The Weirdest Minecraft Stream Ever...

[Music] [Applause] i'm [Music] okay so this stream was really weird we found out how to use voice changes and went crazy with it on the dream smp minecraft server i don't even know how to properly describe what happens so keep watching to find out for yourself also according to youtube statistics only a small percentage of people that watch my videos are actually subscribed so if you enjoy the video please consider subscribing youtube sometimes glitches and unsubscribes you so if you think you're subscribed already please make sure to check you still are and enjoy the video it's working i'm live i'm live i'm live i'm live i'm live live stream live yeah hello hi oh hi you just wake up stuff out yeah you wake up to me calling you no no i was i just woke up like fight like got some good timing like five minutes before oh he just woke up no wait he said i just woke up let's go let's go let's go let's go sub nap yeah um what are you doing why are you why are you on the server why are you so quiet a little bit quieter is it better now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah zero viewers lol wait guys i have zero viewers guys type something if you're here because it says i have zero viewers wait is that is there anyone here i'm tweeting that is anyone here i don't think anyone's here no oh snap guys no no one's here where where are all my viewers for you george i'm here what the [ __ ] hi george who was that there's this quarter corpses what was that you literally have zero viewers wait either they're going i have zero viewers and corpses here this thing's gonna go out all right it doesn't matter listen um what are we doing what are we doing down the line we're messing around we're griefing we're griefing let's tear it down yeah the pets are gone it's time to it's time for change it's time for change and you understand bad idea okay it's time like we've been sitting here this long with this oh my god building here jane thank you so much for giving 25 subs thank you so much there's a lot of stuff in the world thank you thank you thank you what did you tweet thank you james thank you thank you thank you thank you so much where did you tweet which account he tweeted a screenshot of you with the zero viewers it's your review how many views i have now how many views do i have now you're up to 200 yeah 200 guys wait you have 8k viewers jordan yes oh one of my followers in his flop era oop george when i get there i'm going to kill you for breaking that house it's not just me breaking it everyone's breaking it no we don't care we're destroy okay this stream we're destroying everything on the dream s p everything must go it's like a sale everything must go okay sale it is everything all right let's start with everything let's go to bad's house no one that's useless no one goes there my house what if we actually destroyed absolutely everything tommy no thanks to stinky sun no one's no one say hi to it no one say hi to nia too no one say hi one why george george i'll donate george i'll donate 50 if you if you just say fu right now in chat or just the lesser's fu no you have to spell it out you don't need the money first will you actually do it it's awful you're gonna scam me no make it so i don't care i don't care everything must go okay look listen we are destroying absolutely this one block with a sign on it this one what get him get him okay stop stop oh my god whoa bad's got a trident everyone's like wait where did the the doghouse go can you guys stop fighting we're trying to guys we're trying to just george we're trying to destroy history we're trying to destroy history right here okay can you stop providing let's destroy from spirit's grave next all right no no no what i'll pick up all the residue you can't do that open up all the residue no not everything we're destroying anything useless we'll destroy this this one i'm just kidding i'm just kidding oh really you know this community board has been here for so long and no one does crap destroy it let's go this is whatever remember we were mad at george because he had full prop 4 diamonds yeah i don't care destroy it destroy it you know that farm that no one uses no no we leave that we leave that what he will still leave it use it occasionally wait you see that you know what they don't use no one uses it you know what they don't use put in the use this oh this trash farm destroy it i don't care about it okay make it disappear make it go bye-bye look at it we're actually destroying it we're actually going feral we're destroying everything is this free we built this and now we tear it down we built this city on rock and roll i've got 4k viewers let's go who's 22k you have 22k no it says 4k wait no don't destroy the floor no one uses the courthouse no no okay fine no court let's go to the whole path and we'll find stuff with no one uses come on all right like we're gonna it's like we're like destroying all the trash on the surface we're cleaning and cleaning up the tree we're cleaning up what is this what is what the hell is this look at this crap remove this crap what is this just destroy it i don't care about it okay i don't care about it it's trash yesterday that's not built yesterday it's been here for a long time it's trash it's an actual traffic literally okay get rid of it fill it in with grass there we go nice we're so efficient yeah we're like we're like the garbage man garbage man all right wait what is this i feel like we destroyed this yeah definitely destroy that what even is this like when you get rid of the water yeah you fit in the water oh wait how do you get rid of the water at the bottom all right get rid of the slabs and then fill it in and then all right and then destroy it this is trash and we don't need cleaning up the smp okay get rid of that maybe we're cleaning up all this and look i'm filling it in i don't have enough dirt i don't have enough psych i do all right nice perfect that's going to grow all right destroy this destroy this crap this crap up here over here what there's just like a wild feral beam of bamboo that's gone now all right that's all good it's all better dream you see that this look at this wood stuff over here like this was supposed to be the stuff original church i think there's no no no no no no no we don't need that we need this this is like the oh wait um no way like for like uh plays and stuff all right let's move down let's move down wait i'm not ready i'm not ready i'm not ready i'm not ready wait wait for me wait can you hear me yeah okay um all right i'm on the way where did you guys go we're destroying everything oh my goodness yeah we are we're destroying everything i'm gonna pop off i'm gonna pop off he's gonna pop off yeah we're destroying everything we're breaking down the building but not in here because this is the the holy land the holy land the holy land [Music] i think i can do that wait dream oh my god [Music] yeah yeah we're cleaning up the server we're clearing it of perverts destroy it [Music] can i have one of those how do i get that dream how do i get one of those [Music] [Music] [Music] i [Music] pretend no it's not pretend this is real oh my headset just died i can't hear anything no here i can't hear yesterday stream i'm back my headphones are working again [Music] you know what time it is [Music] [Music] [Music] is [Music] i know i'm the best you can't talk my vest i've got a vest psyche it's a birdie if i'm jewish stream then consider following all you have to do is click the follow button it's free and it works [Music] [Music] your mcc performance was a fluke you suck you can't speed run the only thing you speed run is to the toilet true person nine seven two one though hey he gets all the gifted subs he is so famous because okay okay [Music] because your breath smells like poo poo what are you going to do yeah puns is going to die he's real bad look at the sky yeah the moon says puns is bad and that's because the moon knows what's up the moon says gullible yeah look up it says gullible over there look up look up it says gullible on the moon there it is oh no you see him crane his little neck he looked up into the sky and saw that he would die no i didn't yes you did he saw it it's destined to be george you are just blind but my bad is regular blind [Music] why would you do this to me do i have an effect on my voice knows he types her in and she kisses him on his little chin yeah she says get some sleep it's your bedtime if you don't go to sleep that's a crime you get spankings because you're a little kid [Music] oh my god ghost crime gifted five subs oh my god puns what are you gonna do i'm gonna kill you yeah i'm joking oh my god gosh that was sick is he certainly you five subs thank you so so yeah if you hit your sub goal we'll do it again we'll do it again we'll pop off again again what's the sub goal how many subs do i even have i don't even know you have i don't even know plus 100. guys stop killing me oh my god yeah don't worry george i didn't want to sleep anyway yeah we didn't want to be a girl i'm going to be a girl wait one second thank you pal thank you for the donor yeah who needs to sleep at whatever time it is for you right now who is killing me that's bad hey george good to see you streaming is 2 a.m for me in the moment i need to be up by six months after you no go to sleep if you have to go to sleep go to sleep please dream ew why are you doing that you say dream during this is weird oh come on like you hate me but you love me dream i'm i'm in this building dream help me dream don't worry i'm on my way help hey one second i can't find my way out i'm lost i'm trying to i'm trying to stream i'm trying i'm trying to stream help i'm stealthy i'm stuck in the building it's it's so echoey in here i can't even hear myself think i'm on the way straight stay strong stay strong i'm coming where are he's going to kill me jimmy's coming [Music] oh my god [Music] are you happy to die george you right here let me change i need you here [Music] um are you okay what are you doing why are you doing that crazy [Music] best friend george hello [Music] who are you are you creepy george you're creeping trees george help wait love your oh hello wait bad can you help me get out are you okay wait i'm stuck my toe bad fell down this whole dream look hello help me i don't have any water hello i don't have any way up wait bad take this that might help you wait try throwing it out on the whole i want to see if you can hear me you ready hello you're bad are you stuck bad bad oh i can hear you dream oh my god you hear me hi are you okay down there okay down here i mean it's dark but i i'm alive bye potatoes bad let's let's let's bone to death let's go home today yeah yeah shoot him it might help hey hey is it helping is it helping it's the opposite of helping oh wait is he stuck down there though yes i am wait apparently it's 4 13 and soft vibes hasn't slept yet you should go to sleep so when is the dream team album coming out i don't know george tomorrow wait bad are you so stuck i i'm gonna try what sapnap did i'm gonna try the mlg ender pearl okay try it try it here we go look out oh dream oh no oh my god i'm die you're bad [Music] oh bad left he's a filthy combat lager oh my god oh my gosh i'm gonna die don't die i'm not killing you don't worry okay dream don't kill him i'm not i'm not i'm not white the mother that was puns that wasn't me don't kill him dream guys i found a stop it [Music] [Music] here we go here we go okay all right all right here we go all right all right all right all right all right okay here we go here we go three two one i'm ready bad is stuck in a hole it's just like the skeppy troll he stuck him in the hole and fed him a bowl of cheerios but the cheerios were not cheerios they were actually pebbles skeppy is the best troll ever if you ever step to skeppy he'll uh trap you in the basement his basement he'll lock you underneath his house and uh uh make you wear a blouse oh my goodness that's crazy it's it's fully completely true let me show you i love him let's see it all right he does it all the time his videos should be a crime [Music] he traps the kids in the basement and that's all he does he does it just because george says minecraft butt and that's pretty much what he uploads oh my goodness that's true he doesn't have a creative bone he films his videos all alone [Music] how did he know all this [Music] no no i dream i don't think you're popping off very hard you need to stop turn it off turn it off what was that i'm sorry is that popping off apparently to you no no you're okay you're right you're right like what was that hello you're right you're right that was trash all right should i pop off on top now should i pop off on snap now yeah pop off on top thank you so much my dad is gonna yell at me oh my god no don't do that don't do that please thank you so much i've even done this go white boy go white boy go white boy yeah dream you're my favorite white boy that's you that's him here there yeah there he is my favorite white boy perfect perfect they clip that and then it's just they just they save it and then it's perfect i got it's 12 p.m here and i'm in school what just don't just leave school but it doesn't matter because you guys are more important than math that's true we are like who needs is somebody's birthday you said it's somebody's birthday it's loads of people's birthday today hey whose birthday is that whose birthday is it um your warmer times i'll tell you whose birthday it is today um wait a second it's joe biden's birthday no way oh my god it's joe's birthday there's no way it's just wait it's joe do you know who joe is what your mama no joe mama yes it's your birthday we wish [Music] that was popped off joe mama's birthday we didn't realize i was so weird i don't know what you're on but i want some we're not on anything no we're on pop off we're on dream smp we're on dream smp yes we are what are we going to do now should we just read this box we have to pop oh [Music] box he doesn't know what to do what's he gonna do kill fundy he's a fox that rammed him with box if you didn't realize i'd rhyme he's literally afk [Music] yeah he's in the box like a fox what is [Music] i'm just an idiot sitting here on the dream smp [Music] there's a million names to describe you but only one is accurate and that is an idiot language that's not language it's jesse calling him in atheists because he sucks and he's afk let's kill [Music] she or she's yeah die i'm gonna shoot him with this apple pie i'm sorry the width of pie drink is not in his eye that is yeah make a video let's go i love it [Music] we're making a video yeah popping off hey yeah this one this one goes out to all the step now taters in the world yeah yeah stand up is bad not like bad boy hair but like bad he's bad at the game he thinks he pops off but no he just smells like cloth yeah a smelly cloth oh but that's okay we love them anyway no we don't [Music] [Music] [Music] oh no this isn't good somebody round it up we need to get it up we just care about his stuff what is [Music] [Music] you are the best rapper alive i wouldn't say that oh okay okay here we go you need to get back on before your stuffy spawns this stuff's gonna spawning okay george or samnap you need to hurry up oh my gosh it donated too i don't have anything to do thank you so much he they said one billion quadrillion out of ten that's what i would rate this i don't have enough that's a very high rating thank you i'll get like wood for something thank you very much soft vibes big donation thank you just refreshed it yes let's go lildre dj halo georgie z when's the elbow coming pop off i don't know and maddie moo thank you for getting another five subs thank you the albums i think we need to roast bad boy let's go this is dangerous thank you for a spike thank you for the donut i'm gonna tell this story okay i don't know no way he was so dumb i know trapped him everywhere he griefed his server he banned his friends he blew up his kit pvp no his name was skeppy bad boy halo was none the wiser he let it happen while watching oh my god no way bad boy halo was trolled oh hello hello hello wait is that stopping up yep [Music] kill me don't kill me piece of crap don't kill me so i'm not sorry don't actually kill me seriously george i know no bounds sound don't kill me no don't kill me samnap please stop dropping me stuff wait where is samnap what is this song what is this what is going on right this is it george we're going to war oh my god is gonna have to die guys no double music no double music turn it off turn it off listen george we're going to war let's go what it was going to come up to we have to kill sapnap what items from the universe let's get him let me get my stuff we need to kill him when he comes back and then kill him again and then keep killing him for the next five thousand years where are you are you explaining him hello there he is don't kill me let me get my stuff let me set my spine [Music] you guys are muffins sound i've died and then oh my god thank you marvelous war and we killed him and stuff and that was it we lived happily yes we did yesterday the king and his night let's go to the castle dream let's go escort me to the castle going that way over that way [Music] what six hundred dollars six hundred dollars that can help feed the servants what thank you so much surprise thank you and no zinger forget thing five's up stop you don't have to know any more money though thank you so much you don't have to wait turn the thing back on we're going to the castle where's the castle music oh castle music oh where this is so beautiful [Music] i know i am i know come on wait who's doing that [Music] stand up stop [Music] hundred dollars 500 [Music] that can help us repair our walls some vibes why we need a chrome what is wrong with our walls tommy did it and what is that he removed he removed wait my throne [Music] eric removed the throne why did he do that aaron has started a war and it's not wrong that he can win shut up jackie you've pissed me off [Music] you've really done it this time george there'll be no surviving this [Music] time bad let's go prepare i guys oh what the hell there's the three of us now we're unstoppable together we're the three guys don't kill me [Music] rebuild [Music] [Music] thank you so much here let me give you something as a token of my appreciation [Music] donated 600 dollars [Music] george likes to get some cash he likes it from your secret stash of money that you made from drugs or something else and even hugs he doesn't care he just wants it donated and yeah cause george is a muffin [Music] i might wait how do i play sound and my voice at the same time you my filter is coming [Music] just get out of here he's a loser how do i do this how do i do that let's just shut up and do it like this george you are my [ __ ] i'm begging you but again i'm also thanking you so it's like a weird situation cause it's like both but like i thank you but also please stop you've done like a thousands of dollars all you find me setting up is batting me from the team speak for such a reason i'm joining it's okay i'm popping off i don't care what it cost i'm going to spit some bars i don't care [Music] [Music] i'm running away from you you can't catch me i'm faster too i will hide it in a hole and you'll never find it until you're old dream i need the eye you can't catch me i'm too fast i am faster than the flash you can chase but you'll never last i have stake for my secret sash my secret stash is techno's farm i killed his cows and took drink arms please please please dream dream no you can't have it back i need it for my secret [Applause] i challenge you to a rap battle george i challenge you to get banned from the discord again again no george you need to give up i will never stop guys suffice donate it again they're rich they're like mega rich they keep giving me hundreds of dollars you should donate to my stream don't waste it all on george he's mean i agree with the things the dream is saying i just can not catch up he's a slow stupid chump yeah i can't catch up because i keep tabbing out to change my voice self vibes thank you so much but i'm going to my secret stash it's where i keep my spruce mustache and stream is going to his secret stash it's when he keeps his big fat ass you will not chase me until i'm there get the hell out of my hair hello george i have more pearls than you what the hell are you gonna do give me my stupid axe i just ran the wrong way i don't know why i went that way today give me the ass i can just purl away i can do this [ __ ] all day so fight you won't catch me i'm too quick this is my last one thank you surprise [Music] what are you going to do you definitely can't catch your [ __ ] i'm super super duper quick dream i need my axe language fine dream give it to me is that my act i give it to you that's your answer wow can you guess how much i've spent oh my god no soft vibes has donated way too much money i have no idea how much it is i have no idea donate again and tell me how much it is no i'm joking don't do that don't do that don't do that oh my god i popped afterwards i popped it that was crazy can you and dream sing let it go with these voice filters on right here you look like a starving orphan from oliver twist what [Music] wait what's the lyrics i don't know anymore let it go let it go [Music] dream you're doing it all wrong wait sometimes donate two hundred dollars i'm not sure how much i spent two hundred dollars why are you doing this let it go let it go so if i just doing it hold it back thank you so much but actually seriously no more seriously [Music] uh they have donated three thousand four hundred dollars apparently and they just donate another three hundred dollars why are you doing this why are you giving me so much money tell them to stop what do i do guys you can threaten them with it's a weird situation because obviously i'm thankful for the money but on the other hand i feel bad cause you're giving me so much money so i'm politely requesting you to stop but on the other hand keep going because pop off i guess thanksgiving it's almost thanksgiving is there anything you're thankful for i am thankful for supplies giving me another three hundred dollars for your money merry thanksgiving and thanks to everyone that's subscribed yay guys click the f button that would make me happy i'm sure it would and also the twitch prime button that would be cool they're about to hit 4 000. no way hi georgie you look really cute today is that oh [Music] soft vibes thank you again but also don't do it again i don't know i'm confused that's annoying 200. that's a lot soft vibes be flexing in the chat with his big donors oh wow that's really how much money follow me follow me george follow me i'm checking out how much money there is no quickly quickly wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait quickly i'm on the way hurry pearl pearl pearl okay hurry up it's very cool [Music] let's go back to the community house i'm going [Music] [Music] i'm [Music] take a [Music] z take a seat take a seat i am here to teach you the preachings of church prime what is that you can click subscribe and then prime and it is absolutely 100 percent free they don't teach you about this in school they think about it in church in church prime [Music] subscribe subscribe oh there's one squash of moldy that's a funny name anymore any more names i can read i can read the names out loud in this funny voice twitch prime right now guys how do they do a dream they click the twitch the subscribe button then you click the prime button right official delta live [Music] what advantages do you get for subbing you get emotes what else do you get and you get closer to god and you also don't get ads there's zero ads and you help the streamer subscribe with prime yeah it will save you lots of time from watching ads before this vid you want to watch your favorite kid whether it be tommy in it or george not found we don't care just use your prime with lots of care it makes us happy everywhere we get money you don't you lose nothing your parents might but we get money every night twitch prime is where it's at unless you're stupid [Music] [Music] it doesn't matter it's a crime if you don't it's evil yeah i'm popping off in the church i have lots of merch so does george and so does puns i think yeah he definitely does so does sapna soda's bad so does everyone probably your dad what my dad has murdered [Music] subscribe with twitch prime if you don't you're full of slime it costs nothing not even a dime if you don't subscribe it is a crime yeah subscribe with pride i'm gonna 100 plenty of time subscribe right now use your prime if you don't i won't rhyme i'll talk like this instead that was pretty lame so you should use your twitch prime otherwise i will no longer rhyme and then it's not satisfying like being happy instead of crying so fives gave another two hundred dollars [Music] thank you let's leave the church get out of here this is probably uh annoying to their ears yeah but they should sitting in any way in shock he has [Music] look at that church prime it is beautiful hi bestie i love feral hours thank you for the donut i also like being pharaoh it's so fun popping up you know who would like popping off with ours but he's probably asleep quack they would love to pop off you should tweeted them to come pop off with us [Music] george did you ever see jay schlatt's grave another 300 dollars [Music] what is this i'm gonna show you a place of magic keep subbing with prime if you wanna be cool we're heading to jay schlatt's grave we're heading to jade's last grave he kept leman berga as his slave he needs to wave his uh presidency away [Music] and now his body will lay deep dark inside a cave [Music] wasn't that bad to be honest he really secured the bag kept lamborgh katmanburg had a stag oh okay and there goes the music [Music] dream yeah this funeral sucks you missed the funeral you dingus i'm really cool yes oh george you missed it all this funeral might suck but jay schlatt made lots of bucks he was a businessman even if you're not his biggest fan oh yeah i'm not he stinks i hate him he's really dream we cannot allow this this kid is full of piss it's making me really mad and at the same time really sad oh there's a chest you're rhyming the best could probably do much better grow some balls and spit some rhymes what you're saying is a crime bad what is in here door's not found he's been around but in reality he's a stupid clown and makes me think so profound the door's not found is a clown oh sound up you need to switch your voice thingy to a different thing yeah you're in a bad one which one which one do you guys use well depending on what's going on in little mod i'm using magic cords it seems good which one are you guys using hi george i love you thank you 190 fear thank you thank you thank you george thank you for the donations thank you and as donators thank you for their support yes wait dream police doing it on pun stream oh george is a muffin that is true but he's my good friends muffin i love it [Music] sup now it's time to die is killing me dream [Music] it makes me want a sparrow [Music] to die oh my god oh my god [Music] this time he's gotta die why don't you ever kill him too you really smell like poo who's the one streaming maybe if you were streaming then yeah you didn't think about that one did you sign up dumbass hey i'm starting i'm starting my stream no no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm starting the stream no no no no no no yeah you have to leave you have to go stream on your own another two hundred dollars wait okay i'm here oh george why are you such a muffin why do you smell like poo okay hey bad come backwards you wear overhead i don't know why but you always make me cry because you are george i had a horse named george once george hi hello bad bad boy halo wants to cuss yes i do instead he says muffin in place of [ __ ] language i'm telling the truth check his lines he says [ __ ] all the time no that's not true at all it's 100 super true he also smells like poo oh my goodness no that's you that's right i just called you out muffin what now george uh wait oh george wait i don't know how george is a chick is it walking oh oh [Applause] [Music] rap about stupid puns he probably has 18 thumbs that's why he sucks at games because he is super lame that's right puns is super lame super lame he smells like t-vane you know he thinks he's cool but in reality he doesn't even go to school oh he's calling [Music] george it sounds like you're describing yourself what are you just a little dream help every time he's about to die he calls for me every time he needs my help he's super bad without me he would be dead [Music] oh really 1v1 come on george show your skills oh snap [Music] you suck real bad you're killing me you stop because you're suffering you're not so rad i hate you so much leave me alone leave me alone please puns i'm gonna [Music] all right here we go oh my god i'm gonna be sick i'm talking too much oh my god you guys help i can't do something make them quick what am i supposed to do [Music] is coming george i'm sorry but you're about to die your dream is gonna kill situation with a bow [Music] oh [Music] flying in the air [Music] [Music] george you did this to yourself if you die you've been creating [Music] i spent enemies thousand two and forty dollars sorry why did you do this why why why you spend so much money dreams has to turn it off so i'm turning it off i listen to everything dreams says oh my god soft vibes why have you turned in so much money i don't know why you did this oh my okay god what your task is to find five roses or cute five don't what me again five roses or bacon stuff i've done another 200 oh my god soft vibe i what do i even say at this point what do i say dream do something okay are you following me five roses okay i'm looking for the roses look i'm i'm all i'm all whatever soft vibes donate too much money okay i don't know what to say okay cookie i must go to bed now please tell everyone i love them have a great stream and even better night thank you mel thank you mel i'm looking for roses george yes where'd you go go in the terrible way find five roses or all of your friends i found one they're poppies you mean poppies no you mean poppies i know you mean poppies puns is stealing the roses oh my god okay where are the roses i thought you were colorblind not blind i don't know where the poppies are i'm the roses are they the tall red ones okay i'm wearing roses okay no poppies i did it i got five dream here dream here there right there oh my god okay i'm gonna go why are you donating so much money soft vibes please why they just like they don't say i'm gonna die what some vibes you don't have to donate roses or all of your friends okay i'm looking i really am looking i'm looking i'm looking oh my god there's no roses here i'm going into the forest don't kill me bad don't kill me oh my god how you just want to thank you for putting a smile on my face hope you have a good day thank you thank you i am having a good day oh my god i'm like losing my voice this is crazy those are pretty i don't see any roses there's no roses what am i meant to do there's no roses dream there's no roses what is this a campsite dream i have a gigantic is that enough is it fine yes it's the perfect dream yeah what now what happened i'm back hello i just like i i don't know like this thing wanted me to get roses for them i got five roses weird and soft vibes donate a ton of money for some reason i don't know why stop vibes i'm telling you you don't have to do it no more i'm serious this is not reverse whatever i'm not trying to get you to donate i'm telling you do not no more thank you wait let me see how much you did how much you donated because this is ridiculous oh my god i'm dying oh my god okay that's way too much money soft vibes if you want me to refund any of it let me know another two hundred dollars no seriously stop donating stop donating if you donate again he's banning you from the store you can't even donate anymore after he bans you and you can never donate again i'm like really hot right now i'm like really overheating oh we know george we know how hot you are who is shooting me is it you bad no why is my bow almost broken maybe because you've been shooting it whoa why are you chasing me you know a shield i'll save you thank you thank you george why are you calling me sabnab or do i look like november's biggest nimrod or something because that's not at all what i am why do you have fire aspect you [ __ ] dream dream oh my god i need assistance don't just stand there dream coming george i'll help you george i'm here let's kill him together i'm trying why is he so far away he's just out of my arms reached there we go just stay on him oh he's dying get don't let him get a dolphin all right let's get him let's get him get him yeah kill him if we go if we okay if we don't kill puns the video ends get him get him boys get him roll out i'm rolling come here puns come here puns where'd you go oh it's a man hunt except for hunting a little boy okay he's dying i can hear the police car they're coming for you puns why did i hit him he's like glitching he's a little catcher minus one thirty minus nine thirty minus nine thirty yeah he got a dolphin he got a dolphin he's zipping away i'm on the chase i'm trying to get a dolphin the police are on their way wait where'd he go make sure to get the donuts first don't forget those bad boys where did he go where'd he go i don't know find him i got a dolphin i'm on my way i'm so close i'm not even there anymore i have the chords what's the chords i'm at my 130 minus 840 130 minus 840 what the [ __ ] are you doing language you're you're moving like a fish i see your name where are you i found you what i'm here hold on come here we're gonna find pump to go find puns all right here i know where he is [Music] the [ __ ] numbers i have the donuts hurry hey we have some people to shoot let's roll out come on [Music] we're just shooting with the brakes let me be going a little too far give me another show dream give me another shield give a spa stream sniping if you have a um what's it called hey give me eye and give me iron give me iron give me the iron i i don't i i need an ender chest you're useless stream bad boy halo do you ever give a do you have a do you have a ender chest over here ah oh i just got back i mean that was the biggest poop of my life holy crap why do you sound weird in charge what do you mean he just pooped it sounds just released the natural it's post poop voice yeah you don't ever get post poop voice white oh my god my arm is gonna break dream escort me to the xp farm all right follow me follow me let's roll out roll out let's go [Music] is that like a 1080 ti it's sort of it's it's a hot man we're escorting to the dream all right dream i want you to give a police report um about a missing george not found uh there guys keep your keep your eyes out for a young man with uh brown eyes he's about five eight he's uh he has a brown hair and jewish he'll um come but maybe not he's also colorblind so don't flash your silence too hard might confuse him just be careful and don't forget the donuts yet stay over there you say over here this is not the way to the xp farm guys yeah uh you got a 1092 over um yeah we're not wait wait no stop i was here first we can share it i need xp too wait wait which one is it it's this way oh puns is that the xp grinder wait a second come on hello hey hello there you go um i'm not like it's on the left of the dunkin donuts and across from the krispy kreme okay um take me to the xp phone please that's where we're heading [Music] over over um i'm gonna need assistance and getting some experience right now because i my arm is pretty damaged as you can see that sounds like a plan stan over i believe the next right yep like i said it's a right across from the dunkin donuts all right [Music] it's under over oh let's go down kill me it's okay because we have a feather falling there's a trap it was a trap but it's it's okay because this he's gonna do it [Music] um [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] if you don't they're probably going to shoot you anyway over here [Music] because i don't have anything else oh that's true this is a little bit you should turn just turn me down a little bit and it'll be perfect [Music] uh well i'm back to normal yeah that was really loud i don't think i think puns has a very good point about this being the only bit that he didn't participate in and then all the cops were bad yeah look stop being so selfish puns you can wait was selfish look i'm just gonna no stop killing them stop killing them sam now george begged him to stop killing him stop killing me guys oh my god why are you all so annoying i'm just trying to get xp he's trying to repair his armor while it gets more broken bad stop leave me alone bad i can't believe you've done this just stop i'm trying to farm up some spiders and he didn't stop i'm the narrator i'm the narrator i'm a narrator and the spiders were let loose stop nap was trying to suffocate george why there's so many swaggers sign up just leave me alone i'm just trying to farm some xp can't you guys just be happy for me yeah i can't because you keep killing them dream really proving us wrong they can actually be funny over hey cookie hope you're having a good day so far would you like uh to help me come up with a name for my lower hamster boy stay as cute as you are okay this is the name that you should name your hand [ __ ] ball name it [ __ ] ball no you should this is wait oh no we did this you should wait what is going on over there why this how this fighting stop uh guys there's a little problem down here [Music] this is what you should name it hampton hampton hampton [Music] stop killing my spiders please please [Music] stop killing the spot it stop killing me [Music] buddy [Music] hi jojo thanks for the donors you're gonna die and be muffin dead [Music] um is [Music] is this is oh [Music] [Music] please um [Music] oh i just wanna fix my armor why don't you guys let me fix it why cause you're so i know i'm just trying to sit here grinding xp [Music] said that he was going to sleep yo dream the other day you tweeted that oj was better than apple juice [Music] apple juices apple juice is much better alright i'm popping up i'm switching by this thing i'm tuning my thing here we go i tried this off turn yourself off turn yourself turn yourself [Music] okay all right here we go all right all right here we go you ready you ready yeah pop off this is the end of our truce because you prefer orange juice what i'm going to kill you now because get away with them puns juice which is not superior what are you gonna do now dream i'm up here orange juice has lots of pulp disgusting makes me gold i want apple juice right now apple juice isn't from a cow milk drinkers are just as bad so you are not a chad you deserve to flipping die because of your opinion so try whoa apple juice is much better ask everyone it's a trend setter [Music] george likes his apples juice to drip it up to dip his apples in it too oh my goodness it's a diverse drink you can have it at any dinner orange juice is for the morning you like it you are morning oh my god leave them alone whoa that escalated quickly don't drink apple juice it'll make you juice is way ahead stop killing drink orange juice you're dead [Music] orange coming from a tree apples too but you must see apples have a tasty peel oranges you just throw out like you probably you don't even like to eat oranges all right you're weird oh oranges are my favorite dish aside from muffins they are delish you probably like drinking fish and some other weird [ __ ] orange juice stains your mouth it's like mint gum get it out you need to drink apple juice because it's better than orange juice stop releasing this tastes like george's feet it's not anything like a special taste how do you know my fitness lips are probably pasty did you just admit to tasting george's food that's what i heard all right listen listen this is this is this is really truly all i have to say okay wow all right go on orange juice is super horrible trust me i'm from florida what have you heard of isaac newton he probably has an opinion yeah what hit him on the head an apple not a brick or he'd be dead puns get out of here that's why he prefers orange juice that wasn't me gives you lemons you make lemonade if life gives you oranges you cry your night away [Music] hey cookie you guys delegates i was wondering if you could please say hi and i'd love to see kenzie in savannah hello it's time i be honest with you okay go on i'm gonna do what i gotta do orange juice is the best it's more superior than the rest i'm sorry to do this to you i didn't want to go poo orange juice is better it makes apple juice tastes like vinegar i hate apple juice too it is really disgusting and so are you all right listen up listen up listen up if you prefer orange juice you will definitely lose it cost the price and apples you can eat in a slice you can eat oranges and slices but you didn't know that because you played with me and that's why you think they're bad i don't think they're bad oh my god stop releasing the spiders that's not the spider who keeps you releasing them tastes like ice in the spiders shut up it does not taste nice dream let me run a scenario through your brain have you ever eaten drinking orange juice throughout the day wake up in the morning it's so great nothing better than some oj in a plate of waffles who is killing me if you eat orange juice there's a bitter taste if you eat apple juice it's quite a taste i actually have to disagree with you i think apple juice has a better taste orange juice is super bitter that's probably why you like it because you are bitter apple juice is actually more and bitter listen orange juice is super bitter i'd rather throw it out in litter but stop shooting me please i'm in a muddy use [Music] i might as well be drinking [ __ ] that's what i think of it dreamy basically a goose since you don't drink orange juice i even spoke to zeus he told me orange juice you gotta reuse what are you doing you think it's all sunshine and rainbows but it's not because it sucks orange juice is is trash oh my goodness i've never heard rhyming this bad both of you just make me sad apple juice is just superior i don't even need to explain anymore no i'm sorry it's inferior no orange juice is inferior apple juice is well superior what is going on when i drink it i feel like snooze i'm gonna go mine some spruce orange juice chicken mousse next thing you know i'm gunna all right let me explain so i can get this [ __ ] right through your brain okay listen listen i don't really mean to complain but when i drink orange juice my [ __ ] reigns stop releasing this spot stop releasing the spiders it's full of green orange juice is super lame because my arm is breathing in the little bits that get in your mouth just like [ __ ] leave the spiders keep talking about [ __ ] you're a big kid ages cat [ __ ] i would know what it tastes like that's why i'm telling you it tastes like shite okay dream maybe you should deduce that orange juice is better than apple juice i hate the taste of orange juice it tastes like a literal deuce every time i drink apple juice it reminds me of beetlejuice [Music] sweeter you probably are a poop eater dream the only poop eater i do they like the apple juice or orange juice why is there one up here sing about the philippines what uh should i sing stop releasing the spiders the philippines are super cool they are great we love them [Music] if you've released the spiders one more time i'm canceling stop releasing the spiders someone run a stupid pole whether or not apple juice is old apple juice or orange juice drink probably drinks grape juice he likes anything but orange shoes [Music] stop killing this bad boy i'm sorry orange juice is better he doesn't like apple juice i don't mind apple juice but you cannot compare it to orange juice you when you drink orange juice you beat christmas trees like zeus is super pasty orange juice is delish george is a fish george please it's 3 40 a.m i haven't slept they're both go to sleep go to sleep if you're tired i agree they are both apple juice is better okay but they're both yeah apple juice agree there's different types of orange juice and apple juice like that's true there's only one type and there's some apple juice i have in life that's impossible like i prefer apple cider vinegar have y'all have apple cider donuts before those are good you haven't have you ever had an apple pie i have what's in that's good uh it's an american thing like orange juice with no pulp and not like that like really nasty supermarket stuff but like freshly squeezed right like come on have you ever had like a really good orange like um like that's a nice orange orange you're glad i didn't say apple oranges are good but apples are better have you ever have you ever eaten a nice cold orange straight out of the fridge i'm just not a is different apple juice because the texture of the i prefer the apple fruit i would say you prefer the texture of apples than to well yeah i would rather eat an apple than an orange but i'd rather drink orange juice than drink apple juice yes i'd say that exactly that's wrong it's you can like only have apple like orange juice in the morning if you haven't done that on point flynn in fact i'm gonna go and get some orange juice right now there's so many linty libby loves you dream oh i love you too thank you you're real just like me that cherries are gross whoa cherries are not gross cherries are good these are gross cherries are good i'm like the only one i've met who doesn't like cherries i don't ever i don't like eating cherries but i like cherry flavored things yeah ones i don't like chicken flavored things you know what's a cherry flavored thing favorite things don't like cherries [Music] the best example of a cherry flavor you want the best example of a cherry flavored thing starburst a cherry wow that's disgusting cherry fruit is good but it's kind of sometimes when you eat them with the seeds it's a little annoying to eat because i don't want to spit out this giant scene you have like a little spit area you know uh like chocolate covered chocolate chocolate so gross i need chocolate raisins i'm gonna order chocolate raisins right now i remember when he first gave me chocolate delicious draw glitch i always hated it chocolate actually no i i changed my mind i don't want them anymore i have loads of chocolate that i got for my birthday but i still haven't eaten okay no no okay that's what you said you're taking it too far okay i haven't had cherries in a while i probably wouldn't like that because cherries are delicious what are flat head cherries from montana what are those what are those they're they're delicious flathead cherries i don't know what those are no listen cherry flavor good cherries bad yeah yeah there we go guys hello georgie i'm stuck i'm stuck drink you're stuck i'm stuck in the washer help oh no got the door in turn why does this sound so cringe when someone does that oh oh dream why is it so cringey [Music] oh he's cutting out i think dream are you are you cutting our dream help are you okay jeremy all i need to know is how you guys feel about oh my oh my getting out of here oh there's a spider down here um yeah i was i was trying to reach george how'd you guys feel about pineapple wait what um can you tell him uh that i'm i lagged out of team speaking that uh let's just go in his room and tell him and i'm trying to get back in i'm stuck you like wait is this dream dream can you hear us dream yeah it's nice to meet you too oh you want me over for dinner what are you okay what time jim we can hear you okay um yeah just tell george just tell george that um i'm trying to get back in team speak and then um yeah i guess we can go to dinner i mean you're kind of his mom so it's kind of weird but i guess it's fine all right okay oh well i wouldn't say i love you but like okay all right i'll talk to you soon i guess not found mother what what what do you say i'm just saying apparently dream is going on a date with your mother that's not what you said what that's what he said anyway yeah i like pineapple actually george's mom has got it going on george's mom is apparently going on a date with dream uh this is uh this is clay uh leave your message after the beep um uh beep hey clay i was wondering what time you were going to uh go have dinner tonight i want to know if you wanted to record but you told me this is the message hey clay it's a stop now again i meant dream was taken i keep forgetting that hey uh hey clay um it's sad i'm not calling i was wondering you said you had dinner plans tonight and i was wondering what time those would be over because we have like uh we're gonna say we're gonna play some call of duty or something um is it gonna i know you're probably trying to leave the message for like the fifth time i'm so sorry this is the funny thing he caught you so many times gonna come down i promise you i promise you he got you so many times no way clay this your stupid automated message is annoying anyways um that's gonna be the last time like there's no way you're still fun for me it's the greatest thing all right you know okay how is he still getting you the baby is coming again it really is nimrod november all right clay you really need to fix your stupid automated message clay you really need to figure fix your stupid automated message anyways i've been trying to like i've told this use like six times now but what time are you getting home from dinner you told me that you have some dinner plans tonight but they might go late into the night i'm not really sure what that's about but um i just wanna know what time you wanted to play some call of duty or something i just wanna chill uh have fun at dinner bye wait was was that the beef you guys he's got trolled are we getting i love you from jim because i want one christy says they want to lie love you from you i love you chris can you stop killing me i'll do a voice message ready here we go here we go uh hey uh sorry christy can't get to the phone right now um she's busy watching dream content uh she'll get back to you soon um yeah thank you thank you a call back later thank you oh my god he he spiders i don't what spiders i hate which one of these is the phone call one hi george it's so early for me but i just want to say i love you can you tell dream i love him too nicole says they love you i love you too uh hey uh george yeah it's it's me bad um i just wanted to let you know i i got that collection of dream fan art you asked for i i put in a zip folder and i i emailed it to you so just yeah not not sure why you needed that but it's in your email all right okay bye wait which one is this hey dream um just calling let you know i i got that order uh cat [ __ ] you're asking for um i don't really know why you need it but you said it was urgent discreet delivery it's a disgrace oh sorry sorry sorry i got that uh the package of um um uh feline um uh excess um yeah i got that secret package you're asking for just let me know when you wanna pick it up just uh call me back all right thank you all right um hello wait is this it am i doing it am i doing it am i doing it no you're not shut up sign up hello hello um hey this is the uh delivery uh hello yo yo yo i picked up your message what's up man i saw you uh i think george is trying to get on the call but he's just not doing it right george is in the lineup he's like he's in like he's like he's like on the android again like what is wrong with him i don't know what's wrong with him already yeah george george you're not on the you're on like some 3g like i i can't hear you yeah you need to get on 4g it's it's the telephone one is it uh devices and devices george you can search telephone there's a search bar oh hello oh hey he's online oh he picked up what's up george hi how you doing dude what's up dream you got a package we're recording we're going to record a manhunt probably in the next like day or two we're just making sure we're trying to get the times for everybody figure out what time is going okay well we we can't do it late because george will get upset oh yeah his nose mom's threatened him or something like that yeah i think she said she was going to like punch him in the kneecap but we can't we can't do it i'm available whenever you know me i'm mr reliable yeah what about you uh you george are you going to be able to make it this time are you going to sleep we had to get that stunt double last time yeah you might have to get him again i think i'm busy this time conference puns in but his phone isn't working sadly yeah puns yeah no no okay his phone's broken oh no but um what are you guys up to right now i can't make them out uh i'm just watching on some tv wait what if i'm just releasing the spiders um what if we have a sleep are you guys available for like you ask your parents can you go to sleepover on like tuesday oh i gotta i love mom she's been kind of strict recently i don't know if i can make it tell her like you'll do the dishes or something ooh i'll bring marshmallows they'll bring drink dreams me and microwave them i'll bring i'll bring um i'll bring the snacks okay i thought he was only allergic to orange what are you bringing dream oh you have the house we're going to your house yeah yeah it's my house it's my house what is george bringing his ring somewhere in the sleeping bags okay bring the pillows too jumbo sleeping bag for four people yeah all right wait wait i mean we have a bed we have beds i mean you don't have to sleep in the super well no but we want to sleep outside in the sleeping bags i think that's what george wanted yeah that's what george's tech's going to be oh we can sleep under the stars yeah wait no we are the stars oh yeah um okay we'll sleep okay as the stars as the stars you want me to do you want me to bring over my xbox so we can play some games yeah we can play that new yeah wait you we could bring our uh pokemon cards oh bad bad back in like so ten years second grade come on logan paul viewer oh he's still so stupid what about my uh my uh pokemon games on nintendo what or whatever they call those we haven't said we have an xbox i mean we just play minecraft on xbox what do you mean yeah we play split screen minecraft xbox we can work on that wait what's the new game that came out we could play like zombies like call of duty zombies that just came out oh yeah i'm down to play some call of duty zombies i don't know i don't know if i can watch like watch us no no guys guys you won't believe this i collected all of the pokemon all 39. bad i don't care shut up we're playing zombies no i got all 39 pokemons all 39. they're not even released yet there's only two right now yeah i don't know is he lying to us dude no i got walter i even got mew3 you know what dream dream can we just have the sleepover without bad maybe no no that can come what's wrong with you i was just throwing ideas that's it that's a terrible one here one second one second i'm going to call bed tomorrow i'm going to call pets mom whoa whoa whoa no she didn't say i could be out late hey um no no i yeah no i understand i understand he's he's uh he's gonna be home soon he's gonna be home soon um now he'll sleep over tomorrow night yay uh ask if she can come to jail george what if what if he did all his chores and got him done yes okay i'll let him know yeah oh my god guys he said she said he can but he has to do all his chores oh that's okay i'll do them okay what about make sure you get them finished because otherwise you're gonna ruin the whole sleepover i will get them finished just make sure well what about you george is [Music] oh i have your delivery outside yeah yeah you got 152 dildos that you ordered um i i thought it was supposed to be like discreet dude you're not really supposed to talk about it i'll be out there in a second my friends are going to be so happy when i tell them when i'm bringing to the sleepover what is wrong with you guys my god wow that was really impressive can i get an i love you from germany elena wants to i love you dream well alina what did you say nothing sorry to pick up and i love you do you so that was that was like the best like improv lineup my friends are gonna be so excited to see what i brought to this thing that was perfect that was perfect thank you thank you thank you oh god oh son i'm such a comedian everyone everyone clap for sapping up why can't george ever let me have the spotlight i don't get it i know he gets jealous easily i know i don't know why tell a dream that he's finally achieved being a comedic genius wow is that so community genius jiren is so sweet oh my goodness wow you know who's on the phone right now reality are you going to realize we'll hang out the reality is calling they say dream is funny can i get an i love you from dream and possibly you i love you rebecca thank you dream now you have to do it rebecca underscore underscore what did george george leave here i'll do a voicemail for rebecca too hey sorry rebecca can't come to the phone right now uh she's pretty busy right now she's on youtube probably she's watching dream uh yeah so you gotta call back another time she'll probably be watching him then too but you can still you can still try and call back and catch her maybe she'll be on twitter you know posting or something there we go sure can you tell stand up on puns that you love you love stanford and puns and then tell you yeah you don't love him wow interesting thank you i love you too i also love you you don't even know who i'm talking about you didn't say their name because you're being rude i just wanted to see if you guys were being fake and you love them regardless but you don't know who they are [Music] saying they love me so i'll love them back why is your house destroyed puns guys i think tommy did it it looks like it yeah yes yes stream what's up almost i'm getting close to 13 million i'm gonna hit it probably like tomorrow congratulations no way wait what do we do for dream 13 no you know what that means what did you say what do we do for dream 13 mel that's a sleepover yeah that's a sleepover what do you mean what are we doing i'm going to get him a present you've been such a good boy this morning oh my god thank you george i'm great dreams for christmas no way no you killed and all you have to do is sit on my lap oh you're kidding me this is this is the best day of my life so come on dream i i i'm excited i'm excited of course of course i will [Music] oh oh oh oh thank you so much this is the best this is the best christmas i could have ever had this is the best christmas what could make a better dream um if uh what would make it better um would it make it better if i started rotating around the x-axis oh that's true that actually that would make it better probably yeah it would of course it would all right wait i'm sitting on you i need to think i need to think okay go ahead what do you think so much i need um what do i need what i want for christmas i want you need some dream merch oh i would love some dream merch for christmas i heard that he's releasing a a collectible coin for 13 million i would like that coin for 13 minutes oh that'd be so good oh that'd be so amazing where could you purchase such a coin a dream dot shop it's not out yet but it's not gonna happen but make sure the book market will be unlimited oh my god no way thank you so much that's um can i get some george not found like uh embroidered merch oh what like this that's being displayed on the screen right now in full screen it's embroidered look at that it's so beautiful where can they get that i don't know george not found dog shop perhaps i don't know um could i could i also get a um like a new newt stuff a new new tootie yes that is available in the store as well gas what about like be like a phone case or like yes yes what kind of phone do you have young boy uh iphone 12 oh iphone 12 aren't you so privileged [Music] what about like who has iron um i i have iron in my inner chest if you want me to get some for you yes follow me to the end of the chest a little bit i will follow you right this way there's the inner chest behind you oh there is you are so smart map for that for your christmas 23 here's something up have fun thank you santa oh oh oh oh i am santa's so giving [Music] [Music] tell me what you would like for christmas um for christmas all i really want this year is to play some games with my best friends oh oh oh okay i could arrange that i mean there's one other thing yes i i really want some um george not found dream and sapna merch as well oh my god that would be so cool if that was a thing which unfortunately it isn't but maybe in the future yeah yeah that would be great maybe for next christmas wouldn't it that would be amazing wait you're not you're not santa that's right george wait what that's george don't kill me stop killing me stop killing me stop killing me stop killing me stop killing me don't kill me stop oh my god what does that mean turn on saturn leave me alone be santa why are you killing me because we want santa back oh sorry oh my god leave me alone be santa leave me alone where's the hole oh my god you need to be santa wait i'm dead stop stop i'm dead it's not working and it wasn't working santa santa's back seth is back we need to put all the belongings of the guy we just killed in a chat yeah i don't know who that was but santa's back why did you just kill me we killed the impersonator we killed an impersonator you just killed me we killed an impersonator that was no no no no dream that's where you were mistaken that was me santa wait what what you killed me you would never kill santa on purpose place my belongings in a chest we did they're in a chest right now [Music] wait i read in a book i watched the movie one time wait oh my gosh that music is loud santa wait turn it off turn off wait hey listen to this i didn't know this i realized when you kill santa you become santa oh merry christmas when you be well killed i guess i'm the new santa guys no no i'm the new santa i'm the new cypher i did most of the damage okay fair enough enough yeah fair enough sapnap what do you want for christmas um at the other side i couldn't give it to me but maybe some sapna merch and and then and then some dream merch and then after that from george brown you can get the sapna merch at sapnap.shop you can get the dream merch at dream.shop and you can get the george not found merch at george not found that shop so coordinated very consistent and convenient yeah it's very consistent and convenient that's amazing i never would have thought i'd live in a time when elves didn't make all the clothes no things have changed santa i think it the amount of people he is working for him has just gone down a little bit but he's still santa and that's what matters george oh boy what do you want for christmas um here let me just gather my belongings real quick okay did you take some of my where's my food i need food oh it's happening personally stand up put the food back in the chest would you be a good boy and put it in there oh there you go friendship is great what do you want for christmas young boy um [Music] all i want for christmas oh i'm good you know what i want for what do i want from this doesn't force anything on anybody just a suggestion for christmas i would quite enjoy i have one question before you say what you want okay are you on the naughtiness or the nice uh-oh well isn't that your job to know well i i check it twice and i'm just seeing if you'll be honest oh you want to know if i will tell the truth uh dude you turned down the music it's so loud yeah there you go let me sit on your lap yeah i'm over here all right come sit on my lap young man tell me what you'd like um for christmas i would like uh 5 million subscribers on youtube oh a greedy man it's okay okay uh well i may be able to make it work and may i may be able to make it happen do you think that can work it could it could it would be a christmas miracle i'll have to consult with jack frost hey santa i wanna can i show you something yes of course hello dream it is i santa [Music] what i just lost my santa powers it has been me all the love i have santa you've been a very naughty boy this year i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm so sorry i didn't want to meet you in person you're on the naughtiest of nightly can i please be put back on the nice list there's only one way that that could possibly happen how how i'll do anything anything you say you incest [Music] oh [Laughter] there is only one way you can get back on the good list how how is that you really want to know yeah i call it [Music] list that nap dream please no just let me just let me wait take off your put in the chest and just be naked and i'll kill you okay okay come on and you can sleep on a bed too meet me at the community house okay you can sleep on your bed you can sleep on a bed too it'd be perfect [Music] don't hurry he's behind us run dream run go go go go go go no jeez no it is it is [Music] okay okay let me put myself in a chest relax i'll just i'll just kill you it's fine wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on hold on hold on hold on he must be back please don't hurt me just take it off take off it'll be quicker it'll be more painless you're making this horrible you're making this so horrible it is so good to have you it's so great to hear what can i do for you now um i wish sapnap would die what the hell what dream what i know that was okay that was in minecraft in minecraft wait what are you talking about oh george you're not even santa anywhere i'm not even santa anymore obviously i'm not santa what are you talking about that was messed up what he just said george why would you say that no that was messed up where's my shield sorry i'm sorry where's my shield you stole it i have like your broken shield where's my good shield i don't have a good one i have mine oh my god can you say happy birthday to mahala and tell us she's a simp why are you a simp mahalo such a simp hi george i love you so much please tell sign up and dream i love them too have an amazing day thank you mary thank you hey george i hope you're having a fun stream can you in june tell something that i love them wait can you tell dream and sign up they love them melissa says that she loves you love her too i don't know about dream he's not really saying anything um yes i love her george samnap to show you all the nicely edited sky sign you made in le manburg sub map what's this newly edited sky sign in le man berg don't worry about it okay okay um could you please do a voicemail for neve i would internally combust um hello hello guy hey hello it's it's neve i can't come to the phone right now because sap nap stinks so bad like i literally what all right um i think i'm going to head out what the dream content's gone why well i guess the dream in battle leaving i'll leave too good night what i mean we're leaving you alone george goodbye like i have uh sleep to have yeah yeah i need to go back to sleep probably a dream why are you leaving me all right fine we'll just go back to music then [Laughter] good night george is going to bed let's hope that he doesn't end up dead not waking up from his slumber just going into a turtle slumber yeah yeah yeah what pop off king don't stop or else you're gonna get robbed he better hope that he wakes up and doesn't end up [ __ ] goodbye everyone goodbye yeah good night bad boy haley hello happy sweet dreams uh hopefully you don't get bitten by little beans oh goodnight to the entire stream i love you more than sapna georgia no way no more than me though he didn't mention puns but he meant it all right all right we have to go in on roasting puns george no i'm leaving yeah like we have to destroy his life everything he actually had to be here yeah you have to be here yes he doesn't have to be hans really sucks he does not give a [ __ ] bees because [Music] in reality he smells like bad who smells like muffins yup puns really sucks he doesn't give a single clutch he thought he would get top ten really he didn't even get a spot in my head yeah puns thinks that he's so clutch but really he is just a crutch oh yeah did i mention he's bad i don't think he did george tell us more about it he's not cool he loses all the tournaments yeah he's bad he's clown yeah [Music] mcc he is really not what you want to be which is ironic because he loves these blue cheese he hangs with lots of bees he's like tubbo but super worse he needs to get a nurse yeah he needs a nose it is not even crap it's really good it's so great tell puns that he is um late late late what's he late for hey we are we are dissing him with ease he's so stupid just like bees thank god you guys suck at rhyming words or else i'd feel bad about myself we don't suck at rhyming words you just look like a stupid turd turd hey would say we can't rhyme but we can you can't oh i was gonna say something slightly bad i'm not gonna say he's acting like he can rhyme is a super duper crime in reality puns is just a [ __ ] if he rap it'd be off pitch he will get stitches because that's what happens to stupid [ __ ] he will end up in ditches because that's what happens to stupid snitches he got partnered just on twitch but that doesn't mean he's not a [ __ ] he is he gets like 200 viewers and then wooden mcc gets fewer this is a super gross puns super duper toast he said we can't flipping rhyme so now he's paying the time the time he's getting super dissed now he's getting super pissed he doesn't like the way we talk he wishes that we ate some chalk but we will talk and come back to cause some drama that was pretty good that was way better he laughs it off like it is funny when really he is super super runny right my nose his nose his nose his nose knows i mean yeah he's crying every single day and crying every single way he called us bad and now he's mad because he's getting roasted just a tad oh yeah he's so bad he said our friends are super [ __ ] but that's just because he's a super [ __ ] whenever pun speed runs he always has to redo the run because he can never get a pb he dreams of beating dream i actually got a pb yesterday he likes to stream when he's bored he can't even use a sword he got wrecked in pvp he couldn't even beat me when i had no armor on i play him just like a pawn [Music] it's time for you to leave close your eyes and go to sleep yeah just pray that i'm not there because then you should be super scared you don't wanna have a dream have a nightmare that's just me yeah yeah you probably eat mayo and buckets that's because you're stupid okay mayo's trash mayo's trash puns can't even install this app so he can not sound like crap puns is really technological technically bad that's why okay yeah puns puns puns yes all right here we go here we go puns has no taste it's probably because his skin's a paste puns puns you smell like poo did i tell you i hate you puns has really small buns he can't even compete with us he would try and diss right back but he can't even get this ad i'm so tired but i don't care puns has no hair oh he got a haircut i'm sorry it sucked and then it looks like a butt now he really wants to cry it's okay next time don't try to diss us or we will say bye and then you will just automatically die yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah dream team won't be stopped we are super hot i really hope this song isn't copyright otherwise puns is gonna die in the night eminem's afraid of me diss me back and he will see this is a call out to marshall mathers you're the trash and i'm gonna rather up my body in the shower with the soap you're just a boat yeah eminem we're calling you out we're making a diss track on you right now you're back your music bad after that this puns needs to heal he get down on his knees and kneel his skin starts to peel and this has gotten real oh yeah puns how do you feel we're eating you like your our meal [Music] like bamboo puns doesn't repair his house he lets it look like a stupid mouse it's been blown up to smithereens and it still needs to be cleaned it needs to be cleaned yeah yeah it needs to be cleaned it comes to the room doesn't do much all right i think that's the end yeah the stream is coming to an end that was a great show no no hard feelings puns hard feelings hard feelings why why what's your shirt shout out your merch website puns go puns dot is today the stream is gonna end unfortunately all things must end um good things come down don't cry because it's over smile because it happened yeah make sure to click the follow button because then you'll be notified when i stream next oh look there's an enderman down there i'm going to kill it for it's pearl yeah we're ending the stream on a good note everyone say goodbye bye bye to you guys the stream must end the stream thank you [Music] [Applause] the stream must end i tell you it's coming to an end by the way sapnap has a girlfriend he hasn't told you about her but i'm telling you now her name is alice and she's kinda hot she's not everyone stand sap [Music] okay you really enjoyed the stream now i can finally sleep good night and thank you for the donor yeah there's a spider here but now it's sea yeah goodbye [Music] good bye goodbye i'm gonna hit the bullseye george you make me wanna cry good bye goodbye i must testify [Applause] that 7up has a girlfriend george has a wife oh yeah i can't tell you about sapnap's girlfriend what yeah what you haven't told them about your girlfriend sandra who's sandra your girlfriend oh i think you're thinking king of ruanda ruanda all right george now now we we both say goodbye we sing it and you end it like we just say goodbye for as long as we can and then you end it while we're going ready wait did we oriented like a country or something i don't know what that is there is two countries with a population of 12.3 million as of 2018. yeah the stream is georgia good it's a really good deal yeah goodbye [Music] good oh goodbye [Laughter] [Music] goodbye goodbye

Channel: GeorgeNotFound Streams

Views: 1,032,817

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Id: mEvvPngvLKI

Length: 155min 44sec (9344 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 14 2021