The War in Words: Bertie and Mary - SNL

>>> AS THEY OFTEN DO, TO YOU, MY DEAR WIFE. TELL ME, LOVE, DO YOU THINK OF ME? YOUR ADORING HUSBAND BERTIE. >>> DEAR BERTIE. YES. LOVE MARY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> DEAREST MARY, I WAS THRILLED TO RECEIVE YOUR LETTER, BUT ALAS IT WAS OVER SO QUICKLY. YOUR WORDS DO MUCH TO BRIGHTEN MY SPIRIT, SO TELL ME AN AMUSING STORY OR PERHAPS A JOKE. YOURS, BERTIE. >> DEAR BERTIE. KNOCK, KNOCK. LOVE MARY. >> MY DEAR MARY, I FEAR THE KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE STRUCTURE DOES NOT LEND ITSELF TO LETTERS. INSTEAD, AND I HOPE I'M NOT BEING TOO FORWARD, WOULD YOU SEND ME SOMETHING A BIT NAUGHTY? IT IS LONELY AT SEA. YOUR BLUSHING BERTIE. >> BERTIE, YOU RASCAL. I SHALL DO AS YOU SAY AND SEND ALONG SOMETHING NAUGHTY. BUT YOU BETTER NOT PASS IT AROUND TO YOUR FRIENDS, YOU DIRTY BOY. YOUR FOUGHTY WIFE, MARY. >> MARY, YOU HAVE SENT ME COCAINE! WHEN I SAID NAUGHTY, I MEANT A RACY PHOTO, NOT AN ILLEGAL NARCOTICS. BUT I HAVE BIGGER WORRIES. LAST NIGHT MY DEAR FRIEND STEVEN WAS SHOT AND DIED IN MY ARMS. SADDENED AT SEA. BERTIA. DON'T PANIC. AS LONG AS NOBODY SAW YOU KILL HIM, TRUT ME, I BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE. LOVE MARY. >> MY LOVE. >> IT WAS THE NOT FEED ROUGHSLY. AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE? HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN A MURDER? CONCERNED BERTIE. >> BERTIE, NO, WINK, WINK. BUT SMART MOVE PLAYING A NAZI. PEOPLE DON'T SEEM TO LIKE THEM MUCH, EVEN THOUGH THE ONES I MET AT DINNER THE OTHER NIGHT WERE LOVELY. YOURS, MARY. >> DID YOU HAVE FAUX IN THE ATLANTIC BIRTY. >> BIRTY. OH YOU KNOW ME, ALWAYS MAKING NEW FRIENDS. BY THE WAY, I WENT TO VISIT YOUR PARENTS THE OTHER DAY ENCLOSING A PHOTO OF THE THREE OF US. >>> DEAR GOD, MARY. >> WHAT HAPPENS TO MY PARENTS? THIS IS A TOTO OF YOU IN A GRAVEYARD. >> WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME THEY PASSED AWAY. WORRIED ON THE WAY BUT YOU'VE BEEN OFF WITH YOUR FRIENDS. >> I'VE BEEN AT WAR! >> THAT'S GOOD NEWS. AS YOU KNOW BY NOW, GERMANY SURRENDERED. I WAS VISITING MY SISTER IN NEW YORK WHEN WE HEARD. WE TOOK TO THE STREETS TO CELEBRATE A SOCIAL OF ME ROUND UP ON A MAGAZINE, ENCLOSING A COPY ALONG WITH A LITTLE GIFT. YOUR COVER GIL, MARY. >> MARY, STOP SENDING ME CO-CAIN AND AS FOR THE MAGAZINE, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU KISSING? >> ALL RIGHT, SCREW IT. YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO DO THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 1,213,207

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Keywords: snl, saturday night live, season 46, snl 46, snl host, carey mulligan, carey mulligan snl, the war in words, the war in words snl, the war in words saturday night live, mikey day, kenan thompson, beck bennett, steve higgins, history channel, world war two, royal navy, marriage, children, letters, war, death, murder, germans, photograph, s46, s46e17, episode 17, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician

Id: dBL9l4aDxqM

Length: 5min 44sec (344 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 10 2021