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Eddie's office oh I'm so sorry yes this Montana why are Nintendo codes so long guys my code doesn't work anymore say what you want America is a reason you have cars that's Germany while the NFL has been around longer than our government we about to have the 49th Super Bowl but there's only been 44 presidents girl what the f I just texted my number neighbor Ann thank the Lord's you have an iPhone um hey what's your name America's app ha ha ha I love Marvel lul FaceTime me um ok Chris Evans fake sorry Royal Bank of Scotland hallo we are texting you to inform you that you have overdrawn your account your current balance is negative one thousand and fifty six pounds and 99 cents please resolve this quickly hallo Alec it appears we have contacted the wrong account holder we apologize for the confusion I freaking crap myself people are freaking idiots my neighbor's kid just tried to tell me that bats are mammals mammals don't fly we walk and are confined to the ground no wonder my family in Sweden think Americans are dumb y'all truly need to educate your kids better that suburbs pro basketball players suspended after drug tests revealed he was pregnant just curious do those who chose not to vaccinate at all still vaccinate your animals I do there are preventable diseases I don't want my dog to get if you put a few drops of lemon in your eye it will become green McEntee and I made cookies you made something definitely not cookies though flour is apparently extremely necessary not optional people are donating money to kindly Jenna to help her become the world's youngest female billionaire it's official we are the dumbest civilization ever I slapped a guy during 6:00 last night because the mother trucker moaned the wrong name then I remembered I gave him a fake name sorry bro give me one reason why any civilian needs access to something like this because that weapon will give a civilian the confidence to challenge an oppressive government that a handgun a no gun can't look 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he shame on you Gordon Ramsay sparks outrage by shooting a goat on his new uncharted TV show has viewers brand him the worst totally not like there is a whole nother country that speaks English I'm guessing from your spelling realize that you're not native to America and quite possibly English is a second language to you in any case I hope you're not annoyed by this just trying to help I'm British this guy pepper spraying himself this is what our society has come to protection is in session bullet resistant backpack that's not how a Roman numerals work class of 2015 brain used in activity 100% yeah this didn't age well does more costs less it's that simple this completely legit before and after photo before after I definitely can't see his face [Music] subscribe and watch previous dankmemes episodes thanks [Music]

Channel: Clumsy

Views: 4,177,311

Rating: 4.9243131 out of 5

Keywords: Reddit, Funny, Top reddit posts, Facepalm, R/facepalm

Id: KVX6mKApnLU

Length: 10min 0sec (600 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 12 2019