This frog extinguished all existence on Earth

this game about the frog is currently 98% positive and absolutely free plus it's all about decimating the ecosystem around it so it's going to be a good day to begin I whip these bugs to death with my tongue and it's going to get a whole lot more erotic before this day is over when the crops grow up we Harvest them and get to pick our option we're going to take 10% attack size to water capacity apparently we had a few crops giving us lots of experience so we're going to take attack size and water capacity again we're going to get a giant tongue and then 20% crit chance 15% attack size we're going to get extra shot prices there but that uh crit chance is huge plus look go big our tongue is already I feel like I've already won the end of the first night that means the shop is open the first thing we're going to buy is a mle turret seed that's another weapon once it's grown up we're going to have more weapons I'm also going to buy some potato seeds because it's funny and if we get bored we can actually sit here and mine some rocks that just straight up gives us money just like in real life you go smash rocks and coins will fall out today we do have a little bit of variety on what's going to attack us but we're going to stay near our crops so so they're getting watered our first uh mole turret is complete so he'll pop up once in a while and destroy everything around him pretty sure if I set up here I will catch fish as well not really sure how that works but we got a fish I think critical gabit is a special one because it's all yellow and ornate plus 70% crit damage minus 50% Effectiveness for yeah that's fine pretty sure we have a pretty sizable crit chance anyway that was 260 damage on whatever I Just Whipped I just really wanted to play a game where I could put my tongue on the entire world another night complete and we can touch the dog I'm going to buy some Pitchfork seeds stab towards the nearest enemy once those grow up we'll have another weapon on our hands I'm also going to increase the size of our farming plots by six now we just slowly sit here and plant away planting doesn't actually take very long so then I'm back to just sort of waiting but I can go mining and mine some coins or I catch some of those beautiful fish those seem to level me up well so we'll take extra fishing yield and damage but the idiot plants need water because of course they do looks like the Pitchfork is done so it's working hard to stab things around me that's going to be a big help it's actually already leveled up so we're going to take plus one Pitchfork and plus 20% damage so that's actually a huge damage increase and luckily for us the only thing we're fighting are these geriatic obese flies I feel like someone just wanted to get them out of the retirement home so they're like go attack that frog don't worry it'll all be fine we now have a tadpull spew seed I'm just going to get that simply because it sounds funny now it's just a matter of planting everything we bought and waiting for the idiots oh while we're waiting for that we're going to take watering speed watering range watering capacity that way I can mostly just wander around ignoring the crops oh we got our first boss fight it's not a ger actor creature it's a prag mantis it looks actually quite sprightly he's wandered into our mol turret and he's not very fast the tadpull spew is done so we're going to get plus two amount cuz that's just giant damage prag mantis is dead time to open the chest either a cat or an elephant attacks enemies damage scales with your level it also has eyes so big it can see literally everything past and future uh but I'm going to get that because it's going to go around attacking stuff and I feel like the less I have to think the better we're all going to be Universal suffering that's why I'm here plus 20% damage 5% enemy damage that's a fun trade-off plus you guys have to watch my video and that's suffering for you I'm not really sure what's even attacking us at this point they're sort of like ants but I'm not entirely sure what they are I guess at any rate there're something I can exploit for my own gain and I will we're going to get Crow boom seed uh that's like a scarecrow that explodes we're going to buy as many of those as we can and we're going to buy a whole bunch of wheat seeds I don't know if this is the most optimal way to do this but it seems to be work out well for me we still got 12 seeds to plant so we're finally getting ahead on the crops I'm actually going to need a bigger field already I can even fit everything in there we got so much to water too it's a good thing have that extra watering range pretty sure these are fleas we're now battling the fleas the Scarecrow is leveled up we're just going to take an extra one because that's essentially 100% extra damage and I'm pretty sure they're going to act like a land mine and show up everywhere pretty sure I broke critical chance earlier but we're going to get experience gain anyway what I lack in brain power I make up for In Too Much Time on My Hands let's add yet another exploding scarecrow I'm sure they're doing wonderful work for me we're going to refill the water bucket and go back to work stabbing bugs in the face so if I'm reading the bottom thing correctly the Scarecrow is level two everything else is still Level One I do kind of like the feeling of the summoning blade 25% damage 10% attack size we get extra enemy spawns and speed but could probably deal with that so far they're very slow I'm going to go ahead and mine some rocks uh while we're waiting for the next wave of enemies actually they're already here I should probably utilize the store now I feel like I definitely want to upgrade my mle turrets so we're going to buy more of those seeds and grow them I think we probably also want to buy a cat because look at all the money we have so we're going to have another cat more farming plots we need more room to grow absolutely everything then we're going to buy the most expensive seeds we can cuz I assume they're the best uh plus extra watering capacity range everything and then we got five mole seeds too we should plant the mole seeds first cuz they're going to turn into weapons for us regular crops I'm pretty sure only turn into experience which is good and all but we need upgraded weapons too like this mle turrets have plus three piercing they're going to destroy everything I don't have to do anything anymore I am the destroyer of bugs plus one amount plus 20% attack frequency plus 10 crit chance and that's just from the moles that's going to be strong and we have a giant spider boss I'm going to take it on a little tour cuz I'm pretty sure actually my crops do need water okay stupid we can't get far from my crops cuz I decided to grow a million yeah that works out well because he mostly just Waddles around until he dies and then we get his treasure plants seeds for you Waters plants for you we got an elephant who knew that a frog's best ally was an elephant I'm going to try and catch a Fisher two before morning as well those fish add Oodles of experience to me all right $5,400 our crops are getting bigger and we're going to get an upgraded stabby Pitchfork aside from that we're going to buy grapefruit seeds because look at that experience yield and I have an elephant here helping us water as well I do have 14 watering spots myself so I'm going to add that in we're basically speedrunning growing crops because they turn into dangerous weapons that we use to destroy everything else mostly geriatric bugs that have no chance at all pretty sure they were on death store before they started fighting me okay Pitchfork we're going to add one we're going to get 30% damage and 20% attack frequency we're going to be rapid fire stabbing let's also take 15% damage 15% attack duration 10% attack frequency we lose some crop yield there but I mean we're growing so much anyway that's fine okay Pitchfork leveled up again plus one amount 25% damage attack frequency and attack size that pitch fork is going to be really dangerous pretty sure I'm seeing it hit for 400 damage which seems to be more than enough to defeat the bugs and to be fair they are insects that weigh all of half a gram so it's no surprise we're destroying them this one's kind of interesting 2.5% experience gained at the start of each day that's great for me I don't know how many days we have to go through but each day is going to be better oh I guess these pumpkins are done I never realized I have to walk through the finished crops to get them this is a wise choice 15% damage 15% crop growth speed 10% enemy spawns that's okay I'm a professional I've made poor choices before uh let's upgrade our tongue lash seed that's my main weapon that I'm hitting everything with with my tongue then we're going to buy as many of whatever these are as I can uh I lured this boss into a squadron of exploding scarecrows and pretty much destroyed him I'm going to take a little bit more experience gain uh and potential crit chance but I'm not really sure I get uh any more crit chance at this point plus five health regen probably isn't the worst idea in the world that's the first like safe or reliable upgrade I've taken tongue lash is going to get 25% extra damage plus one so it also whips behind me we're going to get a cow that fertilizes crops increasing yield by 30% so that's an extra 30% experience from the crops we grow I think basically also known as a lot of extra damage tongue lash we're going to get an extra two plus more attack frequency and damage so now we weapon out both sides with that tongue everyone gets a taste or we get a taste of everyone we'll take an extra two of those we're just going to be swinging our tongue back and forth non-stop everyone's here for a good time with this frog on the map it's the most dangerous frog there ever was I didn't realize how many of my crops need water not surprisingly I'm not very good at taking care of anything at all luckily I can buy a golden retriever that can retrieve loot for me that actually sounds helpful cuz um there's a few coins lying on the ground I have yet to pick up aside from that we're going to upgrade our stabber in a big way you know you know what we need more farming plots you can never have enough aable land and then we're going to buy some raspberry seeds look at all that experience that pretty much ran us out of money but look at all the space we have in a field now we can plant so many things we still got another seven crops to plant I can't even see through all the enemies though I think those pumpkins up there are done so we're going to stab our way over to them better Pitchfork two amount 30% damage 15% attack frequency I think we also need plus two water capacity and 10% attack size we have some elephants helping us out and we got an achievement but I need better watering myself the elephants are letting me down it's what I get for relying on an animal with a nose that big max level Pitchfork plus 4 amount 25% more damage 20% attack frequency 20% knockback that thing's going to be unstoppable none of these have any damage so we're going to go ahead and roll them uh straight up 10% attack frequency is actually really big that's basically an extra 10% DPS so we're going to use that to work our away downwards Swift swings 20% damage 50% attack frequency the only downside is we lose crit stuff but I don't know much of crit stuff's working for us I see we're doing 500 damage though so that's fun and since we're doing mostly crops to uh get all of our stuff we're going to take crop specialist that's going to make everything go quicker but we're going to lose Mining and fishing speed I haven't been doing a lot of Mining and fishing mostly because I forgot about it but you know what that's okay if I'm focused in one area all the loot drops in one area and then I'll actually pick it up you just got to take a breath and stab maybe we'll upgrade our tadpull spew speed there's 13 of those so we'll buy all 13 of them then we're going to buy pumpkin seeds cuz those are easy to see honestly the bigger the better we'll get them all planted down we have 23 crops to plant uh okay now we're fighting whatever these are these are angry bugs okay we're going to add two tadpole spews with two piercing plus some extra damage so those should help for these clusters of idiots uh okay this is going to be okay we're going to take plus 4 amount plus 25% attack frequency next we're going to go ahead and just straight up take 10% damage that's going to pair nicely with everything we got and more Tad PS we're going to take plus two amount plus two piercing and 30% damage just based on the number of enemies that piercing is going to be huge cuz we need to uh penetrate deep into the ho of bugs penetration is really the key to anything in life when you think about it we also have another boss coming in it's taking a sweet time to get to us but once it gets close it's in trouble cuz we do a lot of damage up close then again the bosses might be getting tough even the regular yellow bug are getting tough we somehow are going to need a lot more damage well I'm going to lead him in a walk around my property and I'm going to grab some water from the well down here I think we pretty much got this night Under Wraps though would like to finish off the big bug and from the chest emerged a twocan that can plant seeds for me that's actually pretty helpful I don't know who's locking animals in chests but I actually wholeheartedly approve of that these aren't attackyoutube pretty sure max level upgrades are good upgrades uh I'm going to increase the farm plot a little bit more and then buy all these seeds then there's some kind of platinum color coins on the ground we're also fighting bigger bugs that don't actually look like they came from the retirement home finally we're destroying them so far but just in case we're going to add 20% damage to ourselves and we'll share a little bit of damage with the enemies they get 5% damage I'm not worried about that cuz I'm pretty sure they'll mostly die before they get anywhere near me but now I'm just going to uh continue planting crops and not really thinking about much of anything I'm a very busy frog I can't be bothered with anything max level tadpole I knew it would be good plus eight of them an extra two piercing 40% damage 25% frequency so those might become my best weapon now I'm pretty sure we're going to spray those in any direction and Destroy absolutely everything we're just going to take a little more uh experience gain crops are also thirsty because they're always thirsty it's not like there's a giant Pond of water right next to them but that's fine now we're going to take some experience gain plus 12% of that I think at the rate we're planting crops and gaining experience that's really going to pay out for us we're going to do that again 24% experience game plus whatever we're getting in the background automatically it start to zass the enemies to what I'm watering so I'm just basically walking in circles on my crops and more experience gain I can also buy a copy bar apples applies fast grow to crops making them grow 30% faster why yes also because it's funny to have a giant mouse on my farm and we're going to buy whatever these are pumpkin seeds and then it's back to committing ecocide we're going to murder all the wildlife on the farm there's no diversity whatsoever unless you're a big animal resistance what do I need resistance for I want to murder things plus 10% attack frequency again they're already going off quite quickly oh here we go we got another boss fight so we're going to put him in line with the tongue we're attack him hamburger style and his health is actually dropping really quickly considering how far in this is he's getting melted especially thanks for uh tadpole attack oh we're going to take another copy bar we need those crops to grow quick once they're done so much experience not really sure what these bugs are they're really annoying we're going to take 15% damage 15 attack duration 10% attack frequency we're going to lose crop heal but I'm pretty sure the cow or copy bar or something gives us extra that so we'll be fine I'm feeling pretty overpowered as it is so I'm not really worried about the choices we make although these flaming bugs might be a little bit tougher well I'm not wrong they are tougher but they're not as tough as I am didn't I get a dog to pick up all these coins on the ground whatever happened to him wait can my animals die maybe I should have been protecting them I mean even if they I still won't protect them I want the crops the crops are immediately useful to me we're just R up going to take 10% damage cuz I don't want to lose anything at this point those numbers are getting pretty big and we need to keep it that way okay let's buy some more tongue seeds also 10% attack frequency that's actually getting really strong that's why we're attacking so quick and doing so much damage today we're being attacked by a diverse amount of bugs looks like they're not really going to pose much of a threat to us either and we do need some water though always forget this one is here and we have such range on our watering now that we can get that from pretty much anywhere plus 15% damage we don't need knock back I'm pretty sure most of everything will die on the first hit anyway tongue lash plus three amount 35% damage and it gets look at the size of that tongue that's the kind of content we're here to see let's make it even bigger plus 50% attack size how big can our tongue get it's already going like a quarter of the way across the screen uh while we're at it let's just add 30% attack frequency uh we lose feature attack frequencies but we're attacking quick enough as it is I don't think that's going to make a big difference tongue lash plus three amount 40% damage I mean this tongue is so big it's pretty much the Ultimate Weapon at this point let's make it a little bit bigger 15% attack size let's add 15% crit damage and damage we lose projectile speed but do we care about projectile speed I've got a really big tongue Nothing Else Matters 20% damage 15% attack frequency we lose mining fishing and planting uh speed but what does that matter we're doing over 1,000 damage with our giant tongue I guess now we will upgrade our scarecrows a lot we're going to plant 19 of those plus whatever these are then we're going to have ADD and Wander over here and pick up stuff we didn't need and then we're actually going to wow look at all those the Hornets luckily Hornets aren't very strong we're actually melting those oh there's a big PR mantis and we're also going to take the uh exploding scarecrow upgrade hello my friend are you here for the tasting I'm here to taste you we're going to put everything here in our mouth that's actually kind of funny cuzz like 40% of the games I play that ends up being my goal for some reason we're going to get a cow uh these uh Hornets actually hurt a lot when they do hit me so I need to be just a little careful not to walk into them basically uh I think there's actually another boss that spawned so I guess we'll just take some health regen cuz the uh choices aren't all that fun we're going to take crit damage and damage again just so when we're hitting things it really really really hurts there's hits for 1150 you know what let's also make our attack side is a lot bigger come on this way we're bigger tongue than ever before that's the only thing that matters in this world we get more elephants I'm going to have an absolute army of elephants and we got an achievement for having 10 pets in one run pretty sure most of which are elephants that don't actually water anything but that's fine I'm not busy doing anything I'll Water the crops this GGO leveled up attack size I'm pretty sure they explode so who doesn't have a big explosion I wonder how many dollars there are lying on the ground also somehow we picked up crops scarecrow Max max level plus one amount 40% damage the only thing left to upgrade is the mle turret we could buy 20 of those we can buy another copy Bara and then we're going to buy grapefruit seeds look at the size of the scarecrows I made everything so big my tongue isn't the only big thing on this Farm oh and they're going to get even bigger plus 15% size there's no stopping us now I feel like we're also going to have giant moles they're going to get an extra two piercing uh they're going to be really really really big and also really really really strong I don't really care about projectile speed so we'll just add a little bit more damage in there no 1,300 damage for whatever that is it's hitting things but we're going to take extra mole power you know I'm pretty sure if I sit here in the middle of my scarecrows nothing can actually reach me cuz the explosions are so big and strong at this point we also have giant moles on the farm we have giant everything we now also have Next Level moles we're going to take plus one but plus five piercing huge attack frequency and damage I actually have max level weapons across the board so so now it's just a matter of adding you know 10% damage pretty much whatever we want we're just destroying everything at this point and I've been informed we've turned into WBO I'm not really sure what that is but we're doing aund million damage this works for me I'm going to run around and destroy the world now and that was a legend of Joe whose tongue could tickle the other side of the [Music] universe [Music]

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Length: 18min 39sec (1119 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 04 2024