♪♪ >>♪♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪ [CLAPS] ♪ TO YOU! ♪♪ >>[SCREAMS] >>OH! >>MIMA! >>OH. WHAT'S WRONG WITH MIMA? >>KIDS, WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT MIMA IS DEAD. >>SHE JUST DIED? >>NO SWEETIE, SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR A WHILE. <i>>>WHAT?</i> <i>>>WHAT DID YOU SAY?</i> >>WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO TELL YOU AND I GUESS THAT TIME IS NOW, BUT KNOW THAT SHE LOVED YOU VERY MUCH AND- >>HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN PRETENDING SHE'S STILL ALIVE? >>REMEMBER WHEN MIMA WENT TO THE HOSPITAL? >>THAT WAS A MONTH AGO. >>YEAH, WELL SHE DIED TWO MONTHS BEFORE THAT. >>HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? >>NOW KIDS, YOUR MOTHER AND I JUST WANTED WHAT WAS BEST FOR YOU, OKAY? WE KNEW YOUR HEARTS WOULD BREAK ONCE YOU FOUND OUT. SO WE WANTED YOU TO BE COMPLETELY READY. YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU'RE OLDER. >>[SCREAMS] >>DAD? >>RIGHT, UH, HONEY, YOUR FATHER IS ALSO DEAD. >>WHAT? HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON? >>I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IS IT, TUESDAY? FIVE YEARS. >>FIVE YEARS? >>I'M SORRY. I JUST COULDN'T FIND THE RIGHT THE TIME TO TELL YOU. <i>>>WHAT DID YOU SAY?</i> >>HOW IS HE EVEN TALKING RIGHT NOW? >>BEFORE HE DIED I RECORDED HIS VOICE. <i>>>MIMA, WHERE'S THE PRUNE JUICE?</i> >>IT'S JUST THE SAME THREE PHRASES ON A LOOP FOR EVERY TWO MINUTES. >>WHAT- WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS FAMILY? IS ANYONE ELSE DEAD THAT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT? >>NO SWEETIE! NO. >>WELL, UH... I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT AUNT NANCY IS DEAD. >>[GASPS] >>I FEEL LIKE THAT ONE SHOULDN'T HAVE SURPRISED US. >>OKAY, I NEED TO GO FOR A WALK AND CLEAR MY HEAD. COME SCRUFFY! SCRUFFY, COME HERE, BOY! [GASPS] SCRUFFY TOO? >>HE WAS NEVER A LIVE DOG, YOU JUST THOUGHT HE WAS AND WE KIND OF WENT WITH IT. >>YEAH. >>WE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO COMMUNICATE WITH EACH OTHER. THIS ISN'T HEALTHY. <i>>>I'M HAVING TROUBLE</i> <i>IN THE BATHROOM.</i> >>HONEY, WILL YOU HELP ME CLEAN THIS UP BEFORE THE NEIGHBORS GET HERE? >>ACTUALLY, SWEETIE, FRANK AND MARSHA WERE IN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT LAST WEEK. THEY'RE GONE. >>OH, THEY WERE OVER HERE LAST NIGHT. >>WERE THEY? >>IS THAT A CARDBOARD CUT OUT OF FRANK? >>YEAH, I KIND OF PHONED THAT ONE IN. >>I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WE PLAYED BRIDGE LAST NIGHT AND HE WON. >>YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD. >>WHAT ABOUT MARSHA? >>YEAH. >>MAN, I KNEW THAT WASN'T HER! SHE ISN'T THAT TALL! >>LOOK, KIDS, YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE SORRY. WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO BETTER! >>YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT. LIKE LAST WEEK, WE HAD A NICE BURIAL AND A PROPER FUNERAL FOR UNCLE JACK? >>YEAH. >>THAT WAS NICE. >>[SCREAMS] >>[SCREAMS] >>I WAS ASLEEP! <i>>>I'M HAVING TROUBLE</i> <i>IN THE BATHROOM.</i> >>OKAY FRANK, GOT ANY SIXES? UGH, LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING FISHING. >>HONEY, I DON'T THINK THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY BRIDGE. >>MARSHA, I REALLY LIKE YOUR HAIR! DID YOU JUST GET IT DONE? HM. I THINK THEY'RE DEAD TONIGHT. >>[LAUGHS] YEAH. >>DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE! >>HE IS LOSING IT. >>AND COMMENT BELOW! >>OKAY DAD! >>FIRST COMMENT.
