This Game Costs Thousands of Dollars to Play

do you see the board ape game comes out no way no way is that actually coming out oh wow first board ape nft game cost twenty three hundred dollars for three weeks of play oh my oh goodness I don't know if that's accurate or not yet since I clearly don't know anything about it aside from the tech demos they used to show which were absolutely laughable jokes you have to pay hourly for access to the game or something Yacht Club's next chapter what you need to know about sewer passes the skill based mint and more the skill-based mint huh a whole lot's happened in the swamp recently let's recap I'll do a quick recap for you nfts have never been less valuable uh Recaps over it crash and burned he started down here [Applause] for Glory when we got over here and a whole bunch of other really cool stuff took place in between then and now it's all gone it all started when Jimmy took a [ __ ] so Atomic he ripped a damn hole and the space time continued Curtis was handed a mysterious box and a key from Another Universe but instead of opening it they partied and now is this where Justin Roiland went after the whole uh domestic violence stuff his uh you write this chocolate pocket through the sewer starting January 17th each ape and mutant can claim a sewer pass that grants access to the bowels of the yacht club for a skill base Dash that begins January 18th like how there has to be some level of Shame when your spit board apes are well were very expensive now they're probably worse less than a pack of cigarettes but at one point they were very expensive how can there not be that level of embarrassment where like I spent thousands of dollars for my dookie Dash like you're telling your friends about like your Investments like guys you guys really need to get the sewer pass from the latest board Apes it allows you for five dookie dashes in the skill base meant to the glory Pole I guess that's wild to me like you actually have to be [ __ ] stupid and Shameless to think this is a good idea it just sounds embarrassing what about a chungus are the only ones who can claim a suit on January 18th the sewer will open trans Dimension can't wait to go in the sewer see the Ninja Turtles fragments From Another Universe wow collect these fragments and some are worth more points than others watch out for obstacles and survive as long as you can to rack up more points it's so beautiful this is the game this is not what I saw originally they tried to do a board Apes MMO I thought that's the game that was coming out this is legitimately a flash game from addicting games pretty much but this is one that you have to put a lot of money into it's a [ __ ] nft game and not only an NFTA game a board ape one which was the most expensive nfts pay attention this next part is important you've got my undivided attention score in the game is tied to the combination of your world in your sewer pass give away your pass or again oh no another wallet the score does not go with it oh my God it's now an after scores are validated your sewer passes will be eligible for the most exciting part yet no no more excitement it's too much the great dog Prophet has been scary these conditions are right how much money summoning rituals that will bring incredible power sources From Another Dimension so keep those sewer passes close by the reveal is just my God those sewer passes are worth more than gold diamonds serious games but before you go posting about it on Twitter screenshot this nobody did so you have something just to illustrate the massive fall off on nfts this flew so far under the Raiders radar none of the like crypto bro brainwashed nft drone Bots even bothered posting about it I never heard about it and I am glued to these kind of goofy nft fumbles and this video would have been something that would have been dunked On by like half of the people on YouTube and no one even bothered talking about it that is how far off or how far they have fallen beautiful absolutely they they have really hit the [ __ ] they are deep in the sewer without a pass to get them out poetic sewer passes are being offered for sale for absurd amounts of money the floor price for a sewer pass on Open Sea translates to nearly 3 100 in real money the total volume of sewer pass sales on Open Sea at this moment stands at 13k eth which works out to nearly 21 mil and some [ __ ] goofball paid 9 700 for a tier 4 sewer pass those are still very high numbers still plenty of gullible idiots parting with some money I imagine it's only whales left though because this used to be nothing to board Apes board Apes was a multi-billion Dollar business so their big game here only doing 21 mil total that's that's quite a colossal fall off but it is higher than I would have thought given how little people even discussed it this is insane to me who are they buying to flex it to I don't think they're doing it to flex anymore they truly think they're they very much adopted that belief is you know buying the dip all the nfts are in that big dip and they are thinking that they're 10 steps ahead that they're buying the dip and they're going to make a ton of money in the future though I just don't see a world where [ __ ] like nfts board Apes bounce back and the hysteria starts again it's a [ __ ] joke and it's become synonymous with scams so I just don't see that happening but who knows maybe it does and maybe all the people that have a sewer pass and a dookie Dash are going to be the prophets the ones that saw the future and made out like Bandits we minted two sewer paths and this is what we did ladies and gentlemen when does the game start anyway okay back yeah cool amazing gameplay oh here we go dookie Dash high score run you'll pay two ape coin for a power shark pack foreign if it was free it would actually be like charmingly [ __ ] but keep in mind this is 3 100 for access to this game for three weeks and then you're paying money on top of it for a power shark pack they're actually laughing in your face they are feeding you [ __ ] literally and you're paying for it it's amazing absolutely amazing I have no sympathy for all the people that have lost on incalculable amounts of money on this what a joke did he get the power chart nice good power shirt this should be a good run then all right we're in let's go Gamers whoo move over Elden ring there's a new sheriff on the Block oh yeah oh boy we're going in this is a 65 000 Point power chart oh and there goes 3 100. cool let's go awesome looks like an old Cartoon Network website game true except those games slapped those games were good I still remember the Dexter's Lab one where you do um electric fences in order to like herd chickens my favorite was the Ed Edd n Eddie cart bash game that one was good I think another absolute Banger was the evil con carne one where it was um Battle Islands so you'd equip your island with a lot of Weaponry to fight the other Island it was really fun all right I had to take a fat [ __ ] real quick all of this dookie Dash really got my bowels cooking I'm gonna go drop a little sewer pass in there I'll be right back

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Published: Sun Feb 19 2023