They Kept Moving In So I Fed Them To My Rabbit - BroWorld

have you ever gone to the mall to pick a fight with ninja murdered him and then turn him into a half-off coupon yeah me neither what's up guys welcome back to bro world did that game where we get to join the professor on his quest to impress Jennifer now I know what you're thinking if Jennifer is lady in the poster admit who or what is sitting on your piss-soaked bed right now the answer to that is I don't really know just kind of ran into her in the mall she was yelling about how she's into guys that were red shirt so I bought one made her follow me home and she hasn't said anything or moved since I'm not ruling out the possibility of the giant severed rabbit head stole her soul listen lady I'm sure you've heard every excuse in the book from guys walking out on you but I need to go pick up dog crap for my grandma now you just hang out here okay you stretch out relax you know make yourself at home don't look into the eyes of the rabbit for Christ's oh if I pick up enough dog dukey and if I can do it quickly enough then I should get a promotion to house Peter I really hope that was housepainter please tell me this is House paid okay painting walls I know that seems obvious but if you've seen my couch in my car professional poop smearer is definitely a possibility so the end goal may be to get with Jennifer but to do that we need to first become the ultimate douchebag which means we need to flirt with random girls and lift soup cans until we have muscles I'm not really sure if we're gonna be able to get it done with just a couple of Campbell's Chunky xym thinking we might need to go to the mall and spend a little bit of this dog poop money the grandma gave us on some dumbbells of course they would put the workout store right next to the car store so do we spruce up the turd mobile or do we follow through with our plan on getting swole but I don't know what women prioritize oh hey yep that would be your answer didn't even Derna look at you so I guess we're going ahead with the swole plan we probably want to upgrade those dumbbells right yeah we can't be lifting soup hands anymore deliver it to my grandmother's house please I can understand paying to have a delivery it was gym equipment it's big it's heavy there's no way the turn will be we'll be able to lug it around professor why do you pay for it to be gift-wrapped it just doesn't make any sense you're just gonna open it up and then toss it somewhere in your kitchen here we go we now have dumbbells now the first step to any good workout is protein so we're gonna go ahead and mix up some milk some eggs because it's all we have down our Salmonella smoothie and then we'll hit up the gym crack house kitchen floor whatever you want to call it okay all that matters is that you get in your curls for the girls and now that we're not curling cans I would imagine that's gonna make a pretty big difference all right now we're talking you what nine is good but ten is better but we're not going back to the shopping mall until we're perfect can you guys notice a difference yet yeah I'm not gonna lie I was definitely hoping for more he looks less like a level 10 and more like a ten-year-old we can try to talk to her though hey there you are I'm what you call high maintenance mmm you're my type no no professor do not pay her to feel your bicep or anything else oh okay we may have pissed off the pimp what is happening right now I've never had to fight for a girl before oh no use them use the muscles we just worked for yes don't fall in love oh oh okay yeah we definitely do not want to fall in love no no we love Jennifer we love Jennifer no no there's so much love stop spewing love break break a heart free comfort recover freak hurt come on professor there we go Jesus Christ dude you scared me there for a second he didn't give her the $16,000 I guess she just wanted to be with somebody who has $16,000 it's a very precise and unique cake but either way I gotta go lady I've gotta go uh bartend for my grandma yeah I've been doing a lot of work and she's been giving me promotions out the wazoo I don't really know why I'm bringing her beers all of a sudden but whatever pays the bills have you ever gone to the mall to pick a fight with ninja murder him and then turn him into a half-off coupon yeah me neither turd mobile you've served me well but it's finally time for us to part ways I got to go ahead and upgrade to the city Zen for twelve thousand dollars that ninja corpse coupon it better work here my vehicle now has very little feces on it how do you feel about that whoa baby my name is bro-fessor I prefer bad boys oh let's get to know each other do it girl wait are we a bad boy get your hands off her whoa okay why does every guy in this place want to throw down apparently were a bad boy though all you gotta do is scrape the crap off your car and you're in kind of oh oh no great great we don't want her moving in can't be falling loved and we can't have you put your crap on grandma's counter she's gonna lose her mind does all our blow-off that can put it away from me no no no no no no all my mind powers are doing a great job make up all your crap ladies justjust take the hint no no it never ends you're not worth okay good I've gotten so caught up in how stupid this game is that I didn't realize that we're becoming a huge douche bag way to go professor if you could excuse me for just a minute there's a giant present waiting for me outside I ordered it for myself for whatever reason Oh new workout equipment well we better drop that down in the gym kitchen how am I only just now realizing that you have terrifying deformed hands Jennifer's gonna take one look at your weird crab mitts and instantly run away oh this is quite a bit more difficult who woulda guessed that more weight would be more complicated oh she's gone I think the rabbit may have eaten her I'm just a little bit of shame that this pickup line is actually worked before but if it ain't broke don't fix it right my car now has a very little feces on it how does that make you feel hiya babe but bro-fessor is the man you need I need a hot ride like a free hot ride mmm you're my type let's get it on you see it works every time I mean guys it's so long as we don't fall in love lady lady come on now I cannot keep my car crap free if you are gonna be blocking my bathroom Luther right boy that has 15 soap dispensers I don't understand where all of this crap is coming from nope No oh that was close I'm not gonna lie the whole reason I wanted to do another episode of this game was because I thought there was gonna be a lot more to it than just working out and macking on babes don't get me wrong I'm enjoy myself but at the same time there's a beach club that's empty there's a nightclub that never opens there's a bunch of other buildings that I can't go to we need to keep going to the shopping center to meet people like it's 1995 if I talk to you is leopard print mr. clean over there gonna try to rearrange my face because it's totally worth it yo beautiful this tattoo is hotter than Hoss oh no I don't want to get a tattoo I mean I will but you really don't want to $3,200 for that oh that is just upsetting well we're extra douchey now where'd your shirt go what am I saying of course the shirts gone otherwise we could just tell her that we got it and she'd take your word for it maybe Wow put some clothes on you douchebag really I gotta go home and put on clothes now oh no I gotta go to work bye I'm a doorman now because apparently I'm muscley enough to pull it off all right we went home we got a shirts to cover up the tattoo that she wanted you to get and you know what we're gonna pick a fight with this guy preemptively I don't like your dumb face well why don't you try to rearrange it accent on try I don't think the glare off your head is gonna let you see me when I move at the speed of light there we go lights out he turned into a recipe oh okay we can mix milk and pink play-doh with eggs to make something worse than what we were making before we don't exactly have the ABS or the chest the shoulders of her dreams but we do have the tattoo you're so hot this tattoo is so trendy you can't even see it I think it was made to be listen I'm just happy I could see like 1/3 of your butt cheeks no no not again will you stay out of my bathroom lady so help me God I need to just board this place up just stick to crapping on the couch it's so much easier I honestly can't tell what's more impressive the fact that she could throw all this stuff at me at once or the fact that I can break it all with my mind my sheer will to not fall in love is overpowering the physical realm there Oh am i imagining things or did the rabbit head move we definitely headed the corner at the beginning of this episode didn't we she's not like it matters okay it's not my problem I'm leaving you here with it have fun guaranteed we never see or hear from her again hi would you like to come meet my rabbit you're so hot these shoes are the bomb are they Oh get lost dude hey oh oh all my self-esteem if I buy shoes will that increase my self-esteem what is that guy wearing this is only one way of finding out I've got shoes I'm a little bit douchier I'm still sad though I think I need to buy stuff for my house crap maybe if I beat the crap out of you I'll feel a little bit better about myself we can't dodge forever there we go no George George and then I'm stars come on hit him with those terrifying claws you got this maybe you'll turn into a recipe or a coupon or a weird pink shirt oh no he turned into a wait what was it I think he turned into a doughnuts oh yeah I turned into hell did I get any self-esteem for that though there's only one way of finding out and no whoa baby my name is bro-fessor and I got the shoes you've been complaining about these are nice kicks Oh goodbye single life wait what oh no no no I didn't say anything about your not being single no again really and just I don't know what to tell him I honestly don't know anymore there's got to be some kind of permanent solution I cannot wait to be you to my giant rabbit friend correction giant rabbit friends we only had one of them ie I don't want to be here I'm gonna show you guys okay just watch there's two of them I'm gonna go to work I'll be back in a couple of days in all reality but I don't want to he cuts I just want to show that they are actually disappearing to the rabbits and that we probably should have cause for concern I can't imagine being the last person to see this many missing women is gonna go over well in the neighborhoods who could come back no thank you things take a few seconds and just like that she's been devoured make it a whole lot more sense for that to be piss-soaked another day another fist in somebody's mouth so that I can get a fist in somewhere else oh right oh don't want to fall in love don't want to fall in love okay this should be a little bit more reasonable than the bathroom maybe possibly oh I can't hold it off forever new no don't fall in love professor so she's trying to take your money you don't have all that much money to give yes yes yes yes we're good we're good everything is under control they're not letting me leave I can't get through the door alright you know what I think that's gonna be it for this episode of bro world guys I feel like that's as good a place to leave off as any and I feel like there isn't gonna be that much more to the game it is gonna be very much like the old douchebag games where you flirt and then you work out so that you can flirt more rinse and repeat and the douchebag games were nice and short because it was a flash game you'd give it all in one episode but this is very long form and made for mobile pretty much so I don't know if I'm gonna continue with it but if you guys find any more games like this out there please let me know I find them hilarious I absolutely love them this was still a lot of fun I I definitely want to continue with stuff like this thanks for watching his video I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next time [Music]

Channel: CaptainSauce

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Id: sw-JvwzG9nQ

Length: 14min 46sec (886 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 25 2020