Leave Me Alurn - SNL

>> TRAVELING SOLO, IT'S MY FAVORITE. I LOVE EXPLORING WITH NO ONE TO PLEASE BUT MYSELF. BUT WHEN YOU'RE A WOMAN, THERE IS ONE VERY REAL DANGER. UNWANTED SMALL TALK. >> THIS VIEW, RIGHT? REMINDS ME OF THE EPISODE OF TWIN PEAKS WHERE THE GIRL GETS MURDERED. ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE? >> HAVING HEAD PHONES IN ISN'T ALWAYS ENOUGH TO KEEP MEN I DON'T KNOW FROM TALKING TO ME. >> OMM. THAT'S YOU. OMM. YOU HEARD OF BUDDISTS? >> THAT'S WHY WHEREVER I GO, I ALWAYS PACK THIS. INTRODUCING "LEAVE ME A LURN." "LEAVE ME A LURN" IS A PORTABLE URN FOR WOMEN TRAVELERS TO MAKE MEN THINK YOU ARE ABOUT TO SCATTER YOUR DAD OR GRANDPA'S ASHES. SO THEY BACK THE HELL UP OFF. >> THIS WAS HIS FAVORITE SPOT. WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED. >> OH. OKAY. I DIDN'T REALIZE. I'M GOING TO LET YOU -- I DIDN'T KNOW -- SORRY. >> CONFRONTATION AVOIDED. THANKS, LEAVE ME A LURN. YOU ONLY TAKE ONE VACATION EVERY SEVEN YEARS. GO AHEAD. GIVE THEM THE URN. >> HE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THE OCEAN. BETTER LATE THAN NEVER, I GUESS. >> I'M INTERRUPTING A LITTLE FUNERAL. FORGIVE IT. >> HE'S GONE AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO BE A BITCH ABOUT IT. THANKS, LEAVE ME A LURN. LEAVE ME A LURN IT'S A CONVERSATION PROPHYLACTIC THAT GIVES THE IMPRESSION THAT ASHES COULD BLOW UP TO 50 FEET AWAY AND THAT'S HOW FAR MEN WILL STAY FROM YOU. AND IT'S NOT JUST A FAKE URN, IT'S ALSO A PORTABLE PHONE CHARGER AND IT'S EVEN A STAINLESS STEEL WATER BOTTLE. LEAVE ME A LURN ALSO WORKS GREAT BACK HOME FOR THOSE LITTLE "JUST BECAUSE I LOOK FRIENDLY DOESN'T MEAN I AM FRIENDLY" MOMENTS WITH BOY STRANGERS. >> IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? >> IT WAS. BROUGHT HIM BACK FOR ONE LAST ROUND. >> NEVER MIND. >> CAN I BUY YOU LADIES A -- OH, COME ON! >> LEAVE ME A LURN TRAVEL URN, FOR HER. KILLS SMALL TALK DEAD. >> BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO CHAT WITH ASH GIRL. CALL NOW AND YOU WILL ALSO GET LOWER BACK SPIKES. >> BECAUSE THERE IS NEVER A REASON TO TOUCH A WOMAN'S LOWER BACK WHEN WALKING PAST HER. LIKE EVER. >> OW! MY HAND!

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 3,717,126

Rating: 4.9301195 out of 5

Keywords: nbc, snl, saturday night live, snl host, snl 44, snl season 44, season 44, happy christmas britain, rachel brosnahan, beck bennett, kate mckinnon, alex moffat, cecily strong, kenan thompson, melissa villaseñor, ego nwodim, s44, s44e10, episode 10, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Rachel Brosnahan, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Id: QKlv4pZe-zo

Length: 2min 30sec (150 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 19 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/nebock]

This shit was so good. I was in tears.

[u/AristaAchaion]

This is beautiful.

Also, I love Marvelous Mrs Maisel!

[u/mlf723]

10/10 would honestly purchase

[u/skibum0523]

"Because there is never a reason to touch a woman's lower back when you walk past, ever"

Yesssssss. Thanks for the post.

[u/4izrobot]

“Also a phone charger” I’m still laughing

[u/wellknit]

Anyone got a mirror for my poor Canadian ass?

[u/Lentle26]

What do you mean Twin Peaks isn't a great conversation starter, it's only a TV show where 4 women are raped and murdered.

[u/cats_and_vibrators]

But where can I get it though?

[u/mthayy]

Who knew an urn could = staying sexy