Biggest Meltdown of the Year

speedrunning and intro here I just learned about some of the most entertaining drama of 2024 I saw it through evil pin ley's video covering the situation 2 weeks ago and it is still going currently today it's about the CEO of a parchment paper business losing his mind and having this whiny temper tantrum meltdown all because he watched a Tik Tok video of a girl being cooked a meal by her father when I told my dad I was going to be getting him the same pans that Gordon Ramsey has he was so excited I'm talking about the hexclad pants and today it's a super innocent video of This Girl's D making a meal and the CEO of parchment paper.com was angrier about this than he would be if he walked in on his wife having sex with another man though it is quite the stretch of imagination to Envision this guy this lunatic with any kind of companionship in his life so after watching this he was infuriated went on the actual company's business account and left a mean comment which started a series of events he couldn't have possibly foreseen I posted a video yesterday of my dad cooking for me with these hexclad pans that we had gotten there was a comment on there where where the person goes must be tough living a life on easy mode I also didn't think the comment was rude at first so I responded with lucky to have parents who make it possible they responded yeah we get it you have no skills and family money that's already such a weird comment right there must be nice living life on easy mode when it's just a girl getting cooked a meal by a caring father like how bitter and miserable can your life possibly be to just see something like that and be like I got to give her for a piece of my mind that's a line that's usually used in reference to camming or only fans or something must be nice living life on recruit difficulty because men are giving you a ton of money just to be hot or be naked or something and this guy is taking that same energy and putting it into this situation where it's just a girl being cooked a meal by her father make it make sense so he's so upset that he's doing this from the actual business account for parchment paper.com so the parchment paper Patriot is really having a a conniption and then the poster responds saying you know it's supportive family got lucky she said she didn't even find it rude at first which I don't know how you would see that as anything other than rude but regardless her response was super sweet and he gets even more heated about that [ __ ] steam coming out of his ears and goes yeah we get it you have no skills and family money what kind of projection is this holy insecurity what do you mean you have no skills all she did was show a video of her dad cooking her a a good meal it's ridiculous to assume that she has no skills it's based on nothing she can have bow hunting skills nunchuck skills she could be one of the most skillful human beings on the [ __ ] planet we have no idea and then he's going it's just your family's money you're suckling off their bosom cuz your your parents have money what is happening here do you have no skills because you probably order Uber Eats all the time is your skill just ruining businesses like I mean that's a pretty cool skill I guess but anyway this is only the beginning of his Rampage and he just fully self-destructs over the course of the next few hours it's like chsu from Dragon Ball Z when chaosu latches on the Napa and blows himself up but the sacrifice was in vain because Napa barely felt anything really that's what happens here parchment paper Patriot blows up and the girl totally fine and makes a absolute clown out of this guy dunks on him she obliterates this man and at that point I'm just like okay what hell like maybe this account is hacked because from a business account that seems kind of weird so I send them an email and I'm like hey like I think somebody's on your business account like leaving cyber bullying comments didn't say anything else that was it then I get an email from the CEO of I think anybody in their right mind would assume that that business account is hacked because what little toddler would be [ __ ] their pants soiling their diaper over something as simple as watching a Tik Tok video of a girl being cooked a meal by her father so it's I think that's very sound like logic oh this account must be hacked I'll let the business know so she reaches out and the CEO himself Brandon Howard steps forward saying I don't consider stating factual information is cyber bullying but if you're offended over a comment about having no skill set while getting to frolic through life with family money is bullying I'd call the cyber bully police delete the comment and move along cheers Brandon I think the department we need on this case is the cringe police because Jiminy Christmas holy canoli oh he he try to facts don't care about your feelings moment there what what facts are we talking about her having no skill set you you have no idea of who she is you know nothing about her all you watch was her get cooked a meal I'm sure your parents cooked you meals at some point right maybe they don't anymore because you're probably insufferable to be around so they probably cut you off I imagine that's the case which is why you're so upset over this moment I don't see at all how this would be indicative of her just frolicking through life coasting off of her family's money that's a Unreal leap in logic based on nothing at all and honestly she was like a Good Samaritan here like looking out for your business thinking that you might have been hacked because of how awful this behavior is and how terrible the look it is for your business and then you double down and make things significantly worse by being this big loser also I love the hootspa here from Big Baby Brandon to claim that she was offended over his comment when this sensitive worm was offended first over her being made a meal this guy needs to call the wh cuz you can't stop crying about this video of a father making a meal for his daughter considering my parents literally grew up in mud Huts worked their ass off to get out of India get us here and get me to the position that I am and able to have a full-time job and a side career then he goes back to the page and goes cyberbullying is even more funny and the fact that you emailed us to tell us is actually hilarious enjoy frolicking through life and leave the rest up to us adults who create actual economic value without a trust yeah leave the heavy lifting up to the real adults like Brandon Howard CEO of parchment paper.com it's comical that the parchment paper guy is trying to act hard here like I don't know what he expected to happen he just looks so stupid claiming that she's like a trust fun kid based on nothing literally nothing all just gobbley here all you saw was a video of her getting made a meal by her father how could you possibly connect all of these weird dots to me it seems like the person who's really frolicking through life on easy mode is you who has unlimited time in the day to respond to random people on Tik Tok and leave comments that just let everyone know that you're an outrageous [ __ ] like you must not be doing that well business-wise if that's what it's boiled down to here they did send me a legal notice it came from info parchment papers.com and it says that they are really worried about the safety of their team and if I don't remove the defamatory posts on Tik Tok they will be taking legal action which I don't believe it's defamatory because because it's not defamatory at all all she did was share his comments which are public in that email his statements all from his mouth this stupid douchebag is just doing one of those desperate Hail Mary Maneuvers when they have nothing else left and trying their absolute best to save a sinking ship from the holes that they themselves have poked in it and it doesn't work and it actually leads to him looking like even more of a clown because she points out some pretty interesting things about this cease and assist so yeah like I don't believe it's def defamatory I also don't believe you have a legal department because you signed it incorrectly it says legal department at parchment papers you forgot the dot um did you forget to delete the part where it says like your contact information cuz you're using a template and also what's with the season desist I thought it was c a e who's doing your spell check good Heavens Brandon Howard did some iasa and tried to send a cease and assist and lost himself somewhere in the sauce so apparently he was signed incorrectly from legal department at parchment papers comom and then here's some more information on it I suppose where he left in your contact information in Brackets so as she points out that means he's most likely using a template here that is actually that [ __ ] on a teleprompter where it's like wait for Applause and you say it out loud and you're like oh I made a big boo boo because I wasn't supposed to read that he [ __ ] left that in this absolute buffoon and the goober doesn't even know what a cease and desist is he did seas and desist holy [ __ ] I think he's the only one that works at this company nobody else saw this before the email got sent out his supposed legal department okayed this if he does have a legal department they need to be fired right now they need to get fired yesterday cuz that is a disgrace that is that is not a legal document whatsoever ever [ __ ] your contact information in Brackets seize and desist you couldn't have made that any worse this legal document he tried to send over is now more worthless than the parchment paper that he's built his life upon another day another email this time you decided to fix the typos congratulations and you also told me you're fixing the typos very interesting thing for your legal department to say oh brother this guy stinks she is cooking him harder than the meal that her father cooked her in the first place place that started all of this I love how he proudly calls attention to fixing the typos like a student in class like excuse me teacher I I I fixed the spelling mistakes in the cursive uh fix the typos just in case you couldn't figure out we're very serious about this issue as your direct actions to intentionally harm to us oh my God the grammar is diabolical as well and our company is not being taken lightly we expect action to be taken within 48 Hours see attached it's probably a picture of Brandon Howard's butthole here going spread goatsy H her so this is clearly again written by someone that is lacking a fourth grade education Brandon I think your first hire at parchment paper.com or pardon me parchment paperc should be an English tutor for yourself here this is bad how you even attempt to run a business is beyond me I guess they just let anyone into the parchment paper industry these days but uh yeah so Brandon again tries to strike back here and again looks super dumb for it but congrats on fixing the typos idiot but um your season assist at the bottom I saw that it said rocket lawyer.com so of course I had to call them and ask them is this a real legal document and they said no immediately and they said this looks like a fishing scam and you should probably not respond oh God even rocket lawyer.com is shooting spitballs at Brandon now just saying that no it's definitely not real it's probably a fishing scam don't respond to it oh what do you use the parchment paper for Brandon honestly it's almost poetic that the guy who owns a paper business can't read or write very well I think that's poetic almost anyways then you decided you're going to start using my work email um which is public to sign me up for corn sites for Scientology but you forgot that those companies will actually send you the IP where the accounts were made from and it's funny cuz it's pinging in California and I'm not in California so but I do remember that on trust pilot when you had your address up it was coming up in California suspicious huh Brandon's out here collecting L's like they're the Infinity Stones he is greedy for that [ __ ] he can't stop losing and I can't stop thinking about how he signed off that legal document about like having 48 hours to comply or whatever trying to give it like a deadline like this is the ultimatum you've got to do it within 40 hours or else it's going to get serious if you couldn't tell that's just so lame like I I feel like he must have just watched Mission Impossible at some point this message was self-destruct Upon finishing that kind of thing and he tried to channel that into this document here to give like a sense of urgency but it falls so flat but you want attention so freaking bad because you will not stop talking about this you are basically the only one who is still talking about this at this point since my initial email to you where I thought your company was hacked I have not tried to contact you at first you were laughing and sipping my Ties on the beach and then you were having crybaby sales because this was drawing you so much attention so this video is only 3 days old which is weeks after Brandon's biblical meltdown and he's still going on about it so this is a screenshot from his crybaby special which oh my God the irony almost makes me sick this [ __ ] guy lacks self-awareness to an almost delusional degree he is the only one that has been crying he started with the Waterworks and the French cries because he watched the girl get cooked a meal by her father father he is the crybaby and yet he's still trying to push it on everyone else like they're the problem are thousands of real customers will appreciate this on sale custom dimensions on demand boy howdy Brandon custom Dimension parchment paper I'm out the door I got to get on that right now all these real customers are probably just so excited by this nothing makes me believe in a company quite like them referring to their customers as the real customers I'm sure there's there's probably dozens of them dozens fake legal letters were not working you thought it would be a smart idea to reach out to my boss at the agency that I work for and ask him to remediate the situation for you you thought you could tell my boss to tell me to delete my videos just because you involved your business by commenting from your business profile does not mean that you get to include my place of work pathetic slimy tactics from an absolute grease ball here so he apparently contacts her boss to try and whine to him to fix it which obviously didn't do anything Brandon this is so sad this is so embarrassing when all of this failed and you thought it would be a great idea to send me one more email stating that you will deal with it as you see fit whatever the hell that means and then you decided to add this Banner to your website I'm sure you think that this is when it gets so spicy we do not support woke feminist cancel culture hate mob groups who do nothing positive in our community on his official parchment paper.com website this guy has lost his marbles he's off his gourd right now he's going sicko mode brother what are you even talking about all she did was showcase your comments and made fun of you what is the woke feminist cancel culture movement here you made yourself look stupid and people clowned on you for it rightfully so you are the problem and also didn't you just try one of those cancel culture Maneuvers by contacting her boss and her place of work to get her in trouble because of you and your beef with her how can you lack self-awareness to this degree it's almost criminal I would say it gives me the heebie jeebies so he's got this now proudly posted on his website at that point and I also love how he says that she does nothing positive for the community when you came out of nowhere the Negative Nancy just saying that she lives life on easy mode and has no skill and relies on her family's money all just because she had a video of her father cooking for her what are you talking about what positive [ __ ] do you bring to the world Brandon now I will say that section right there is just so outlandish with the woke feminist cancel culture mob being on the papers website it's so over the toop that I half believe that might actually be faked by somebody and I also struggle to believe that Brandon would be competent enough to even put that on his website in the first place I just don't think he has the capability to do that and I really don't think he has a team around him I think it's just him so I think that one might not be real but to argue against that point his statements on the official black label paper Instagrams Echo that same sentiment about like the woke cancel culture mob and all of that [ __ ] so there is a chance that it's real like there is a very good chance that it's real but I do want to put it out there that I haven't been able to 100% confirm beyond a shadow of a doubt that it is because as of right now it's not on the website but he could have just deleted it after backlash but you continue to talk about it you continue to make stories about it and you continually want the attention as if all of this was not enough you decided that you were going to start making all of your stories on your black label paper account involving your other company now for no apparent reason take down another company why don't you so this is his other business that he's now calling in Off the Bench for this drama I I cannot imagine why he thought that'd be a good idea but it's black label paper so all of his businesses are parchment and paper related and I would wage your guess that the quality of his his product is most likely atrocious probably not even like worthy to be toilet paper if I had to guess so he goes all you [ __ ] losers need to stop messaging us about a fake Tik Tok account made by then her and her dumbass minions because her fragile little ego couldn't handle a couple smartass comments on IG about skill set and money I've never had the Kami [ __ ] app Tik Tock in my entire life a baldface lie also why would you be posting this on your business account again again like your real customers that didn't know about any of this are now being made aware of it and you look so weak and pathetic in all of it and tell that little oh my God what oh I I can't even read these holy [ __ ] [ __ ] losers I swear it's been 2 weeks almost and still have to deal with this childish [ __ ] you the only one keeping it up by the way you are the only one that still is doing this and engaging with it no one else is talking about it this drama has it's dried up it's gone stale but he keeps putting it on on people's radar he keeps serving this up on a plate to us he's cooking it for us and we're eating it he's doing it he's the chef she is too immature to settle this privately and I'm not going to let some woke hate mob ruin my reputation because they live in some mystical Fairy Land of Make Believe and think because they have 20K followers they're doing something in life clown emojis I also can't help but laugh at how much he keeps trying to throw out woke cancel culture all of that kind of [ __ ] just a bunch of buzzwords that don't even apply here because all that happened was she showed these comments from a laughably embarrassing CEO that he publicly made and then shared his email where he doubled down on it that's it it's all his fault there's nothing else beyond that and he just can't accept it he can't come to terms with reality cuz he lives in the mystical Fairy Land like he's in the [ __ ] Narnia nobody else it's just him here's another one of his posts this time on a really cute background he talks about Business Insider and some articles reaching out for a comment some fragile ego wannabe influencer IG about their lack of skill set and frolicking through life where she got so offended inited the woke hate mob smear campaign against me to get me cancelled fake accounts were made by our delusional woke followers he just keeps sprinkling that in there as much as possible just trying desperately I cleared up the reality of the situation with all three media Outlets it didn't fit their narrative either which was to further extend the adult children drama God so after N9 years in business three business Publications don't care about the good I've done and the help I give to people on a daily [ __ ] basis yeah I'm sure your parchment is inval I'm sure you're doing a great service you really seem like a standup gentleman their entire goal is just to hate people who try and do good you really seem like you're striving to do good Brandon you really [ __ ] do brother yeah what what a saint oh they demand respect yet do absolutely nothing to earn it and hate every person who doesn't bend over for their spineless agenda if you're going to try and [ __ ] on me my brand business and companies you losers need a job hobby life outside of Tik Tok [ __ ] losers in their 20 with an 11 20s with an 11-year-old intelligence but yeah I'm the [ __ ] yeah you you are the [ __ ] Brandon also you're the one with the 11-year-old intelligence you can't even read and write properly you tried to make a legal department like to cause play as a legal department and couldn't even get the emails correctly typos out the Wazoo and even in the ones where you fix the typos and even proudly Proclaim that you fix the typos you still make a typo you suck like you were the one with the child brain sure what your endgame here is and I'm not even sure that you know what your end game here is but in your own words I don't have time to bicker back and forth about some nonsense comments nor is it my problem that you're offended over them yeah that about sums that up I think she did a great job of just closing the book on it with that final statement there [ __ ] fire I I think this whole drama has been so wacky like entertainingly silly all over nothing it started over nothing just a really insecure sensitive guy who lost his mind and couldn't help but do as much damage to him and his business's reputation very impressive stuff I just I had to talk about this when I learned about it huge thanks to pinley for for showing me this because this is this is gold this is some of that like top tier drama you know what I mean so I I I had to talk about it that's about it see you

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Length: 21min 16sec (1276 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 19 2024