The worst GTA clone I could find

hey there friends don't call me Kevin okay we don't do that here I've got a cool game for you today because and we're all waiting for GTA 6 for quite some time now it's been what like at least five months at this stage but don't worry I got just what you need it's called Uh one second let me check what it's called Hill stories let me show you what you've been missing from your life I was gonna say you might recognize the menu but I don't think you recognize this at least I certainly don't did I say here we go again I meant to say can't create DirectX texture PPE underscore quad.bnp oint we're in do I have like double vision or is is that just me okay it's fixed I I think what was that our first mission Bullseye I've got something for you to hold before I can trust with it you have to show me if you can use it is this guy like right up in my ear it sure sounds like it okay let's see can I aim that what this is so good wow it's not even going where the aimer is why okay never mind it I can aim like this what kind I'm shooting him in the back I'm bending the bullets around he's not even holding a gun can I steal this boss or is it just painted on that's just painted on whoa oh my God I'm so strong this is stronger than any GTA protagonist [Music] I don't know what exciting thing I'm supposed to do next I don't know why is he walking towards me can I get a map or something I don't know what I have to do wait you you can't go to map it just jumps right over it you can either start a new game or quit game what huh what's this happening I've stolen a police car I feel like I just had a blackout use arrow keys to drive care press space to break press X to exit and press R to change radios to oh radio station awesome I don't know what's wrong with my car it's not behaving like a car why is it doing that stop it what laws of physics does this follow I don't know if this is an invisible barrier or just gonna turn around and I don't understand okay I'm flying now oh for God's sake guys just having fun oh my God the glare on the roads I think I'm driving towards the sun I must have taken a wrong turn oh this looks like trouble it says something together downtown mafia what the hell I think they just got sucked into a portal or something where'd they go those poor guys yeah I wonder what happened to them are they in there do you think I'm gonna go away oh my God the breathing is so uncomfortable in this game hey downtown mafia it's me the protagonist the protagonist where'd they go I think I ate them aha I've curbied my way out of this once again every now and again when you're turning the camera will just forget to follow your character and it's really jarring I can't control him he just has a mind of his own sometimes we speak baby ah that explains a lot this game is made by babies there must be a way of finding my next mission like are is there no other Mission maybe that was it maybe I completed the storyline I clicked escape and the whole game just closed damn damn streatham hill I haven't seen these sides in nearly 20 years oh my God we're getting an intro cutscene now it's still as crazy as the day I left oh it's just as crazy except us Darren downtown mafia guys are everywhere yo I just reached stretton oh and I'm gone oh no I'm back never mind off my goal even in the Godzilla carriages spawns in that was so dramatic my favorite cousin Simon look how time flies man cool oh he loves just disappearing and his cousin is used to it apparently he just said cool voice radio voice radio we're here we're staying in the house at the end of the road the temporary doll so don't get comfortable okay this game I'm gonna be much more successful awesome I thought that was the character I wouldn't even be surprised this is me he's one of our best gang members oh my God hold on I was about to say let's go find the next mission but look at that NPC that's the most terrifying thing I've ever seen look it's right there across the road this is going to be a driving Mission get that phone there's that Leo guy he's still a very important phone from us it has all the details of where all the weapons are hidden he even has the number to hold the Army for air strikes what no way imagine there is just a number for that that would be so helpful for our gang all right you know what I'm just gonna run up on him and I'm gonna pop a cap in his ass watch this day mission complete that's how we do it in Stratton Hill stories you can now find grenades all right well that guy had really high connections not only could he call in airstrikes he had an unlimited supply of grenades oh no no no no no no no no no no no bad time for the camera to forget where I was oh we're having a little jog on the spot warming up before our drive-by I see bring it to the pain spray of aldoor Road follow the arrows he gave the mic a bit of a pain spray at the same time I didn't spray them all to a road oh no I have to drive there without crashing but look this is me holding W nothing else how am I supposed to drive this what the hell is going on red Mission failed oh my God I hit someone and I don't know where he went but he sent me flying okay it's an interesting wave what getting out and in the car at the same time what the hell was that I can see my shadow moving my guy is stuck or something what's happening what is going on ready let it I'm over here now can you help me sir I'm sorry for calling you the scariest oh well there he goes into the sky what the hell is going on all right thank you they saved me oh never mind they just they put me back I'm I'm I think I'm dead yeah that's the end of the story it's sad but sometimes the real criminal underworld doesn't have a happy ending twice well thank you very much for watching I am a much better Channel than call me Kevin and yeah subscribe check out my other videos or don't you know I'm kind of a badass I don't really care I do don't leave goodbye

Channel: DoNOTCallMeKevin

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Id: AROnvYeWUh0

Length: 7min 34sec (454 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 07 2023