins or something show up and they just have like five [ __ ] rolls royces outside 22 hoes and you like why these hoes ain't talking to nobody these is all his hoes it'd be one club full of one [ __ ] hoes only in miami man santana clinton porters and somebody else they had a party in in la i mean not in la dc and you know when the football players they say man we're gonna have holes in everything right so i'm thinking [ __ ] we offered to be [ __ ] coming found out all these all these hoes were they hoes they was they hoes that is the worst [ __ ] and you couldn't do [ __ ] because they [ __ ] all them all so they that [ __ ] was not funny that's a terrible thing like why are you walking through a room because somebody else focused on these [ __ ] just on the football player yes they was going for the bag they was going for the bag bag and these when these [ __ ] were hot hot right and then it'd be one of them [ __ ] that'd be worth 100 million dollars yeah you can't compete with 100 million dollar [ __ ] man you gotta have that sauce that way you just got a whipping cream not on these hoes come here baby now these hoes don't give them a you high as hell come on with it the only way you gonna get some [ __ ] you hang out all weekend and you catch them before they about to leave you catching that whole sleep walking you catch that hole that the [ __ ] ran off the [ __ ] tired of that she ain't getting [ __ ] so you'd be like i [ __ ] you you gotta catch that though the one you the one that's gonna [ __ ] you everybody come like bro you [ __ ] what yeah you [ __ ] up that's who you are it was hard back then man you like that night you [ __ ] with the right batch of hoes audio all of them all of them and they got they had a new world i know she ran the worst thing about these hoes it don't matter what you doing they have been somewhere and had more fun listen to me you turning up listen she'd have turned up way ten times harder than me that's why i don't [ __ ] keep doing something that's why i'm [ __ ] with them instagram hoes i [ __ ] with the facebook tv man cause they take care of them you gotta take care of them hoes on instagram and get the women from your chat on facebook instagram host twitter right now hold on instagram what i said i said uh when i said [ __ ] they got all the time and they get crazy you got to take care of them instagram yeah instagram hoes you got to take care of them facebook hoes they take care of you for real stay woke up how you doing darling [ __ ] don't call me your daughter [ __ ] i love those [ __ ] dollars i'll take it what's the dollar ain't no baby dog [ __ ] i don't call me no dog i'm a grown ass man [ __ ] [ __ ] wrong with you how you doing darling darling [ __ ] gonna read his other words and [ __ ] they call you darling cook for you after they after you [ __ ] you darling she like using candles i hope she got a shirt one time i was with this rap i was with this famous instagram girl hey one time i was with this famous instagram girl doing this like her phone kept ringing and the [ __ ] who was calling i was like you need to go talk to these [ __ ] you over here bullshitting with me these are the life changers it's the one that can put you where you need to be man let me tell you something all i'm running through man unless you got somebody with no followers who don't even be on social media because social media is a whole nother world this is one thing that men gonna have to just come to terms with your [ __ ] been ran through but now you did that too but women like dick more than we think they do yes they do oh they enjoy it they they they got favorites yeah yes how you think we is about women the exact way about i realize when you when you become somebody the tables turn so you see everything that you think that a woman ain't cause they be it with you you know what i'm saying like they might this is deep not for real you're going somewhere keep going oh geez hold up slow it down slow yeah cause they be like we think you know we put girls in category like nah she ain't no ho she ain't no freak right but when you somebody and they creeping right you see it you see it you see all the [ __ ] so you don't you treat all the women like hoes off top and let them tell you where to put you where the category to put you in you put them in you know what i'm saying i see what you're saying so you're saying once you meet up once you meet a girl no you treat them all because every woman want to be at home they just don't want to be known as one they don't want to be that's another tweet too maybe maybe it's just a certain group of individuals that these women will be hoes for exactly and to be included in that group is a privilege some dudes ain't never gonna get the experience like what true hoes do yeah they not because they just don't [ __ ] they just don't get the surface they talk too much and they need [ __ ] like us to tell them the adventures that we've been on with these hoes so they can be aware of the other side and i know you know because you ain't you ain't you the proclaimed like side [ __ ] was you but see my life has been taken in a whole nother direction but you got an old lady the information that i gathered as a side [ __ ] uh-huh will forever be cherished and used in my advantage that's what i'm saying you learned a lot right like i learned to be a flounder let me tell you how to cheat when you cheat you cheat with somebody that's with somebody too right so if you get caught she get caught too stay well you see what i'm saying but that can also be dangerous that thing could be a kill because she gotta have he'll pull up on your ass no if she's gonna lose she's not gonna be out here while right you're watching she watching she's not gonna be not that i cheat because black men know she's never have been never never will but i'm just saying and talking to the white men that do yeah and if you do cheat cheat with a [ __ ] in the military because them [ __ ] are professional cheaters right and they'll shoot but look if you're not with your main lady or your side [ __ ] yeah you cheating that's that's when you're right you're not wrong when you're right that's just the facts i understand that one more time if you're not with your main lady or your side chick you are out here bad that's cheap let me tell you something about cheating for you i've never cheated with my dicks off huh i've never cheated when my dick was soft that mean he wasn't trying to fall in love with him which means come on somebody no that means now i'm wrong keep my dick soft and i never cheat you see what i'm saying ladies if you don't want your man to not cheat if you want your man to not cheat keep your dicks off keep his dicks off the hell you talking about keep his dicks off that means every time his dick get hard keep it soft cause if his dick's off he's not around here [ __ ] he can he's with cooch you see what i'm saying you see do you see what do you see i'm trying to teach the women how to keep your man from cheating basically it's an empty ball sack prevents a broken heart stay woke so what you saying there give some coochie before you need help every time his dick is hard get it soft that's the jewel that's how you don't get by yourself [ __ ] ain't never i feel like this part this part of the game y'all don't y'all don't understand you gotta find a lady there to get you some [ __ ] even when she mad who huh you gotta find a lady that'll give you some [ __ ] even when she's mad even when she said quiet the room guy yeah you can hear the light i don't want no prisoners hey mom man wait wait wait i don't know cause that could go wrong cause she give you some [ __ ] because we're in a vulnerable state when we bought the nut she could beat the [ __ ] out of you ain't nothing you could do about it when you get he's like was nothing i could do but try to survive and you got out that water dude all right then with god [ __ ] that's what's going to get you out of that when you nothing is there anything you was able to do while y'all was nothing nothing nothing ain't nothing you could do while you grab that scrap that's crazy ain't nothing you could do like like i heard keys you ain't grabbing nothing while you're younger than us man he's not grabbing though i'm wearing the grab the pistol.net and let's see how see if you can do it i'll grab it i'm gonna look right in the camera and tell you i am at the age where i fall asleep before she back with the towel i surrender [ __ ] before she even you want to tell me baby i'm asleep she got to wake me all the way up for the town i'm telling man i'm asleep like what what time girl that was hours ago i [ __ ] you tonight [Laughter] me too man yeah sometimes i don't even have to get the puss i just like falling asleep with [ __ ] clothes yeah that's it you just want to know the fact that you know you can get the push you're like right if she's in another couch with her panties off and i'm over here sleep i won right i get some [ __ ] even in the conversation when you tell your homeboy she was naked and everything [Applause] we'd be overlooked and when the [ __ ] say with me why was you already in the bed yeah it's a win [ __ ] i could have [ __ ] i ain't wanting [ __ ] [ __ ] she's with me now i still ain't here it's sunday she's just waiting i'm gonna go knock off tonight [Applause] oh my god that's why i came missing i'm a boost none of the city girls all they gotta do is give me one round of culture i'm falling asleep they can rob me blind i'ma wake up where i feel asleep at everything in the house go okay do that like stick with old women but you got my strength well you got to be straight up with old women don't talk don't talk more than you can buy though talk your [ __ ] for real with the mo women because they don't expect you to do all that and my old women be wanting you there all day though not really they just want to have a good time and with them a good time all day all day they too weird they do strange [ __ ] that you don't even know strange until you get by yourself and you think about it like you bring a young chick to the crib man these young hoes smell like pee you lose it you better lost it in the house and then you find them upstairs in a weird-ass bed it ain't just me huh right they do they ain't wiping good they ain't white white people these hoes these are wiping this way they're not wiping you know what they're doing they wiping like they're petting they panting why y'all hoes smell like pee bro i say these young hoes smell like people yeah man they're gonna take a bath oh geez all these young hoes be out man these young girls be out too much i bet like when do they have time today out partying they own perks like they they just it's just too much going on if you're missing number now with these young hoes with the drugs they're like part 30. that old crap too yeah patty look at nick i better nick salty that's his [Music] they don't really do they use that bathroom body works to spread off to offset it that's if it's something around they don't even be having their own soap they will wash up with some hand soap if you see them lying ladies prove me wrong let me smell it they gonna always say they're gonna always say we're messing with the wrong candidates i know there is but prove me wrong but that ain't their business not that i'll [ __ ] any of you women because i don't cheat i don't blame you someone'll be using that uh uh what it is that original soap that [ __ ] don't work yeah they still be mustard mm-hmm the organic soap that mitchum it worked 48 hours the main version that's not what i'm gonna i'm not gonna do i'm not about to argue with a chick that be mustard sometimes that [ __ ] is a pet peeve man you smeared it i ain't really got time man let me go ahead and be clear man check this out if you're looking for a good place man to have fresh food deliver on time and give back to the community hellofresh offers so many recipes to choose from each week to help you break out of your recipe 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cooking and get to the dinner all right so go on and get your cook off make sure you go to hellofresh.com 85 south 80 to get 80 off your first your first meal and guess what include it your free shipping oh no we oh we gonna make sure it's free oh yeah we gonna make sure it's free but you know what restricts doesn't apply so make sure you go to hellofresh.com and figure it out i'm not about to do that i ain't arguing with a [ __ ] that smoke black and mild don't you cuz you're going to lose either way you're going to lose cause she's going to flick it and then hit you in your face [Music] don't argue with it i got burnt and swung on bit crazy [ __ ] you know who else i ain't about to argue with that chicken who got a lot of dirty clothes ooh i ain't even thought of a day to go change to change my mind she'll pack him up and take him to a whole nother house but she won't wash them all she waiting for her mama to wash them with a [ __ ] that were a lime neo green wig in the morning and go to the stove like that don't look right in the morning time like with no makeup like you got to be fully dressed to get to get over that but like at 11 o'clock going to busy bees i just don't look right you tell you who else i ain't arguing with who if she get in the bed and she rubbed her feet together and they make any sounds warm feet supposed to be silent my [ __ ] i'm talking about if she get in the bed she get in the bed and rub her feet together they sound like computer look get your [ __ ] put some socks on get the [ __ ] out [ __ ] i'm not sticking around for that i ain't arguing with a [ __ ] who's second toe longer than the big toe oh if your second the long [ __ ] if this toe bigger than that too i ain't liking it like dude i told a little idea you like [ __ ] ain't arguing with oh if a chick got a lot of tattoos but she got one she won't let nobody see it she's like oh don't look at that no no no i ain't arguing with a [ __ ] they got the panther that's scared down with the blood yeah i'm talking about my pelvic that pounds the longer hair now if you never seen the chicken who get like the baby feet like on the versatility you're talking about the e like the they had like baby foot yeah but they'd be like baby footprints in the middle of her chest i didn't sing that what the [ __ ] and then it'd be like a birthday but you don't know if it's like a birthday or like damn make it day um bloody you look at him stab you in the neck don't argue no [ __ ] they go to the bootsy pool party oh don't worry with none of them hoes them [ __ ] is ready for whatever they gonna go crazy i'm gonna tell you the number one chick don't argue with who if she if you get on her social media her name is king anything [ __ ] stood don't [ __ ] with her i'm talking about king king with the with the y instead of the act yeah hang up the phone hang up the phone we sit there talking this [ __ ] but i remember one time i quit [ __ ] with jake and she wanted to do three things in one day that's a lot that's a lot of that you want to do three things in one day she thought i figured i said three different chairs [ __ ] i they had the best one do three things at night like this where else you think we're going like why do you want to keep going someday you know you've been stopped it's three o'clock this time it just got started [ __ ] has it tell the truth then young chicks be so disappointed when you tell them y'all was going home what was going on to the house [ __ ] we going home [ __ ] give him a [ __ ] are you going to drop me off with something so hurt over there oh but let me text them and tell them well you need to go and do that because we is at the crib baby but is that the new thing though like [ __ ] you want to be out all the time yes no people always been out cause i remember used to coming out at 112 in the daytime but after you do that [ __ ] for a couple years right it should play out i'm too old like okay hey i'm really good [ __ ] let me tell you the hardest time for the club it's like between 10 and 12 when you're waiting to go right like that [ __ ] is forever cause that's like when i doze off right cause i ain't like before then you have pre-gaming cause you got all your homeboys when you when you're young right right when you get older it's just you and your old lady and you're like [ __ ] i think i'm gonna just watch the club from instagram i ain't really gotta go you know cause that's where you debating if you really want to go yeah and then you start telling yourself [ __ ] that make you not want to go you're like man yeah then you'd be like man them [ __ ] be busting in that [ __ ] anyway man you know they don't know how to ask how that autumn hoe you know you start acting like man i got [ __ ] when i don't want to go i'll be trying to lie [ __ ] like man i don't know nobody at the door right that's my life bro you [ __ ] around to get half waiting on some [ __ ] and go to sleep for real sleep like you ain't even know you sleep until you wake up to about 4 15 in the morning 38 missed calls 16 ticks delayed text say [ __ ] we in the i don't driveway [ __ ] to pull up i see them and i just actually hmm oh they pick up the phone i'm just tired i see them call they come to the door like [ __ ] you lost the later i lost my phone hell no it's good this is just tweeting on that [ __ ] i know that'd been somewhere oh [ __ ] [ __ ] that [ __ ] was in your lap that's the other one i don't know where they [ __ ] when they didn't fall in the cap yep they fell right in the couch play me some pimping man we got a living legend duval in here rich broke man we just vibing decent man we ain't doing too much yeah yeah jackson's proud of y'all man y'all that's what we're doing man we're taking marvin gaye everywhere we go man you and his [ __ ] looking like marvin gaye on that picture right now that's supposed to be me see that's marvin gaye [ __ ] yeah that's what i thought yeah but you said it was me too and i said you was looking like him on that pitch oh i look like him yeah i picture from the fall y'all see that [ __ ] no i thought that's how it's supposed to be see it's a piece of wood in the middle of the picture hold it in the frame so it's crooked like that for real yeah i was just letting this [ __ ] lean because we hold weight though okay yeah oh okay okay that was a good analogy right there yeah yeah you feel me jacksonville in this [ __ ] 904 what are we talking about man let's see what's going on in this [ __ ] [Music] tyler perry is officially a billionaire now that [ __ ] but i'm gonna speak on behalf of tyler perry on this one what's up because as a black man i know that he didn't want everybody to know that right he definitely no this really i didn't want to be the one to say it but since it's already out i'm just repeating it don't think that this is the official announcement right because as a black man if you went up to tyler perry he's still gonna be like man go ahead i ain't doing that bro you [ __ ] right now the white folks ain't [ __ ] around what's most important in him being a billionaire is the fact that he owned he has ownership one of the only black people out here right own [ __ ] you know what i'm saying it's owning big [ __ ] you know what i'm saying to me that's bigger than being a billionaire right right you know somebody takes you teleport with my comedy [ __ ] we all do it i think i do it already i'm writing everything i do our own i'm writing a plate about a street [ __ ] that can sing real good but he want to write children's books that's dope so he conflicted in his christian faith right in the streets right because he had 100 street [ __ ] but he loved the lord right but he gifted with this art right but in order to pursue these children books he got to give up the streets or something right yeah i've been working on my [ __ ] soon as i saw this it's a play or the musical i don't know i'm thinking they got to be a play first day in the movie now go nah do musical do a musical music yeah he can already sing real good come america is real i love the kids america i love the kids they really are i can't take this [ __ ] no more but i love the kids i'm finna sell crap but not front of the kids that's on page 32. i was going to get with your people about having you read for it because i didn't want to just assume you was going to be with it oh me you yeah oh hey yeah i fought with it oh this is how you know tyler perry is still a real [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] it says he's been declared officially a billionaire he building a new house in east atlanta [ __ ] went to the east side he been listening to gucci um cause if you listen to the gucci he make east atlanta sound fun think about it with a horse farm and an airplane landing strip he's just balling on you he had an airplane on that other airplane landing the strip in his other house the one that i think steve harvey just bought yeah that's some baller ass he holds about how he just bought i think he bought tyler perry old house that was in uh peace street [ __ ] talking about it look you buy my house while i buy this house real please [ __ ] when you buy an old celebrity house that's how you know you got some bread like rick rose did right yeah cause 50 cents he caught that one though he caught that one yeah that was a sweet little you know that i like the land that he got over there more than the house but you know they used to use that for like matching parties and [ __ ] yeah he still do for his his party of course his [ __ ] [ __ ] he shot on coming to america too at that point yeah he make money happening shout out to them shout out to god man he's going crazy too uh salute to dr dre his wife won too his ex-wife that ain't no salute yeah no this is this i think you need a hug his ex-wife wants two million dollars man coke give me a hug doctor i saw that she said she needed that [ __ ] dr dre going through all the [ __ ] is that the one where she said she needed 900 thousand dollars in entertainment yeah what about the one what they said for the wi-fi what was like twenty thousand for wi-fi 20 g's every month i don't know what she doing for it but and how much and then and she said it was a big number for her phone bill right like 20 g's a month what phone yeah 20 000 a month for the phone bill cause what email calls what the phone bill called 25. that's what you say for emails and phone bills is 20 000 a month what the [ __ ] is she doing i don't know i might bend it man but that's that's ridiculous yeah so i just want understanding that's all that's ridiculous like you got to keep them up by living to me they got to keep themselves up if they like the living keep it up bro and since you like it keep it up every day in 2020 has been interesting run well i gotta run for you they could take my brakes and stay in the news what's wrong with them man last week she was something now this week her boyfriend had put his restraining order said she he she been beating on me i don't think tamar liked that man he just can't fight no that mean he just he i'm tired woman he one of them [ __ ] i'm tired he's been holding her down while she was going going through a little uh six spell right right and then now he like oh no for a [ __ ] to go from holding you down just say ah nah this is too much that says a lot about that person that's all i'ma say she might have whipped his ass i don't know when you because after a while you feel like you know how you with a girl and you be with her for a while oh no this [ __ ] is crazy right because sometimes they take one thing you'd be like oh no they ain't [ __ ] that's it be like that and they everybody like i told you that's not me i don't think she throw it out like that though i mean man everybody can't be lying i like this black news because it's good news too [ __ ] i mean you and tiana taylor had another baby in the bathroom say what a month champion until you're on the table they say eric about you had the baby before too that's dope yeah but they said the baby in the bathroom yeah naturally she did it in the bathroom they did that on purpose yeah they tried to make it seem like the [ __ ] happened randomly too no no they they did it it's a natural thing it's like it's a mom it's a house mom she was the doula because she's she's she's certified right eric about doing certified midwife that's what it is it's called a doula house mom that's the lady that gets you ready oh come on some [ __ ] now she's the doula yeah that's hard that's fine when i have my next baby you gonna deliver it from me i gotta get back y'all hit the r kelly got beat up by a white dude that's it we're fine crazy [Music] did you the crazy part it was protesting right the reason why he did it because he was protesting outside he was like and he foreign mad and wanted to buck on them yeah but that dude had the dude that they showed the picture of this [ __ ] had like 17 tattooed tear drops right now killing that's normal nah right i don't think the entire rochester police department is resigning they left now you know something up when [ __ ] they believe like hey man we gotta go they can't [ __ ] with it we're working no more [ __ ] all the stuff on that paper he said you know it's rochester yeah yeah i hate me said [ __ ] it the police said [ __ ] it so what they're gonna do when [ __ ] breaking their house who they gonna call i do the ghostbusters i guess they got the bounty hunter they gotta call somebody [Music] [ __ ] wasn't really doing nothing here for a while and [ __ ] was like all right we need these police but these [ __ ] just blocking on us damn damn um i was wondering does anybody know the black dude who dressed up like obama that let trump cuss him out and call him a monkey does anybody know any of his cousins or anything i thought my [ __ ] said right now let's get put all right listen here you black monkey he said that she too i'm sure he did oh i about to say damn let's move on no he'll give him [ __ ] let's move on to something more positive 19 black families buy over 97 acres of land to create a safe city for black people good shape possibly the new black wall street good [ __ ] they're calling it freedom georgia don't make it the new black wall street that they burn that [ __ ] down right make it what they what do you say they calling it freedom georgia call it freedom georgia we gotta have that baby bring them on the show we gotta bring them on the show how about it we gotta bring all my team families we'll just bring like a representative she's gonna be like oh right all right you [ __ ] it up [ __ ] i'll buy somebody family number one all right all right all right so [ __ ] taking pictures like a [ __ ] man little bro everybody you know they brought their grandma she's still in the car he like god damn grandma [Music] oh man that [ __ ] i ain't gonna say that y'all gonna get that [ __ ] right they bought that town they bought that town they better have a good plan for it because but that [ __ ] but i i believe in you [ __ ] they bought it i bet i bet they had a plan so [ __ ] i'm down for it if they don't like it i buy it from them for for less than nothing though i ain't buying it for what they pay well i know they paid cause they wanted 2.5 then they probably didn't like working already plotting on the real estate no i'm saying i buy from him that way he could flip him back stay back in the black community i like how you thinking that's rich bro come on now just like you do in the hood when you when [ __ ] get all this [ __ ] and they got to go to jail yeah don't you buy a phone for the load where you get all your cars from [ __ ] you're doing bad [ __ ] doing bad things [ __ ] that's the american way yeah i'm here i think i'm taking advantage i'm here to help i'm here to help a [ __ ] but 120 [Music] now what you want you're gonna get what you need exactly so shout out to them people man who made that happen that's a hell of a play i would do it in my idea i would use it for something else though but but but what it is though it is a lot of it is can i do what i'm saying yeah let's talk this [ __ ] it is enough for them to start if they have a functional objective i believe that that's what i saw too you see what i'm saying like well my idea of really can't go well what my idea was for it it would have worked right because i didn't need that much to fix it would have been dope but no because if we went down our hands only really actually was just like walking on the premises problems and [ __ ] and it was just like all right you could tell this [ __ ] who probably been had it who ain't even tested since the 60s they made them they did a tv show about that on netflix where the he bought his he bought this um this town and they got [ __ ] up so they ended up having to move to this town and start that [ __ ] over right and then they finished the crate probably had one sheriff and then no like three over the whole time they were black so it was like you really could start some [ __ ] if you really want to go down there and just you know what i'm saying you got to get on the political side and then really take time right right that's what's wrong with them they know what they're doing you know i met a whole bunch of acres and [ __ ] it's all right they already got the mississippi right in the land in mississippi yet oh yeah this [ __ ] actually has [ __ ] up i've been looking there i've been looking at alabama i've seen how for like 17 but who wants to live in alabama it wasn't even that it was just bite it's just a heaven just had property just in case [ __ ] go wrong goddammit moving alabama listen here i'm on my property in georgia just only indoors well for the moment i ain't found [ __ ] in mississippi i thought you should buy some [ __ ] out the country you got to buy if you don't learn i want i want to go to uh bahama you should definitely buy some [ __ ] in bahamas buy some [ __ ] out the country that way you ain't got to pay no taxes right no state i mean no property taxes right when you're really living yours forever i've been telling a [ __ ] that [ __ ] bro i've been telling them you can go like to um honduras and get some [ __ ] you got your dual citizenship i should have been dead but i never did it because it was so in the only place i would get in the bahamas but i've been there so much i really didn't need nothing and that's how the only reason i was gonna get it just the stunt let's say i got dual citizenship but i really didn't need it well you gotta think about doing citizenship you can get [ __ ] away from over here man you don't make me get the [ __ ] away from over here now i know that but i'm saying like it'd be gone without having a like a limited amount of time to be gone even with that like if i really wanted to be gold see the thing about it ain't hard to leave it's hard to get back in this [ __ ] yes that's the thing you can go you can get the hell on and don't get it twisted ain't no place on earth better than america right america is good this is the only one i tell my father this is the only place where a [ __ ] can come from nothing and be something still ain't too many places where [ __ ] going from where we from or where you grew up at or where i grew up there where he grew up at and becoming millionaires right and what other country you heard from that from but you can you can broaden your horizons and start i know other countries but that's better than this [ __ ] nah this [ __ ] is great man but it's only great for for working opportunities though [ __ ] that's what it's here for what else that's what i said other than that that i mean that's great like why are you thinking just what do you think more than why you think people from other countries come here and come up because they see the opportunity i'm going to tell you what what make america different from everywhere else is you can literally make it here doing some [ __ ] you can make it that's what the other people be like oh my god he made it doing this right if i was there i would do this and this is all i would do i ain't say that either i said this is a working country other than that not working now how are you working in the mother muffins work for 10 cents a day i ain't going over that word [ __ ] that's working but i ain't going over there to work i'll go there and live but make my money here you see what i'm saying but that's what i'm saying i'll go over there and live but make my money here i would you see what i'm saying i don't know but see the american creature conference that we used to right you ain't gonna have them over there right right like like just think at the end middle of the night you won't go to walmart you can do that you can't do that after sick when they get dog wildlife if you ain't got what you need you ain't got it but you know some [ __ ] sometimes the internet go out everything go out on mine and you just chilling right so if you don't know how to just chill you got your island but that's what i'm saying so certain places you got to know like a certain place that's a little more a little more americanized right but certain places like where we think like [ __ ] i'ma chill and just you gotta be really ready for that no don't wanna say i'm gonna chill that [ __ ] bro that one a lot of [ __ ] i don't need all that loud ass [ __ ] i would literally be duck dog [ __ ] i won't see you coming to my spot for like two weeks back off the grid off the grid i'm talking about all the weight but you know chilling is all the way up i want to see him how long do you think he gonna last four days hey can you see d.c soon and he tried to get there and reach somebody and then falling to work man [ __ ] cause if i'm chilling for two weeks [ __ ] i already secured [ __ ] what i'm saying you only chill because you worry about me but just like you said they're gonna say some discomforts will make me so desperate no i i'm chill and i need some of them creature comforts right so i know people like you but see you'll go crazy i i go crazy sometimes when the internet be like sometimes my water might not cut on sometimes this is an island it's a lot of [ __ ] that we just can't just go and do i don't know like the scent the sand flash that's what they don't show you on these instagram pics they got them santa flies and the mosquitoes tearing your [ __ ] ass up in paradise no by the third day you ever watch naked in the fray can i get another plate but the [ __ ] be quitting because the mosquito's bitter that [ __ ] hurt that [ __ ] hurt [ __ ] no my body immune to it so it don't bite me like that bro i can't believe you ain't set your water bill on auto pay by now for what no when i when the when the pandemic happened when the pandemic happened i cut all that [ __ ] off because i was like [ __ ] that i need all my money what i cut all my auto pay off for real damn right i pay it when i get it [ __ ] oh no i don't want the fry you loaded him up oh he loaded him up what's that where you got that from out there y'all got a regular fry yeah yeah regular fry where the menu is oh [ __ ] bus see that one's on my island i can eat shrimp steak all day bro i'll be chilling bro as long as i got my necessity i'll be next what's five things you need five things i need to survive to survive yeah outside your family and all that but i'm saying like for your own personal creature comforts what's five things you need i need i need a need i need a knife i need a baby getting something off me as long as i get some mouth man i'm good all right i need a knife i'm kicking it what are you talking about does it survive or did you just kicking it just just chilling in the brain while you're trying to cook no i i i i i skill it yeah i i don't know like i need my tick you gotta have a fire i got to have a tent guys no you gonna stay in the house you're going to the extreme okay okay okay okay okay [ __ ] yeah not that fine i gotta have my knife i really don't need it but just to have some type of for access to have some type of communication on the outside gotta have a phone okay all right we okay you gotta have some hoe okay you dig what i'm saying you're right it did then after that after that shout it we gotta have a little bread to just maneuver that's all i like this is all you need this is good you said most of [ __ ] you need right you gotta have at least a woman you can't just be on that [ __ ] you got to have some [ __ ] right [ __ ] right drugs right um [ __ ] drugs right look that's all you need i gotta have a kick i gotta have camera drew a camera like a phone to be able to do the fun [ __ ] like to to to navigate you know not even navigate just to take pictures and just record what i tell y'all when i let y'all know what happened right right right so i need that right what else i said money you just had money and drugs you put some drugs and phones in a boat yes need a boat yes cause we're gonna go have fun on the boat swimming if i mean but that that's a part of the ensemble the boat and fishing okay you femme i'm leo barbecue take the hot dogs and [ __ ] on the boat three things then i need wow [ __ ] did i say wi-fi oh i definitely need wi-fi i mean that's part of the phone ensemble though i definitely wi-fi like that's what i don't give a [ __ ] where i go if it ain't no wi-fi once i tap in and i'm tapped in what island have you been on that was just straight yeah that was just scraped you like like yeah not no tourists yet turkey's keiko straight i'm telling my people when he's outside like that my [ __ ] beat like 10 people at the beach [ __ ] i'm like [ __ ] [ __ ] peaceful i'm just sitting at the house the most bermuda it wasn't [ __ ] going on it from bermuda but see one thing about bermuda is it's you just got to know somebody hey man guess what there was no better place to get in on all of the 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in prizes this week so you know what you don't want to miss week two action okay so go on all the draftkings right now download the app use the code 85 south and and you can get a chance to win millions of dollars off your first deposit okay with the code 85 so don't miss that shot money handle your bid you did boom uh oh draft your line up now and feel the sweat like you never did before you just can't be there like [ __ ] but if you that's what i'm saying you don't know nobody it looks like nobody on that got them out and these little like two stones that everybody eat and shopping but if you jump in the car go down the street make two left it'll be 500 [ __ ] over there one way in when we're at yeah again no they treat that good beauty but now i'm a real one i had a lot of fun i'm just not deep sea fishing with the shawls though you don't like the water i love the water but i just ain't playing with death like that that ain't playing with that you're playing with death i play with like a little landing shot i got to get let me crawl for a walk i don't i won't say i wouldn't do it let me crawl before i walk yeah put me with a little land shawl for a while yeah i want to play with them then we'll get the big ones you know saying go by the stingray because you know you die from stingray go [ __ ] around i take me to the one that y'all know that like with the shaw for the stingray yeah this thing right hey you seen some [ __ ] i ain't too much know too much about them like this right i mean i don't i did the whole thing that you know one time said all right let me take a picture with him right but i ain't [ __ ] around like in normal population oh the [ __ ] the [ __ ] this [ __ ] you had that it was like i i didn't like that motivated me to want to do that [ __ ] when you sat right there and had all them sharks you had like 30 of them [ __ ] to get us to do most [ __ ] because you are what you see and it opens your mind up so i try to do stuff for people that's like me because if you see a white white man or somebody that don't look like you do it you don't pay no attention but when you see somebody else do it you're like man i'm going to do that just like we're housing and buying land when you see [ __ ] like that buying land makes you want to do it right just like when you see me buying a plane and say [ __ ] i probably do need to like when you came to me that that time you was like [ __ ] so how much you got the plane it makes you inquisitive and i still been thinking about it too because you see them you see the business in it yeah yeah yeah see the money [ __ ] expenses in it and you see how you save money right people think you're balling but it's it's really you doing it for business and you save money and it's good for taxes and all right right you know what i'm saying because if you you can write it off right because it's a part of your [ __ ] business it's [ __ ] right i ain't a friend it takes a lot of money though but her you gonna spend that money on taxes anyway you might as well put it in that might as well for real you just dropped some gaming some business all in one conversation i hope i was just sitting here just listening and i hope they cuz i'm high right now me i'm high too and i'm like at my house a giveaway just just at my house in the bahamas whenever they open that [ __ ] back up because right because they they got it where it's quarantined you got to stay there for 14 days in the same spot any warm at the end of the year in bahamas it's warm all year round but i'm saying like we just need to go so y'all can get the fear give your audience a feel of the vibe of peace within so you can vibe with everything don't you gotta drive your boat to your island no i fly my plane out there you can fly you can fly private they used to do commercial flight once a week but since this [ __ ] happened they ain't they shut that [ __ ] down you can't even go to your house mm-hmm but if you have to do a city no i can still do it now it's just i gotta sit there in that 14 years yeah and i don't want to feel like you're in jail right now you need to talk about i can't leave right yeah you're grown in man yeah that's the that's the thing dude like you said it's hard to get back in i always been thinking they ain't gonna let me back in for some reason yeah yeah it's still their own [ __ ] getting in this [ __ ] but why they do that man america though ain't no joke bruh we thinking cause we take it for granted right [ __ ] why do you think the [ __ ] be sneaking over they're trying to get over this [ __ ] they must be coming they don't just walk in this [ __ ] they try to get it it's very rare and they tell you how good it is here man you know that's what i'm saying you're gonna hear black people tell you how good it is around this hey man you gotta leave to be looking back and be like man we got a good over there we can get fat being able to live in a country where you can get fat if you want to if you want that is the biggest flick you can eat anytime you want to you could just wake up bust a left be right at the get there and walk without quit four hours you we you we live in a country where we can complain and not get killed for it that's the biggest one that's probably the biggest [ __ ] we get like we're the only country like cuz we could cut out our prejudice president and won't [ __ ] man i was in the philippines you think trump he made trump look like the pope the president of philippines was it hugo chavez i don't know what's this [ __ ] here he his son got got got arrested for drugs he said if he come and find out that his son was doing that he gonna kill him himself hold on what's his name you see it on there am i saying what now rodrigo did this [ __ ] for his for his campaign he threw a [ __ ] out the helicopter who he did rodrigo de terre says his name again he a gangster for real he made it martial law if you see somebody you can shoot him straight this is the wildest [ __ ] though and it's [ __ ] up and this in honduras huh nothing well no that's in the philippines heather said some wild [ __ ] though what year that was he doing it right now but guess what ain't no crime in that [ __ ] you ain't never been a crime like that and no crime [ __ ] i haven't been in the countries where they say if you get caught with that's the only place when i go over there on the east side of the world i don't [ __ ] around with weed [ __ ] they got they got to play not in dubai was in i think indonesia if you get caught with drugs the penalty is deaf that yeah like i ain't [ __ ] around [ __ ] it ain't worth it not for no blood [ __ ] man we got a good over here i would be over there two weeks sober ahead but i'm having a great time yeah america lived in a [ __ ] i think the drugs will bring me back like i got to come back and smoke a blunt and it's going to eventually get like that that's why once we understand who yet by the time we get like that we good oh the dude it's the boxer or some [ __ ] he a wrestler say it again let me see what happened it's the iranian wrestling champion he is they got him uh he's about to get executed uh they said he had a role in a 2018 protest against the government um he about to get executed for the [ __ ] we do all the time marching hold up and protesting he about to get executed for and what's country and they probably gonna publicize i'll make him an example they're gonna make an example but he was arrested they're gonna talk [ __ ] after they do it he was the wrestling chimp but no man is stronger than me the lowest the lord no one needs to book the look then he's going to say a bunch of [ __ ] that we don't understand i'm not going to say it because i want to defend them yeah i was ready to go to another let's go to another topic just show no look at my face when i talk to you when you talk to me look at my face you want to talk yeah the [ __ ] don't play show up smelling like baby powder they who yeah the rich [ __ ] show smelling just like baby powder they bring in extra [ __ ] who ain't got nothing to do with it [ __ ] we got it so good we could sit here and just talk [ __ ] and make money and ain't nobody gonna do [ __ ] to [ __ ] in the middle of a pandemic freedom of speech i remember when they didn't even used to let [ __ ] talk in public that's why i get on this [ __ ] and show my ass every time they turn the camera on because they wouldn't even let my granddaddy talk [ __ ] in public come on man [ __ ] couldn't even see it three deep nowhere they could just take everybody what you think loitering means we don't want no [ __ ] around here [Music] mm-hmm standing around yeah we had to stand somewhere we ain't invited in hell you wanna dig on the curb you're in the street i mean we on the ground get out of the grass these [ __ ] just wanted to float i don't know how to float bit dog hey i wonder if some [ __ ] ever stop the white man from drinking out the colored only water fountain hey hey what you doing bro whoa you made fun of your lips leave our [ __ ] alone your [ __ ] is up the hall first hey man can i use your bathroom the white only bathroom is full right now for real [ __ ] on yourself you know ain't nobody dropping no stinking loading him you're in the color person colored honey you just gonna have to wait in the hat i wish you the best [ __ ] this [ __ ] right here that's how i know i'm that i think of the dumbest [ __ ] when i'm home stupid [ __ ] play some music man they're quiet in this [ __ ] everybody blow you see y'all this is a blessing man it is this should be on the track y'all don't smoke back there they didn't work oh they can't smoke we take this [ __ ] seriously and we drug test them y'all drug testing we gotta know we gotta know how high the thc here yeah y'all got a menu for that what you got the menu for that hey boy yeah can i check it out i mean we got this oh just shrimp you know crazy i don't eat seafood i don't blame you only thing i do eat like i i eat like when i'm on the island like i eat grouper i like grouping oh you gotta eat that red snack you ever had wahoo that [ __ ] tastes like chicken whoa yes no dead seriously a fish it's a fish yeah wahoo i i started eating it when i was in um wow royten everybody ain't got that raw what is it grouper tastes like chicken too like right y'all i eat where you from news that miami [Applause] where are your peoples from [ __ ] oh [ __ ] my bad i didn't want to say it on camera hey hate what [ __ ] you tell [ __ ] you from somewhere but you know tv joke hey i blinked that out i don't know because all the vietnam he would bump at the tv he don't want everybody to know where he from i had to force some of his paperwork so he could stay okay else we need to figure out why tv johnny ain't learning english yet you've been here alone how long you been the whole time the whole you can say you got your green card you're good bro he was born here hey hey right now trump ain't got he got too much [ __ ] going on to pay attention to you right now man how long you been don't zoom in on him six years you been six years [ __ ] no he's been in six years he just got you i thought you been beating him no he did no he didn't six years he being real with me i bring the reel out so stop talking to him you gonna get his paperwork [ __ ] up man y'all gonna edit this part all right right joe joe [ __ ] he ain't cutting nothing now yeah yeah he'll put that [ __ ] up six years that's it that's your social security number eight eight seven one man delete some of this [ __ ] all i seen was d.c were talking i wanna hear what he was saying look how high he is every time i look over there it feels like like 98 it's like 1998. don't you look like a [ __ ] from 19. look at that one goal on the side there you go he said he got that one goal he's a hot boy they got the turk goes the little turk goes he looks like he ready to go to the park and lean up against the wall and do this on a [ __ ] man ah you stupid type of [ __ ] who turned up when this uh fifth ward weaving come on what baby baby wha what baby come on baby that [ __ ] turn up to some fifth ward baby rest in peace fifth what we've been there man you from florida what made you move to atlanta man [ __ ] comedy not even just coming they just knew i had to get out of jacksonville if i wanted to be somebody man i know that [ __ ] is right and that was that was 96 before all this [ __ ] 96 i'm during the olympics i moved in nineteen damn i was four i stayed in jacksonville for a year after i graduated and i was in that muff i was i was really in the streets and i was like nah i i gotta get up that comedy [ __ ] saved my life from being up here what cause everybody else that was with me they all got either knocked off or passed on hey you know [ __ ] real like chinese creep it's always going to be real you know it's always going to be real it's just what you do with the game you got we mean with the cars you dealt right okay your damn show can win yeah we all can win like i said a [ __ ] come from nothing [ __ ] come from a whole nother country where what no electrician become a millionaire we can do it right here from from the trap right you know exactly what you got to tap into that mindset yeah hey y'all we got it [ __ ] you you do money more than we did in the in the industry you know [ __ ] nigga's playing with some money in that right now now i ain't got to understand what when this we the artists that paid the price oh yeah [ __ ] everyone out here everybody they still owe me for what they did to the cold crew that's what i tell [ __ ] all the time i'm over charging [ __ ] for what they did to the cold because i'm still mad i'm over charging [ __ ] for what they did too for what they did to get them bruce bruce and all the og's in there nothing i'm just saying they worked hard they had to get on the road and do the chitlin circuit right and work hard so now i'm over charging for for the people that paved the way for us then y'all overcharged for us for [ __ ] like me you see what i'm saying some of them stories i don't be believing though like what sometimes [ __ ] like old [ __ ] get to telling stories and they be forgetting that you don't hurt them sometimes like they start exaggerating like [ __ ] i remember one time we drove eight hours [ __ ] i did it split forty dollars [ __ ] i used to be i used to be taller than a driver just like that's how i used to get paid on the road because they nothing [ __ ] had cars right i was on [ __ ] with a car i had like a crown vic you know police version you need to drive that [ __ ] to alabama everywhere i make 500 and they give me five minutes on the stage going crazy but in my mind i got 500 to do a show right so [ __ ] it was a win for me so we but i lose it because i get a ticket so i'm in the rear right so [ __ ] but that's not that's that's how [ __ ] used to be on the road but how you used to be i used to make your money is you do city decisions that's why i call the chip the circuit right you do all them cities you [ __ ] around have a stack right a 1500 you know so and back then that was better than got them working the job right yeah yeah you know you could have a hell of a weekend hell of a weekend right just just hitting a different coming spot you can come back home with five bands you know i'm talking that's just like the beginning stages once i started doing my own [ __ ] it was on after that it was a wrap take off but it ain't been that long you gonna like when it's all said and done you had one of the most legendary comedy nights in the whole country it would be stupid for you to come on here with the comedians and me not ask you and bring up tripping on tuesday that [ __ ] was a statement [ __ ] it really made the atlanta uptown comedy club be known as that club it was a vibe man it was like something that you can't re recoup i mean um duplicate you know what i'm saying because it had all the comedians and it had all the industry it had everything it was [ __ ] there was death comedy jam in atlanta you know what i'm saying every tuesday and you had every celebrity any celebrity you could think of they came to it and they participated in it you know saying we used to do the fake orgasm contest that's when women was okay with with having a good time and doing crazy [ __ ] you know what i'm saying so it was just dope you know what i'm saying and a lot of people came up out of it right you know i'm saying [ __ ] you came up through that them them [ __ ] because people you you couldn't just get on stage they were blowing the [ __ ] out of you right right do they boo [ __ ] still no [ __ ] don't get booed i think that's the college show no i'm kidding boo they don't really count though now what's wrong with you boo but see it's a few colleges it's a few colleges that are known for for doing that it's not they won't boo yo but they are because it's the same college words like if they love you they show you the most love but some out of every show they have somebody gonna catch it yes sir they [ __ ] up one party they got it because they think how good the comedian is or none of that it's just that's just a thing i had one show at this school they heckled me all night with desi banks [ __ ] yes sir i was like that [ __ ] not coming but apparently his joke went viral and this just what they say around campus all the like everybody say that the whole [ __ ] school yeah so even i'm up here rocking i'm just like yesterday but i called them all like bro you got to come up here cause they love your stinking ass for real yes sir damn hell yeah i like him i'm gonna tell you who i like on social media doing them skits now i like i like desert banks i like drew wasn't that droozy 2k oh yeah i like drew i like your boy money bag he goes stupid that nigga's stupid um i like super cam charles supercharged none of you know that yeah me bro it's one mode who knows which one of them uh scissor hands no skinny lila yeah that's her yeah la la milan now yes it used to be la la sister listen man you want to laugh man hey man that girl crazy [ __ ] yeah i'm gonna check it i like pretty v too pretty i'll change i like her she be doing her [ __ ] she's funny as hell no she's funny she's talented actually she do her thing there's a lot on there coming up they're doing their thing i just want them to stay down and stay consistent and knowing that you know in a few years you feel to be og you damn near oh geez to these [ __ ] now yeah oh hold up i let them do that the [ __ ] always be making me laugh tony becker with the voiceovers yeah uh he oh he when it comes to social media [ __ ] when clay born that [ __ ] hilarious real uh what's the dude that'd be doing the christians still forgot this [ __ ] kevin kevin um is it on stage kevin kevin on stage kev on stage i don't even be watching people like that he do like it's not he don't even come off like a christian comedy but right he got that dead clean [ __ ] yeah but i do want them to know that they can definitely transition that and take it to on stage of course country wayne too oh country going crazy but he doesn't transition into that [ __ ] on stage that's how he's crazy yeah well he took his time just like you did that's why people respect you and not that y'all need the comedian's respect the og committee inspect but they you see when we see people like you like i told people all the time when i saw i was like oh he gonna be all right just the fact you being on stage yeah right you got to get in that wall you got to get in that way you know what i'm saying and honestly you don't even have to do it because at this point y'all can make a living without doing stand-up you know what i'm saying but at the same time the fact that you're still doing it and you ain't got to do it but you know what it feels good you know what i'm saying just to get in tune with the people you know what i'm saying they're like they gonna really let you know what hit and let me tell you why i work in your favor too because now that's the only thing working now right it's stand-up comedy and all the [ __ ] that were just making you could forever go on the road with that that's what i'm saying that's the i'm talking in all entertainment right not even rappers ain't making no money only people making money it's [ __ ] that know how to do standing right right so it work in your favor now unlike the other [ __ ] that's on social media right they're just stuck they're just doing skits and this that whatever they ain't got nowhere else but i don't like it's a few of them that fake like they're gonna actually start doing comics like every year like every year they come out all right man i'm out here because they they wanted this just right it's scared hey but this is a real like one you gonna get better but you gotta understand this stand up [ __ ] but on social media you don't have to deal with the fails failures yeah so when they get up but stand up is a real fight ain't no edge you better go for what you know it is you know what i always always give respect to the ogs it's crazy because i did a radio and they were like my top five comedian i just i shot i shot at low side um but but just the og that paid away and since i'm gonna be a stand-up comedian this ain't nothing that [ __ ] is just rocking with me with and this is just a title that i got and then it's like look i'm a stand-up comedian y'all gotta take it for what i give it to y'all that ain't with that war so i had to go figure out what is a stand-up comic what does a stand-up comic do who who is he to say he is standing up cover we don't really choose this [ __ ] choose us you see what i'm saying so it was like i once i know they were like all right now i got to find my voice on stage what is my purpose how do i where's my strengths where's my weight check this out and this is one of them you know comedian saying anybody can be a stand-up comic right you know what i mean like a stand-up comic you know just you know can say funny thing right but a comedian can say things funny right so even to be a comedian you still have to go on stage to put you know shrink down to the stand up kind of like the stand-up comic is a small part of the comedian like you're a comedian because you can be funny on the song you can be funny you know play on st you know what i mean that's a comedian but that's what i'm saying how do i perfect the stand up stand on stage just stay on stage that's the key to all and that's the craziest i want to tell nobody how to do comedy i just tell them just stay on stage it ain't no right there ain't no blueprint to this [ __ ] that's the [ __ ] that used to make [ __ ] like def jam dope because everybody came to the stage different they found a way to make their [ __ ] different right if you watch deaf comedy jam 90 percent of the [ __ ] who do comedy gonna grab grab the uh [ __ ] microphone move the mic stand out the way then you'll see an old [ __ ] come on stage and that [ __ ] just turned to the side and tell all these jokes like and still get you what i'm saying is like they had little nuances that made this [ __ ] funny now it's like everybody watch who are working funny comedians what works let me see let me see what's safe what works he got a joke about this i had a joke about that right i know [ __ ] gonna work cause i i got a whole duplicate of what works right and that's what makes comedy and they ain't got no choice they ain't got no choice because that's all they've grown nah if if a [ __ ] if i was 20 years old and i'm viral and a [ __ ] offered me five thousand dollars to come up to a city i'm gonna do it too but you know what i'm saying so when they get when they get but they know they gotta do 45 minutes so now that 45 minutes they got to hurt with some material right so they going whatever they see work but you see but but see that's what i said i got to go tap in to go figure that out so i didn't go take money when they started calling like they started calling hundred five rats can you do fifteen twenty minutes i'm like wow i don't even know what the [ __ ] i don't even wanna go out there and even had that name you feel what i'm saying and burn myself out myself and burn myself i said no since they call them just stay hot on instagram but i'm gonna go do the workout rooms and just come up with some materials and get fat yeah so that's what i did i did that did this [ __ ] right you did it right cause if you were to do it the other way you wouldn't want that [ __ ] you could do that [ __ ] for two years you get to make two years i don't think they're gonna land that long you get to make one run and and then the whole world get to know like that [ __ ] bullshitting on this stage right give you one more chance but after that it's over right yeah i wanna make sure when your audience get mature and they pay to see you lat like the older audience they really come for company young people they don't know what comes y'all actually teaching them what comedy is right you know what i'm saying like we came up on dev come at the gym these young males are coming up on y'all wilding out right so that's as they what they mindset of what comedy is right so they don't really know but when you get older you live in life so your comedy is life that's why colleges is hard to do because they ain't live life yet right yeah they steal children they think they ain't but when you get older and go through life you really want comedy now right so it's talking things so all that [ __ ] you was bullshitting when you were younger on these young kids that ain't gonna work when you go through these comedy clubs with grown folks like when you do comedy clubs do it be it'd be older [ __ ] that's what they all ladies have grown grown grown because they ain't nothing but they're grown yeah that's who spend money that's who that's where the consistent money is in adults right young people are finicky and fickle right they like [ __ ] they like [ __ ] now and then later on when they see it when you do it about being cool when you're young right and being on the same [ __ ] ain't cool when you're young when you older you want what you want you ain't want nothing else right and they stick to it if they [ __ ] with you they [ __ ] with you hey what's up what's going on is there something preventing you from finding your true happiness in life would you like to speak to a professional who may be able to help you better help will assess your needs and match you with your own licensed professional therapist you can start communicating in under 48 hours it's not a crisis line it's not self-help it is professional counseling done securely online there's a broad range of expertise available which may not be locally available in many areas the service is available for clients worldwide you can speak to a 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they ain't gonna be thinking it next week right so it don't matter right stay woke someone you need to do these colleges and [ __ ] but you ain't even have to lift that leg up but it was already there they were like yeah so doing the colleges and [ __ ] those just fans that's gonna come see you in five six seven eight years from now mm-hmm it's just invisible you're just laying the foundation for them young [ __ ] like right so they can actually see a comedy cause i was thinking y'all [ __ ] that was only doing at one time i was the only [ __ ] doing like comedy shows like that like hip-hop like for young [ __ ] hip-hop you know what i'm saying so all them [ __ ] not grown so they grew with me so that's why my [ __ ] so so i built that foundation i remember you know it's just like y'all doing right now like this this generation when you get my age like y'all already laying the foundation there so when you get to this level you're gonna have a crowd you're never gonna fall off right like you you're pretty much planting your seeds right now for later on because they gonna grow with you right and because they go and when they get older they're gonna be like hey let's go see d.c let's cause he gonna tell his old lady because his old lady gonna see her this nostalgia you the style i'm nostalgia to most a lot of people right right right that's what you want to be it's you want to be that song when they come on you be like this oh my [ __ ] do that [Applause] carlos in this [ __ ] hello you know why we like nick you know why people like nick cannon so much cause they grew up on this [ __ ] from here right it's kind of like everybody it's kind of hard to not like somebody that you grew up with because it's like your family member it's like a radio personality you in the car with them every morning that's why people like ricky smiley gonna be there forever or tom jonas can quit when they want to quit right cause you're part of the family right [ __ ] know you yeah like they don't see us they see us like friends we a family member you they cousin you their cousin you know what i'm saying that's how they see it right you know and it it works with you that's the cold part about this we like the rappers like they eat right the rappers got to try to make a hit every time [ __ ] it's hard but the rappers be thinking everybody gave up on them too soon right rappers got a career like football players you know where rappers start [ __ ] up at when they start doing the [ __ ] they want to do don't nobody want to hear the [ __ ] do the [ __ ] that you know we like we got this new song no no no no i got this new artist i got this new yeah make another one like we like bruh let them rap oh my god speaking of man this [ __ ] i keep seeing this picture andre 3 000 with this flute man this [ __ ] got me [ __ ] up i like it he look happy but he happy as a [ __ ] but he thinks i won't buy the flute album that's where he got me [ __ ] up where is it where the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] playing this flute must be a flute album it must be where is he walking from where is he walking from with this damn fluke it looked like he was at whole foods i'm not the type that's going to get in nobody business but i know my [ __ ] got some flu [ __ ] laid down somewhere he looked like he wanted to swing on that [ __ ] he forgot he used to rap he was like i did what oh yeah i remember back in the days that's goals when you get to the point you don't even care about this [ __ ] man you know what i'm saying i'm almost there this is the crazy part though man when it comes to this name [ __ ] we're not even asking for no new [ __ ] we hate it he hate rappers i don't you know i don't even want to take him out his happiness because it looked like he's so heavy like you know what i don't even want you to sing nothing no more [ __ ] share that he probably he probably got some fire [ __ ] right now i don't want to see him do it [ __ ] i wanted that happening show me that happened i didn't want nobody to see him i know that [ __ ] got three songs that'll change my life somewhere i just wanna hit a [ __ ] he ain't gotta leave him out he can just drop something for you no i'm just saying for us [ __ ] people like me i listen to that they don't have to have no so for your own selfish personal reasons so i can be as happy as this [ __ ] appears to be yeah come on now i don't ask for much and they got caught with the flu and then i seen people say man he always having the flu the hell y'all be seeing this [ __ ] with this flute i thought it was a stick i know what i'm gonna have to do since since that that [ __ ] i said ain't gonna work i'm just gonna have to find that [ __ ] playing in the flute playing move one day and just pull up at one of these concerts or something is is he doing he don't be at concerts he'd be like at the gas station [ __ ] bruh he want to be regular that bad bro he ain't wanting to be regular he is recording we all reckon he just nah i mean he regular but you know how like you gifted with the talent that's just y'all when you get to a certain point i know like you it takes for you to get to that point and be like oh damn now i get andre now i get ricky williams now i get this [ __ ] now i get jim carrey but you got to get to that point mentally right i get it you know what i'm saying i get i get why they like that you know what i'm saying but once you get to that point you can be like all right i don't want to go that far you know i'm saying you got to be able to adjust to stay in this world right but understand that peace too right right right now i understand everything jim going through i just don't want to go that far you know what he's doing now he's not he's cool he's doing everything he's supposed to do he's at peace and everything but at the same time i still like baby talk to the common common folk you know what i'm saying like he probably don't he see him but he see him for what they really are right he started telling me i know exactly no he don't talk [ __ ] on him but i know exactly how you see every human being like i see all y'all right now right but i won't say it because i want to enjoy y'all how y'all live god damn [ __ ] how you looking at me that's what it is and [ __ ] i ain't gonna tell you how i see you but i'm just enjoying the moment it's a powerful thing man you the [ __ ] [ __ ] that's what i just don't know [ __ ] man we gotta get a new carpet man you just you just observe [ __ ] no just understanding just life in general and living and moving and understanding the earth and do some shrooms and that'll tell you everything that's the difference that's what you've been holding out on youtube [ __ ] think i'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] man that's no i don't man yeah this room has been pressurized we even walk through here with the sage we do not do energy in here not jim carrey room for no [ __ ] [ __ ] energy once you think about it jim carrey get it like that that's like one of the things when you get to it's like money like right you don't you you don't realize you don't need money till you get it right you gotta get it yeah you gotta get it to see like yeah yeah there's some [ __ ] it's like getting [ __ ] after you get like yeah you know i mean it was cool but i mean i didn't think what did you say it was cool but i didn't need it so that's how that's that's a that's a low point to be in like it's like when you're gonna make you happy like when you want some [ __ ] for so long that it turned into you needing some [ __ ] now like when you won't turn into a need that is right as a man that's a low place to be that's no place to be cause it like then you start like please i just need some [ __ ] but everybody that watch this this they get vulnerable y'all need to get money right this crowd needs to get money you need to don't do do me at my age not at your age like i'm what you inspired to be but in the meantime get that bread that's the [ __ ] up part about an audience though they young and rich but that's what y'all know that that generation i'm talking about not just them [ __ ] but even the [ __ ] that i mean like man it's a few of these [ __ ] because those people that don't get money the [ __ ] that got it that was raised by money they don't know how to get it but that's the thing because they've been giving it to me that's the thing dude well everybody got some money right everybody got some money to some extent you put up is not somebody else's life right you never know what they provide for what they already that's why i said yeah that's what i was saying when we was on the road now man we seen a bunch of [ __ ] big flexing like and everybody knew how they had money like man that [ __ ] won the lotto the scratch off right 700 000 right everybody know this yeah that'd be a big flex she bought a mama a jeep they'd be like hey damn like it just be type crazy [ __ ] [ __ ] we had a lady with a crab claw she had money you remember that lady who the lady would she had long paper i don't know man we was on stage talking about [Music] [ __ ] this [ __ ] that put it all over your mouth oh oh i don't know what she had money talking about the lady with the nut yeah she had no cloth she had a nub she had the cord no she did she had a finger no with no fingers it was some [ __ ] what's that [ __ ] that's always hitting me up that they say it was hit y'all show the wheelchair where's your man hey he'd be on your ass man man you know he wasn't [ __ ] i don't want to blow up because i want to be entertained by him just buying his nephew no that's crazy he didn't already blew up this [ __ ] on the fan page yeah but oh lord he did it we didn't mention them too many times that [ __ ] somebody told him bro you need to get this money and you got a fan base i'm scared of his only fans [ __ ] subscribe do not click on that [ __ ] you know how much how does he talk because you know his hands don't work neither so how does he know that they do they use a voice he smoked the blunt he he rolled the blunt yeah he can do everything that's what he'd be having people [ __ ] up at the bus smart the killing part that nigga's strong is the baby gorilla that [ __ ] has phenomenal upper body strength so if you grab you it's over you ain't never looked at this that [ __ ] had it rapping bro you got that [ __ ] [ __ ] up subscribe that [ __ ] only fan pay you want to you said the [ __ ] hands down y'all are [ __ ] up now they're waiting for to be at me for the next week that's what i'm trying to tell you with y'all [ __ ] is not a person that is a [ __ ] robot that [ __ ] can roll blunt so the [ __ ] be cooking steaks he's gonna be at your next show like me so he wasn't a man black man black alien it's the only [ __ ] i ever seen fix his own wheelchair dropping the mold in that [ __ ] damn show had the wheelchair upside down putting new wheels on that [ __ ] and he tagged me in the video when he finished yo don't [ __ ] hands work which man being the truth from t bruh wheelchair man can do everything i got a college degree i got to see it myself i'm telling you is that when he shows his only fans that's worth that [ __ ] trying to get hoes on his own don't don't support that no no i don't know who told that [ __ ] get her only fantasy we do not condone that but everybody if you want ah keep that what if you're on that hand saw get out the seat he may hug sit in the chair what flavor is that stop what flavor this one right here this fruit punch oh that's what i want fruit punch ain't no more capricorn fruit cold a cold one hey man that's the next thing he gonna post he gonna have a chick in there i'm telling you stop bro say give me my ten percent give me my tip and sit wheelchair man he gonna go crazy this is for you don't put me in that video wheelchair man let them make it man they're my boy you know shout out been on vine saying back then without [ __ ] around real yeah yeah i thought we were in chat man he been talking big [ __ ] bro the wheelchair man and all your success all your success hey man when you when you gonna bring the podcast back man they've been we've been talking about it man i'm gonna bring the podcast back have me and jay ski on the podcast [ __ ] i hope he ain't in jail you know this [ __ ] stay in jail i am he did yeah all right then siri which rapper got more money than everybody he was dead dude did it seriously [ __ ] it took him a minute to understand what the [ __ ] he was saying now they may be putting that [ __ ] everywhere somebody made that [ __ ] some some cheesecake and they put that [ __ ] on the street who got the best cheesecake to everybody shout out to jayski oh boy j ski skills he the vice president rich brooke so what else we talking about my old [ __ ] kicking in i feel you yeah that's what we're about to talk about has time to go on head and god damn time oh [ __ ] [ __ ] kick in hell yeah don't let this beat up the last time you pull up at the trailer don't lasting [ __ ] though y'all making some money doing nothing really ain't doing [ __ ] just chilling and vibing just [ __ ] just being y'all [ __ ] this you can't you can't say it's more blessed than that yeah right and that's the thing man we just you know you have to sit up here and do a whole lot and now you can just be yourself and make money yeah we had to convince these people that we were good people though at this point they trusted right that's what i'm saying and that's what that's what we're gonna do know what we gonna do they know what we all say they know that we don't play every friday come on we gonna drop something come on we gonna load it up yo go on 85. uh-huh we gonna roll it up y'all ain't gonna play with them um ak stay with him y'all ain't gonna play with him uh boy you lay with them um hey man did you think uh when you brought out the basic [ __ ] that was gonna do numbers like it's doing still doing numbers i mean i just it's just something you just put out there for the universe to work that's i like to see i get gratification of seeing [ __ ] that you wouldn't think said saying right you know i see in the world like the world just use it as a common word right you know what i'm saying kind of probably how you be with [ __ ] you mean i knew she was real with gabriel yo you see she's like [ __ ] [ __ ] you me i'm like kill yourself yeah that's like but that come from doing stand-up i just transferred it to social media because you know we do call backs right and people know you for your callbacks right i just do that on social media it's like boom but i realized i could mold the the ecosystem of the world right with with being me so i just put it in words and put it in and [ __ ] and when i see people being me it just makes me real but now you but see it's like this when you push it out and the tags that you choose though it'd be like you'll put some you'll pick some [ __ ] that's right there like you can like the most gangster [ __ ] can never say i got that foul me and [ __ ] still not smile or something you know that's type of [ __ ] because it represents moments in culture you know what i'm saying it's just like my music when i put music out i i put out stuff that you can you can sing forever you know our stuff that that captures a moment speaking of that when you did that [ __ ] what that was what that that what that comment be when you did that uh this is my girlfriend yes that [ __ ] was kind of like that classy classic yeah that was classy that was my first hit well you thinking a smile [ __ ] my first hit was that [ __ ] is my girlfriend when you did that like how did that like transition like when you went crazy man actually that was like my viral like what how you went viral right right that was my viral right like because i had i hadn't been i was like hi [ __ ] that's how i can unders i can relate to [ __ ] on the instagram because comedians be hating on right they used to do me like that because i blew up quick because i hadn't been coming but by the year right and then a year after year or two i did that and i was out of here right and so it was all hating and this that whatever because it wasn't so much hate they just to see a [ __ ] come from that company and then pass right bomb you get better right you know what i'm saying so just naturally i guess so the same thing with y'all so when i see how y'all do it it just made me understand it more you know what i'm saying but it went in blue and i just rode that [ __ ] way right because that [ __ ] was hot that [ __ ] was like a hit song that [ __ ] was crazy she was a school kid listen to that [ __ ] i didn't realize how big it was until i saw how they stood up on comic view on tv like that's why you're on stage you really don't really feel like you feel it but you don't really see what's how they really feeling right and then when you see it on camera you're like oh [ __ ] they really was like screaming right and that was when i really said oh [ __ ] this [ __ ] is real cause like i used to get standing ovations for it every time i did it okay so take so take it through this process right that joke classic you created it came up with it when you thought about it during the process how would you like oh this [ __ ] gonna be a kill on stage i thought about it from leaving the club and i bought a [ __ ] a drink and then while i was on the way home i heard the beat and i was like [ __ ] who is my so i sat on the toilet i was on golden walk i i was on guard and walk off riverdale right the apartment's there i was in my bathroom and i wrote that [ __ ] on a piece of paper i was writing down the lyrics and then i see i memorized and i was getting on stage back then it was real hard to rip like either you had to have a joke or they were gonna boot your ass off stage all right right so i had to really know that [ __ ] and i knew it was like this [ __ ] gotta hit when i get for me when i hear that first initial like oh i got him so when i heard that and i was like oh this is a hit and i kept doing it was one of them jokes i could do at any moment right like certain jokes you could do at any moment right and that [ __ ] going just right like like that's where the headliner is honestly when you can do any crowd at any time and that [ __ ] working any anything this is one of them jokes no matter where i did it right how i did it right it worked right so i knew this [ __ ] was big and i knew it was classic right and then when i got on comic view no it was actually central entertainment okay all-star comedy all-star but even within i didn't you know how you hot but you don't really feel it right you know what i'm saying but then comic view because come if you stayed on right because it kept repeating over and over and over and over so it was building the momentum steve he was building y'all like watching it watching the [ __ ] i didn't see that he was like our big brother you see he left the box because that was the only one that young people can identify with because back then [ __ ] wore suits yeah you know what i'm saying at that moment like it went from death combat jam was was uh was wearing hip-hop [ __ ] right and then when this kings of comedy came out everybody started wearing suits right so at that time i was like wearing jerseys and dressing like a [ __ ] right right like like a hood [ __ ] so naturally you just identify just like hip-hop you identify what it was and i had that whole culture at the time right right you know crazy i just rode the waves and all them [ __ ] my age got my well they look a little older than me and that but yeah but they [ __ ] they they whip me now like i told you later let me like i told you earlier they gonna grow with you and they gonna stay with you that [ __ ] with everybody and the young [ __ ] gonna [ __ ] with you just because you cooled in the [ __ ] right and you ain't trying to beat them that's what old [ __ ] [ __ ] up still dressing like them young [ __ ] they don't make that [ __ ] that old [ __ ] said yeah i'll be telling the five nights that all the time i was like [ __ ] you dressed too young in your face you not gonna know you're that cool until you really get to know him because he really wanna [ __ ] just not gonna speak i'm not gonna say nothing to you and he's watching you the entire time no five is one of them around me he think he's a comedian but he's chilling though when you get the norm right [ __ ] night you're a great guy he's a great guy but he's he's crazy too yes yeah definitely don't get it twisted he'll definitely yeah definitely crazy but he's a great guy that's why i tell him bro he's a great guy for me to be your friend nobody know you lightning bro you crazy as [ __ ] crazy for real that's my dick so anything else you want to talk about [ __ ] we all like it but that's his [ __ ] if that makes sense to you all right so what's the question how did that come up it came up from a joke smile [ __ ] was a joke i used to always say on social media all the time man and i just that's what all my all my song well a lot of my songs come from my jokes so i kind of feed it through the social media to get you familiar with it then i make a song i used to make a song about that yeah i was dancing with it was just like one of my jokes just like i said like basic [ __ ] all these was test for this [ __ ] basic [ __ ] what that mouth do uh [ __ ] kill yourself you know so i realized how much i got a hold on the culture so i'm like and then i and then i also tested by by putting other people on you know what i'm saying like i was like with [ __ ] and all other people [ __ ] you know what i'm saying like [ __ ] i bet you i can make this [ __ ] blow right then it blows you know what i'm saying so i was like well [ __ ] if i can do that i can do that with my own [ __ ] so [ __ ] with that honestly it was a lot to do with god too because i mean i put out a lot of other songs but this song it was it was bigger than just a hit it was just something for for the people for real he just used me to to get that message off but for the most part it was that my formula was that and what i was going through with just i really lived my best life i always lived my best life even before the song yeah anthem yeah it's an anthem and watching my watching one of my homeboys die from cancer you know what i'm saying that that that taught me a lot about living your best life you know so all that came made the play for it man wrestling please kool-aid yeah kool-aid was a genuine dude and he was a funny [ __ ] too he funny his [ __ ] community used to always hit me to come up there and [ __ ] with him in detroit then they used to wait till the [ __ ] codes man come [ __ ] with me at knicks yeah like people think living my best life is supposed to be about happy but it's about times like this now like when you ain't got no choice but to live your best life right you know what i'm saying like that's why i learned through kool-aid you learn like i tell everybody lil life like you know you're gonna die next year like if you know you're gonna die next year you'll do what really matters you'll care about what really matters right and that's how i live i live now i still get money too but at the same time i'm enjoying my [ __ ] life and i ain't gonna let no [ __ ] scare me right we all gonna die we all gonna die so [ __ ] it oh you know your mother but it ain't gonna be the day though it ain't gonna be today i'm gonna live a long time cause i'm short short [ __ ] live a long time well i mean eventually even that it's going to come to anybody [ __ ] do literally like eight or eight years i want to live longer i just want to see how this [ __ ] play out that's what i want to live live alone just to see how like god damn because [ __ ] changing 90 years that's gonna be crazy [ __ ] 20 years has been changed like did you imagine telling [ __ ] back in the day how the [ __ ] is now like right they'd be like man get your ass out of here my middle school and i was just living there like damn look at this [ __ ] like you be like i'm talking about 20 years ago you'd be like man you know [ __ ] gonna be cool with snitching that's where they get like get the [ __ ] out of you like snitching rappers and snitches now that you you wouldn't be [ __ ] would punch you in your face 20 years ago say some [ __ ] that that's gonna be the hardest rap or one of the hottest that's how different [ __ ] and that's just in a matter of 20 years right she's crazy [ __ ] changed it evolved so i just can't imagine what it's going to be 20 years from now because it's moving [ __ ] but that's the crazy 20 years they ain't even nothing but see the older you get you can watch from the outside look at me and you ain't got to be a part of the [ __ ] i could just watch like that's how i feel now i'm at the age now where i can watch from the cuff of my home [ __ ] do stupid [ __ ] right he's like i didn't already put in my stupid [ __ ] yeah i had to put in my stupid hours yeah i'll tell my no you [ __ ] up my entertainment let them [ __ ] up yeah no they're [ __ ] in the way yeah look at that [ __ ] let them but they that's how you learn your lesson through your fuck-ups we [ __ ] up their growth level we can't let them just [ __ ] up too hard no no let them [ __ ] up that's part of the ecosystem we need all the way up [ __ ] up cause somebody's gonna learn from his [ __ ] up you see what i'm saying but if we stop one [ __ ] up then you can learn from the [ __ ] up yeah but a lot of people can learn from one ass whooping like you see one of you like no i ain't going to try that you like noob they'll learn they don't learn because they don't learn from one day damn [ __ ] don't learn but some [ __ ] do but think about it if one [ __ ] die from a gun violence another [ __ ] die from grandma and then another ain't gonna die from a bullet and if you don't die you'll learn a lot from all your [ __ ] [ __ ] a lot of people do they ain't get shot right [ __ ] [ __ ] you learn like a lot of humble [ __ ] around this [ __ ] they can tell a gun in the room they can feel the lead right hey [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] [ __ ] i know [ __ ] it's some [ __ ] ain't been to jail long enough you can't get a [ __ ] that did 10 years to go across the street jaywalking [ __ ] do two years they still come by [ __ ] do 10 years they ain't quit she ain't [ __ ] off it might not even take the whole 10. it's it's i'm sorry i'm at that age see you you had the age where a lot of your [ __ ] locked up i'm at the age with them [ __ ] then came out and they just regular now like then it came out they came home from the real [ __ ] they're 12 13. like they even came home from 20 years my [ __ ] my [ __ ] good man we ain't doing all that stupid ass [ __ ] ain't talking about your personal name no i'm saying but i don't we don't learn we gotta learn from them [ __ ] though [ __ ] but then what i'm saying you learn from the outskirts so when you so you learn from [ __ ] one chance i'm gonna say hey man don't you and you know these [ __ ] like to tell you but you see a gun on all that oh god i'm keep living you'll see now my line is you'll see who and i love to say i told you so i live for that i might be in it though don't come around me if i told you first cause i'm gonna make sure you remember young [ __ ] playing that [ __ ] be so funny that should be so funny for real yeah and then then i'm gonna get the 600 and then i'll put half of that up and put the 300 up and put half of that up they got it all figured out yeah but i mean that's cool that they got some type of plant yeah you better you may have something cause what i'm saying you gotta go craig could kill it i remember when a [ __ ] ain't had no type of faith in me remember and getting again who came out on top get your money i'm gonna motivate the [ __ ] the more motivation you give the less he ain't gonna [ __ ] with you anyway so he got your weight the more he feel like you don't [ __ ] with him or you're a crab [ __ ] you you a victim you might fall victim there's some game right here you dig what i'm saying you got to motivate a young [ __ ] that's what i mean by grabbing that [ __ ] run up on you and they want to pitch to the business idea don't never say these this is going to kill your whole thing don't never say all we gotta do don't never say that's all you got to do you might have a legit [ __ ] but if a [ __ ] hear you say all you got to do all we got to do why is it we already you didn't included me too fast it's a scam that's the [ __ ] i was it's a scam already whoa whoa you get to run the original idea about me first before i'm included maybe the second time you tell the story all we gotta do now he goes like you right you right you're right you're right man well we appreciate you [ __ ] with us down here the trap the knife [ __ ] i gotta ride my motorcycle back y'all [ __ ] i mean we don't have to tell these [ __ ] to follow your own [ __ ] cause they already do yeah that's all don't come back more often man i know i should have been here sooner but thank you [ __ ] man i'm gonna come with chico here too man you know he's coming back he'll be here soon man but yeah this is act like it's brave yeah this is been a great first trip to the trap man yeah man [ __ ] i got to show you the um video too okay bet i got the streets yeah yeah so look man this has been the 85 south church man carlos miller you did dc young flizzle huh and we have this [ __ ] but we in this [ __ ] good night [Applause] we're here to lick but you ain't never told nobody that storyline which one how you came up with that song i don't think so yeah taking a [ __ ] here yeah one of the cuts brother you said taking a [ __ ] with info right now don't worry be happy song i did it's a common [ __ ] [Music]

Channel: The 85 South Comedy Show

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Id: 7lu0Q3HMIss

Length: 125min 53sec (7553 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 11 2020