The ULTIMATE Solo Torso Challenge in Kenshi #1

welcome to kenshi why do cripples always get picked on because they can stand up for themselves but today we're gonna change that today we're gonna show the world the power of a nugget through sheer determination and jaw strength we will claw or tooth our way out of poverty and run or crawl towards Prosperity now even though I've already played a run with a human character my dear sweet Jimmy I'm gonna be doing this run again as a human oh look this guy's gonna go build the Great desert railroad oh hello please my name is Jeff but this time as a Scorch Lander mainly because I want to explore some of the ultra fascist antifa City or uh I mean holy nation cities and stuff and with kenshi being a game based on liberal racist Utopia it'll also be my form of reparations seeing Life Through The Eyes of a strong limbless independent black man gaining societal knowledge and totally not participating in cultural appropriation however the dreadlocks damn it no with all of this liberal guilt now I too can tell people I'm not racist I pretend to be a black man in a video game I don't know why no one's ever tried that defense before I guarantee you someone in the KKK has played GTA San Andreas oh [ __ ] here we go again it's the perfect defense GTA San Andreas coincidentally is also the favorite game of the holy nation weird I know ah here we are back in kenshi so this is what it's like to have a BBC wow that's kind of nice the weight of this thing really pulled Matt to the ground he can't even stand up it's so heavy definitely nothing to do with the uh lack of Limbs it's all [ __ ] baby now here we have Matt and bad Gigio the name Matt I'm particularly fond of because well I mean he's he's a torso and his name is Matt I'll give you guys a second to think about that one but I find it quite hilarious now both of these names and all the other names of the characters that we get in this playthrough are gonna be gotten from my Discord and the members of the Discord leaving them down inside of that Discord how many times can I say Discord oh anyway if you want to give me some name suggestions go on to the Discord and uh well give me some name suggestions also too you might notice that that map looks a little different hey who's that guy I think I killed a guy like that before anyway the map looks a little different and that's because we are playing with the Genesis mod along with some other uh very Choice select mods they'll be down in the video description below so here we go first thing I gotta do well first thing I gotta do I'm gonna be sending bazizio away yes I know ah or bastard but I want to try this as a solo tours bro so vegio you're gonna [ __ ] off for a while I'm not gonna necessarily get him killed but whatever happens to him happens to him if he gets taken into prison and they start smacking that sweet fat donk of his well maybe we'll go back and save him one day but it is not this day right now we're just worried about my dear sweet Matt here so bajesio give me your pants there we go now Matt has and he has shoes oh that's funny that's [ __ ] up but it's funny they gave him shoes and nothing else Ah that's good [ __ ] and cargo cargo pants yeah he has nothing to hold he's dying of hunger okay vegio why don't you go ahead and I'll run down here or something there we go and Matt my sweet beloved Matt my beautiful little crippled nugget looks like we are closest to show batai so we're gonna start wiggling and worming our way over to shoba Thai all right well I've set my melanin slider to maximum and my sex appeal slider to swag so let's [ __ ] get on with this [ __ ] oh and we're hit with a giant lag Spike right out of the gate wow oh God I hope this doesn't continue [Music] oh wow this is the maximum speed right here and he is really oh oh oh Rebel Farmers well they'll probably kill us we should avoid them Matt over this way crawl boy damn it crawl and sneak yes sneak look at this sneaky little worm boy right here oh it's gorgeous it's the ancient Shaolin worm Style with it I fear no man but those guys oh they oh [ __ ] that thing scares me that thing scares me this is our chance haha [ __ ] yes Matt uh oh wow go that way wiggle Matt wiggle although if I hang around I might be able to steal some sweet Swiggity Swag from dead guys uh let's uh let's let this play out a little bit yeah why the [ __ ] Matt God I hope they don't see me I got no limbs they can [ __ ] my mouth and throw me over a cliff and there'd be nothing I could do about it and there he goes they did pretty well all right all right Matt Now's the Time to move in oh here we go babe nice we're just cleaning up all these guys's [ __ ] now onward to shobatai that was a fortuitous little moment there look at us just wiggling through the desert oh it's beautiful all I've got to do is just eat myself over there really quick Yeet okay it's more like yeah I was hoping to have scored some food off of those bastards back there but uh you know it's just not in the cards not today that's gonna be our main main issue going down today that and things that want to eat us for lunch because there's nothing we could really [ __ ] do about it oh so carrying a bunch of heavy [ __ ] does make my Hunger go up more go faster so I'm gonna drop a lot of this [ __ ] I think I think that'd be a good idea we'll just leave a trail of [ __ ] on our way there we go oh yeah it's a little better but we're still not out of the [ __ ] woods yet boys or the desert I guess oh [ __ ] oh no no wiggle Matt oh thank god wow that oh no it's okay okay we're good we're good God that was hairy for a second I thought we were gonna get [ __ ] oh God Matt go no no no no no no no no no don't see me there's a dust storm I'm oh my God this is [ __ ] Jesus wow that was close if it wasn't nighttime if I wasn't a torso and oh God it was dust storm I just would have had my [ __ ] pushed all the way and I'm at 15 stealth right now oh Jesus are they just [ __ ] circling me are they [ __ ] with me this is nerve-wracking oh they found somebody to push some [ __ ] in that's good it's not me why are there so many skimmers Jesus Christ oh man keep crawling don't stop oh God I can see it show but Thai or is that shoba Tai I I don't think that yeah that's show but TY but we're still probably like a week away oh God I don't want the Night to End right now haha don't want the Night to End right now God [ __ ] me oh [ __ ] oh wow these pants I picked up have an increased stealth effect too so that that's cool that's probably also helping us out but dude low-key for real for real my spirit animal's a worm I actually identify as a worm oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] but anyway that that means this playthrough is perfect for me you know sometimes I I go out in the into the yard in a nut hugger and just roll around in the dirt freeing my inner worm I'll catch other worms and just you know kind of Wiggle with them makes me feel so free we call ourselves wormkin my pronouns are wriggle wiggle I feel like the Genesis mod has added in all of these skimmers and is daylight now and I am probably about to get [ __ ] I need to get out of like skimmer territory oh but it doesn't end does it nope doesn't [ __ ] end my nightmare is not over oh [ __ ] we've already gained 10 still stealth levels I mean so oh so [ __ ] close to all these skimmers all right I think this this Dune should protect me here we go there we go there we go okay okay okay make a move Matt bust a [ __ ] move [ __ ] busted who are those guys bounty hunters they're probably chill I hope I'm not a wanted man nobody wants a lowly little Wrigley nugget like me nobody but Gigio is actually surprisingly still just kind of kind of kicking it I stopped him running South because I figured that was what was causing all the lag but um yeah you know whatever God bless him God bless him oh [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah this is like playing Frogger but like really really [ __ ] slow Frogger there's a [ __ ] a what a a grievous hyena what the [ __ ] is this Jesus Christ that thing would eat my [ __ ] and not like the German Way you know wow okay wait for these skimmers to pass oh this skimmer's [ __ ] dying we can get some meat because I'm pretty sure uh uh Scorch Landers can eat like tainted meat and [ __ ] right or that yellow meat you know what I'm saying which Scorch Landers by the way [ __ ] I think one of like the best most badass race in Kenji that's right I said it [ __ ] you fight me I mean you think about it they're they're like stat boosts they're uh you know the gains they can get are all [ __ ] dope should have gone to that one first but whatever uh and um if I'm corrected they can eat this spoiled tainted meat or whatever that's pretty op babe that's pretty [ __ ] swaggerific who the [ __ ] is that that's what's this guy doing let's run with a sword like a badass limb sails a limbs oh limb salesman I have no money oh wow that guy looks [ __ ] awesome dude I mean his boots are gay as [ __ ] but his other everything else looks pretty dope come on Matt loot this [ __ ] get in there boy wiggle hump through your way in the ground yes oh okay I was wrong it's raw meat they can eat raw meat but I will um that doesn't sell for [ __ ] so I'm not gonna touch it um but anyway yes we have food [ __ ] we have a food a food hopefully this dying guy has some food too that'd be pretty chill it's got ashigaru armor that sounds dope but it makes me less stealthy so [ __ ] that stealth is the only thing keeping me alive right now oh but I see your nomad pants are better than mine don't mind if I do if ever so slightly hey I'll take it oh damn [ __ ] okay I'm taking that I'll sell the [ __ ] out of this dude beautiful oh God we are lucky as [ __ ] and shobita is right [ __ ] there and there's a skimmer right [ __ ] there too we got this we [ __ ] got this boys let's go let's oh it's fighting something yeah we held got this oh oh what the [ __ ] just happened that thing didn't want [ __ ] none dude it got one look at Matt and it was just like bro there's no way I'm [ __ ] with this guy look at the size of his [ __ ] is what the skimmer said you know like if I had arms I'd hit you with a sword but I just have to duel everybody with my dick you know just be like come on [ __ ] whip out that [ __ ] and let sword fight uh that's right everybody trying to be gangster till it's time to do Gangsta's [ __ ] like beat the [ __ ] out of a guy with no arms or legs [ __ ] [ __ ] uh yeah just making his way downtown crawling fast Dunes pass and he's limless and as night Dawns on us the whole mat starts wriggling into the city Gates and once there he pauses and lets out a single piece to assert his dominance and let these [ __ ] know what the score is a real man has come to town [ __ ] got that armor looks sick dude all right get in there Matt you [ __ ] you've had a long journey let's let's [ __ ] go get in there look at these guys they're like ah should we search his bags no he's a [ __ ] [ __ ] take pity on the poor boy it's exactly what they're saying little do they know that old Matt here has [ __ ] seven pounds of sweet Colombian Bam Bam shoved way up inside of his butthole yes the prison pocket technique he uses this Rod here to you know it's like with muskets back in the day how they like they would load the the musket ball deeper inside of the barrel so he just takes that Rod puts it up against like a wall or something just like backs his ass up onto it and [ __ ] just really he can cram a lot of [ __ ] Colombian Bam Bam into that deep [ __ ] pocketed butt butthole of his babe anyway um here we are show batai I'm amazed that we [ __ ] made it let's go to the bar oh God we made it kind of without issue and actually with a lot of [ __ ] so that's [ __ ] dope dude now now the thing uh we're using Genesis right so it changes things obviously um now in heft I know there is like or at least was a limbs Merchant let's speed this up come on Matt you slow as [ __ ] homie crawl [ __ ] crawl but I don't know if there's like a limbs Merchant here in where the [ __ ] am I shoba Tai yeah I don't know if there is or not because that's what we need to do boys we need legs legs damn it legs and then arms and then um you know success is what we get after that hey what's up dog hook up your boy let's trade uh let's get some [ __ ] Dosh dude and I don't need these shoes it's just insult to injury so a lot of this [ __ ] what do we got 749 schmeckels oh [ __ ] things are looking good for Matt and I need some food okay beautiful absolutely beautiful now then can I steal things as a torso I think the answer is most likely probably yes God damn it I'm willing to find out oh damn I think I've been made but these guys banter they were creeped allowed honestly I like their banter here I couldn't say that at all but anyway okay we're gonna have to get creative with our uh money making schemes I might have a little look around uh a little shoba tie here see if we can't uh see what we see oh wow dude look at these slave pens now too that looks really sick because everything looks way [ __ ] Doper in this wow what a dude the this guy is so [ __ ] insensitive look at this you there stand up in the shop really guy [ __ ] really you want me to stand up how [ __ ] dare you no skulking around that's all I can do I have no arms or legs oh it's a [ __ ] gosh she looks thick dude Triple C thick kind of like a a dude chick or something like very very much okay yeah no skoking around huh I get it look at those [ __ ] gutters boys ooh you could give her a little [ __ ] kiddie pool right there you don't know what the kitty pool is well it's where you [ __ ] blow a load right in a girl's belly button did I just fall off the stairs I just fell off the stairs well now I'm back on the stairs okay that's how we're playing it how about you [ __ ] off me [ __ ] however I did not see any limb Merchants so that kind of sucks doesn't it um however what Canada I mean bajicio is right here may as well just have him go inspect really quick all right he's got to be good for something right gotta be good for [ __ ] something oh wow dude [ __ ] what is happy yeah heft heft looks [ __ ] sick now bro but I mean this kind of sucks because I don't know where anything is anymore is that I think that's it right there let's go see but yeah wow [ __ ] cool dude it's got layers like uh ogres or onions you know and that's the [ __ ] guy what is this place oh wait why did I ask that I know what it is oh that's expensive that's a pricey [ __ ] what the [ __ ] a blade leg mark one that's kind of that's kind of cool a blade arm there's new [ __ ] dude I mean I should not be surprised with that I guess I'm not really surprised at that can you steal stuff but gizio can you be useful to me if if you sneak right now you will be seen I understand that okay okay so I'm gonna need a lot more Dash but um yep heft okay heft we can um I'll get some limbs that's for sure all right good job um I guess you can uh I guess just [ __ ] off into the desert or something I don't know I don't know what to do with this boy all right let's run him to stoked yeah whatever it'll just be our our eyes and ears on the ground now then money making schemes let's go Matt get in there boy this is all I can think of to do unless we just like wait outside the gate for the guards to shove in people's [ __ ] you know that's all we can do we have to steal things all right yes we stole the raw iron which is 60 caps worth of [ __ ] not a bad little haul we actually will have like over a geezer here now is there a um is that shinobis that is shinobis because yeah I think we gotta go fence this [ __ ] let's go to the shinobis well maybe Genesis changed some [ __ ] we'll uh we'll go see here comes my boy I'd say there's a good little wiggle worm no you look at him wiggling oh it just looks like a little turtle shell or something dude you could probably eat [ __ ] like a [ __ ] Champion just using his jaw to pull himself along the desert floor strong jaw is what I'm trying to say he's got a strong [ __ ] jaw hello ladies yeah nope can't sell okay to the fence oh wait what does that look like when I sit on the [ __ ] stop it get some help oh God he can't even pull himself up onto the [ __ ] God damn it what a life oh they won't [ __ ] trade with me [ __ ] I'm also out of food [ __ ] I dude but Gigio is just [ __ ] making [ __ ] happen without like any worry whatsoever at all kind of thing it's kind of a badass Stone actually looks uh wait still right yeah still looks pretty familiar other than like they added all these little mini shops and [ __ ] um yeah okay well uh begisio thank you for your service we're just gonna go ahead and probably um can I sell myself into slavery looking to sell some slaves character 500 cats for begio I'm sorry bud what we're selling them into slavery because been enslaved oh but he's still in my party okay cool that does work then eventually we can break him out dope dude all right and they gave him pants wow cool all right so that worked out well and now we have 500 more cats by selling our friend into slavery huh it's uh stayed quite a turn here yeah stop right there criminal scum that's okay there's a moral to this story somewhere but um God damn it you know I just don't know what it is well friends I think uh I think I need to crawl to heft and brave the great desert once more oh [ __ ] that's gonna be a [ __ ] uh it's gonna be an ordeal a journey I don't know if Matt's up to the task I mean maybe he's gonna be really [ __ ] sneaky by the time we get there we got a full into we need more food of course that's right that's where I sent him yeah we need more food but I mean we don't have much of a choice God damn it where's the where's the proprietor of the there's the proprietor oh there's so much food in here that I could just [ __ ] yoink to hello Milady and yoink and joink whoo all right nice well we ate some meat and we got some cheese sticks from thievery so that's cool you know thievery in kenshi it really is like the [ __ ] way to do it you know is it underhanded and [ __ ] sneaky and whatever well yes but God damn it you need to do what you need to do to survive boys you know what I'm saying there there it is the way I really wish they could like sell me some cereal or something tasty like that you know Cocoa Puffs some some Captain Crunch or something you guys know that Captain Crunch was a uh cereal rapist huh the poor tricks bunny never saw it coming they finally caught him when he went after the Lucky Charms leprechaun he beat him so bad with his uh little sheleighly thing you know uh defending himself now they finally caught the old Captain Crunch son of a [ __ ] dude son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] barkeep I require sustenance give me your food it's gonna be a long trip all right 10 10 cooked fish I feel like that should be that should hopefully suffice we'll see maybe maybe I'll buy five more just to be safe I got the ooh I just spent a lot of money ah [ __ ] it that's fine Matt has to live he has to make this journey to heft God that's probably gonna take like [ __ ] hour to do ah well I might as get started now huh come on Matt you little Wiggly son of a [ __ ] that looks funny right there it's like he's hobbling on his [ __ ] scooting on his little booty or something oh I like this just propelling himself with his jaw and his BBC wow something went down out here babe get some more [ __ ] meat oh sorry it's taken like five minutes to get him just from there to the gate oh Christ so it's time for a little Zenon oh oh [ __ ] that's good that is good good good oh well I am a fortuitous uh Expo oh wait we could yes hang on hang on now yeah we can sell their teeth we can sell their [ __ ] teeth okay [ __ ] the building materials we're taking their teeth or their claws whatever come on Matt come and get some we're gonna [ __ ] get rich stocks well meat should [ __ ] stack anyway all right let's I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna yeah I can't talk apparently I'm gonna scalp these skimmers is what I wanted to say for everything they're [ __ ] worth and then we'll get get off on our journey and now I'm under standing I bought all this [ __ ] dried fish for nothing I could have just eaten raw meat that's okay that's all right say la vie you know as the French would say actually the French would say I surrender now I'm just kidding well I mean okay your track record's not great my French Brothers I'm just gonna say it track record's not [ __ ] great but I believe in you all right I believe in you this is taking for [ __ ] ever oh my God but I'm getting a [ __ ] ton of [ __ ] money from it so you know long run it is uh well worth it well [ __ ] worth it my friends oh you know what I really need uh that [ __ ] limb Merchant who we saw running I need a fat what the [ __ ] hey are you go oh wow this place is like [ __ ] it's like [ __ ] Ohio there's just all kinds of crazy [ __ ] going on right here where's the [ __ ] weather balloon in the uh giant mushroom cloud of toxic fumes huh hey you understand that joke yeah Ohio sucks you know if I were a uh a smart man some would say uh I would have kept beijio and he could have just ran and like delivered me some limbs you know he could have carried Matt too like I get it you know I I I I wanted to do a solo torso like uh you know ambiguous amphibian one of my favorites he uh the very first kenshi gameplay that I ever saw was his torsolo experience so I I looked like fun I wanted to emulate that with Matt here my dear sweet Matt yeah if you haven't figured out his name um well let me show you how about now does it make sense now huh his name's Matt and he's in front of a door he's a doormat that is a it's really funny joke credit to my man BPL in the Discord for that name it is it's [ __ ] hilarious and it took me like five days Easter it took me five days to understand the joke but I know it took you guys longer and you wouldn't have got it without me explaining because you all are a bunch of [ __ ] [Music] oh that was nice I just delivered this one right to me thanks guys God damn it they just keep killing more [ __ ] skimmers which makes it take even [ __ ] longer for me to go oh now I gotta I gotta figure out how much money is enough you know I mean obviously I want as much money as I can get so I can buy the best limbs I can [ __ ] get at what point does it stop being worth it to crawl back and forth for [ __ ] hours on end you know what I'm saying I got six G's I'm comfy I mean it could be seven G yeah it could be seven G's all right I'm a I'm a greedy son of a [ __ ] all right I'll admit it in-game and in real life I want that Dosh baby oh [ __ ] [ __ ] right I do so I can't wait to sell out dude as soon as I make it big oh I'm gonna be telling you guys all about [ __ ] raid Shadow Legends and [ __ ] and uh you know whatever VPN wants to pay me the most money which I definitely don't use a VPN I don't even know how to use a VPN but I'm gonna convince each and every single one of you Schmucks to [ __ ] use a VPN because they paid me money yep that's how this is gonna happen that's what the future looks like for real Papa here selling out to the highest bidder unless they're Chinese I will say that if it's a Chinese company no kick sand I'm not gonna [ __ ] do it I have actually um I've had two separate Chinese like mobile game companies hit me up already via email can I not loot that oh it disappeared okay that's cool uh yeah two separate Chinese like mobile game companies hit me up to be like Oh Mr Mr papachetta I don't know why I'm doing the voice it's probably racist I don't know I don't care anyway yeah they hit me up to promote their [ __ ] mobile game and [ __ ] and uh yeah they can [ __ ] kick sand [ __ ] commies that's how I feel about that we don't lack commies around here brother who those poor Chinese citizens having to live inside of a communist hellhole oh there's another skimmer that's too far [ __ ] the CCP I'll say it so what John Cena should have said he used to be my hero nobody could see him and then he [ __ ] sold out to the goddamn communist Chinese party now look at him everybody can see him now okay seven [ __ ] G's let's get out of here dude we're gonna grab some of oh God damn it all right hang on these things just do not stop [ __ ] coming not like a cool way where you know it's like coitus or masturbation all right we got plenty of God damn it nope I'm not I'm not doing it I'm not [ __ ] doing it all right we're going we got plenty of food we got some smuggled Goods we got eight G's in the bank so let's go ahead and head on down to heft and pick ourselves up some [ __ ] legs [ __ ] uh where are you going what are you doing Matt no what did I do that oh did I Matt where the [ __ ] are you going I'm confused it's this way bro it's this way okay you know what I'm gonna trust it I don't know what you're well you know what let's Let It Ride let's Let It Ride uh he's going the wrong way but God damn it I appreciate his fire we're about to see how good can she pathfinding really is I should not trust it it is not good the pathfind in this game is very Jank sometimes yeah well I'm committed now are you [ __ ] kidding me he uh God damn it it took like 10 minutes to get from there to there all right I'm exaggerating a little bit but oh Jesus yep never trust the pathfinding never trust a piath find it and now he's going this what the [ __ ] is no no dude no all right I'm taking over manual control [ __ ] you this is me now God damn it we gotta get out of this city all right boys wish Matt luck on his Grand Adventure off into the The Horizon uh yeah quite an adventure quite a journey pretty sure that's actually half over there yeah that looks like heft oh we'll just click that way and away we go wow you can really see for Miles a trip that should take like 20 [ __ ] minutes and will be there before Daybreak will now take three weeks because I'm a little wriggle Worm baby or I'm a little Wrigley worm [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh I and it should be nope not taunting sneaking yep I should be sneaking yeah ah these things are [ __ ] everywhere oh all right boys well while we wait to uh cross this gigantic [ __ ] desert that's gonna take like three weeks why don't you go ahead and like that video down there for me hit the thumbs up button and while you're at it why don't you subscribe to the channel as well if you do I'll send you your very own doormat it's great you could put it in front of your bar you could put it in front of your Gates God damn it there's nowhere you can't put it if you're creative enough wipe your feet all over him he doesn't even have feelings he's got no limbs what's he gonna do fight back get your free doormat today all you have to do is hose him off when he shits himself but for a nice cushy soft doormat such as this well that's a feeling money just can't buy like the video today holy [ __ ] that was close oh [ __ ] me dude I get so [ __ ] nervous every time that happens my butthole looks like [ __ ] Patrick's star at this moment when he's eating like some Sour ass gummy worms or Warheads or something oh and the sun rises the sun is our enemy right now because we can be seen easier in the daylight obviously I mean it's not it doesn't take a whale biologist to tell you that but our journey our journey awaits or it doesn't we're kind of already on the you know what I mean shut up you know with this uh this playthrough I might be biting off more than I can chew which is a skill that uh this guy should be really good at seeing as how it's his only movable appendage his mouth oh [ __ ] me these vagrants just saved my life oh my God thank you they they all just got their [ __ ] pushed in holy [ __ ] but not old Matt here Matt has a destiny he has a purpose he is the anime protagonist he will make it alive if it's the last thing he does I definitely won't be the last thing he does well it's night time again and we're not even halfway there yeah oh God I don't think I have enough Zen for this journey it's taken so long one eternity later oh here we go boys we're so [ __ ] close oh I can taste it watch we get there it's like genesis added a mirage feature or something we've been out in the desert so long we're just seeing a city and it's really like 20 more [ __ ] miles that away or some [ __ ] that'd be funny but I'd cry though I do find it really funny we get a hundred percent uh stealth increase because we're crawling so it's like you know well that's kind of self-explanatory I just think it's funny yeah I do one good thing about all this is uh we've gotten an eight in strength 29 in athletics and 30 in stealth so you know as soon as we get some decent arms and legs boys we're gonna snowball that's right this is like uh you know training with an extra extremely heavy weight vest on I I mean weights on your arms and legs making them so heavy that you can't even move them I guess because we don't have any ah whoa hey [ __ ] is that anyway yeah training hmm there's the gate oh go Matt go I think we're safe now bitching dude oh and there's an outlaw for uh swordsman right here to to milk or not milk [ __ ] loot Freudian slip hey oh he's a nugget too dude wow oh yes it's an adorable little dark lord wow dude he's come to give me his blah he's come to give me his Blessing yes Matt crawl boy or you shall one day harness your inner strength and become Almighty and stuff go boy crawl crawl to Victory oh and he did yes thank you Dark Lord thank you your cute little took his Little Goat took us just walking away it's Matt's [ __ ] cute little human took us is just also crawling away chance encounters much nice oh and another one hey hey God I like this city heft you're all right you got plenty of little adorable dark Lords with muelling about oh and a third one I love things that come in threes foreign wow what are you doing here okay it's a interesting technique I don't know if I'd take the same route but you know God damn it you're doing it and all these other people just walking around passing me all fast and [ __ ] they're a bunch of uh oh God whether they call them these days a [ __ ] ableist I think a [ __ ] ableist or you make fun of crippled people or something I don't know dude there's so many ists these days like if yeah if you don't like McDonald's you're a mcdonald'sist or some [ __ ] anyway we're here hi robot bro oh yes give me your [ __ ] list [ __ ] afford any of these dude God damn it God damn it son of a [ __ ] oh hang on now I'm blue eyeball and I have a chance to steal this [ __ ] dude okay we could do this okay I gotta empty my inventory first so and then then we can do this come on Crawl [ __ ] okay I don't think we can do it boys they uh I lost my blue eyeball and I haven't been able to [ __ ] get it back oh okay we can do this foreign oh yeah we [ __ ] did it boys we [ __ ] did it oh [ __ ] yes now it is only just uh just one you know oh look at him he's got a little leg [ __ ] oh yeah you go Matt you [ __ ] go and um we'll just kind of have to sit around and wait until this dude gets you know another leg we can afford in um in stock so we could buy it you know but hey I'm I'm really getting a leg up on the world now babe and this ain't even my final form as an anime protagonist I shall only grow stronger and evolve to gain an even bigger BBC it'll be a bbbc the extra b stands for bigger or sorry I mean a big uh [Music] but anyways boys I think we'll leave it there for now so I hope you enjoy our new kenshi series of doormat the uh the Torso and his uh Adventures a special thanks to the members of the cheese Monger Society I'll catch on the flippity Flop and as always I love you bye [Music]

Channel: Papa Cheddar

Views: 21,135

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Id: YroWqkc6jHo

Length: 33min 36sec (2016 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 04 2023