Using ILLEGAL Chess Moves To Become A GRANDMASTER in FPS Chess

oh hey and turn are you ready to die in a totally normal 100% vanilla game of chess oh sure absolutely nothing could go wrong here right I am I am possibly the best sixth grade chess champion of all time probably not but I the only sixth grade chess champion that talks about it it my one time of shining glory in my life you got to leave me alone why would I do that I don't really know that's not the first time you wouldn't allow me to be left alone uh-oh are we just doing the the the the Ziggy zaggy the the Ziggy zaggy so you might notice that some pieces are kind of boring and then some are kind of shiny yeah they're very shiny uh-huh that's cuz there's two different attacks that they have it's not normal chest if you were wondering in oh I kind of figured also it's time to bring out one of my three hores wait you have three horses isn't a normal game of chess that's fine no absolutely nothing about it is normal can I Castle I can Castle you can Castle I can kill your Pawn oh how dare you I'm going to bring a knife to or you're going to bring a knife to a gunfight that's fine knives are great attack there's three of them oh slice your head I don't even know where you are oh that's you where did you go hey okay that's not you clearly your stupid NPCs can home in on me yeah that's cuz you're good and stuff hey and they're also dead you killed my man I can't shoot I can't hit you I'm going to get you I'm going to get you that wasn't you oh that is you did I win I won Jesse crumbled okay we're good everything's fine everything's good in the neighborhood oh man but the real question is why do you really have three Knights you should have a bishop instead because hores all right so the shiny Pond didn't do me any favors so how about a doll one okay is this two dolls oh hey wait it is let's go fight this like men we're going to go down to the ground we're going to take five Five Paces oh I see what you're doing you ready turn around all right we don't have legs how do we do Paces we'll just say we we'll count to three and then fire ready okay okay one 1 two two three fire oh I missed oh get wrecked wait mine you're moving sorry I forgot that I'm not supposed to move and I D but watch see look I turn honorable duel he says and then he just goes wh oh I forgot you could block with these yeah yeah yeah I just like how there's a train driving around well let's try this again since he's been doing so well for me oh the shiny again all right maybe it'll go better uh-huh oh boy hello hello hello oh my I want to see which one was you cuz you was split and I didn't know which one was it was the one like that you ran right next to wow that was dirty I want a shiny pawn attack can I have a shiny pawn attack oh sure ha tricked him no the Queen the queen vers the pwn now I've got the queen that does the whipping yours is the shooty one pow yep clearing out your board whoa what how did I get lached over here I don't know poow Bam Bam Bam and left shift woo I don't know what left shift does that wasn't you no ow ow that is you I think I killed you okay good that was really I don't know what the left shift button does does it do I fly I think you swing yeah like Indiana Jones all right things are going fairly well for us right now you're also you're in check by the way oh am I was like wait no that's my queen so what if we just duke it out with Queens oh no oh you've got a gun A gun because your whip is dangerous and I'm going to fly away goodbye um okay wait you're holding a pieace hostage oh he's not hostage he's helping he's helping keep me alive involuntarily no direct to the face yes my goodness and I got ran over by a train okay your queen is way more powerful than mine uh-huh not so dull now is she oh my goodness but I can also bring a gun to this gunfight oh wait I have a sword never mind yeah uh wow you might want to rethink things oh I need to rethink things ow I did it I think that's you nope I'm not here are you sure yep pretty sure oh I knew it oh was so close you were so close to being dead weren't you no not really oh I suck I mean you I saw which one had the bullet holes I'm like oh yes that must be him yeah okay you weren't even close to dead but you did have a sword in your forehead so that was good for me all right I don't like my queen being on constant threat of Pawn so I'm just going to scoot back okay good idea let's bring you under constant thread of knights same wait you've got two knights though oh I don't have two knights I have three Knights that's what I meant all right oh these are the bows and arrows they are with a homing one oh uhhuh ooh good shot there okay we're going to just back up a little bit I forgot how skinny your head is I know right it's annoying like in real lifeit that's not you what I I don't know what you were shooting at okay oh train blocked my shot yeah man oh that homing Arrow did not do theom thing [Music] ow see me get R wck watch watch this shot though ready and then I shoot you back here and then you're like oh I'm going to hide and I'm like no you're not around the corner oh the stupid homing nrows it worked so good now you are in big troubles oh great I can do this again oh this is a shiny night it's the shiny versus the wait I have the shiny with the cross bow yeah you that's the one that oh yeah that's the one full auto and where are you I nowhere to be known hello I am nowhere I said peekabo no peeking no peeking and no booing no peekaboo that crossbow reload didn't reload see that I got three no shots and oh that was good no shots yeah I shot you in the nose horses don't have heads they only have noses see that jump look how especially from the front see that that was amazing that was that didn't feel so amazing it did actually for real this time are we going to do this are we going three I need to take out one of your Knights no you can't this is mine he is the Knight of Knighthood I will call him Sir Arthur wow Arrow spam is the way of the future you haven't hit me once my dude I have hit you a ton of times why can I not hit you though ow yeah I found my piece it's been my why I hit you he said you you really weren't you were hardly even it wasn't look I was hitting you I just h on feet I don't even have feet I'm on chest piece you Dingus it's all one foot like an elephant they only have one feet now let's do this oh great you got the better gun I can get myself some range ah didn't work the range didn't work wait hold on wa there we go where are you I did the thing I did the range inter turn where have you gone you can't shoot a horse that's illegal sending the horse to the range in the sky oh oh you sent me to the big glowy orb thing you had no idea where it was like I wonder poor horsey I feel bad for him and now we're Back to Basics yeah just the basics the pwn Necessities the gun does not block the sword I guess no you can't bring a gun to a sword fight I felt good though that felt real good I'm sure it did now like real talk how is the balance so I think you're you're winning I still have a queen so I think I just need a I'm only good with the horse so I knew it I knew you were going to fall into this trap what sort of trap is this it's a pond trap we have The High Ground Anakin okay good to know where you are hello hi Hi how are you hey oh there you are ah oh that wasn't you Noe oh that wasn't you either oh there you are that wasn't you either how nice of you to have a sword in you uh uhuh uhuh uh-uh uh-uh uhuh there you are no oh I got stopped by a stopy stop oh ah yes I don't even know that was tough I didn't know which one was you at all I got you with one of my friends did you yeah oh wow you were after I killed my other friend oh that was dirty that was I'm in trouble I'm in big trouble oh you still had another horsey yeah but this is the shiny one that's the nasty one how nasty we'll find out you got the sniper Rook oh this is a new Rook oh boy that fired multiple times huh what is this to oh that's the fortnite mode are you yep wait hold on I just shot The Cannonball I did oh that was glorious yeah now I don't know where you are there you are oh again oh hi there man it blocked my entire Vision I wonder if it'll show who what happened there the fortnite broke oh man yeah that Cannonball just blocked my entire face I couldn't see anything I'm may have landed you right next to me no I'm not the game doesn't like me oh mhm this huh we're bringing up the big guns speaking of guns oh no big gun versus little gun my gun's better than your gun cuz I can do three guns and I can just know which one is you anyway that I did you see how bad you did that time yeah that was very bad I was trying to get the fortnite working to go vertical cuz it can do that those stupid things are so hard I mean that's why this game is free and all I destroyed him get riggy riggy riggy wrecked no what do I do what do you do what do I do I don't know I really I have no clue um the balance shifted very quickly de we're Tish now five points for the queen three for the no what is it nine Queen five for the Rooks and three for the rest so you're still I'm just pretty sure you have more pieces yeah and it's not balanced like in regular jessers no the chesir again uhhuh all right I think it's time we need to bring the queen back out oh boy all right all right I see how this is I don't know what this button does oh air fight air fight there's no competition you've got a minigun I've got a blunder bus from 1970s 1700s not 19 Ian this gallon gun just seems like it's from the 1870s there's just a are you just going for big place here I I might I can't be your queen let's just make it interesting check are these both shiny or not no oh no scope ah ow whoa I know right it gets here super confused uh I'm not feeling too confused though I'm going I'm going to shoot your toes I don't even know where you is I think I know where you is I know where you is sneaky peaky light okay how's the weather out there uh it's actually kind of Sunny pretty nice there's a holy hand grenade hanging out here is there hi NOP you have The High Ground I don't like this oh let me just get on your level then okay it was shooting there where did the intern go where did the oh you weren't kidding about the hand grenades ow oh okay H Vision block Cannonball please leave thank you you're welcome and I'm not even a cannonball oh woo oh no the iranium you in trouble now and turn I have Capt I think I captured your Rook I kind of want to use that one against your uh your queen except there's no Mobility here I think I'm just going defend okay we can defend you only had one Bishop yeah where' you king oh this is a new one yeah it's a shiny nope I'm not sure how great it is though okay oh oh that's what that does where art though oh you know around excuse you oh I forgot this is a grenade launcher whoa I see you no you're not allowed I was going to get on the airplane and fly around but now I think we said it we're not going to be able to use it oh that's right there was an airplane yeah well that just hurts me a little bit inside that was rude of me yeah it was you treated me like a baby treats a diaper just pooped on it now what are you going to do well these pieces over here a little lonely oh hey there they are do we do do we do uh this will be interesting yeah we'll see what happens over here oh two swords sword of my boys well I got you weren't foing around there it wasn't the one piece I can play with is the sword the one piece oh you're attacking again I am ow run away ow your your friend is attacking me yeah oh I guess right your friend shot me like four times in the back oh did he yeah that's my boy classic Carl never trusted Pawn Nam Carl ooh so now I have a interesting opportunity here oh no just oh uhoh wait don't don't I didn't do that I promise well uh now I'm afraid H distraction oh no this is a bad move for you ENT turn is it though oh that's your shiny Bishop I need to stay away stay away or that not stay away whoa where'd he go oww W woo you're destroyed you got dead I murdered a man and not even a man grenade launcher is dangerous wow those shots oh my goodness okay okay wait wasn't there a pawn here did you have a pawn there I I did where'd he go I don't know I just going to block him though he cheated I wonder if it's still there like actually I don't know I really don't want to find out with my king yeah and now I'm kind of limited on what I can do I'm getting all my pieces on white wait they are all on white ah gross well just Shuffle with the king I guess check no hello o oi how are you hey hey okay small gun versus big gun uhhuh oh you're the powerful sniper I am why is it that pond that's going to attack oh cuz that's the only pawns I have left uh-huh Cuz you so I'm not sure that's how that works wait what nope wait what how I block your shots oh you blocked it okay now where'd you go I'm so sneaky I'm a sneaky boy oh sneaky are you hello that was the wrong button goodbye wall how did I explode uh I don't know this is a whole bunch of weird happening I'm not sure it's supposed to I will use your wall against you uhhuh go and your own wall is using it against you gun walk into a bar I have an idea though I don't know if it'll work but ow uh-huh that seems to be working whoa hi there hello how are you oh you know I'm fine ow ow come on this is stupid this this is so stupid this is stupid it takes so much Focus to try to shoot your stupid head ah run away can I just climb the wall I can one eternity later I lost s of you I have shot you in the head four times and I Hear It Go th every time who so sneaky in turn a he's so sneaky also just so confused on how this is going to go we're both really bad at this we are no he grapple right to me it does damage on the grapple oh it does it yeah are you sure yeah I'm not sure it does I'm pretty sure it does and freaking line up my thing with your head come on get back here get back here yes finally oh that was horrible that was way too much dumb just that block I I know I hit you four or five times that was what five minutes of dumb oh I just watched my pong get eaten by the board I saw that too oh gee I wonder what I can do here boink boink oh oh this is the new king oh boy that means helicopter noises what what the shield did nothing there no way how did that work that was so stupid my goodness this game is ridiculous I love it well thanks for dying in turn if my pun worked I would have beat you it would have yep okay bye I'd also like to thank all of my channel members and patrons including autod Dave Ben Dicky J Teddy hippus General Harris trenten Cino RIT Le Warrior Keegan h zarov maxer r BC Engineers sarx Spencer T whiskey YH splatter saxs Doug rules Fred dton SE cander D pton plays fussy badge link hulet Kyler J Nitro Nitro WK and Rainbow Dash

Channel: Blitz

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Id: j7z1EaIrQNc

Length: 17min 47sec (1067 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 08 2024