This road trip was a huge mistake

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we are playing the long drive which is crazy because i don't like going along drives but then i see a game about it and i'm like oh yeah i'll take one please auto shift auto clutch i don't need those i know how to drive i'm going to be fine oh [ __ ] okay let's get started i don't know why it's just continue because i've never played before oh look at that loading screen you know we're in for a good time when a loading screen looks like that guns oh god i have no depth perception because i'm just like putting it right up against my face that's the ammo okay can we just put that down for a second i need to figure out what i'm doing oh [ __ ] okay uh can we load these in i don't think they work like that [Music] jesus christ what was that [ __ ] hell i'm scared how do i put down the gun it'd be so bad if cops showed up right now because i literally do not know how to put down the gun oh my god that was a belch no wonder i live in a shack i'm a beast okay i'm pissing i figured out how to piss myself but i can't drop the gun this is all noises coming from his body by the way this is highly disturbing okay now i have this fly swatter and the gun in my hand jesus christ i'm a weapon of mass destruction now what's this okay that doesn't look good i don't know what that is what uh what is this what is my guy been doing oh jesus christ i hate this guy already stop making the noises yes i reloaded fantastic it looks absolutely useless oh my god the reloading process okay well at least it works i guess i'll keep it loaded and just be at the ready i'll take this with me too i don't know why i should get the car ready are we ready oh god i don't think it's sturdy enough to be ran into i'm moving the entire car okay let's open this oh my god it looks hot out here there's heat waves wait this phone is just painted on i can't even call for help okay at least i'm on the toilet now god this turned out to be a way filthier video than i thought it would be i just wanted to drive a car i got a sword what am i getting myself into okay i'm in the car i'm in the wrong seat okay there we go let me put away my gun for just a second i've got this trophy i don't want this either how do i put her in gear why did i choose to put it in a manual i turned on the radio okay ignition yes okay turn off that i don't like music i just like to listen to my own are you doing thoughts you can drive pretending you're funny yeah you keep on doing that and second thought i'm going to go back to listening to the radio yeah distraction aha i'm going i'm really going how do i stop going oh no i've stalled there we go we're on our way we're actually going on a road trip should i search here the place right next to my house i think so wait oh no no no no no put that door back on did not mean to do that how do i get out okay what is that clicking noise i'm gonna leave the water running i feel like the area could just use with a bit of watering to be honest it's kind of deserty some poor person's gonna come across absolutely dehydrated on the verge of death and they're gonna die because of me jesus christ this has got to be a safety hazard of some kind the door just leading you to kill yourself i guess that'll be handy forever shows up and there's dying of dehydration what is this what is this it scares me goodbye it's probably a useful pair for the care there we go before i close the door if i can figure out how okay great oh my god look at me i'm beautiful let's not get distracted though i'm heading towards a telephone pole there we go mirrors adjusted i mean that one not so much let's see there we go perfect okay great i can see all around me now shame there's nothing to see i'm a feeling like my car isn't the best for the environment what's that i'm going off road to see what that is this can't be good for the car it's probably a mirage anyway if this is just a rock i'm going to be pissed it looks like an old car which is why i'm driving to it but i think it's further away than i had thought oh lovely burping just don't you [ __ ] yourself in the car please it is rocks for fix sake i was hoping it would be like a house or a car or something i'm gonna drive all the way back plus i've lost like all my daylight from driving out to stupid rocks and also getting confused and [ __ ] myself in my house but god damn i'm handsome at the end of the day okay how the hell is the cactus growing there i know they're resilient feckers but that's in the middle of the road i turn on my lights i better stay safe okay that can't be healthy dude seriously get that checked are we in america or europe this is really important if there's any oncoming traffic specifically are we in ireland because ireland's one of the few countries that drives in the correct side of the road which is not the right side of the road the right side of the road is the wrong side of the road and the other side of the road is the correct side of the road so the right side is not correct the correct is the left yes that's about as confusing as i can explain that i should probably not be driving i'm just playing with the [ __ ] mirror half the time wait what i'm at a few are you kidding me what do i do now just staring into the mirror what do i do all right the long drive just became the long walk i'll be right back i hope nothing comes and attacks me like coyotes or something well i i've got my gun at least which is nice and i can mark my territory real good there we go they'll pick up on the scent at least i can follow my trail back to my car even though this is kind of unnecessary as the road is just straight oh my god this road just keeps on going you know what i think we're gonna say that this guy died severe bowel problems and we'll just start again like i know what i'm doing this time so i'll just hop right in the car and i'll have more daylight and i'm gonna go left this time you know i think this is all like procedurally generated but oh well also since i've shown off that i can use the clutch and shift i'm just gonna use auto because i have nothing to prove anymore oh there's gas that probably would have been a better option than taking the gun drink just drink from the gas can is this just water then gotta have a basement and everything oh my god you're coming with me now i can drive in a carpool lane oh god no no no i think i killed her okay no that's my seat get out of my seat there that'll do oh fix sake the door fell off all right belt up wait alcohol i can't drink from it for some reason i'm pissed oh the oil might be a good idea too i'm taking oh [ __ ] sake i'm preparing better this time other than the fact that nothing will fit in my car because it just falls out the ass okay there we go yes my guy's pretty used to stuff just falling out his ass he seems to have major issues in that department oh [ __ ] hell right have a little bit of drink there we go it's like the old song says have a drink cabbage drive go out and see what you can find i'm stumbling all over my kitchen breaking [ __ ] before i head out i'll have another oh this is great i just have another like there are ways to repair the car a little bit before you head out which i should probably do like there are better wheels and everything god damn it i gotta jack the car up or something okay i started it i started it okay and then just this wheel and we're good to go oh my god i think i just smashed the window there we go she's good as new oh my god stop falling apart ooh beer okay i think we're good to head out um what am i gonna name you i'm gonna call you air like e-i-r-e it's irish oh yeah i had my handbrake on oops all right we're going this way this time well that was fun all right let's turn it around wait is that a gas station right next to my house well lucky me i guess that does prove that it is random after all you wait here honey i'll get the gas well i'll put that on when i get back oh my god why am i sitting on this jesus christ that's disgusting i found another tank but i don't really need it i mean maybe i can fit it in my car surprised that stuff stayed in the correct storage place is up here but it's kind of full okay this does not seem safe i look like i'm trying to make an explosion not a car journey off we go you see if i found that last time i would have been sorted even though i didn't leave the house without any gas too i think that past kevin guy was just an idiot like this is going way smoother this time what do you think honey the cold shoulder again oh what do we got here oh okay all right let's just yep everything is fine got this under control honey don't you worry what's that i'm full of hot air you always see right through me oh no honey where are you oh my god she fell into the back seat you guys heard me telling her to buckle up though i'm covered that wasn't my fault plus she's more comfy back there anyway look she's relaxing i'm going extremely fast like is this in miles per hour 120 oh if they pull me over i can just be like officer please my wife is pregnant we're about to have a magical bundle of air followed by me making these noises she's going into labor we gotta go yeah this road is a [ __ ] death sentence there's just cacti and rocks out in the middle of the road plus the potholes are something else well to be fair there's just random dips that i just refuse to slow down for don't worry honey all part of the plan is this a building i think there's a building up ahead honey you're looking forward to it oh jesus christ [ __ ] hell oh no no no that's a cliff that's a cliff gently gently yes okay good i didn't want to make any harsh movements because they tend to flip out is that someone's head oh okay i guess we're just going with this routine of taking off the door i think it is someone's head assuming we're all pumpkins you're coming along too you're our new son oh my god he went into the window a towing zone i'm sure i'll be fine oh what have we got here what is this oh my god my guy's strong jesus christ i can see why he got such a pretty wife of beers yes i'm getting drunk and when i get drunk i get angry i throw things what is that gold thing up front oh my god i'm inside the car and pushing it how is this even possible i don't think there's anything actually that good here i'm very upset besides the beer of course which i'm just chugging no don't drink the oil jesus christ this guy's a maniac he drank it there's none left there was only a tiny drop in it and i drank it this was a giant waste of time well i did get a son i guess that is nice stop rolling gotta fill up my thing stop it oh now it's rolling the other way stop i should probably pull it into the light because i can't see [ __ ] oh my god i keep dropping things off the side of the car just trying to [ __ ] assemble my car again that was the problem oh my god okay son where does the gas go uh honestly please help i don't think i was ready for this road trip tell me son where's the gas go wait oh my god i found it jesus christ it blends in so well where'd i throw the gas i had a can here somewhere i've lost it ah there it is just out in the middle of the road very safe okay there we go this should get me from a to b i still haven't figured out how i'm gonna get to c or d but let's think about that another time wait is that spilling oh my god it is spilling i just spilt it all over the floor [ __ ] sake now he's drinking more [ __ ] off oh he's getting sick just deal with it the hell is that sound it's creeping me out i want to get out of here shut up is that my son quiet back there i'll turn this car around he's probably like please please turn it around we're going on a road trip and we're gonna have a good family time wait oh oh oh what is this oh [ __ ] how did that even happen jesus christ just run into a massive dip and my guy decided now is a good time to just remove all of this aha here we go another stop i bet i got some amazing things from my car here not gonna lie i was a little bit worried that i had gone the wrong way there's literally only one correct way and one wrong way and i thought i went the wrong way another sun for me all right get in the car got the family is expanding oh and a door is this even the right one come out of here it's for the wrong side isn't it well that's really disappointing i was excited i think i can replace this one though sorry son i know you love that door you won't even let go of it a little scamp no that's the wrong one too god damn it sorry son of a parrot is this i love how we all just have the same cars and we just leave parts around the place is this the boot get out of here i want this now yeah fits perfect can i hitch this on that would be fantastic it'll just be scraping along but oh well the only parts i actually can replace are the kind of okay parts that i already have that one's actually worse but i already put the effort of putting it on and i'm not going back on that alcohol nice oh my god is that just pure alcohol it won't let me drink anymore ah you can put the cap on that would have been handy earlier too late now all right let's go i made this car infinitely worse oh my god is that me oh no that's wait did i forget my other son oh no he's right there next to me okay phew and there's the wife oh you distract me so much honey i can't even keep my eyes on the road as pretty as the day i met you which was yesterday funny enough okay well i just killed the cactus you heard it here first folks we're all outlaws now okay what's that you think we should turn ourselves in do you well get out of here then you're no son of mine oh my god he went flying let that be a warning to the both of you the desert madness is definitely set in hell get off of me we're not that close what do we have here huh a bus stop actually thinking that might be a good idea it's a weird clicking coming from the car uh what do we got here we got beer we got a pumpkin get it get in the trunk oh my god my car's running away from me stop stop stop come back here come back jeez oh my god why is he looking up jesus christ he's drunk look at him out in the back window it's like he's screaming [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] jesus christ is everyone okay [ __ ] hell oh my god thank god my wife has no organs or i think they'd all be rearranged oh oh no my son is shaking with nerves i think my car is absolutely fact oh my god this is all your fault you're being sacrificed and you'll be turned off as well so the car won't even see you you too oh my god [ __ ] hell i think he's dead already plus me and your mom are getting a divorce and yes it is your fault i'll be on my way very slowly all right i think my car is fact but i think that's a good time to end it anyway i've destroyed a family and i've destroyed a car that is a successful day if you ask me it's a productive day still don't know what that clicking is it's very worrying but i hope you guys enjoyed our little drive along i'm glad you could be there it was a great trip we saw loads of things remember those rocks from earlier but yeah i hope you did enjoy i appreciate watching as always and i hope to see you next time bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Length: 13min 55sec (835 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 29 2019

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Kevin playing it makes it like a dysfunctional family road trip simulator